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Waking up on a Saturday - “at the crack of doom on judgment day no ocean could wish my sins away”
zoolp-giantess: You wake up finding yourself in an unknown room, looking up at an impossibly huge and no less unknown naked woman towering over you, swaying her body and laughing at your dizzy look. You thrust your arms forward in a pure gut reaction
rapedollswanted: Just lay down, shut up, and be useful. I dont let the frat parties happen at my house for no reason. I take my payment in the use of you sorority girls that I find laying around when I wake up.
bibliophileap: psychic-sylveon: 1nsomnizac: ask-bot: You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers? take a nap you just woke up
*wakes up hungover, wet, confused, and looks at tumblr* omg…..oh no..i regret it all!!!
Sometime I wish I could just take care of every person that wet the bed. Someone in the world wakes up wet, confused, and embarrassed??POOF! No fear! I’m here to clean up your mess and make you feel loved!! At a sleepover and found out you peed in your
fluffy-omorashi: Sometime I wish I could just take care of every person that wet the bed. Someone in the world wakes up wet, confused, and embarrassed??POOF! No fear! I’m here to clean up your mess and make you feel loved!! At a sleepover and found
uhlalah: At the morning, after you both finished the sex war last night… You just have wake up and found that you lie down on his body. Because you move your body a bit, he greets you… “Good morning Honey, did I wake you up ?” “No I wake
no but can we talk about how in five episodes Etta managed to be a deeper, more fleshed-out character than some are in entire seasons? and how OLIVIA who last saw this girl at three wakes up to a hardened warrior for a daughter, one who will torture to
y0itskameron:I’m the type that loves clingy. You can’t sleep at 3 am, maybe 4? That’s okay, call me. I don’t mind if you wake me up. You’re never annoying to me, no matter how many times you call or text me. I love it. I love that you care so
drowningspiders: squidpixie:gallifrey-feels:yungcoochie:bankston: goodreasonnews: amazingatheist: I’m so glad to see the younger generation waking up to this hypocrisy. The homeowner at 22 one is killing me. ……………………. This meme
tanyshark: if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4am sorry No apologies are ever necessary, one of very few reasons why I’d wake.up that early
legalmexican: implodingvagina: legalmexican: Horses would be scary as fuck if they were carnivorous What kind of drug do u have to be on to think about things like this No drugs just having to wake up at 6:30 am You mean kelpies?
liliac-vampir: seralphia: fireami: tablespoons: “teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE
bouncyenvos: Nile wake up I have to tell you my headcanons at 3 in the morning gdi Erwin go to sleep!!You too Mike, quit being nosy.
beastace: It’s as if they stayed up all night staring at you while you sleep in order to greet you the minute you wake up. Not that you can say anything about it because no one asked your opinion. Sorry for inconsistencies between the first panel
callmechaos: tablespoons: “teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
tablespoons: “teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
buttercream19: Good morning guys wake up no make up!!! Aha I’m selling my naughty home made videos today i have solo vids and b/g vids email me at buttercream_buttercream @yahoo.com for details or questions about videos #thick #BBW #wokeuplikethis
frequent-sea: “Everyone’s just looking for reasons to wake up and get out of bed, some do it for nothing but a kiss, perhaps a cup of coffee, others have a harder time; no train to catch, no hand to hold, no reasons at all.”
raideo: spookyelric: sphynx-prince: yungcoochie: bankston: goodreasonnews: amazingatheist: I’m so glad to see the younger generation waking up to this hypocrisy. The homeowner at 22 one is killing me. ……………………. This meme makes
spiritualinspiration: “…Weeping may endure for a night, but joy comes in the morning” (Psalm 30:5, NKJV) When you wake up each morning, God sends you a special delivery of joy. It’s like it comes knocking at the door of your heart every day.
Twenty more days and I no longer have to wake up at 5:55 AM. :DDD
I’m tired and i have to wake up early tomorrow. No i don’t have to, but there’s a workday at 7am. Maybe i won’t go since I’m up so late. I need to not do this next week. But reading your post… I want to hug you and
seelcudoom:sketiana:sketiana:sketiana:toph fucks around and makes pangea a thing againshes like ‘i cant see on boats. solution? make sea travel obsolete’ and no one stops her because they cantfirelord zuko wakes up at sunrise but the sunlight
froody:froody:Going on a family vacation as an autistic person is hell. No I do not want to wake up at 10 am and spend the whole day in the sun drinking beer with uncle Todd. I don’t care if you think it’s embarrassing that I refuse to go out to dinner
So this is how i’ve been waking up every goddamn day for the last month :/
jesuschristvevo: mochiyoshka: tablespoons: “teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
reallybigsword:@norafox wake up and lay on me keep me warm i’m making coffeeI woke up and my first words were “there I’m up you fucking asshole” and dylan thought I was talking to him. but no, just our asshole cat who screamed at me all night
legalmexican: implodingvagina: legalmexican: Horses would be scary as fuck if they were carnivorous What kind of drug do u have to be on to think about things like this No drugs just having to wake up at 6:30 am
cliffordthebigredwerewolf: I’m so tired I just… I’m pretty much like Tyler on my desk right now.. Waking up at 3:30 in the morning for no reason sucks…
jesuschristvevo: loganmcowen: “teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING I’ve never
ofzane: *writing resume* i am able to wake up at anytime due to time zones i am able to stay focused with no food or bathroom breaks during an 8 hour live stream i have enough patience to watch a concert in 6 second videos
legalmexican:implodingvagina: legalmexican: Horses would be scary as fuck if they were carnivorous What kind of drug do u have to be on to think about things like this No drugs just having to wake up at 6:30 am
Do you ever wake up at 2am in a cold sweat because no matter how much time passes you can’t seem to comprehend that AMC ad with Nichole Kidman? Like, I’m already in the theater, why are you telling me all of this?
satori1977: helioscentrifuge: lillithcosplay: You can either 14 or 132 that’s it! Either 14 or 132, no in between jUST FUCKING 14 OR 132 JUST FUCKING MAKE 132 YOU PIECE OF SHIT 132 PANCAKES FOR YOUR FUCKING BREAKFAST wake up at 5am to make all these
earlt-shirt: fawadfever: fireami: tablespoons: “teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE
sketiana:sketiana:sketiana:toph fucks around and makes pangea a thing againshes like ‘i cant see on boats. solution? make sea travel obsolete’ and no one stops her because they cantfirelord zuko wakes up at sunrise but the sunlight is Somehow
too late to nap, too early to sleep
land-of-greyjoys-and-cannibals: silveralida: tomhiddleston-h: We’re all going to be like No guys seriously. During the Mishapocalypse, My friend who works with tumblr had to wake up at 3 am to help make sure that the servers didn’t crash. Fandoms
