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spoopystationmanagement: phrux: leakinginklikeblood: lifemadesimple: Plate Etiquette I did not know this. The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language
hilariously–tragic: darthrumpel: snorlaxatives: unculture: snorlaxatives: no offense to people named aaron but who the fuck decided two a’s were necessary??? now i can’t converse with someone named aaron without calling them a-aron not to be
nothingfits-here: petitesuri: deniedmysign: fakesheep-luna: askslinkybanana: theladyofpie: willyciraptor: spookywillsmith: spooking-not-treating: tyleroakley: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING i’M CRYING NO why Because they are swarming! ^_^
rcktpwr: slimetony:I am not hip and I have no cultural literacy what the fuck is periscope type of scope
chanted: I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
momnar: skg373: css3pal: I THINK THE FUCK NOT!!!!! WHAT NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET DOWN FROM THERE I thought that’s exactly what he’s doing?
hateruess: i always feel so bad when people leave me nice messages and they’re like “i’m so sorry if this is creepy” like no are you serious you’re not creepy at all have you seen my blog i’m the fucking creepiest person alive
420-247: chanted: I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself. wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made
askslinkybanana: theladyofpie:willyciraptor: spookywillsmith: spooking-not-treating: tyleroakley: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING i’M CRYING NO why Because they are swarming! ^_^ Hello friends, I’m going to tell you some cool stuff about bees
legalwifi: the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
annavonsyfert: annavonsyfert: no nerds i slightly edited these and put my name on them (finally…….) please reblog this post and not the repost that i see from time to time. it has like a bazilion notes!! makes me sad
disgustingandromeda: caress…….. the booty………………………………..NO!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT A CARESS!!!!!
phoneticmeow: phoneticmeow: I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND
pyrex-pussy: weak2001: insane-lunatic: insane-lunatic.tumblr.com 🔥 omg she still tries to be like Kylie Please shut the fuck up, no one’s trying to be Kylie, Kylie’s not even trying to be Kylie. Why would Zendaya an actual woman of color
420-247: chanted: I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself. wow i’m actually so glad this post as been made
heroine-orchids: 420-247: chanted: I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself. wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made soft grunge/models
gutsygumshoe:one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking
itstessy: preppyandclassy: lost-moonlight: finding-shanti: fapwizard: nonesense-world: this is probably one of the sexiest gifs ever hollllllllllly. Holy sweet baby jesus He looks like dave franco Omg No he fucking does not he’s even better
gutsygumshoe: one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then” THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking
lovenotofthisworld: thegingerghost: hyphen-hifin: sjiscoollike: Scarlett Johansson: *exists*Natalie Dormer: *exists*Hayley Atwell: *exists*Elizabeth Olsen: *exists*Me: i’m so gay i’M sO gaY im so GAY SO FUCKING GAY i’M sO gaY im so GAY
whatifdestiel: Dean: I’m bisexual and confusedCastiel: About your sexuality?Dean: No, not about being bisexual. I just never know what the fuck is going on.
charliebronsons: vampirevvekend: EVERYONE LOOKS 2000 TIMES HOTTER IN A LEATHER JACKET ITS SCIENCE pbbbfft, science. yeah right let me try. pretty sure it’s not going to- what the fUCK no that’s that that can’t be right. let me just
taint3ed: mickeyblowsyourmind: mercurial-porrim: how the fuck do you come out as vegan how does that even work “hey mom, i like lettuce a whole damn lot” OH GOD NO, GOD SAID ADAM AND EVE AND NOT ADAM AND LEAF. Nah you have to come with
gookdom: If there is no white cock around, do NOT lower yourself to fucking a tiny rice dick. Use a big white toy and keep yourself ready for the next white man you may meet!
willyciraptor: theladyofpie: willyciraptor: spookywillsmith: spooking-not-treating: tyleroakley: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING i’M CRYING NO why Because they are swarming! ^_^ Hello friends, I’m going to tell you some cool stuff about bees
fruitcrocs: i always feel so bad when people leave me nice messages and they’re like “i’m so sorry if this is creepy” like no are you serious you’re not creepy at all have you seen my blog i’m the fucking creepiest person alive
odinsblog: “I’m not going to the fucking White House. No.”
What Greta and all those little girls are doing isn't "saving the world" you stupid fucks. They're not even old to vote. They have no power. They are begging you to act. THEIR WORDS ARE A CALL TO ACTION BUT YOU'RE ALL TOO BUSY NOMINATING THEM FOR PRIZES
eyp-poiesis: underthesamestar: I can imagine everyone from NO.6 fandom, who is not on Tumblr right now, to log in later and be like OMFG YES THAT’S ME RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED SIDE STORY WHAT WHEN HOW PLEASE SOMEONE JUST… S.O.S.
