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eroticcannibal:jimtheviking:kyrare:paxamericana:you’re hearing it more and more Spotify Premium ad: “Imagine playing music without interruptions!Infinite skipping! Replay the song you want! And even do it offline? No ads! Whatever songs you want!
uumans: claryfightwood: no offence but let yourself be ugly!! you don’t have to fix your hair if you’re not going anywhere you don’t have to cover up ur spots or change out of your lounge pants to go buy milk like damn we really gotta let ourselves
clype: reactionism: youarefuckingmajestic: REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS. STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD. Being sexually attractive to
youngblackandvegan: there are people who can have sex with no strings attached and there’s nothing wrong with that but if you know you’re not that person then don’t act like you are
stoppity: gayauxiliatrix: oppressing-all-womyns: People who call me stupid for not tolerating racism against white people are funny. there is no such thing as racism against white people. literally go outside dumb fuck you’re not getting murdered
momsseductiveways:“No Son, you’re not disturbing at all, in fact you are right on time, I was just thinking about you.”
britneyswallows: Blowjob rule number one: Keep eye contact.Blowjob rule number two: No teeth.Blowjob rule number three: Use your mouth not your hands.Blowjob rule number four: If you’re not gagging, go deeper.Blowjob rule number five: Swallow!Check
sinbadism:just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.no… it’s not… “square” was black slang for uncool in like the 70s… why do yall keep making up fake etymologies 4
askfacebookderpy: I HEARD YOU LAUGH, DINKY! YOU’RE NOT SUCH A BIG GIRL THAT YOU DON’T STILL LAUGH AT FARTS! …UH HUH! …UH HUH! …UH HUH! Anyway, no, ponies just fart farts. xD
lovelyrugbee: Here, we’re not allowed to be selfish… Here it would be cruel to let you know… Not when we aren’t promised tomorrow… But… In another place, Armin… Another world far far from this hell… I think we could be happy… I
jgroffdaily: Congrats Hamilton on winning the Grammy Award for Best Musical Theater Album 2016! “Remember, I grew up not seeing Broadway shows, but loving cast albums. So when you have our cast album, you can go home and listen to it and you’re gonna
frehyja: bpd: if you’re not the best at everything there’s no point in being alive avpd: if you even bother attempting this and embarass us i will kill you myself
all-about-wearable-technology:*at Jack’s funeral*10: Can I… can I have a moment alone?Rose: Of course[when everyone has left]10: listen here you little shit, i know you’re not actually deadJack, opening his eyes: ya no shit, can you help me
hellacutexo: youngblackandvegan: there are people who can have sex with no strings attached and there’s nothing wrong with that but if you know you’re not that person then don’t act like you are tru
paddedlittleparadise:“Now, now, Shana, no pouting! You heard Miss Tibby, didn’t you? If you’re not going to use the potty like a big girl, there’s only one thing we can do…”I stifled an incredulous laugh as I took in the scene on the monitor
acromantula: No spell can reawaken the dead, Harry. I trust you know that. Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. But remember this: you have friends here. You’re not alone. inspired
faygo-fuckyourself: faygo-fuckyourself: some dude started throwing pebbles at my window so i went over and opened it and he was like “oh shit you’re not my girlfriend” in a very obviously intoxicated way and I said no, probably not and he asked
zukotheflamealchemist: When you’re watching a cartoon/anime and you hear a familiar voice and you sit there for ten minutes trying to figure out who voices them. It’s even worse when the show/game/whatever doesn’t have credits or listings
I don’t want to be like “No, you’re not allowed to speculate about the upcoming episode” or anything but I’m baffled at the number of people who seem convinced Lapis is going to be in it when that doesn’t make any sense
basically, to me, fandom expression should only follow two rules - Does it make you happy? Yes. Is it hurtful/hateful? No. Then you’re good. Not everything in fandom is meant to appeal to every person, its just a lot of people doing stuff they enjoy
likewildlife: There’s no reason to show my not-so-pretty face on here. But if your really wanna see it (or if you’re not 18+) better follow me on instagram:www.instagram.com/mario.jpg
oh cool, you want to last minute cancel on me because you’re tired and then ask me to hang out tomorrow night. let me just cancel all of my social engagements so that you can get high by yourself and get on grindr.
maneatingrainbows: No matter what you say, you can’t get me to believe that you’re NOT beautiful.
erin-ellingson: No, you’re definitely not. I’ve always loved X-mas! So glad I’m not the only one. I would’ve felt weird!
rainbow-femme: I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones
squishietechies: clype: reactionism: youarefuckingmajestic: REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS. STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD. Being sexually
kestrel-tree: lesbianopinions: don’t say “but sexuality is fluid” when a girl tells you she has no interest in men If someone says this to you:“Yeah but fluids solidify at low temperatures and you’re not that hot”
masterboibinder:N-no… please, man… I need to leave… I wanna go home…mmmmpphh?!?The man clamped his hand over Blake’s pleading mouth as he reached for a leather gag… “Sshhh… you’re not going anywhere, boy… at least not until I say
becoming-hotwife: dothisforme: So you want to talk dirty but you have no clue what to say? Dirty talk is an awesome way to explore your fantasies in a safe environment, but it can also be a daunting task if you’re not used to expressing your sexuality
liverell: ayeyoaunz: People are not understanding that these businesses have insurance. THEY GOOD. These black bodies though. They’re dead. Say it again, I don’t think they heard you.
britteryikes: alexbelvocal: blackgiornogiovanna: alexbelvocal: blackgiornogiovanna: fluffgawd: queen-ciara: Y’all the past 2 yrs: Ciara: #LevelUp Y’all now: Like did y’all wanna know or not? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
staff: wannabeotakuboy: staff: say goodbye to ur precious animes First of all staff, the plural of anime is anime, no s. Second of all, how the fuck could you do this? This just isn’t fair. You’re not even educated on anime (you don’t even
misspennyprimetime: Hi Miss Penny ^_^ I have to say that I love how gorgeous you are and how you’re not afraid to be yourself ^_^ its very inspiring :) here’s a picture of me and my no boobies. I hope you like ^_^ and hopefully more will come :)
xiaxiong: “You were right Mikasa. You were not like me. But you’re exactly what I need.” Quick rivamika doodle. It is inspired by chapter 3 of Fukushuu by the ever so talented fuku-shuu, hence Mikasa in a bath towel and Levi’s disheveled
youarefuckingmajestic: REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS. STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
talesofanswers: I am NOT the same person as that dreck! Why do you people keep saying that? Well, we do have the same fonon frequency. But no, we’re not really the same person. I used to think I was just a knockoff of Asch, but now I realize that
mockyeahingyeahjayyeah: danimaguswhovian: stravaganza: cityofbadass: Plot twist. GUYS THEY’RE ALL PLOT TWISTS BUT WAIT NO THEY’RE NOT IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT GRYFFINDORS were brave enough to ask random strangers to be friends HUFFLEPUFFS were
pamela-susan-morrison: chibird: If someone likes a certain type of music, there’s no need to judge them for it. It doesn’t matter what others think of the music as long as you enjoy it (and you’re not blasting it at 2 AM)! ^^ bless you. a thousand
acceptscreditsanddick: batter-sempai: sixpenceee: just because you’re not there to see it, does not mean it doesn’t exist I’m sorry but is that a fucking SLENDERMAN???? ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN. I THUGH THIS WAS A STICK BUG FUCK NO
sinbadism: just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.no… it’s not… “square” was black slang for uncool in like the 70s… why do yall keep making up fake etymologies
arcanebarrage: everyday-conman: holligenet: shyandsmiley: aspidelaps: babeobaggins: nasadad: uylg: rotbabe: If you see this do NOT call an exterminator, call a beekeeper to relocate them for you. Fuck that, I’m calling a SWAT team No you’re
believe-in-bitchcraft: Layne and Kurt, I hope you’re finally free of suffering wherever you are. You may not have been able to save yourselves, but both of your influences, managed to save me multiple times. Rest easy.
I’m not sorry for my constant reblogging of Pearl Jam and Eddie Vedder as of late. Why Because I’m trying to make your life even better 👍
londoin: do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
timelady-of-221b: I FUCKING HATE SOCIAL ANXIETY BECAUSE YOU’RE SCARED TO TALK TO PEOPLE BUT ALSO DYING TO TALK TO PEOPLE AND HANG OUT AND RELAX AND HAVE FUN AND NOT BE ALONE AND LONELY AND FEEL LIKE SHIT BUT YOU DO FEEL LIKE SHIT BECAUSE YOU CAN’T
crocobaby: Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
: “When I smile at the audience, I’m not smiling because I was told that you’re supposed to smile to the audience. I smile because they’re all smiling at me, and it’s a great feeling to see all these happy people out there, and it makes
twentyoneaddicts:how do people not listen to music? what do you do when you’re on the bus? when u want to feel like ur in a music video? when ur sad? when ur happy? how do you even live?
datweirdname:gothiethefairy:ghostportals:“not all men” you’re right danny fenton would never do thisare you sureWhat are you talking about that’s danny phantom
overlypolitebisexual:“driving stoned is safer than driving drunk” so??? you still shouldn’t fucking do it?? do not drive if you are under the influence of any sort of substance you’re putting other people at risk
tinac209: spoken-not-written:who-lligan:artbymoga:promising-promises:princesssugarbutt:So yeah I can see how many fingers you’re holding upTHIS IS VERY ACCURATE THIS IS VERY BEAUTIFUL Is this accurate? Is this what it’s actually like to not be
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