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I’m no sex coach or anything, but this right here, ladies and gentlemen, should be the damn standard! If you’re not making it happen, then get to it!
It was a no brainer for Julia really. It was the only way to keep her brother’s “partners” from killing him over the money he took. She was not looking forward to it but there were worse things. All she had to do was let the three of them fuck
make-a-wh0re-out-of-me: Omg! Swallow !~ I have a gag reflex and there’s no way I would be spitting up like that not when it comes to cum anyways Down the hatch :) You don’t get fed seconds if you don’t finish the first batch ! Exactly!
This isn’t the summer job they wanted…not at all. But after being hypnotized to sign the contracts and other paperwork, they had no choice. They’d each spend the next three months as a human fuck bench. Settle in, fellas.
boredlittlehousekeeper:Internet, what the fuck is wrong with you? I didn’t even know this was a thing. Now I can’t not know it’s a thing. Fuck all you all. She typed with a credible attempt at indignation, feeling safe in the assumption that no
beauty-has-no-color: s0th: innsecure: vans-supreme: m-ain: nvke: skinsvsshirts: moving-to-new-york: qingpen-dayu: This is one of my favorite pictures on tumblr. Forever Reblog. fuck da police Badass. . So good fuck the definition of not
dickhertz69: gay-slaves-of-black-masters: Isn’t he fucking phat daddy? NO. this is not phatt daddy. The top guy’s name is “Dream” I couldn’t find the bottom’s name right now but it’s something like “Rio&rd
undercoverdomme: myinnerdomme: demigodloki: Behold my minions, the Hiddleston Eye Fuck. Leave your panties at the door. I’m not sure which side of this I’d rather be on. Can I be in-between that Tom-Kat eye fuck? No? Ok I’ll just get
lapared: bone-daddy: yourlittlefucktoy: dr-tarl: I”m not sure what to write here, I just no I fucking love this photo and the look in her eyes and the way her hands grip the floor. I need to get into her head but not sure how to enter. masterstoryboo
crappy-crapolice: zarzarzarzarzar: suunes: ysrnty: 1212m: NOT ENOUGH dragon-noises The fact that there’s no context is a shame, because it’s really good. This was genuinely beautiful and I have no shame that I understood what the fuck happened.
I really dislike how people misinterpret Ayato. He is really not that bad and he isn’t the only one who forces Yui to do things. Yes, he is an asshole, but ALL the brothers are assholes. But how is he not that bad? I mean it sounds like youre trying
“Im dumb so you tell me. If us being lovers is the cause what will the effect be?” NO. NO THIS DRAMA IS DOING THINGS TO MY HEART RIGHT NOW I CANT HANDLE THE CUTENESS OHGOD SOMEONE HOLD ME
I’d love to write this AU but I have no fucking ideas for the first chapter
bruja1990black: I start to doubt myself, or when I forget my worth & feel I’m not good enough, I look at myself in the mirror and I’m reminded not only how blind ppl can be. But how blind I can be.. Who the fuck wouldn’t want me? Shit if no
meloettas: couafarel: meloettas: cherrynubs: meloettas: meloettas: look at this Funky little duck please look at this duck fuck the duck DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO
naruto-heichou: I would like to point out that whoever is wearing the Iwatobi-chan mascot suit literally does not give a fuck look at all their faces, he just walked in and sat the fuck down on that guys lap “please god no”
ectolime: I WAS EXPECTING STAIRS. YOU KNOW. STAIRS. NOT THIS FUCKING PLOT TWIST ESCAPE POLE. WHAT THE FUCK. EXCUSE ME, I REALIZE YOU’RE AN ANIME PROTAGONIST BUT WHAT GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO JUST SLIDE DOWN A POLE IN YOUR HOUSE LIKE IT’S NO BIG DEAL.
pockytardis: a-raccoon: baconboop: sweetcanadianmaple: london—underground: dontsayhero: himapapaftw: kevin-was-lonely-so-he: No seriously. Who the fuck is that slut on the right? ^^^ EXACTLY ^ used to like her but now im not to sure no seriously
sleepyofficial: hobgoblinhero: nerdgasrnz: zireaells: egberts: me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game* #no block button we lose like men #dodge or die #there is no block what the fuck is this
ahmogar: ponponrayrayray: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: nO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WE ARE NOT HAVING ANOTHER FUCKING DONT HUG ME IM SCARED NOPE NOPE NO BIG OL STEAMY FRESH PILE OF NOPE WHAT IS THIS FROM http://vimeo.com/79639392 Found it.
heterophobicgoat: stupidandreckless: NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY
melanin-wanderer: inaudible-reign: nawyougood: kngshxt: swallowthatshit: kngshxt: lynnwho: kngshxt: car sex is really not the business at my height. i be feelin like i played in the super bowl next morning. OK, so I remember the first and only
This was the most extra shit I ever seen.
laurdlannister-kingslayer: woodmeat: gaspack: sonypraystation: this the mf pullin the plug tumblr do ya thang Executive Assistant (declined to give age)… lmaooo You KNOW this nigga do not fuck that’s why he banned fuck and fuck related
heterophobicgoat:stupidandreckless:NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY
fingerbacksnap: i hate the word fandom so much shut the fuck stop turning things into fandom. i saw a post today about “the bedroom fandom” no it’s fucking interior design. sometimes people are interested in interior design. it is not a fandom.
heterophobicgoat:stupidandreckless: NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY
n63guy: fingerbacksnap: i hate the word fandom so much shut the fuck stop turning things into fandom. i saw a post today about “the bedroom fandom” no it’s fucking interior design. sometimes people are interested in interior design. it is not
ironicdavestrider:small penis jokes are:a reinforcement of hypermasculinization (seriously it’s not “feminist empowerment” to degrade someone the same way that dudebros do)transphobic and cissexistintersexist we get it, you’re terrible at insults
handmeabeer: heterophobicgoat: stupidandreckless: NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I
slangwang:heterophobicgoat:stupidandreckless:NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM
hacksign: like no one is blaming yall for white people being mean to you and making you hate hood shit lmfao but the fucking fact of the matter is that you. did not. grow up. in. the. fucking. hood. That’s what’s being said. There is certain shit
bootiesandcats: I combined only a few of the fucked up comments I found on this Facebook post. If this gets ignored, I’m gonna be pretty pissed. And no, I did not edit out the names, because these people are little shits. what the fuck is wrong with
albertinesimonet:no fuck you im not making a pillowfort. im not unlocking my twitter. until the literal day this site becomes a blank 404 error crater on the face of the internet i am here with my little pictures and indecipherable text posts from users
wildwoodmage:musashi:i-am-the-hero-alfred-jones:musashi:‘its not realistic for two characters to talk in the middle of a sword fight’ cool I wrote it anyways because it fucks severelyHey, have you ever fenced before? No? Then shut the fuck
hobgoblinhero: nerdgasrnz: zireaells: egberts: me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game* #no block button we lose like men #dodge or die #there is no block what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You
corvidprompts: “You’re a fool,” says the monster “You are not the Hero chosen by the Goddex. You have no hope against me.” “I don’t need hope, dipshit!” shouts the hero chosen by no one “I have homicdal rage and a big fucking knife!”
fortheloveofotps: ricepattiesfromabove: Sand when it’s struck by lightning NO ITS FUCKING NOT HOW MNYFUCKING TIMES DO I HAVETO FUCKING SAY THIS GODDAM RANT THAT IS A FUCKING STICK STUCK IN THE GODDAM SAND WITH A MOTHER FUCKING DRIP AND CASTLE MADE
mirageofeuphoria: heterophobicgoat: stupidandreckless: NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I
kibitzerkat: heterophobicgoat:stupidandreckless:NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I
nowhites: tomilovely: nowhites: i truly do not care about no injured policemen. like. so what. so the fuck what This is the reason why blogs like this are so fucking problematic. This mentality is honestly scary as fuck. how is it scary? because
mommymywristsarebleeding: wonderwheels: h31r0fd00m: dooooooooooooooooctor: xthebookkeeperx: sacred-love: featherlight-obsession: d-pressedlife: probably not. fuck no. i turned into a monster. what the fuck happened? im a wreck hell no Probs
elluvias: heterophobicgoat: stupidandreckless: NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I
chakrabot: heterophobicgoat: stupidandreckless: NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I
tomdirection2012: c0ckblocking-stylinson: icantchangelarry: harryloveshisbeanie: babycakesforboobear: CAN YOU FUCKING NOT? No, Louis, that is not acceptable. hot damn WHO GAVE YOU THE FUCKING RIGHT?!>!:>!#LK@IJOEUYVWRGEHWBJF ow. this hurt
rainbowrites: sub-maureen: masterguitarguy: oh my fucking god im like crying WHAT THE HELL NO THAT IS NOT ALLOWED WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST A CUTE LITTLE COMIC AND THEN IT TORE OUT MY HEART AND STOMPED ALL OVER IT
This is not what I want this is not what I need. No matter what you did or who you fucked. I’d go through hell for you no matter what. This isn’t over this isn’t over~
i hate not being able to smoke weeeed like no matter how much i say na im good or i dont need it; im a fuckin liarrrrrrrrrrrr i miss that shit i got so use to being burnt all the fucking time that now i dont know what the fuck to do with myself. fuck
californiakitten: magalomania: ciatlin: reindeerplaydate: w-for-wumbo: I was not expecting that ending. what the fuck just happened they fucking wrecked did u not see is this a choreographed imaginary car wreck wat No, it’s an actual car wreck.
muffinlance:goatsghost:Bato was scowling in the direction of the noise. “Could Toklo or Panuk take him in a fight?”“…Probably not.” Not given how slippery the kid was while half-delirious. He was a fighter, and no mistaking. “Then why
female-leds-boy:female-led-couple:female-leds-boy:grumpy2017-deactivated20230101:No no no! hold this caption the fuck up. Its you who begs HER and says “please” to go down on HER not the other way round and why on earth he thinks going down
benjiscloset: heterophobicgoat:stupidandreckless: NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I
