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noodlesandbeef: Weigh in: 245lbs I know, I know…these are not very well lit photos. I should’ve waited till the morning when the light would be better, but I was so excited I had to take them soon as I got home :D Compared to the last time I was
noodlesandbeef: My view.
noodlesandbeef: More photos of The Andrew Christian “Almost Naked” Dare Boxer. (Recommended: see the top-down view of this underwear).Yeah. It’s kinda ridiculous…but the tackyness is growing on me?I could see myself wearing it with fireman
noodlesandbeef: On our last night at the boutique hotel, big pup surprised me with a wonderful candlelit dinner overlooking the beach. It was so warm I ate dinner shirtless.Ceviche, grilled octopus, and some white fish I could not identify. Absolutely
noodlesandbeef: Hotel Butts: San DiegoWe stayed at an old bank-turned-hotel in the Gaslamp District of San Diego. Gorgeous vault doors had been restored and turned into frames for room mirrors. See also: my previous Hotel Butt portrait in San Diego
noodlesandbeef: WOW! It looks like you guys really want recipes!Alright.I will give you a series of instructions. Follow them exactly. Just call me the cooking Dom.
noodlesandbeef: innerbear: wwetj: Randy Orton’s Pec Bounce(: »» Dylan, please translate for those of us who aren’t yet fluent in Pec His accent is really thick, but it looks like he’s saying he’s a “hungry bottom”?
noodlesandbeef: You going to join me? (at secret beach)
noodlesandbeef: TBT Veracruz.
noodlesandbeef: Today’s look. Handsome sexy muscular man great beard and awesome bulge - WOOF
noodlesandbeef: Is it spring yet? Very handsome and dam sexy - WOOF
noodlesandbeef: brandedbulltank: Master joined me for a shower today.Then he chose out some clothes for his pup to wear work. This resulted. Overall, a very good morning. *whimper*. ~Love you so much Master, thank you for allowing me to serve you.~
noodlesandbeef: TBT Veracruz. You make a man dream - WOOF
noodlesandbeef: Hotel Butts: Tecolutla, VeracruzWith special guest, big pup :)Look at that beefy butt <3 Looks like an ideal match.
noodlesandbeef: Hotel Butts: Kauai I had a budget hotel room in Kauai. Ground floor, overlooking a pool that seemed to spawn children. So I couldn’t do my usual hotel butts pose of looking broodingly into the distance from my balcony. My hotel’s
noodlesandbeef: I got new shoes for pride!
noodlesandbeef: Happy May, everyone
noodlesandbeef: Small branding update: Chuck pup is now Alpha pup.
noodlesandbeef: Well used pups
noodlesandbeef: Took the pups hiking Big Basin Redwood State Park to Sempervirens Falls.
noodlesandbeef: Better shot of the Nike tights. They’re packagey, to say the least.I should’ve done a tights week for #52weeksofkink :/
noodlesandbeef: Just in time for Christmas. Drawing of @alphabeef as Bowser and @brandedbulltank stuffed after a big meal. Thanks, @cursedmark!
thecaliforniacow: Finished two hikes today. Was stopped by some tourists who wanted to know if I played football for UH. They were certain I was a linebacker because I looked Samoan and was built like a linebacker. *Blush* http://j.mp/2v7ypFp
thecaliforniacow:North shore http://j.mp/2iB5mo0
thecaliforniacow:I have sand in very strange places http://j.mp/2xypQ3l
thecaliforniacow:Summit! http://j.mp/2w7V1on
thecaliforniacow:I’m in Hawaii, so of course I’m trying to get new photos of my pe'a. This was taken in the old Pali highway around a blind corner. I accidentally flashed a few cars before I was satisfied with the shot. :X http://j.mp/2gaywtl
noodlesandbeef: Hotel Butts: Our cruise ship balcony roomLike my Asia Cruise, I booked a balcony room so we could enjoy a private view of the sea….and take photos naked.My silhouette has been contrast corrected to keep this artsy instead of crass.
noodlesandbeef: One beefy tank at sunset.
noodlesandbeef: Whimpering, moaning pups, begging for me to use them. This is my alarm clock.
noodlesandbeef: More rump outtakes from today’s calendar shoot in Cazumel.
noodlesandbeef: Going through the photos on my GoPro. This was taken in Hawaii at secret beach. I had a floating attachment for the gopro and spent a ton of time trying to do some underwater poses…to no avail. The buoy attachment doesn’t anchor
noodlesandbeef: Outtakes!
noodlesandbeef: We rented a 2014 Dodge Challenger to explore SoCal. Its a very sexy car.
noodlesandbeef: Spend today grilling up 36 chicken breasts, a whole salmon, and 24 burger patties for the coming week of eating. And messing with alpha while he grills.
noodlesandbeef: One of my favourite looks from the wedding was Michael’s custom leather epaulette, tie, cuffs, and hat. Super hot look.
noodlesandbeef: Merry Christmas, tumblr!
noodlesandbeef: The boys and I took turns dancing on lit gogo dancing platforms in the VIP room upstairs.
noodlesandbeef: There was a waterfall…but it was just a trickle. Not enough to shower from like at Secret Beach.Still pretty awesome.
noodlesandbeef: I’ll regret posting this, I’m sure.
noodlesandbeef: Whelp, I think brandedbulltank wore it better :D
noodlesandbeef: Found one of those sexy discontinued n2n singlets that foxbear is always wearing. Wow, these are comfy. Plenty of package space!
noodlesandbeef: EDC day 1 theme is “tactical raver.”
noodlesandbeef: Found these outtakes from Dore on my memory card while on vacation.They’re pretty hot…I don’t know why I didn’t post them.Left: big pup and tank playing with alpha’s nipples.Right: tank doing chin-ups in his jockstrap as cars
noodlesandbeef: omg, someone gif’d all my bulge bouncing videos.
noodlesandbeef: bigbulltrainer: sungodprime: mike-peace: This was supposed to be up last thursday, but I could only do that now. Well, this means that this week we’ll have two comics =D Not everything is bad. This made me happy. This brightened
noodlesandbeef: brandedbulltank: 6 June 2016: When Master says “Present!” Mine.
noodlesandbeef: oh my gosh, you guys. My favourite Pistol Pete gym shorts are now available in an even shorter mid-thigh length. Pup says they’re obscene. I love them. Beautiful
noodlesandbeef: That instant buy from earlier. So comfy…and, apparently, very sexy. I wore it out for tonight’s chores. Had to pick up my RX at the pharmacy, some groceries, and tickets for a dance on Sunday. Was stopped for photos three times
noodlesandbeef: Instant purchase. I don’t know why I’ve waiting so long to get long johns…
noodlesandbeef: carnenchiladas: Bulking update: 270lbs side view His arms are bigger than his head now. *swoon*
noodlesandbeef: Day zero of Folsom weekend. Went with Pup to the AEF XXXI award gala, hosted by Kink.com. After some tasty snacks and drinks we had a tour of the famous porn studio…and took lots of photos using their sets and props. It was awesome.
noodlesandbeef: carnenchiladas: Morning cardio with Master Cardio is important for heart health Beautiful
noodlesandbeef: My Ū Halloween costume. Happy Halloween!
noodlesandbeef: Sleeper train cuddles on our way to Portland. Beautiful