no the fuck im not
NSFW Tumblr
find no the fuck im not on porn pin board
no the fuck im not clips
As she opened the car door her father came up behind her, and pulled her shorts and panties down. “Oh no, Daddy! Not here! Not right now!” she protested. “Sorry honey, but I need your cunt now!” said her father as he pushed his cock inside her.“Oh
j-mobear: I. Can. Not. Stop. Lis. Ten. Ing. To. This. Song. To. Day. Thanks @russerbear!… :) I rarely go to bear-related things because no one dances and I’m not good at standing around and just nodding my head or whatever the fuck
swallowthatshit: pushinginthepin: pushinginthepin: Here’s your fucking breast cancer awareness. This was during my 35 day radiation treatment back in 2013. Breast cancer isn’t sexy. It’s not about saving the boobies. It’s not about no bra
Why the fuck didn’t I go? Please someone fucking tell me. Then next week I’m not gonna be able to see Deadmau5 because no one wants to go with me. Fuck my life. Seriously. I’m so sad right now.
mosoli: mosoli: WHOA GUYS ate is just eat backwards WAIT NO ITS NOT I FUCKED UP. I FUCKED UP. WHAT THE FUCK IM TRASH On a side note. Pi? As in 3.14, backwards… spells pie…
crappy-crapolice: zarzarzarzarzar: suunes: ysrnty: 1212m: NOT ENOUGH dragon-noises The fact that there’s no context is a shame, because it’s really good. This was genuinely beautiful and I have no shame that I understood what the fuck happened.
savarend replied to your post: Graham is basically transcribing me, because I’m a… no u arent. this shit is really hard and theres no shame in getting people to help you. i mean when u break ur leg u have to go to pt and im sure ur so would
dan-is-not-on-phire: fuckyourlettuce: bootiesandcats: I combined only a few of the fucked up comments I found on this Facebook post. If this gets ignored, I’m gonna be pretty pissed. And no, I did not edit out the names, because these people are
softwaring: kingweedorah: zubat: scorchrunners: Many people have already voted to express their opinion. Every minute, the number of the people who voted no increases. Be one of them. Do not like this post, do not queue it. Reblog it. So that even
mosoli: mosoli: WHOA GUYS ate is just eat backwards WAIT NO ITS NOT I FUCKED UP. I FUCKED UP. WHAT THE FUCK IM TRASH
I’M GONNA GO FUCKING INSANE. I REALLY DIDN’T WANT TO TAKE THE BAD ROUTE BUT I’D FEEL LIKE I’M MISSING SOMETHING IF I DIDN’T. SO I’M WATCHING THE BAD ROUTE RIGHT NOW AND I’M CRYING. I DON’T LIKE THIS AOBA.
delicately-interconnected: tarajeanmedia: Please I beg you If your kids think that they’re trans Let them take puberty blockers It’s completely reversible Puberty is not Do it for the children What the fuck no do not give your children hormone
this should never need to be said but, people’s NSFW posts do not equate to a fucking invitation. Fuck Off.
kiwilesbian: me: FUCK 12 some geek: um not all cops r bad ? my dad’s a cop he doesnt kill black people me internally: all cops are shitty because all cops are accomplices to the systemic repression carried out by the state and they’re agents of
She just gonna stay up all night knowing she got work in the morning because I said my stomach hurt and ain’t wanna fuck. Now she not talking to me. She won’t come back to bed. All because I said no. All the nights I get told no and she really
ninjabisket: the-i-dont-even-know-page: hellwhip: l0vingl-y: fucking-radic4l: unwinona: sydalready: My cat started doing this to wake me up. oh hell no that is not a cat that is a jungle creature WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU THAT THING WAS A CAT This
bennyslegs: dontanswerit: bennyslegs: farewellfridaynights: bennyslegs: it’s 2013 and there’s no delivery service for ice cream and ice lollies? fuck this earth what the fuck is an ice lollie those are fucking popsicles NOT IN ENGLAND THEY
gallopingtormaunt: lucithor: Hey, adults of the world How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety
silent-suicides: aquabreeze: laughing-with-the-sun: pvincess: thedarkchocolatedandy: sxeman69: but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you We (men) are not fucking sharks! We are not rabid animals living
I have this bad cycle I get into whenever I get sick. Like, no matter how miserable I feel, I will not go to the doctor unless it’s like ER necessary. Like how last month I kept making posts about how sick I felt and how I needed the doctor, but
sweetfangirldreams: nu-pogodi: chandeluresinsicily: mastertigress: joechacho: expressiontime: well thanks now Im cryin this just made me kinda emotional i has a sad now //OKAY. THE LAST ONE IS NOT OKAY. NOT. FUCKING. OKAY! NO :((((( who thE
angryasiangirlsunited: When will people learn that racist jokes are not fucking funny or witty in the slightest????????????No sir, I don’t understand what the fuck you mean when you say ‘ching-chong-ling-long-ting-tong’ and it may surprise you
angryhijabi: Look at these pictures. Read the fucking way they described it in the media. No, Muslims are not enraged because “oh noez !!! Teh wimminz show Teh Ankles!” We are angry because this arrogant, self-absorbed American with no knowledge
petitsirena: bonjourbrielle: nicolebyer: blackfashion: Chloe & Halle - Beyonce - Pretty Hurts COVER FUCK FUCK FUCK. first of all, these girls are absolutely beautiful. and their locs > BUT DAYUM I WAS NOT READY. JAW DROPPING ALL THE
bakingsodaoppression: queenconsuelabananahammock: peacelikewhet: beyonseh: Laverne Cox stanning for Beyoncé at the VMAs Trey tryin not to look. THIS HOW YOU KNOW THAT LAVERNE IS REAL AS FUCK. SHE STANNED THE FUCK OUT BY HER GAHTDAMN SELF WITH NO
metaphoricalanchor: you see this shit right here is why summers fucked. its 3am? i have no reason to sleep. at all. i just read a 65k fanfic in a sitting. i could start another. im not even tired what the fuck summer fucks me up so bad i need limits
twowandsandadrink: astral-nexus: vegan-xicano: prettynymph: Sea world should be wiped the fuck out Seaworld, zoos, circuses Always reblog, spread the message. no no zoos zoos do good things zoos help rehabilitate animals who otherwise would not
hemizygous: bennyslegs: dontanswerit: bennyslegs: farewellfridaynights: bennyslegs: it’s 2013 and there’s no delivery service for ice cream and ice lollies? fuck this earth what the fuck is an ice lollie those are fucking popsicles NOT
korolevx: healthbyholly: There’s nothing wrong with swearing at any job. That’s not “profanity.” people can speak however the fuck they want and swearing shouldn’t be censored in the first place, it’s not “offensive,” no words are (aside
teethmeatmen:teethmeatmen:theyre literally just selling squares of colors as nfts now lmaoim not fucking kidding
mortalityplays:one of the most important things, perhaps the most important thing I have learned in my life is that nice people can fuck each other up in monstrous ways. people can be bone deep kind and loving and self reflective and still lash out under
naruto-heichou: I would like to point out that whoever is wearing the Iwatobi-chan mascot suit literally does not give a fuck look at all their faces, he just walked in and sat the fuck down on that guys lap “please god no”
sweetlikesugahcane:elionking:mimicryisnotmastery: but where are the bloodcurdling screamsthese kids are not me hahahahahahahaha muthafuckin fuck no hahahahahaha What the fuck nigga lmao
Oh my god I wanna actually fucking kill him oh my god How the fuck could he do this to me What the hell Not again No
thinking-of-exile: methcastle: glitzygl0w: just-so-fetchh: kept-it-ugly: reblogging so this can ruin someone else’s day too fuck whoever made this what the fuck This is perfect. NO IT’S NOT PERFECTit’s fucking frustrating
hottestbabes2: hottestbabes2: petite-desires18: I have a friend who would not follow my Twitter account no matter what I said. I kept telling his stupid ass that my Twitter has the hottest pussy, tits and ass but the cock sucker would not fucking
guess who’s no longer buying from jlist. kinda sad. he deleted all the tweets after this happened. he unfollowed me SWIFTLY after his “apology” which I honestly don’t care about, but it just shows that he’s not sorry in the
clavid:No offense but if you’re still in high school grow the fuck up!!!! I haven’t been in high school for almost 4 years now. It’s not a thing anymore! It hasn’t been cool in almost 4 years. Grow the fuck up you immature assholes!!!
c-bassmeow: Who the fuck does he think he is looking this fine ? Like excuse me ? No. Absolutely not . This is not morally acceptable. I almost crashed my car and I’m not even driving. Making me act all extra and shit
shadowsofstars: Al-fucking-righty - I did NOT want to have to do this, but if I don’t vent here, I may punch a relative in the face. THIS IS NOT A 12 WEEK OLD FETUS. Did you catch that? No? Let me try again: THIS IS NOT A 12 WEEK OLD FETUS. A 12 week
ya-um-no: not-enough-fandom: boywonder99: (via) SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID FACE OR PAINFUL MEMORY FROM SHERLOCK HUH?? NOPE
regardsbree replied to your post: regardsbree replied to your post: my first time… lmfao, truuu I can only relieve my irritation through pretending to beat his ass every time he texts me.
tedx: tedx: “The goal is not to turn kids into your kind of adult, but rather, better adults than you have been. Progress happens because new generations grow and develop and become better than the previous ones.” From Adora Svitak’s talk
justpets: Submission from Anonymous - I’m not sure what I like most about this one. Blue hair, adorable collar, the cutest little nipples (pierced, no less), the ears, and those eyes! I love it all!
when you’re white and you have a chorus of thousands of black people saying, “that’s fucking racist, stop it,” and then there’s like five black people on the side who are like, “no it’s fine it’s not racist those OTHER black people
pink-vulva: if u not fucking with me 100% and supporting me and helping me grow into a better person then get the fuck away from me! no one is getting in the way of my personal progress!!!!!!
chanel-tiger: sheeelbss: fly-like-a-buterfly: mymindsansfilter: This looks way better than the snow outside my window that’s for sure shut the fuck up, you have snow… All I have is a fuking hot day with no blue sky, no sea and not even a little
moon-sylph: teasay: 10 things guys hate in bed reasons why girls don’t like giving blowjobs shut the fuck up, no one cares what guys hate in bed and not all girls have giving blowjobs. just enjoy this photo of a fire in the rain without your fucking
