no the fuck im not
NSFW Tumblr
find no the fuck im not on porn pin board
no the fuck im not clips
the-queen-of-ok: spevvy: destinedforjohnlock: john-without-a-holmes: are you fucking kidding me. well hello I have no idea who this is or what the hell is going on but I feel I ought to reblog it because it looks scientifically important. This
The one time I draw decent porn and it’s of a fucking zombie clown doing a frosty mime.Fuck my life.
Not that she loves me or even cares about me, no! You’re the one that she loves, dude… It’s just that giving me service makes her feel alive, that’s all!
My jaw hit the floor. Sano drew Skutts. I just got it. *drooling over the glorious futa* I can go die happy now. (Also, that was my first commission… and holy shit it gets hard to be patient. You guys who are waiting on yours have no idea how
Worry not, my ponefriends, for I have not forgotten. No, in fact, I spent some extra time on this week’s horses. I got a little too ambitious, though, and while I think it’s complete, I’d hate to post it and have missed something big, so I’m going
kdrama gifs
The other night I had sleep paralysis 3 times in the span of like 5 minutes.While it was happening I was smiling because I’m not scared anymore. I’m so in touch with my inner God and love that I knew they couldn’t fuck with me. That’s why it
Midterm weekend, the most stressful three days of a college kids life. Where you have to choose education over social life, but not before you start your papers, stop, start, stop, call your friends, make plans, cancel, want to drink away the stress,
transboybatman: vaultboyy: the spanking debate isn’t all that complicated. you’re either ok with hitting small kids who are completely defenseless and literally at your mercy, or you’re not. supporting the first option makes you a bad and dangerous
Right, I just need to violently fuck the life out of someone right now. Pretty sure that would help matters…
THE HOARD! At least, from pictures I could find on my phone. No idea about the order or anything, so IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE… My boyfriend and I, because I’m a fucking sap. Me enjoying some fresh air outside the Dealer’s Den. It was fucking
datcatwhatcameback: neutralmilkhovel: i-need-pizza: That’s the fucking tardis [source] n o no non ono stop fucking stop no it is not the fucking tardis jesus christ no n O NO IT IS THE FUCKING PONS DE L’ORME TOWER WHICH IS PART OF MONTMAJOUR ABBEY
bending-sickle: There is no choice, Balin. Not for me.
lanimalu: “Can you promise that I will come back? - No. And if you do, you will not be the same.”
What the actual fuck. That’s a weapon not a dick.
doortotomorrow: AU - No matter how much time passes by, Rose still marvels at the beauty of her Doctor’s body when he disrobes for bed.
ishimarururu: how to talk to your friends ur gay i hate you so much we’re not friends anymore fuck you douche bag DOUCHE ba g douche homosexualing D I C K S Q U A D how NOT to talk to your friends Hello good, sir/maam. How is this weather we’re having?
knightmouse: People don’t seem to understand that the snipers were trying to NOT kill the group yet. They were very purposefully blocking them from going certain ways and leading them to places. At least that’s how it seemed to me.
tractor-riding-fallen-angel: thefogofwar: I just love the fact Cas has absolutely no verbal filter. I love how Cas has absolutely zero fucks to give in this scene. Not you Dean because you’re the freaken righteous man who doesn’t believe in god.
headspace-hotel:cordeliaflyte:I have no perception of time. I will be like “I have class in 2 hours… Do I have time to shower 🤔🤔”and then i’ll be late to class because I tried to shower 2 hours ahead of time
clothobuerocracy: sunshineface0014: ridge: it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them !!!!!!!!! Who’s worse? The woman who dances on a pole making 軸 a day or the man stepping
ourlordandseivior: i’m sorry, but this is the part that broke my heart. in context, he may just be saying “take the gun and fucking defend yourself b/c i’m not going to baby you.” but what i heard was “i don’t want anyone else getting hurt.
tristanthegod: rebelartssociety: the obsolete nature of the other things are debatable the whole grand jury part after how much they have failed the black community this year is not. i was saying to my self “well this is fucking obvious” then
whitegirlsaintshit: playtoomuch: the signs as this Twitter storyZola: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn Jess: Libra, Aquarius Jarrett: Cancer, Sagittarius, Pisces Z: Scorpio, Leo Z’s fiancé: Aries Dreadhead: Gemini WHY would you play a “signs as” game
gerwoman: man the onion does not give a FUCK
alexbbypls: break-itbrian: if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. This post fucked me up. English is the worst
a-tribe-called-tress: thatsyawholethanghuh: a-tribe-called-tress: Depression can literally cause you to not want to do anything. Depression is not your fault. no really this is important. &then its like you get so hype when you have the energy
howthehoolychillz: cooldadhats: woodmeat: kolodi: woodmeat: gerakuppa: woodmeat: how do you sit in that front seat and not blow your legs off when you turn the radio on no one knows but look at that ass man fuck u mean look at that ass its like
artemis-heim: neutralmilkhovel: i-need-pizza: That’s the fucking tardis [source] n o no non ono stop fucking stop no it is not the fucking tardis jesus christ no n O NO IT IS THE FUCKING PONS DE L’ORME TOWER WHICH IS PART OF MONTMAJOUR ABBEY WHICH
theoneguyoverthere: emedeme: feyykro: pyrotechnician: reaperrosehaunted: disobedient-nightmare: nerosfiddlingfires: STOP RIGHT THERE. OH MY FUCKING SHIT OH HELL NO GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE big fucking N-O WHO
meelo-dot-net: ROBOTS ROBOTS ROBOTS 1. LittleDog navigating unfamiliar terrain 2. BigDog figuring out how not to fall down on slippery ice 3. T-8 Spiderbot (it’s 3D printed!) 4. ??? no idea what this ostrich hand robot is but holy fuck Robotic
neutralmilkhovel: i-need-pizza: That’s the fucking tardis [source] n o no non ono stop fucking stop no it is not the fucking tardis jesus christ no n O NO IT IS THE FUCKING PONS DE L’ORME TOWER WHICH IS PART OF MONTMAJOUR ABBEY WHICH IS THE FUCKING
diamondsfuckingdroog: delano-laramie: thegrandstonedblood: teddyandtea: This is the best Anime and no one can deny. i’m reblogging this twice because thIS ISN’T A JOKE ITS A REAL SHOW THIS DIALOGUE IS REAL THIS SHOW WAS MY CHILDHOOD BOBOBO
no-one-can-have-any-fun-at-all: theladyofpie: willyciraptor: spookywillsmith: spooking-not-treating: tyleroakley: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING i’M CRYING NO why Because they are swarming! ^_^ Hello friends, I’m going to tell you some cool
forte-fievre: xiaohuoyanhou: redphilistine: spoopysponge: redphilistine: Another flag burns.#shawshooting holy shit. no noo no no no i do NOT care the cause, i don’t CARE what the supreme court says you do NOT fucking burn the flag what the FUCK
the-mad-season: Did I mention how fucking awesome Layne was? look at this man how can anyone not love this perfect, amazing, funny, nice man? please answer that
the-vedder-effect:Is he not the cutest fucking thing to ever exist?!
not-a-girly-girl: misterjosephstalinonthedrums: fragmentsofmysanity: these are my kittens, yes they meow weird, but they are mine. i found them all on my own. they are my ohana. back the fuck off camera. are you fucking kidding me No relief from
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK This changes EVERYTHING. I was not prepared to see this. The thought truly had not crossed my mind.
No, no your not ☺ get the fuck over here you majestic creature ❤
not really sure how i am feeling right now. should probably just go take my shower then go the fuck to bed. i got absolutely no homework done. all my govt. reading have turned red on habitrpg. but i also went to my homewood, hiked, got a gym bag because
camwyn:educational-gifs: How an ant walks. This is called a tripod gait and is common in hexapods (6 legs). This may be of interest to some of the artists/animators/science fiction types following my blog.
Fuck it, gonna eat anyway and hope I don’t die- not that dying would be too awful
the-knights-who-say-no: Why do so many people not grasp that perfection is subjective?You can look like a fish and still be perfect for someone.
no-mediocre-bitches: Sophie Dee More Sophie because…..why the fuck not right. I’ve just noticed she has the most amazing eyes, AMAZING! AMAZING! AMAZING! Again dedicated to oatmealmuffin Four
wakeupslaves: teacuphumans: “The United States Government is offering you a piece of land of your own.” “We have our own land.” “No, it’s not yours. It’s the US Government’s.” — S1E6, “Pride, Pomp and Circumstance”
#not sure which is more attractive to be honest? #i feel like being with you would be like #put the suit on #no wait take it off #no wait fuck put it back on #okay halfway on? rucked up unbuttoned THERE OKAY PERFECT STAY #no wait— okay you know what
the-i-dont-even-know-page: hellwhip: l0vingl-y: fucking-radic4l: unwinona: sydalready: My cat started doing this to wake me up. oh hell no that is not a cat that is a jungle creature whO THE FUCK TOLD YOU THAT THING WAS A CAT This is terrifying
Have you ever met someone And they’re so fucking perfect in every way. And maybe they aren’t perfect to everybody, but to you they’re just absolutely amazing. The way they laugh and smile and talk and think and look and just everything about
mttyshealy: LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK fuck shit dick no hell sex damn
no cough syrup you are not ‘grape flavoured’ have you ever tasted a grape you taste like death and the tears of small children not fucking grape
Why do you people not listen when I tell you no, I’m not interested? I mean men. Why the fuck do I need to repeat myself? No. I do not want to fuck you. Goodbye. Do not ask me again if I told you no already.
#not sure which is more attractive to be honest? #i feel like being with you would be like #put the suit on #no wait take it off #no wait fuck put it back on #okay halfway on? rucked up unbuttoned THERE OKAY PERFECT STAY #no wait— okay you know
The feeling of being filled.. oh god yes please 🥰The feeling of being fucked.. no nope. No. Just no 😕
discount-supervillain: “The chainsaw. The chainsaw.It’s right there. Right on the table. You looked right at it. No. Not the rake.The CHAINSAW. IT’S RIGHT THERE. It’s like watching a fuckin’ r rated dora the explorer! FINALLY, GOOD JOB, YOU
the interesting and challenging thing about MC’s swimsuit not being shown is that i can make it look however i want to
karkat:i have such a love/hate relationship with how the homestuck fandom existed in 2012. it really was a fucking Experience.things are so quiet now. some of you guys have NO IDEA what shit went down. the askblogs. the lyricstucks. upd8s. mspaprophet.
Man I’m getting kinda tired of people keep saying I’m a good girl and “oh no she’s not the type of girl to do that, she’s way too shy” as though it’s a bad thing. Like you don’t know me, I’ll happily fuck my arse raw to get off and post
As much as I love having sex, no matter the location, there’s no other place I love having sex in more than the outdoors. Is there anything sexier than being absolutely as loud as you want?
![datcatwhatcameback: neutralmilkhovel: i-need-pizza: That’s the fucking tardis [source] n o no non ono stop fucking stop no it is not the fucking tardis jesus christ no n O NO IT IS THE FUCKING PONS DE L’ORME TOWER WHICH IS PART OF MONTMAJOUR ABBEY](https://64.media.tumblr.com/54e71f9b283c7448e00f8e50dc71c250/tumblr_msv2a3Iwo51sh2w2vo1_250.png)
