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She had gone into the restaurant’s bathroom to brush her hair and fix her makeup, and was startled when her father had walked in and locked the door behind him. ‘Dad, no, not here!’ she pleaded with him as he tore at her dress and lifted her up
dominicmasters: No. It’s not all the way in yet… What do you mean is it all the way in? I’ve barely even started princess. Hold onto something, Daddys going to take you for a ride.
junglebabe: I have no problem fucking a guy…..but that emotional opinionated mouthiness will get you socked in the face . Stay In a man’s place when you not in the bedroom ….and off social media gossiping like hoes You dont think its a difference
Lots of extra room in this bucket…..look at the slack with a fist shoved in it. Thanks for the submission Mr and Mrs Ofist! Yes, that is a marvelously slack pussy - one hand is simply not enough to fill her - no wonder dicks would be next to useless
You don’t lose hope just because you were not able to share a dick. You put on your sluttiest outfit, go prancing around and showing you lovely self and in no-time you land enough dicks that you are the happiest gurl in the world
I’m not ready for this
(M) Today’s photoset…FUN WITH TOYS. I think it’s awesome to watch. Get down and do your thing, no men needed. I like to see the bigger ones, too…not sure why. Ass toying is probably the hottest, in my opinion. Two toys?
videogamedad: welcome2peprock: videogamedad: okay seriously what the fuck. i have seen this pic of this goddamn cat on my dash for 3 weeks now. and its not like different people each time, no, its the same goddamn set of people reblogging it day and
You know I have no ability to demonstrate self-control with you. So what happened that day in my office should not have been a surprise to either of us. Teasing me with that perfect ass. I’m certain we could be heard beyond the walls and the
drownedthewaves: finnismyprincecharming: im-not-your-average-teenager: eternalseptember: Other Half I love this so much i hope to find mine someday <3 Fucking Plato’s Symposium…Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Too many feels to contain at the
ihavestudyingtodo: thegrimsleeper: YO BITCHEZ, LOVE DUNKAROOS? WANT TO MAKE A MASS QUANTITY OF IT AND SAVE MONEY AT THE SAME TIME?? WELL HERE YOU FUCKING GO: 1 box funfetti cake mix (DO NOT add the ingredients that you usually would to actually make
trixyscribblings: quasichaotic: no matter how awful my writing may be it’s still better than 50 Shades of Grey ungh, this. and by this I mean the commentary, not the fucking picture. For what it was (erotica!) it is very well written. Trust me,
nineprotons: writingjustforgiggles: trixyscribblings: quasichaotic: no matter how awful my writing may be it’s still better than 50 Shades of Grey ungh, this. and by this I mean the commentary, not the fucking picture. For what it was (erotica!)
trixyscribblings: writingjustforgiggles: trixyscribblings: quasichaotic: no matter how awful my writing may be it’s still better than 50 Shades of Grey ungh, this. and by this I mean the commentary, not the fucking picture. For what it was (erotica!
ahahashlee: too-much-supernatural: sub-maureen: masterguitarguy: oh my fucking god im like crying WHAT THE HELL NO THAT IS NOT ALLOWED WHY WOULD YOU MAKE SOMETHING SO HAPPY SO SAD Yep I cri
Bimbo Uniforms - ShoesYSL Tributes (pink, fuchsia)Every bimbo wears high heels. Everytime and everywhere. Shopping down town, partying all night long or being fucked on the bed, there is no excuse for a bimbo not to wear high heels. The only circumstances
I’m not sorry for this LMAOOnce again, more fun with Jasper being a Homeworld Gem having never coexisted with humans before, having no fucking knowledge how biology works and what happens when you consume things
wifedatepics: That is the guy I said is a jerk from my office. He took my phone to be an ass, but I figured u would wanna see any way. He will probably tell the other guys now. Sorry, but I couldnt help it. He would not take no for an answer. Dont be
Something Im thinking of trying out, a short comic about Rosyland, cause she is the best OC.The guy is her guy-friend who has a massive fucking crush on her, and she knows it, but wont actually do anything he doesnt start. And boy, does he NOT start
Video Friday: Billy Is Just A Hole To Use How would you like to have a seat in a kinky chair, like no other? A chair that has a sub tied to it, but not in any traditional way? What if you could sit down in the chair and have the sub’s ass upside down
Yes excited about Dark Souls 3. No do not have PS4 ‘cos R7000 for console. Game companies can go fuck themselves.Fun fact: apparently unconfirmed whether The Throne Watcher is male or female.Oh well, booty is booty.
I walk into someones bedroom and see their box spring directly on the floor, I’m leaving. I’m 23 years old, I’m not fuckin with no scrub that can’t go out and buy a secondhand frame for บ at the local thrift. Y'all are adults,
curious-unicorn: Stop pissing inside stores and malls on the floor if you have no plans on cleaning it up! I’m fucking tired of seeing omorashi vids where they do that and we all know some cleaner gotta wash that, and trust me they are not getting
thedoctorandthedyke: curepimmy: discwars: discwars: discwars: what the fuck is this bullshit HES STILL THERE THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like No shit I mean like on a PERSON
chimpsinsocks: death: it is time carrie fisher: no it’s the fuck not death: you’re right ma'am, absolutely correct, i am so terribly sorry for the misunderstanding, how foolish of me,
thingsfandomshavetaughtme: I really hate it when straight fangirls say shit like “this is TUMBLR, we love gays more than the gays love gays!!” because no you don’t you just love to fetishize the fuck out of hot white cis gay men while not giving
talesofthestarshipregeneration: whitepeoplermayo: angryhijabi: Look at these pictures. Read the fucking way they described it in the media. No, Muslims are not enraged because “oh noez !!! Teh wimminz show Teh Ankles!” We are angry because this
thedoctorandthedyke:curepimmy:discwars:discwars:discwars:what the fuck is this bullshit HES STILL THERE THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like No shit I mean like on a PERSON
lotuseating: daddy-double-d: no: tachikoma: 😳 he got that under titty exposed from the crop top look Quite the hands-on man. Not a homosexual myself… but wow. i’m losing my fucking mind @rageomega @narangpabo
lotuseating: daddy-double-d: no: tachikoma: 😳 he got that under titty exposed from the crop top look Quite the hands-on man. Not a homosexual myself… but wow. i’m losing my fucking mind
lostgrrrls: criedwolves: kettugasm: OKAY NO EVERYONE HOLD YOUR HORSES HAVE I GOT SOME GREAT SHIT FOR YOU!! you see these binders? They may not look much, but these fucking things bind like the CHAINS OF HELL THEMSELVES. I’ve got HUGE tits, up in
sincerelykaotik replied to your post “I can ignore my arousal really well. I love the feeling of being…” Nope, not me. I can handle it for like 30 minutes. Then I lose my mind if I dont do something about it. Hahah the only problem with that
causticgambler: where the fuck did five nights at freddy’s even come from like i’m not kidding there was no period of learning about this game the whole internet just went from “never heard of it” to “everyone and their mother has played it”
baby-hart: baby-hart: baby-hart: baby-hart: GUYS NO WHAT THE FUCK. I JUST LOOKED AT THE TIME ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO AND IT SAID 1:50AM. NOW IT SAYS 1:12AM. GUYS WHAT IS HAPPENING. GUYS IM NOT JOKING SEND HELP I ACTUALLY THINK THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG
reporting-from-space: shut the fuck up helen no one likes your gluten free brownies not even the little shit that crawled out of your womb 8 years ago
curepimmy: discwars: discwars: discwars: what the fuck is this bullshit HES STILL THERE THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like No shit I mean like on a PERSON
*cries* oh no I accidentally the jackass angel really really hot. I’m sorry. Because they’re going to be in the comic and probably not have them fucking in-panel. And there’s black leather chaps and leather and alaskdfklj– *flies
praetorianer300: the stupid white donkeys need to see how the black bulls his whore fuck inseminate and impregnate, he has no more nuts, he can not he is a castrations stallion. Black Bull seed is holy.
perversionsofjustice: a-shattered-dreams-production: Dean was like ”Really Seth, really”Seth didn’t care to move his ass out of the way, he literally gave no fucks.And Roman was trying hard not to laugh. I love this moment so much Roman actually
majiro replied to your post: my girlfriend looked at your page only to be bombarded with porn. you did not gain a follow who the fuck cares, its your damn blog, and you draw good porn no i dont remember??? anon said i draw the ugliest porn u.u haha btw
jake-is-leaving-boner-city: kimikomuffin: matsurisunrise: kingdraa: I love how the animators included Chansey as Nurse Joy’s helpers but then made them have no idea what the fuck they’re doing I knew I said I’d be savioring and not post Pokemon
videogamedad: okay seriously what the fuck. i have seen this pic of this goddamn cat on my dash for 3 weeks now. and its not like different people each time, no, its the same goddamn set of people reblogging it day and night. i dont have a problem with
laeonus: Omg what the fuck even. I am usually not scared or even remotely creeped out by clowns, but this. Just, no. Why. You should be creeped out D: It’s from an abandoned theme park in Korea. Basically, a girl died on one of the rides and
johannathemad: one does not simply write the best fic ever and let these kids say whatever the hell they want also! happy b-day Lownly!
deafmic: im sorry but aizawa just going ‘fuck’ after accidentally scaring the shit out of his students will never not be the funniest thing he’s done in canon
ivaan-ffxiv: echoing-artemis: he-put-the-ass-in-cas: jackfrostftw: mummymuscles: Too funny not to reblog this is almost every single possible reaction omf EVERY SINGLE FUCKING YEAR but can we talk about the lady in the fourth gif whose startle
jodiefosters-blog: “I know, I pick up the roles other actresses don’t want. When there’s movies where there are two sisters and one’s the uglier sister, there’s always no actress that wants to go for it. I’m like, why not! They’re the best
succotashes: n-drangle: succotashes: How the fuck is ū,580……gonna stop her from dying……. By buying enough Five Hour Energys to see death behind the Quiznos and say “No.” while decking them in the face. I’m not bouta fight death behind
sometimes-musics-the-only-way: nnagito: officialkomaedanagito: officialkomaedanagito: WHY DOES AMERICAN IDIOT SOUND LIKE THE JOHNNY TEST THEME SONG WHAT THE FUCK IM NOT IMAGINING IT i’m deleting off this earth no
jean-luc-gohard: political-dissonance: Yep, the current generation is pretty impressive… Fucking millennials, not invading Normandy. Making excuses like, “There’s no enemy force occupying France,” and, “World War II has been over for over
pliantlouis: me when i accidentally start typing my comments on the post body instead of the tags: oh no that’s not the kind of person i am
chickenthugget: bootiesandcats: I combined only a few of the fucked up comments I found on this Facebook post. If this gets ignored, I’m gonna be pretty pissed. And no, I did not edit out the names, because these people are little shits. WHAT THE
filthylittlemonster: listoflifehacks: thechubbyturtle: ipromisedyouswore: mizzkemi: i-am-the-cas-in-deans-ass: asovietwarbear: au8: If you aren’t following ListOfLifeHacks WHY THE FUCK NOT last one is obviously the most important. Well no
coolandoriginalblogname: Random “holy shit”’-hot camgirl. Sorry about the size, I blame the source.Please do not ask me who she is, or where to find the video. Cause I got no fucking idea.
genevievecortesesupporters: “You don’t even know how hard this was! All the demons out for my head. No one knew. I was the best of those sons of bitches! The most loyal! Not even Alistair knew! Only Lilith! Yeah, I’m sure you’re a little angry
todoesto: MIRAME! Idk if Im late or what, but here. Not born but practically raised in Mexico and hella proud!! And honestly anyone hating on the tag, get the fuck outta here no one needs that shit Btw the first pic is me and my future
smokingcrystaldrano: The drug life. Maintaining and functioning decently enough that no one really “knows” what the fuck you’re really doing. But your life being taken over enough that everyone can tell you’re not the same.
holy fuck so the wifi screwed me over and now i have no idea if this sent so forgive if it did and im just repeating:i cant remember if i submitted this in or not, but, in case i didnt, heres “that finger gun is dangerous.png”, featuring messy linework
naked-yogi:currently sitting in traffic in a parking garage watching this girl take shots of Hennessy (she’s driving) and giving her man head in the passenger seat what even is living in the city? it’s charlotte btw.
