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inquisitivemoth: not-a-cry-but-a-bullet: strict parents be like “no shut the fuck up i don’t want to hear ur valid argument” And then later: Why don’t you want to have a conversation with me? I feel like you completely ignore me. It’s all
i don’t really know any details on shit he’s done since i’m usually not present for the drama but his theme looks straight out of 2011 and his behavior is grating as hell
do you ever casually say “i ship it” in a real life conversation then get strange looks from people who have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about because you forget it’s not part of normal people’s vocabulary pretty sure a variant of
mugglememories: What the fuck is that DOOOOOOWEEEEOOOOOOOOO (and no, this is not shooped - it is actually a chapel.)
willyciraptor: theladyofpie: willyciraptor: spookywillsmith: spooking-not-treating: tyleroakley: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING i’M CRYING NO why Because they are swarming! ^_^ Hello friends, I’m going to tell you some cool stuff about bees
riverdoge: Man this series makes no fucking sense
reallybuckybarnes: reinbeef: droory: reallybuckybarnes: who the fuck remembers throneshipping here? pi no. not again. what is it im curious Ivan/Lady Layana what
literaryghoul: unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they
snowprincess-kittykolorz: cupidnova: fembleton: stargleek: hidebehindthemusic: vhanstiel: Watched Tangled with my family and this brief scene showed up. No one understood why I laughed. I DON’T GET IT I’M NOT EVEN IN THE FUCKING FANDOM AND
datkarkatass: clater: how to annoy the fuck out of tumblr users I HAVE FALLEN FOR THIS LIKE 20 TIMES. 20 GODDAMN TIMES. EVERY GODDAMN TIME IT COMES ON MY DASH I CLICK ON THAT STUPID GRAY BOX. BUT NO MORE. I WILL NOT FALL VICTIM TO THESE TRICKS. I
iamtrexhearmeroar: saltyb1tch: willyciraptor: theladyofpie: willyciraptor: spookywillsmith: spooking-not-treating: tyleroakley: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING i’M CRYING NO why Because they are swarming! ^_^ Hello friends, I’m going to tell
copperbooms: do you ever casually say “i ship it” in a real life conversation then get strange looks from people who have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about because you forget it’s not part of normal people’s vocabulary
gutsygumshoe:one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking
420-247: chanted: I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself. wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made
sic-semper-cynicus: finnijer: thenevertale: 4eyedblonde: joshishollywood: whupwhupwhup: i dont im not hm This is so fucking unnecessary SHUSH This was one of my absolute favorite movies when I was a kid, I carried the movie’s box around with
ihonormycode-thatswhatibelieve: amerikhantrash: Mrs. Packard could simply walk into Mordor. And put out her cigarette on Sauron’s eye. The amount of fucks not given in this scene is astounding.
tomlinfaggot: liquidpixie: dialray: ultimagus: littlewhinging: still one of the best things ive ever seen. slaughter melon reporting for duty. BROCONUT m a n g ERI NE FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON too good to not reblog I think im gonna make some
youngblackandvegan: oddfuturenormalpast: maya-leche: britheprincesss: proteinpills: mentallymassacred: dreamsandwhatever: musingsofanawkwardblackgirl: No HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Whyyyyyy Shut the fuck up, he did not. 😂😂
disposablecunts: forced-pregnancies-rape:Just because you have my child inside doesn’t mean I would not slap the fuck out of you for back talking. No back talk cunt.
erwinsmithly: earthalchemist: fyeahattackontitan: evidents: the best review of shingeki no kyojin out there That last line really hits home. OMFG I AM CRYING JUST LIKE HIM hes not fuckin there oh my god
aokou: is there any point to this? no not really but sometimes you just need somethin to get u through the day
i’ve been noticed by the ultimate senpai and i will never forget this moment.
now i need to see clear and that benishigure member that likes dogs together and i’ll feel blessed.
i’m taking like nine years to edit this theme and make minor tweaks that no one will probably notice but fuck i don’t give a shit lmao.
ask-married-noiz-aoba: Aoba: Uhh, we’re really sorry about this. Noiz: Yeah, we failed to troll all of you and even wasted Aoba’s effort but we’ll do it right next time. Aoba: There is no next time!
petitamaretti: nikkuy: NO ONE CAN TELL ME THAT THEYRE NOT SLEEPING ON THE SAME BED FIGHT ME NOBODY CAN TELL ME KOUJAKU’S HIDDEN HAND ISN’T GONNA TOUCH HIS D
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thatpettyblackgirl: And pay no tax on that ๋k, either. Imagine having ใ billion and not feeling like that is enough, so you manipulate the politics of an entire nation to get more.
geekwiththeglasses: pollydoodles: love-god-herself: faefox: softmoongf: naturallytom: hi can we normalize the idea of choosing not to drink no cuz thats fucking lame hey it actually isn’t! i get really really sick whenever i have more than
swagintherain: Black girl was assaulted and beaten for having a cell phone in class. She got no justice for what happened to her. I am fucking mad. #Racism Y'all mad about Colin but not this? Yeah I’d sit too.
swagintherain: Actual representation of how white people try to put Martin Luther King on their side. No this cave beast did not try to invoke MLK as a justification for underage smoking….If you don’t get the fuck with that dumb shit
pansexuanarchy: tariqah:Puerto Rico is about to face a blackout for SIX MONTHS due to Hurricane Irma Guys, this is no fucking joke. I got family in Puerto Rico right now and this power outage means I might not be able to get in ANY contact with them
rape-and-ruin-me: I hate ht when other cunts grimace while being honored with Cock. It gives us all a bad name. I will always smile and show gratitude no matter how painful the fucking may be. It’s not my place to expect comfort or pleasure, my
cuckoldpleasure: Ever have you Wife come home and demand that you eat Her pussy while She tells you all about the guy She just spread Her legs for and fucked? No, then maybe you’re not a cuckold. Some husbands are just lucky I guess.
- Oh I’m not the first one today! -No.
ask-mama-rivaille: This was so fucking painful.Transparent Christmas Card from the Ackermans //Two things that are essential to understand on this post: Mikasa could not wear her scarf and Levi is short.
sailorcroc replied to your post: sailorcroc replied to your post: Shut the fuck up…. anons often have a bad habit of yelling over things they have no grasp or understanding of. not all of them are like that, of course. some actually do offer legit
tsunderisse: emmathing: IS THAT A DR WHO REFERENCE no. a 41 year old man in japan does not watch your awful british children’s television. shut the fuck up
wishful-geek: do you ever casually say “i ship it” in a real life conversation then get strange looks from people who have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about because you forget it’s not part of normal people’s vocabulary I think my
arryandgrabber: (via curiousjaysdaddy, huskymenlover) Get over here. My pitched tent waits for no man.But it’s not a tent. It’s more like a tent pole.Get the fuck over here. Does it look like I’m playing?Well…
modecaisnow:thatonebigchub:CHUG, FATBOY! My roommate tried to hide my boosts from me again. He says my weight is “out of control”. No it’s not. I’m big boned and it’s bulking season! Yeah, so the fuck what I haven’t
tsunderrated: griffmstr: iwant2seeulaughinginthepizzarain: What the Fuck no. It does not. Translation notes are absolute. Itadakimasu means hamburger. hi can i get a fuckin uhhhhh….. itadakimasu
archivemod: satanthefabulous: smash-brother: jdrox: Um, I thought these were real people. Why does no one speak of this work of art? I spent the first 3 or 5 minutes of this movie trying to figure if it was fucking animated or not man I loved how
edwardspoonhands: pyrrhiccomedy: mydrunkkitchen: dutchster: onlylolgifs: These snails are zombies. They have been hijacked by a parasite that controls their brains and movements. what the fuck (video) No. That’s not exactly what’s happening?
spoopystationmanagement: phrux: leakinginklikeblood: lifemadesimple: Plate Etiquette I did not know this. The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language
wakaremichi: aduck8myshoes: gachapinko48: aduck8myshoes: aduck8myshoes: gachapinko48: callout post to the English language for not having a plural “you” just fuck it and use y’all wait no!!!! go full Johnny’s Entertainment and use you-tachi!
r-f-deangelis: fakesheep-luna:askslinkybanana:theladyofpie:willyciraptor:spookywillsmith:spooking-not-treating:tyleroakley: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING i’M CRYING NO why Because they are swarming! ^_^ Hello friends, I’m going to tell you some
lejacquelope: reality-sublime: Self hating white people are the fucking worst. I cringe every time I see a white person making their “lol white ppl suck look at how not racist I am” post in order to earn their social justice points. No worse
askslinkybanana: theladyofpie:willyciraptor: spookywillsmith: spooking-not-treating: tyleroakley: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING i’M CRYING NO why Because they are swarming! ^_^ Hello friends, I’m going to tell you some cool stuff about bees
lornemilee: indecen-t: look who just waltzed in last night and bOUGHT HIS FUCKING CHEERIOS NOT THE PRESIDENT THAT’S FOR SURE
otherworldlythings: Happy Birthday, Kurt Cobain! Nirvana on TotP, in 1991. The band was not happy when they were told that they would have to sing live vocals over a pre-recorded track. This resulted in 3 minutes of hilarity. Best. Fuck. You. EVER. If
