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“No! It’s okay, big brother! I know you’re not actually joking, but I’m not either. If you think it’s hot if I blow you while you’re sitting on the toilet, I wanna do it. I don’t think you understand what I’
psychophancy:polyamoryspider:SO PERFECT.FUCK. … I almost don’t have any of my own words for this one. Almost. Not teach safety? Really??!!Just so you know. They aren’t saying that not telling kids how to have safe sex will stop them from
koalasrdelicious: ok this really started as something serious.. then me and wahrsager started talking and it just turned into a big joke. I-I’m really sorry for this. i rushed through it pretty fast. NOT FUCKING SORRY THIS IS GLORIOUS OMFG
dhevelevil: wm-elimination: It’s not a game. It’s not a joke. It’s for REAL, And it’s unstoppable. The white race is being genetically reprogrammed. The white female line can evolve with Black sperm contributions, but the white male
Okay while I wait for answers I want to claim my throne. I’m the Princess of not finishing anything at all. I have not been completely open about me having instagram on my blog. So if anyone’s wondering what else I’m doing, here are
modbec: I’m not sorry. GOSH DARN IT REBECCA! XD YOU HAVING FUN?? XDXD Sheesh, I don’t even know what to say XD
I’M NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENED OR WHY EVERYTHING HURTS, BUT I TOLD YOU I’M A PART OF THIS BLOG!
fuckyeahtattoos: “It is real, isn’t it? It’s not a joke? Petunia says you’re lying to me. Petunia says there isn’t a Hogwarts. It is real, isn’t it? “It’s real for us,” Snape said. “Not for her. But we’ll get the letter, you and
southernkiller: dulcedoom: iamthewalrus-creep: nerdypartyman: Holy shit. It’s just the gif. With the line. And not a joke or a meme or anything. WHAT IS THIS One does not simply find the original gif dot Holy shit
beokaycampaign: This is so important. Not enough people understand this. Self harm is a serious problem, not a joke or a phase. It is the result of a mental illness. Illness. It needs to be treated as such, and cured, like every other illness out there.
After extensive research she has concluded that this joke is “on pointe”
dulcedoom: iamthewalrus-creep: nerdypartyman: Holy shit. It’s just the gif. With the line. And not a joke or a meme or anything. WHAT IS THIS One does not simply find the original gif dot
bustysister: “No! It’s okay, big brother! I know you’re not actually joking, but I’m not either. If you think it’s hot if I blow you while you’re sitting on the toilet, I wanna do it. I don’t think you understand what I’m willing
kipplekipple: trenching-timelord: kipplekipple: I can’t believe this needs to be said, but… - Withholding medication from a disabled person is not a joke, it’s not a punishment, it’s abuse. - Withholding mobility equipment from a disabled
gerardgayofficial: move-on-go-beyond: a-sad-guy: greeneggsangraham: saltunderthesea: This broke my fucking heart This is why you don’t lie about having mental disorders. It is not a joke. I’m crying This broke my heart this is real ocd, not
lol……. Someone had to say it. ***NOTE: If he’s into 13 yos he’s not a pedophile. Extremely misused term. Pedophilia is not related to any age, its related to physical development. Pedophiles like prepubescent girls,
sickfake: i hate when i accidentally say something about wanting to kill myself over a minor inconvenience really casually in front of neurotypicals bc theyre always like “suicide is not a joke!!1!1!1!” and it’s like????? i’m not kidding????????
I hate Air. air is not a joke. and you should not breath it.
…I’m gonna give these folks a free pass on a mass rampage because holy fuck I would not, COULD not blame them.
lead-rubber-cigarettes-and-meds: distraction: Not sure what to ask first Easy. The UPS man wrecked his truck.Man was walking by (on his way to a party. Most likely a “mixer”, hense why he is holding one. He’s bringing it as a joke) and saw, thought
aluray: How about both sides play fair and not even joke about screwing the other side over?If you really want to win, win the fair way. Otherwise it’s not very rewarding.
literalfinnish: I couldn’t look at this and not translate some of the names. Well. Most of them. Nahkahousut = Leather Pants Pallivaha = Scrotewax (though technically this is archaic Finnish that refers to neither scrotums nor wax, but this is what
cheetahpeople: squaliformes: randuin: elbegoss: Massachusetts is an SCP now and honestly they’re right god i fucking love the scp foundation oh and for those not in the know about SCP object classing: Thaumiel is not a typical object class. Most
lepetitdragon: buttsaretheraddest: meowboii:riiri-chan: still one of the best videos ever This is so god damn funn i rebloged it from myself.I’m seriously crying not even joking. This is never not funny i cant handle this video at all
petition for Garnet to say the word butt more often because it has yet to not be funny
passiveskills: fenris is funny not bc he actively tries to make clever jokes but when other people do he just goes along with it. one of these horny weird bastards in his party says some weird shit and he’s like yeah ok. he’ll even say some dumb shit
thankyoucorndog: bryko: tinycartridge: Not a joke, not a mock-up: Nintendo 2DS ⊟ Coming out this October 12 (alongside Pokemon X/Y) for 贡.99. what the fuck “Imagine a standard 3DS laid all the way flat, and with the depth slider all the
I feel like I have this underlying desire to feel clever and intelligent. The idea of debates and having my wit tested, are appealing. On the other hand I am full of self doubt and I’m not sure I really have the mind for those sorts of things.
danialexis: psilentasincjelli: Allistic Jeff drank a milk and now he has the autism. Don’t be like Jeff. (The linked post is not a joke. PETA does indeed have a page on their site claiming dairy products can lead to autism. I’m not linking it here.
dont-touch-mysammywinchester: #this is all you need to know about supernatural #like seriously #i’m not even joking #tHEY STARTED THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE BECAUSE DEAN WANTED PIE OKAY #YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND
acachette: Full disclosure I saw this as a tweet yesterday as a Steve and Tony prompt but I can’t seem to find it now! It’s not my joke, I’m not that funny. Now someone find that gif of Steve hurling himself out of the elevator :P
splitbricks: *passionately mumbling the snk op* “… nuh nuh nah nee no nuh nuh wa oh oh eh neh neh na na ne nuh—”
In the Criminal Justice System..
macbookprotagonist: i don’t get along with them type of Black ppl who somehow feel sorry for themselves for not growing up in the hood and not fitting into negative stereotypes of Blackness. I feel this. Half the electricity ain’t work right
buttsaretheraddest: meowboii: riiri-chan: still one of the best videos ever This is so god damn funn i rebloged it from myself.I’m seriously crying not even joking. This is never not funny
aprillynnuh: itbeezkevinyo: lilmisskaitlinnnn: dearscience: i can never not reblog this. ohmygod. not even joking, this has me in tears. it’s horrible that there’s THAT much hatred and closed-mindedness in the world. Really? What the fuck
thelesbianpotato: chickyyy27: raaypest: THOSE SHITS ARE NOT A JOKE MEANWHILE IN HONG KONG did anyone notice that the point of this post is that they placed hong kong in brazil…not the hornets
buttsaretheraddest: meowboii:riiri-chan: still one of the best videos ever This is so god damn funn i rebloged it from myself.I’m seriously crying not even joking. This is never not funny
willowscully: do not ever jokingly make plans with me u could be like haha we should go on a roadtrip this june!! and ill be like yes ok ive rented us an airbnb in alberta it takes 9 hours and 4 minutes to drive exactly which should not be a problem
standpoor: 1800butts: standpoor: hanestly:and when i say that you should stay, remember what i’m drinking’s cheap HEY! WOULD YOU MIND NOT STEALING MY PIX OR MY INSTA NAME? IDENTITY THEFF IS NOT A JOKE Lmao love yourself they literally even took
toomanyfandomsforoneurl: songofages: dulcedoom: iamthewalrus-creep: nerdypartyman: Holy shit. It’s just the gif. With the line. And not a joke or a meme or anything. WHAT IS THIS One does not simply find the original gif dot dot dot
rydenarmani: bubbliciousbrie: echooftheelements: natural-magics: foresthoney: waxing-moon: NO ONE deserves to be threatened with RAPE. It is not funny, it is not a joke, nor something to make light of. This is abhorrent behavior. Please reconsider
tarabobera: iamtherightkirsti: wow he really hates school This really fucking annoys me. Suicide is not funny, its not a joke.
derpmandar: thinspirationalist: thinnify: Someone seriously needs to invent this. OMFG. yes! this! YES OH MY GOODNESS YES. I do not only want, I NEED this. yes. please. 100%. my friends dad plays video games while working out. i’m not even joking.
pastryperson: buttsaretheraddest: meowboii: riiri-chan: still one of the best videos ever This is so god damn funn i rebloged it from myself.I’m seriously crying not even joking. This is never not funny @idolized-salt
possiblyenjoyable: good reasons to insult your child: no don’t fucking do that not even jokingly don’t insult anyone especially not your own fucking child do not make your child feel like shit about themselves ok
also i’ve noticed that the tough thing about my url is people automatically think of ‘bunny’ or think im a bunny, even though im not anymore haha the url kinda came up from an old fandom joke, its just that i couldn’t imagine
alicerosedejak: Don’t take everything So seriously Life is what you make it To me it is not a joke But our outlook On this existence Is flat out hilarious There is not always A deeper meaning Sometimes things just happen Because they do There is humor
Man,not what he seems was an intense episode
@beetlejuice-lover OH THANK GOD YOU TOLD ME THE WRITERS HAVE SO MUCH EXPLAINING TO DO^NOW THIS VISUAL GAG MAKES ME GAG^RICO NO THAT’S YOUR SIBLING^RICO WAIT THAT’S NOT WHAT PREENING MEANS^A WHOLE GIF OF RICO SINNING?!?!?!!OH GOD RICO NO—–
