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Having NOT defeated the troll with the dual wield tit fuck and blow job, sex seems the obvious tactic to move up to.
pussymodsgalore Of course this does not qualify for PMG in the sense that there are no pussy mods, but it is one from our Japanese friends, the type of thing that I sometimes feature out of interest. An example of the type of shows that sometimes appear
novemberlenox: cobradeus: svveden: no drummer has shit on this dude did nOT think this was going to be as incredible as it was when i started this At the 1:30 mark & onward, I flooded my house with moistness. OH MY STARS
Fandom: Attack on TitanTitle: A Terrible IdeaAuthor: ImmiRating: PG-13Summary: Ymir’s pursuit of the hot cheerleader was meant to stay strictly lustful. But it’s a high school AU with a ship tag, so you know, fuck that.Notes: …This is not my
Girl Scouts Issues Bold Warning to Parents to Not Force Girls to Show Affection
sometimes-musics-the-only-way: nnagito: officialkomaedanagito: officialkomaedanagito: WHY DOES AMERICAN IDIOT SOUND LIKE THE JOHNNY TEST THEME SONG WHAT THE FUCK IM NOT IMAGINING IT i’m deleting off this earth no THAT’S WHY IT SOUNDED
clannyphantom: hippieloverose: clannyphantom: don’t talk about tumblr outside of tumblr not because it’s some cool elite website but because it’s fucking embarrassing No, it’s because we can’t have the people on the outside (i.e. people
youknowidontlikemacaroni: waltass: VIRGINIA JUST LEGALIZED GAY MARRIAGE FIRST STATE IN THE SOUTH 30 MINUTES AGO HELL FUCKIN YEA TURN THE FUCK UP IN THIS STATE FUNCTION No it’s not :V The BAN was overturned; unfortunately, that doesn’t mean same-sex
ck-blogs-stuff: bugeyedfreaks: montynessa: WHY IS THE PROFESSOR’S STUBBLE ALL THE WAY DOWN TO HIS FUCKING CHEST?!?!? @bugeyedfreaks EW. WHAT. NO. WTH?! did they seriously not erase half the circle of grey?!jeez…
malacandrax: 5/30 dailies Actually not a prompt today, I wanted to do these two- and I didn’t have any specific erasermic prompts (the shame!) This is pretty inspired by ‘fuck the critics’ by kurikuri, though the clothes and stuff are wrong ;).
yankeecountess: I’ve been binge-watching S2 and S3 of Broadchurch all weekend long :oPAnd while I’m not necessarily saying I ship Ellie and Alec, at the same time I wouldn’t object if they do end up together. That being said, I also just love
nbchannibal: THE TIME IS NOW! VOTE FOR HANNIBAL IN hulu’s BEST IN SHOW. sorry sherlock ha ha no I’m not
artemispanthar: I really don’t care for the ‘let Pearl say fuck” meme and now its all over my notifications because people keep adding it to the “Pearl’s favorite word is no” post and, I mean, its not that big of a deal and I’m glad folks
daddysbottom: The fucking was hard and rough. Ethan knew that the man was getting close to his nut. Ethan was also aware that he was going to be late for his first class that morning, but there was no way in hell he was going to not receive the seed
mind-the-rape: milkybbw: givemecurvy: This is unbelievably beautiful and sexy. This is the hottest fucking thing I have ever seen omfg Proof that pregnancy is no excuse to not give your all in service to cock.
marril96: sumersprkl: baku: the worst memories of being bullied is when ppl would pretend not to be bullying you and ask you questions and u thought they were just asking u stuff but they were actually laughing at you the entire time and u had no idea
dodekuhedron: the-inconspicuous18: starsdontfadeaway: mapsontheweb: Most popular word used in online dating profiles by US state.More word maps » O I L? ? ?WHAT THE FUCK??? Oh no tumblr not oil!! XD Can confirm the canyon one
herone-andonly: I get asked if I ever regret moving from the mid-west to the coast. HELL NO! And here is why ;-) don’t miss the cold at all not. fucking. fair! :P
mikmik121: Let’s just say that ‘no homo’ was not the first thing on the guy’s mind.
bankuei: note-a-bear: geekremix: Our country has fascism. This is the creator of rick and morty and community saying he’s not a nazi and you should too. To actually stand up and say no. The discourse is over. Nazi white nationalist whatever the fuck
panic-at-the-bistro: size10plz: #he really is disarmingly sweet and genuinely charming #he’s not even trying he’s just fucking like that #when he was born he probably apologized to his mom for the fuss and told a nurse she was pretty THE TAG
quads-for-the-gods: sweatmorebleedless: thejordanator: canadian-bacon-nomnom: taskscape: lunchtrae: how i brush my teeth gtfo This is why we need gun control.How is there 25k notes on this and no one fucking cares. Because it’s not a real fucking
scruffscruffandbeards: avantbear: husbears: mobaby: iheartscruff: (via thextaste) The only thing not working for me are those shorts. Take them off pronto! ;) Fuck me. No, seriously. Fuck. Me. Now.
heyguysitsvic: Does anyone else find it crazy that you can be so fucking depressed and no one around you notices? Not your parents, your siblings, your friends, your teachers, your classmates, no one. Like you can literally be on the verge of tears,
wattpadfic: me: no im not a fucking larrie who the fuck do you think i a-me: *sees a big candle sitting next to a slightly smaller candle*me: pause. look at those candles and tell me that isn’t larry. Lol me
beartrapt: rick-sanchez: dorkly: Rattata Family Reunion WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SO FUCKING SAD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS no mercy
astupidfaggotcuntdoeswhatitstold: SINCE HIS WIFE DIED HE JUST SAW THE KID AS AN OBJECT - HE EVEN TOOK HIM TO THE DENTIST TO HAVE ALL HIS TEETH FILED DOWN SO HE COULD BETTER TAKE A SKULL FUCK - THE MAN FELT NO GUILT AND ACTUALLY DID NOT SPEAK TO THE CUNT
lol-eatinq: hoe-baqel: octacats: imperfect-hearts: supremehoran: weednv-necks: grassypubes: says the girl with her shirt off and short shortswow clap Best comment ever Do you not get the point of the picture? The fucking point it that no
OH SHIT GUYS I AM THE JOKER. SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK. I AM A PSYCHOPATH. FUCK.
sirderpington: hellwhip: l0vingl-y: fucking-radic4l: unwinona: sydalready: My cat started doing this to wake me up. oh hell no that is not a cat that is a jungle creature whO THE FUCK TOLD YOU THAT THING WAS A CAT This is terrifying THAT CAT
What a fucking idiot. when he was all ‘then carry a gun!’ I WAS SO ANGRY BECAUSE WOMEN SHOULD NOT HAVE TO CARRY A GUN JUST TO WALK DOWN THE STREET AND TELL A MAN NO HOLY FUCKING SHITFUCK THIS GUYWHAT A PIECE OF SHITTTT This guy is a turd.
doubledoseofdopamine: aymygod: lebritanyarmor: draggedthruthe-yard: imawitchywitch: Feeling very in tune with my ancestors with my new hair! Wat the fuck no No Wrong Incorrect Not ur history Plz stop Nono Try again you’ve got to be kidding me
Omfg people need to just stop talking about him and putting us together like no that’s over I annihilate this situation on purpose so stop bringing him up I’m not going through with this. Don’t I have the fucking right to say no…
alunaes: selected-v-i-p: fssbnder: What a fucking idiot. when he was all ‘then carry a gun!’ I WAS SO ANGRY BECAUSE WOMEN SHOULD NOT HAVE TO CARRY A GUN JUST TO WALK DOWN THE STREET AND TELL A MAN NO HOLY FUCKING SHITFUCK THIS GUYWHAT A PIECE
officiallalexgaskarth: game84cube: wholock-r-a-dorkiplier: DID I JUST GET FUCKING KISSED BY thE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING POKEMON IN EXISTENCe? If you don’t have a Pikachu kissing you on your blog, then what blog are you running? Not a very good one
gutsygumshoe: one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said no and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then” THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking
lea-michele: omg it’s so fucking stupid when people act as if glee covers (or actually any covers) “ruin” their favourite songs like no the original song still fucking exists you can still listen to it it’s not that hard to completely ignore
chelseaskyeb: neverstopsmiling54: catbountry: rimfrost: It’s broken. I can’t stop posting this dog. It’s broken. This would creep me the fuck out like,”No, stop. Stop that, you’re defying logic right now, you’re not a fucking owl.”
ewan-mcgregor: Lakeith Stanfield photographed by Joy Wong “Sometimes, as actors, we sit up and we don’t have no fucking answers. And it’s important that we point that out: I’m a stupid human, just like you are. I’m not the fucking messiah,
qarcon: heyguysitsvic: Does anyone else find it crazy that you can be so fucking depressed and no one around you notices? Not your parents, your siblings, your friends, your teachers, your classmates, no one. Like you can literally be on the verge
heyguysitsvic: Does anyone else find it crazy that you can be so fucking depressed and no one around you notices? Not your parents, your siblings, your friends, your teachers, your classmates, no one. Like, you can literally be on the verge of tears,
mrs-milano:puissantpussy:Throwback Thursday 🥰 Phora concert 2020–stop messaging, commenting how my tits were soo big. I fucking know. And no they are not this big anymore. Back the fuck up–
shay-gnar: barbie-dom: 🔪Not your “babe"🔪 No ddlg tags, no reposts, don’t remove caption what the fuck can I be you
Frank Angones and the Suspenders of Disbelief
hellwhip: l0vingl-y: fucking-radic4l: unwinona: sydalready: My cat started doing this to wake me up. oh hell no that is not a cat that is a jungle creature whO THE FUCK TOLD YOU THAT THING WAS A CAT This is terrifying
himeno-ran:no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck
I want to stay home today and I’m not supposed to be home now, so we all either hurry the fuck up or we need a time machine because I have weed I want to smoke, and no fucking time or privacy to smoke it.
I just realized that 1(you probably had to walk over Rachel’s body a lot to get those fucking bottles and I’m not okay with that and 2) NO WONDER CHLOE FELT SO AT EASE AT THERE, SHE PROBABLY FELT RACHEL’S PRESENCE SINCE THE DEER ALWAYS
leonarajourney: http://sonicwind-01.tumblr.com/post/126961835668/troylerphanisbae-21-fandoms-homuratrash no, I’m not sorry NoChill Sapphire from the Personality Swap AU by elasticitymudflap it’s actually really fun drawing monocle expressions!
ponyclopstash replied to your post: i am proud to say i got here … But I’m no bot :( no not you but pretty sure that and are bots like wtf why the fuck is a milf blog following me
chaoticangels: “Listen here you fucking twink, telephone pt 2 is not going to happen, ever. Now take your soy frappuccino and get the fuck out” NO
