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str8bro: You’re not gonna do it. No way you’re gonna do it. Aww shit, he’s doing it….
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: stevet0ny: I NEVER NOTICED THE CORNER OF HIS MOUTH TWITCHING UP #tony’s all ‘i like your sass’ #’i mean you’re crazy as shit but no one can say you’re not hilarious’ I think if it weren’t for the fact
objects-for-male-use: Drink up, you’re of no use to me if you’re not swallowing all my cum.
naughtynicegirl69: Was looking through my pictures from last night…here is one from my bathtime!!!:) Here is another joke for you too…sperm 1: do you think we’re almost to the egg yet? sperm 2: hell no, we’re not even halfway down the esophagus!
vanilla-is-boring: This is one of the approved uniforms for housewives. It ensures she isn’t up to no good when you’re at work. If you’re not having fun, neither should she.
foervraengd: trans-entrapta: arahir: arahir: twitter etiquette for new users replying is how you make friends! reply to anything you want and be friendly. don’t make rude jokes if you’re not friends already though! quote retweeting is a no-no.
whatshaynewants: For those of you who don’t care about connecting…no judgment. Some people don’t care about it. As long as you aren’t pretending to be something you’re not and no one gets hurt - casual sex on! ~Shayne
glumshoe: glumshoe: “If you’re not interested in the gritty realism of a story in which your favorite characters could die horribly at any time, it’s because you’re a naive comfort-reader who can’t handle hard-hitting fiction.” No, friend.
askmedusapony: Arachne: You’re not letting me play as my own species but you’re letting Meddy play as a diamond dog!? Those guys are HUGE jerks! Amani: Well, her character sheet appears to be in order, so… Medusa: There is no “Meddy” here!
tsuyuake: “Crying doesn’t indicate that you’re weak. Since birth, it has always been a sign that you’re alive.”
fetiman: knaker: Are you going to cheat on me again? No, no of course you’re not, because I’m going to make your sweaty and encased pussy so raw from cumming that you’ll never want to have sex again. Climax 1/150, bitch. Delightful torment!!!!
Why am I still the one you go to in order to solve problems? To protect you? It’s not my job, they’re not my problems. But I’m a sucker and when you tell me to jump I’ll always ask how high.
mybloodpressure: Nowaki: I’m too tall. Hiroki: There’s no such thing as being too tall. There is a thing about being too short.Nowaki: But, you’re not. You’re the perfect height! Hiroki: Who the fuck said I was talking about myself?
creamalienpuffs: “We’re all together. Even if something happens,it won’t be your fault, Kakeru. No one will blame you. You’re not alone.” Orange Live Action (2015)
ascorpionking: truthofmansworld: Where a Man wants it and when He wants it, cunts. No exceptions. If you’re not lucky enough to be Owned then you’re public property; any Man can point to the ground at His feet and expect you to dutifully kneel down
citizen-of-kekistan: no-lives–matter: always-in-pursuit: no-lives–matter: cisnowflake: You’re not entitled to someone else’s labor. Literally why is “healthcare is a human right” a controversial statement If you believe that you believe
grimm-jimm: hokuto-ju-no-ken: lesbeet: lesbeet: hey if you’re not jewish and you’re making or reblogging all those “mark zuckerberg is really a robot/lizard” posts…….. don’t maybe everyone can rb this and please do - i’m sure it’s
I hate when ppl say well cant you look at your children and see the desire to live? No i cant. Actually it makes me realize that without me, she is better off. She can have someone who is devoted to her and not weighed down by depression and suicidal
lordbape: There is no “casual form” of the n-word for non-Black people lol if you’re not Black you’re employing a slur…
pastrymisha: #Cas no we can’t afford organic #yeah i know it tastes better but we cant budget that in #okay fine like some apples or whatever for you and sam #like three #okay four you want it to be even i get it #no #no we’re not going to
raini-hime: really cool people following you back realizing you’re probably not cool enough to talk to them even though you’re mutuals now
dcgcharlie: akasakaryuunosuke: people who slip into proper grammar when they’re upset are terrifying If they are calm, collected, not swearing and looking you right in the eye you better pray they are merciful even if you’re atheist because otherwise
fakerbetterforever: You’re not going to believe the implants I’m going to have installed in your chest. But you’re going to love them. You have no choice.
i always feel so bad when people leave me nice messages and they’re like “i’m so sorry if this is creepy” like no are you serious you’re not creepy at all have you seen my blog i’m the fucking creepiest person alive
hateruess: i always feel so bad when people leave me nice messages and they’re like “i’m so sorry if this is creepy” like no are you serious you’re not creepy at all have you seen my blog i’m the fucking creepiest person alive
havocados: overlypolitebisexual: hitting your kids does no good for anybody, by smacking them for doing stuff wrong you’re not teaching your kids why what they did is wrong you’re just teaching them to be afraid of you And establishing that for
wimpe: Oh no you don’t, sweetheart!! You’re not going anywhere, especially not into your bedroom to cower, whimper, and hide out like the craven cowardly cunt that you are!Turn your pantied pansy ass back around NOW. I can understand why my humiliated
princesshoneycunt: kinkycasey: herdirtylittleheart: kinkycasey: First off, you’re not broken. The issue you’re running into affects lots of men, so there is really no need to get bent out of shape or call yourself dramatic labels, or assume you’ll
Every girl who is struggling with her body should look at this, right now. You’re all beautiful, no matter how much you think you’re not <3
fruitcrocs: i always feel so bad when people leave me nice messages and they’re like “i’m so sorry if this is creepy” like no are you serious you’re not creepy at all have you seen my blog i’m the fucking creepiest person alive
If you ask me how I’m doing I would say I’m doing just fine I would lie and say that you’re not on my mind But I go out and I sit down at a table set for two And finally I’m forced to face the truth, No matter what I say I’m not over you
adultstars-sfw:Irene Rouse “What? No, I’m not going to scratch the paint, Mr. Crude,” said Irene.“Just because you’re not wearing a belt doesn’t mean that the zipper might cause a scratch if you start moving, Irene. I think you should remove
toosday: “You’re not going to admit that for the first time in your life, you committed a purely human, emotional act.” “No, Sir.” “Mister Spock, you’re a stubborn man.” “Yes, Sir.”
thelightsabovearbys: No like you don’t understand if you’re not following the @actual_smaug Twitter account I don’t even know what you’re doing with your life
littledemonsinmyhead: “You’re a big fool! No matter what happens, you’re not allowed to die! I won’t let you go. It’s okay to deceive. It’s okay to lie. So please don’t die.”
buffysummers: Bottom line is, even if you see them coming, you’re not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So, what are we, helpless? Puppets? Nah. The big moments are gonna come, you can’t help
swingdc: Multi-partner Sex - Introduction toby SexInfo101Perhaps the idea of watching others gets you hot, or maybe you’re more of a ‘middle of the action’ kind of person. No matter what your preference might be, you’re not alone in contemplating
classydeviant2000: Body image has everything to do with confidence. If you’re not confident then no matter what size you are you’re still going to feel unattractive. Its taken me awhile to get this point, but I can now say that I love my body. It
I don't like how people say "Isn't it amazing how a a person that once meant the world to you becomes a stranger in a day." No they're not a stranger, pointing out the obvious since you once had a relationship with them. No if,ands,or maybes, no need
bigmammallama5: bloodbending: adventures-in-mangaland: flightyfinch: the inarguably best three avatar moments in no particular order that’s rough buddy no firelord ozai YOU’RE not wearing any pants that part where they’re all completely baffled
Yooooooo if you’re a girl who supports @thepureskin and believes (one man) over the (countless women) who have came out about him, unfollow me right the fuck now. I have no desire to interact with women who don’t support other women/believe
