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babyblanketcoughsyrupcarnival: me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my
ladycyprus: You’re not alone by Juuri-No-Sekai File this under: Things that are not okay
youarefuckingmajestic: REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS. STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
onlyshecums: Are you sorry you agreed to a threesome during which you’re not allowed to cum? No.
kateitron: batter-sempai: sixpenceee: just because you’re not there to see it, does not mean it doesn’t exist I’m sorry but is that a freaking SLENDERMAN???? ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN. I THUGH THIS WAS A STICK BUG HECK NO TAKING THE NOPE
clype: reactionism: youarefuckingmajestic: REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS. STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD. Being sexually attractive to
holligenet: shyandsmiley: quixoticwitch: hierophilic: aspidelaps: babeobaggins: nasadad: uylg: rotbabe: If you see this do NOT call an exterminator, call a beekeeper to relocate them for you. Fuck that, I’m calling a SWAT team No you’re
chibird: No one should ever judge you for acne, because chances are they’ve had to deal with it too. It’s such a super common thing! You’re not alone in the acne struggle- just don’t let it make you feel too bad! oh parents!
jjongie-poo: askleetaemin-ah: You’re not called Jjongie-poo for no reason I could change it to Jjongie-rainbowbutt any time For that to be even any way correct, you would need a butt, something you don’t have.
cheatonmealready: “Baby, how come you wear yoga pants even when you’re not off doing yoga?” you ask your girl. “Oh.. no reason..” Love yoga pants
clype:reactionism:youarefuckingmajestic: REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS. STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD. Being sexually attractive to your
melaye:daggerfencer: clype:reactionism:youarefuckingmajestic: REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS. STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD. Being sexually
heartfiliae: “Don’t underestimate me! I don’t quit and I don’t run! You can act tough all you want! You’re not gonna scare me off! No way! I don’t care if I DO get stuck as a genin for the rest of my life! I’ll still be Hokage someday!”
claryfightwood: no offence but let yourself be ugly!! you don’t have to fix your hair if you’re not going anywhere you don’t have to cover up ur spots or change out of your lounge pants to go buy milk like damn we really gotta let ourselves be comfortable
glyndarling: kestrel-tree: lesbianopinions: don’t say “but sexuality is fluid” when a girl tells you she has no interest in men If someone says this to you: “Yeah but fluids solidify at low temperatures and you’re not that hot” I know
someastrologyposts: wow what a cutie: taurus, cancer, virgo, pisces oh no they’re hot too: scorpio, ARIES, libra, capricorn protect them they’re awkward: gemini, leo, SAGITTARIUS, aquarius
glyndarling: kestrel-tree: lesbianopinions: don’t say “but sexuality is fluid” when a girl tells you she has no interest in men If someone says this to you: “Yeah but fluids solidify at low temperatures and you’re not that hot” I know I
tattoosarecute: kateitron: batter-sempai: sixpenceee: just because you’re not there to see it, does not mean it doesn’t exist I’m sorry but is that a freaking SLENDERMAN???? ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN. I THUGH THIS WAS A STICK BUG HECK NO
admantist: You say You’re not gonna fight ‘Cause no one will fight for you ah yes, vent Kankris.
myriamsaviniart: Here, take a bunch of Tokoyami And a Tsuyu and a Ojiro I love my freaks <3
“We know what you’re thinking and no, we’re not related.”
clype:reactionism: youarefuckingmajestic: REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS. STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD. Being sexually attractive to your
castielsteenwolf: ITS NOT EVEN FAIR HOW PRETTY FAMOUS PEOPE ARE DO THEY UNDERSTAND THAT YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE BEAUTIFUL AND HAVE TALENT THERE IS NO HOPE FOR US UGLY PEOPLE
clype: reactionism: youarefuckingmajestic: REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS. STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD Being sexually attractive to
hardonformanstink: “Wow, that was great! Now who are you?” “You weren’t expecting me? You’re not giantcock23 on Grindr?” “No. What’s Grindr?” “Oh fuck, I think I got the wrong apartment! 3B?” “3B
man-stuff: blaqmetal: man-stuff: These fetishes are getting ridiculous. “AW YEAH, I’M GONNA FUCKING SHAMPOO YOUR HAIR, BITCH, YOU LIKE THAT SHIT?” “Please, you’re getting it too clean! Have mercy!” NO I WILL NOT, DADDY
becoming-hotwife: dothisforme: So you want to talk dirty but you have no clue what to say? Dirty talk is an awesome way to explore your fantasies in a safe environment, but it can also be a daunting task if you’re not used to expressing your sexuality
sinbadism: just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.no… it’s not… “square” was black slang for uncool in like the 70s… why do yall keep making up fake etymologies
0808880888088880: wetrgyhuijkol: 0808880888088880: wetrgyhuijkol: No offense but Celtic designs and imagery aren’t a costume and you shouldn’t wear knots or crosses or claddaghs if you’re not Irish or they weren’t given to you buy an Irish
Ginger gave Mr. Crude a dirty look and told him, “No, Mr. Crude! You’re not putting that in my mouth!”“I thought you told me you wanted to earn a ‘B’ in my class!” he replied.Ginger got up from the chair, faced the desk and leaned forward.
“Are you about ready to go, Anna?” asked Mr. Crude.“Yep! I’m ready now,” she replied.“You’re not wearing those pants. Take them off and put on your bright pink leggings. No panties underneath, either,” he said sternly.“Awww… you
adultstars-sfw:Gina Valentina “I like your dress, Gina,” said Mr. Crude. “I hope you’re not wearing anything under it.”“No, of course not! Just lift the hem in the back and I’m all yours!”
uumans: claryfightwood: no offence but let yourself be ugly!! you don’t have to fix your hair if you’re not going anywhere you don’t have to cover up ur spots or change out of your lounge pants to go buy milk like damn we really gotta let ourselves
