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otherworldlythings: Happy Birthday, Kurt Cobain! Nirvana on TotP, in 1991. The band was not happy when they were told that they would have to sing live vocals over a pre-recorded track. This resulted in 3 minutes of hilarity. Best. Fuck. You. EVER. If
meladoodle: nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off
one-mandrinkinggamess: lovelikeogkush: This is too raw Whoever makes these is not even in the general area of fucking around
allanime01: caprediem: tassiekitty: samwinchesterswifipassword: seriouslyamerica: Seriously, Rugrats was not fucking around. People don’t give Rugrats enough credit for how progressive it was. I mean think about it. Chuckie, for most of the series
whorecrux69: I’m sorry but I will not cease to reblog this until i get the fame i deserve for spending 45 minutes of my time downloading randoms apps on my iphone to spell out this dumb fuck internet meme do you hear me
daveyoufool: ingridsbergman: When people say “it’s not classy for a lady to curse” BITCH THIS LADY IS THE EPITOME OF CLASS LOOK AT HER CURSE. LOOK AT IT. .~ Practically perfect in every FUCKING way ~.
snowglakes: im all about having more body posi media but not when the message is “boys like curvy girls” because who fucking cares what boys like
juuzoumygod: foxzes: fakethistoyourgrave: What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel do u mean excited
eddie-fucking-vedder: mint-peperina: plastilinepower: “I can get really close to the camera” “Not as close as me” “Eddie almost seems happy to see our intrepid photographer.”
voldka-rain: lemon-lark: twentysplenty: Pawel Kuczynski’s satirical art. Take a moment to look at these properly. This guy is not even slightly in the area of fucking around
balderrask: goldcoastgoat: whorerflick: yes Reblogging again because our world is fucked but this is alright. This is adorable because any minute that pufferfish could puff up and hurt him but he’s not puffing up the fish feels safe
lacigreen: swayzepatrick: fabootheenigma: grodus: i like this one For a second I was expecting something different and was really enraged fucking bless whoever made this you hear this whole “not like the other girls” thing espoused by young
ehunk: r-efracted: hahrys: men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath or when they write me a check for 贄,000
fyxie:clubpunk: vein: wow this is fucking thought provoking brands are for the sake of advertising so people will remember their company and hopefully buy from them, this is a known business tactic. trees do not want to sell anything and probably
carolingianempire: azuila: devourmysoul: I hate the term “women of color” Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women? your ~peach skin~ wasn’t a color when this was happening but now you
wide-worlds-joy: desirethepositive: I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in
bewilden: fileformat: how are these people not dead Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
kanrose:kanrose: STUFF TO NOT EVER DO: tell a person with depression/anxiety/eating disorder that their illness makes YOU suffernever ever do this please this is the worst fucking thing you could ever tell someone who is sick I got anon hate for this
say it with me nowemotionalabuse is still abuse do not fucking tell me someone with abusive parents “had it easy” just because the abuse wasn’t physical or sexual just don’t
overlypolitebisexual:“driving stoned is safer than driving drunk” so??? you still shouldn’t fucking do it?? do not drive if you are under the influence of any sort of substance you’re putting other people at risk
phabulouskilljoy:xlb42:xlb42:docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before i’m not even anticipating for the skeleton
overlypolitebisexual: have you ever considered that female celebrities claim not to be feminists/push a watered down version of feminism because it’s fucking unsafe for them to admit to anything else? emma watson gave the most watered down, man friendly
alexis-likes-jellyfish: spicy-vagina-tacos:“Idk why you love yourself because I don’t find you physically attractive” You not seeing me as pretty doesn’t change the fact that I’m fucking gorgeous.
thinsquids: Am I the only one that goes to bed not because I’m tired but because I’m just done dealing with a shitty fucking day
afatblackfairy: bonitaapplebelle:black—lamb: kcdworld:z00t-g0d:Summer is coming which means niggas be respectful. She not showing her thighs and stomach to impress you, she just hot as fuck. If she look angry from the heat, offer her a bottled water.
spoopystationmanagement: phrux: leakinginklikeblood: lifemadesimple: Plate Etiquette I did not know this. The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language
rabioheab: no, mom it’s not a phase. i will never regret this giant kidz bop tattoo on my face. shut the fuck up and stop judging me. this is who i am.
420-247: chanted: I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
i always feel so bad when people leave me nice messages and they’re like “i’m so sorry if this is creepy” like no are you serious you’re not creepy at all have you seen my blog i’m the fucking creepiest person alive
420-247: chanted: I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself. wow i’m actually so glad this post as been made
chanted: I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
hateruess: i always feel so bad when people leave me nice messages and they’re like “i’m so sorry if this is creepy” like no are you serious you’re not creepy at all have you seen my blog i’m the fucking creepiest person alive
itsjust-insanity: *moans when im stretching to let all the boys get a taste of what it is like to fuck me*
totalasspig: pupdavid92384: bottompig4pozgifter: 666sluthol: verbalpozforneg: pozhhunter666: YeSS Reblogged 😛 FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS COCK FROM HELL. HAIL SATAN! Hell yea No problem at all especially the brutal condom Would not even give
420-247: chanted: I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself. wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made
gutsygumshoe: one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then” THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking
doctorwhosherlockyoutubers: sheepoflunacy: waddlebuff: tinyitalia: aiklahori: - I don’t know the original source/artist/poet. Found it on net and sharing. Beautiful.. ^^^^acurate gif use I WAS SMILING AND THEN I WAS CRYING
diaryof-alittleswitch: ayoaprell: askslinkybanana:theladyofpie:willyciraptor: spookywillsmith: spooking-not-treating: tyleroakley: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING i’M CRYING NO why Because they are swarming! ^_^ Hello friends, I’m going to tell
jeankd: pizzaforpresident: official-hankhill: gonorryeehaw: Jennifer Lawrence feels her powers fade as Lupita Nyong’o rises to become the next supreme no that fucking nigger bitch should not have won. NOBODIES SHOULDN’T WIN OSCARS. Release
Someone told me that vegans that feed their carnivore/omnivore pets vegan diets should be a criminal/illegal and I honestly laughed. By this logic every meat eater should be in jail because you literally fucking eat animals. The few pets that die
missbassweight:temporal-eternity: videohall: A video that has made me rethink things. Fuck. I knew there had to be a twist, but not that. Powerful. wow that was one of the most powerful things I’ve ever seen goddamn it y’all.
phrux: leakinginklikeblood: lifemadesimple: Plate Etiquette I did not know this. The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly
charliebronsons: vampirevvekend: EVERYONE LOOKS 2000 TIMES HOTTER IN A LEATHER JACKET ITS SCIENCE pbbbfft, science. yeah right let me try. pretty sure it’s not going to- what the fUCK no that’s that that can’t be right. let me just
texas-southern-bell: punchdrunklove: wolf-hound: ““I just need a person” or “I just used a person” I feel like the original way you read it says something about you.” this fucks me up everytime god damn Wow I read this
gutsygumshoe:one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking
chokesngags: boredaintcha: crashyourcrew: g360: batman-nolanverse: fullmetalniku: omg clark wtf r u doin “SENPAI NO” This will never not be funnay to me. love it. Next Level Lmao batman is like what the fuck am I suppose to do
kimmy-creepers: xowicked-sirenxo: the4elemelons: We should fear this guy Hell to the fucking no. Nope nope nope. He’s crazy I would but not head first
virdjinn: charliebronsons: vampirevvekend: EVERYONE LOOKS 2000 TIMES HOTTER IN A LEATHER JACKET ITS SCIENCE pbbbfft, science. yeah right let me try. pretty sure it’s not going to- what the fUCK no that’s that that can’t be right.
willyciraptor: theladyofpie: willyciraptor: spookywillsmith: spooking-not-treating: tyleroakley: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING i’M CRYING NO why Because they are swarming! ^_^ Hello friends, I’m going to tell you some cool stuff about bees
