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alliterativealec: buttart: animals-riding-animals: wombat riding turtle the animal kingdom is a strange and beautiful place First of all that is tortoise not a turtle and secondly, it’s clearly not a fucking wombat.
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perksofahunter: fat-grrrl: sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok No we’re not okay. We’re not okay at all.
animal-factbook: In the bird world, there are no laws of ethics and birds do not have the sense of right or wrong. In the bird world it is perfectly acceptable to defecate on humans and steal their food.
everyday-conman: holligenet: shyandsmiley: aspidelaps: babeobaggins: nasadad: uylg: rotbabe: If you see this do NOT call an exterminator, call a beekeeper to relocate them for you. Fuck that, I’m calling a SWAT team No you’re not Hey man!
meisterful: drochfaol: ryancrobert: sexybritishllama: no cough syrup you are not ‘grape flavoured’ have you ever tasted a grape you taste like death and the tears of small children not fucking grape wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white
rahleighroll: oh god where the fuck to start #1 the earth is lopsided. that’s just ridiculous. #2 the entire pose is lopsided. not just stylistically tilted, like, hey, she’s curving towards the viewer; no, the character is lopsided and the background
deckman: fiztheancient: rahleighroll: oh god where the fuck to start #1 the earth is lopsided. that’s just ridiculous. #2 the entire pose is lopsided. not just stylistically tilted, like, hey, she’s curving towards the viewer; no, the character
drochfaol: ryancrobert: sexybritishllama: no cough syrup you are not ‘grape flavoured’ have you ever tasted a grape you taste like death and the tears of small children not fucking grape wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle
p33p: jeunejenn: jennifersbody: sherlockismyholmesboy: adoseofrose: helloyoucreatives: It’s not Porn. No really. HAHAHA I DID NOT EXPECT THAT ENDING AMAZING the realist give whoever made this a fucking award
sexybritishllama: no cough syrup you are not ‘grape flavoured’ have you ever tasted a grape you taste like death and the tears of small children not fucking grape
mpreg-isnt-an-emotion-manichu: damian-kun: weirdbologna: princeparfait: kyrianne: derperistical: jonathanegbert: the third back to the future. i’m not fucked at all because the guy i date time travels anyway. the fight club nO girl with the
swallowthatshit: pushinginthepin: pushinginthepin: Here’s your fucking breast cancer awareness. This was during my 35 day radiation treatment back in 2013. Breast cancer isn’t sexy. It’s not about saving the boobies. It’s not about no bra
assassinoutclassin: Not posted any in a while! I’d say “no p*rn blogs pls” but it’s gonna fuck happen anyway If yr not a p*rn blog and you possibly might want to reblog, that’s cool though
i hate whenever i try to speak out against bullshit my mother tells to be quiet like what the fuck no i’m not gonna shut up & i’m not giving in to your ‘you need to be obedient and submissive’ crap get that shit away from me.
A choice: two hot and fresh, crispy, crunchy chicken breasts from Popeye's Chicken, with two sides of your choice, and a fresh from the oven buttermilk biscuit OR you get to play with a chick of your choice titties, but no sex
Ten years of being sick. Next year I want a balloon. >tfw no balloon Tough luck, mate, better luck next time. I am not okay. I thought I’d gotten to the point of adjusting and accepting everything, but fuck, I am not okay. In two years, I will
muchanimal-veryfeminism-wow: perksofahunter: fat-grrrl: sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok No we’re not okay. We’re not okay at all. american college students all
i am bleeding from my fucking face
redgart: The hottie of this week is THE IRON BULL. YEAH. He won, I mean how the fuck not? I love this big guy. I know the tattoos are no even accurate, but let’s be real, is pretty hard to get references of the design, LIKE HELLA HARDS.You know that YOU
gill-ia: postllimit: qrieves: I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever. the donkey fucked the dragon
viviangames: jakederiousus: johamesthenifty: The rental house had a small door in one of the closets Led to the inner linings of the house I’ve seen enough movies to know what not to do Nah, fuck those movies. ADVENTURE! you are literally the white
silverstags: please fucking support girls who find comfort in makeup and always use it because they don’t feel good without it, don’t tell them they should not use it. we do not use it to attract boys, we use it to feel good about ourselves. the “makeup
kyleblowofski: skullyskull: kingsleyyy: Am I the only one whose internet addiction started with my parents not letting me fucking go anywhere And then they started complaining about me not going out anywhere And now when I go out they complain im
wayward-sons-and-fallen-angels: stained-windows: meisterful: drochfaol: ryancrobert: sexybritishllama: no cough syrup you are not ‘grape flavoured’ have you ever tasted a grape you taste like death and the tears of small children not fucking
perksofahunter: fat-grrrl: sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok No we’re not okay. We’re not okay at all. we are broke and american
chantycole: perksofahunter: fat-grrrl: sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok No we’re not okay. We’re not okay at all. AT ALL!
pushinginthepin: pushinginthepin: Here’s your fucking breast cancer awareness. This was during my 35 day radiation treatment back in 2013. Breast cancer isn’t sexy. It’s not about saving the boobies. It’s not about no bra day, which is really
frothyfrothy-loins: steroidallolita:fandom-with-a-ph:just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.OH MY GODwhatWHATWHAT Um no..In the parlance of jazz, a square was a person who
bootybread: pushinginthepin: pushinginthepin: Here’s your fucking breast cancer awareness. This was during my 35 day radiation treatment back in 2013. Breast cancer isn’t sexy. It’s not about saving the boobies. It’s not about no bra day,
espikvlt: the-pokephile: espikvlt: I’m not dead, I only dress that way. I’d fuck her No you wouldn’t. Ever. Not even in your dreams.
relahvant: muchanimal-veryfeminism-wow: perksofahunter: fat-grrrl: sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok No we’re not okay. We’re not okay at all. american college students
madman-and-still-not-ginger: sageleighton: dahliasheng: This scene from “Lazarus Rising” just totally sends my mind to the gutter. No shame. I like this version better. cock block denied. what do you mean this isnt word for word
youreabitweird: It’s not fucking sexist if a dude doesn’t want to go down on you. If someone posted on here saying “hey boys don’t let girls say no to putting their mouths on your dick!!!” there would be screams of rape culture. But if the
