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hollowfacade: squided: breadedsinner: Uh hey quick question what the FUCK does that mean? It means you need to agree to do a long list of things not in the job description for no extra wage and you can’t complain about it or ask for more money
clayymarek:KING ARTHUR: LEGEND OF THE SWORD
what-the-fuck-deviantart: The Lion King Scar in a Bikini (by ChemiGlovesR) ((*cue opening music for Lion King*)) No one could Be Prepared…. Not for this.
I really don’t care for the ‘let Pearl say fuck” meme and now its all over my notifications because people keep adding it to the “Pearl’s favorite word is no” postand, I mean, its not that big of a deal and I’m glad folks are having fun.
curepimmy: discwars: discwars: discwars: what the fuck is this bullshit HES STILL THERE THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like No shit I mean like on a PERSON
bunnywith: sixpenceee: 140 year old wind up archer from Japan(Source) NO BUT THESE ARE REALLY COOL THIS IS AN AUTOMATON AND THERE ARE REALLY AMAZING AUTOMATONS LIKE there’s one called the musician, she plays the fucking piano and she’s not just
waazuchan: askvaseshipping: supernaturalandthings: Yami no Season 0 all over again #CAN WE JUST ACKNOWLEDGE THE CUT ON THE HAND#YAMI IS NOT FUCKING AROUND#HE DID IT
thisadorablebastard: conniespringeryo: this is a legitimate question and no i’m not stupid how the fuck did we have time to build three huge ass walls if the titans were trying to eat us all? #THIS IS MY BIGGEST SNK QUESTION
anotheramazedperson: Situation: Solas tears down the Veil, elves across Thedas slowly gain their magic and immortality. Guess who would not like that development. also this in an excuse to draw a long-haired fenris helping refugees or escaped slaves
mybloodpressure: Nowaki: I’m too tall. Hiroki: There’s no such thing as being too tall. There is a thing about being too short.Nowaki: But, you’re not. You’re the perfect height! Hiroki: Who the fuck said I was talking about myself?
mj-jay: “Clem can you—” “YEAH SURE. WHY THE FUCK NOT SINCE IM THE ONLY PERSON HERE WHO APPARENTLY HAS 2 LEGS AND 2 ARMS THAT AREN’T BROKEN AND CAN DO SHIT AROUND HERE. NO ONE WILL TELL ME WHAT LUKE AND JANE DID IN REBECCA’S BIRTH
you know…i would be shocked at this point, but no. nope. fuck it. not anymore. i’ve seen too much. too many things have been ruined. from The Goonies, to The Rugrats…yup…we are a culture of pervs, and we unknowingly expose even
imagineyourotp: Imagine your OTP being teachers at a middle/high school. They’re really good friends (with the occasional not-so-subtle flirting) and their students see potential of the them being a thing. Their students drop hints every now and then
misshomin: hyoxing: exo-porntastic: chanbaek I’m just going to leave this here… the fuck what are u doin no pda I’m not a baekyeol/chanbaek shipper but this is…. the 3rd GIF Baekhyun’s like “OKAYIMDONEBYE.”
insomniatakesover: dearness: faeries-everywhere: princechocobo: im going to cry so am i Ok we seriously need a picture of the rest of the 104th I want to see Eren and Jean having a cheer-off did i do it right
castiel-has-the-phonebox221b: Is that your Batman voice? No Charlie that is most definitely not his Batman voice. Now run! the fuck! AWAY!
staff: wannabeotakuboy: staff: say goodbye to ur precious animes First of all staff, the plural of anime is anime, no s. Second of all, how the fuck could you do this? This just isn’t fair. You’re not even educated on anime (you don’t even
us3rrr reblogged your post: shit tornades spook the fuck out of me this time… ;A; no worries as long as you’re not in Florida (or states that focus on the wind-weather or high death counts) then you should be fine….hopefully
essentiallyjesus: clingy: meladoodle: fuckyourlettuce: bootiesandcats: I combined only a few of the fucked up comments I found on this Facebook post. If this gets ignored, I’m gonna be pretty pissed. And no, I did not edit out the names, because
thedoctorandthedyke:curepimmy:discwars:discwars:discwars:what the fuck is this bullshit HES STILL THERE THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like No shit I mean like on a PERSON
roachpatrol: tygermama: okay so ridic thing someone should write for me Tony hate hate hates magic, right? it makes no sense it’s not science it doesn’t work but it does work… WHY THE FUCK DOES IT WORK?!?!?! Tony does ‘magic’ research on the
fearless-ace: angiemariedreamsloves: Where the fuck do I sign up for a date like this? !?! is this not a standard dating practice? It’s like the only dates I’ve ever done. have I been dating wrong?? >. Oh no, you’ve been doing it
yabitter: i googled “macbook air charger not working” and the results literally said “sit on it and warm it up” i can’t fucking believe this bullshit. it is the year of our lord 2013 and i am sitting on my mac charger like a mother bird trying
lvrnemalvo: monobeartheater: arcticmowsy: aerostarmonk: The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house. oh my god i just do not understand this post what even OH MY FUCKING GOD
Nirvana on TotP, in 1991. The band was not happy when they were told that they would have to sing live vocals over a pre-recorded track. This resulted in 3 minutes of hilarity. Best fuck you EVER! If you want a good laugh, watch the video here.
blackhiiipstress: belleandthetardis: Adults on Facebook: “Be the change you wish to see in the world” Us: *protests injustice* Adults: Not like that. FUCKING LITERALLY.
fuckblink182: goddamnsinner21: fuckblink182:People who dont like blink are boring and not worth your time People who don’t like Blink are matured and sick of the same old songs talking about fucking dogs in the ass. See look at this person theyre
clarinetfool: animatedcosplayer:carryonmy-assbutt: tennant-salad: kitchikishangout: MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’ the post that started it all oh god Never not
killbenedictcumberbatch:killbenedictcumberbatch:Did you know the word rainbow has a letter for all the colors?RedAorangeIt’s yellowNgreenBlueOh, indigoWhat’s up with purpleive been informed that it should be violet and not purple i fucked up and this
fiatc: people not to fuck with: the person who catches the bug and puts it outside
serial-symphony: rowanred81: dammit-vaughn: land-of-blitheness-and-catharsis: WHAT IS THIS GAME Sorry but there is no way I could have voice acted this and not lost my shit What..What the fuck did I just walk in on…? tales from the borderlands
flacarica: quickweaves: sonoanthony: recaito: I’m not having it. No. Y'all better get the fuck out I’m fighting ya white people off my borough im screamin what the hell bruh ugh Dirty
talesofthestarshipregeneration: whitepeoplermayo: angryhijabi: Look at these pictures. Read the fucking way they described it in the media. No, Muslims are not enraged because “oh noez !!! Teh wimminz show Teh Ankles!” We are angry because this
baby-hart: baby-hart: baby-hart: baby-hart: GUYS NO WHAT THE FUCK. I JUST LOOKED AT THE TIME ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO AND IT SAID 1:50AM. NOW IT SAYS 1:12AM. GUYS WHAT IS HAPPENING. GUYS IM NOT JOKING SEND HELP I ACTUALLY THINK THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG
mirahxox: dollyswitch: thermalsonic: jaredassbutt: fuckyourlettuce: bootiesandcats: I combined only a few of the fucked up comments I found on this Facebook post. If this gets ignored, I’m gonna be pretty pissed. And no, I did not edit out the
animangagurl: masserrect: necromorph-with-glasses: siribear: The Walking Dead. NO. The Simpson… ok Game of Thrones Well.. I hope I’m not a character loved by many…. askfgskdsdf I WANT TO LIVE. Game of thrones fuck is gonna be a tragic
bunnywith: sixpenceee: 140 year old wind up archer from Japan (Source) NO BUT THESE ARE REALLY COOL THIS IS AN AUTOMATON AND THERE ARE REALLY AMAZING AUTOMATONS LIKE there’s one called the musician, she plays the fucking piano and she’s not just
dreamerxnheaven: why the fuck is it that tv-show writers seem to think a ship can’t be interesting without a lot of break ups and drama like??? no! give me that healthy, long lasting relationship that is always there but not in the center of attention
thatharlequingirlemanni: jacob-louise: l0vewillsaveus: joshuadotjpeg: thestonereffect: myurlisdashit: please not the porn no more drugs„?:(Thats what tumblr is. Drugs and Porn. Oh well. Now I have to do stuff with my life. :/ what the fuck
juseatthedamncake: rickraunch: What the fuck are you looking at? Serious gyms usually have a discreet no-queers policy. These men enjoy being sized up, but not by you. Take all the pansy shit somewhere else. www.juseatthedamnCAKE.tumblr.COM
uhigh: tell me the time where you are and what you’re thinking
mideater: ‘The Last Lullaby’ Its 4 am here. And i dont know what im doing right now.lol pardon with my handwriting , hopefully it doesnt screwed yer eyes. Trust meh this is the last angst I did, next time will be something funny OTL I just wanna
lotuseating: daddy-double-d: no: tachikoma: 😳 he got that under titty exposed from the crop top look Quite the hands-on man. Not a homosexual myself… but wow. i’m losing my fucking mind
lillirose:lychgate:what the fuck do you mean we dont have christian holidays the entire country literally shuts down during christmas“But it’s a federal holiday!!” Like that somehow means it’s not a religious thing. No, Christmas is a federal
peta-jensen: Peta Jensen - The Blindfold MassagePeta Jensen has made an appointment at an underground black market spa and she has no idea what to expect. Luckily for her, she’s in for the fucking of a lifetime as she has been assigned not one but
