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“The fuck…not a fucking chance! HAHAHAHAHA. What a funny joke. You clown. Kiss my beautiful superior ass and get the hell off my stage! Lol just fuck off and die loser.” #BetaHate #TaylorSwiftistheLord
lithefider: This was something I did for TF2-chan’s secret santa, there was someone whose prompt was not filled so I picked it up. I still dunno whose prompt it was but I hope they like it! :) My fav part was what I show in the crop tho hehehh
This is a very disturbing comic so the rest of it is under readmore.We have vore on it so
lockhart premium shoes from element is only good for the kitchen. not really recommended for skating and bmx riders. morning my luvs.
babyferaligator: splders: fortheloveofotps: ricepattiesfromabove: Sand when it’s struck by lightning NO ITS FUCKING NOT HOW MNYFUCKING TIMES DO I HAVETO FUCKING SAY THIS GODDAM RANT THAT IS A FUCKING STICK STUCK IN THE GODDAM SAND WITH A MOTHER
what-the-fuck-is-homestuck: Not a trick, and definitely not a treat. Nintendo just announced the discontinuation of its popular 3DS messaging system, Swapnote. You can no longer send Swapnotes. Happy Halloween from Nintendo. http://www.nintendo.com/wh
trans-alisaie:no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck
Not many know this, but I still do watch the show. And my god. I can not even anymore. Easily my all time favorite moment. No contest.
dement09: stevenquartz: FRENCH CARTOON NETWORK. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? PLEASE NO MORE. FUCKING STOP THISTHIS IS NOT FUN
oldlaceandhoney:No offense to me but what the FUCK am I doing
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK YOU HAD THE MAKINGS TO BE A DECENT FUCKING FILM AND YOU BLEW IT FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER ALL THAT TIME YOU SPENT ON RUNNING SCENES THAT LASTED HALF THE FUCKING MOVIE AND YOU COULDN’T THROW IN ONE GODDAMN EXPLANATION
faedreamer: fucking yes. do not act like misandry is the same thing as misogyny. i am sick of people posting about how women are ‘just as bad as the men with the hate’. No, we’re not. it’s different things coming from very different places. misandry
mamoru: stuffingbuttsandstuff: mamoru: stuffingbuttsandstuff: mamoru: “king of the hill is a slice of life anime made in the US” -tumblr user alotofmomos, just now, out loud It’s true too NO THE FUCK IT IS NOT It is a show about
2spookytomhiddles: possiblyenjoyable: good reasons to insult your child: no don’t fucking do that not even jokingly don’t insult anyone especially not your own fucking child do not make your child feel like shit about themselves ok fucking amen
birdychuart: 7 and a ½ hours in. This is not a Balrog, nor is it based off of one… I can see the similarities though, sure :/ More caffeine, some inspiration, perhaps another doughnut, then I can continue living in a world of my own design.
dennybutt:alskylark: thegerardwaylove:yvngdaddy:shadowstep-of-bast: notanotaku101: Guys please get this out there. I don’t know if anyone’s posted about this yet, but DO NOT try and make those diy crystals! someone needs to put these people down
anactualsalamander: honeydippedrosebeef: Scott: halloween might not be a dlc ;)won’t build up on FNAF4 ;)no sequel ;)no prequel ;)me: WHAT IS IN THE FUCKING BOX
drejofvalenwood: actionables: okay butfuck your stereotypeslong hair is not “girly”the same way short hair is not “manly”hair has no genderhair is just hair&as long as you’re not disrespecting a culture with the way you do ityou keep
gothitellle: rewindtryoutdyout: No but seriously how the fuck is he not drowning?! water will not harm the haru
canta-brasil03: fencer-x: minikarkatvantas: gothitellle: rewindtryoutdyout: No but seriously how the fuck is he not drowning?! water will not harm the haru water loves the haru dolphins breathe through the top of their heads duh do you never watch
spywerewolf: j-rusalem: captorpyrope: do you ever think about your kinks and wonder what the fuck is wrong with you No…. Yes… Considering my kinks I should be put in jail. Jail’s not enough for me. I should be in the deepest, darkest
fvck-no: The amount of fucks this guy doesn’t give is inspiring…
punchdrunklove: ibetyoushebangslikeafairyonacid: If you don’t feel any need to reblog this unfollow me. This breaks my heart, who the fuck would do that
kimpissable: clevverbot: UH NO. EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MAKE A BURGER FIRST OF ALL, THE PICKLES ARE ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE FUCKING THING, SO YOU’LL EITHER HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE
naughtylittlefantasy: lets-have—sex: I told you not to wear panties. Now bend over. Bend over naughty slut. Obedience training.
imwello: You look hella pretty, Armin because sometimes you just need pillow forts and fairy lights and not destruction, blood and chaos(i’m sorry he’s not exactly putting them in, it just evolved into something like this) (i’ll be drawing more
immmaghost: So, @lift-me-up-let-me-go is a huge enabler and how the fuck could I not draw it when she told me this Keep reading
rexzayn: Part of me hopes Kylo Ren doesn’t get redeemed. He’s like Darth Vader. Both murdered people they loved in cold blood for no actual reason and yeah, Anakin ends up showing he had light in him but everyone still sees him as the villain he
politicalsexkitten: thewalkingmapal: sizvideos: Video WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING They knew people would listen if there was a dog involved god fucking dammit
nekoama: mattjustmatt: kayotics: emifail: blancchap: What the hell is this Nintendo WHAT THE HELL IS THIS oh my god NINTENDO WHAT THE FUCK this is everything i didn’t know i wanted and everything i always needed What. I do not regret watching
My no brain functionStuck in a mental swim of a type of Havoc-muse and it’s not from any of my damn draftsMental swim of a type makes no fucking sensebut I’m not making any sense right now
naruto-heichou: I would like to point out that whoever is wearing the Iwatobi-chan mascot suit literally does not give a fuck look at all their faces, he just walked in and sat the fuck down on that guys lap “please god no”
cause-of-chaos: cuteiemonster: lesbian-tm: beyondbeerus: peggy-against-ddlg: Pedophiles don’t belong in the LGBT community. Go die in a fire. You are not welcome. Actually we do because lgbt is about celebrating the weird/taboo so yeah nope.
jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me
hotephoetips: it’s 2k16 and niggas still scared to compliment each other Ima start telling dudes, “aye slim, your line-up sharp homie” and see the reaction
snorlaxatives: unculture: snorlaxatives: no offense to people named aaron but who the fuck decided two a’s were necessary??? now i can’t converse with someone named aaron without calling them a-aron not to be That Bitch but it’s another example
dirtylevi: Levi Ackerman || Shingeki no Kyojin || Episode: 33↳ A humongous version of THIS because why the fuck not. ※ Do NOT respost.
drochfaol: ryancrobert: sexybritishllama: no cough syrup you are not ‘grape flavoured’ have you ever tasted a grape you taste like death and the tears of small children not fucking grape wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle
canta-brasil03: fencer-x: minikarkatvantas: gothitellle: rewindtryoutdyout: No but seriously how the fuck is he not drowning?! water will not harm the haru water loves the haru dolphins breathe through the top of their heads duh do you never
justpeaceandloveman: holy fuck I live in Aberdeen why the fuck have I not seen this before
can-u-not-my-wayward-son: can-u-not-my-wayward-son: why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies????? i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
militiamedic: bootyisagirlsbestfriend: “go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today” … he just slapped a fucking cobra.
vauxn: dont be a fucking music snob holy crap some people like the beatles others like nicki minaj like shut the fuck up theyre just different types of noises ur not superior for liking one and not the other
moltengolden: keylimepie: horse-ebook: donbroccoli: Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta? fuck Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this? Get the fuck off your
vauxn:dont be a fucking music snob holy crap some people like the beatles others like nicki minaj like shut the fuck up theyre just different types of noises ur not superior for liking one and not the other
Just really really REALLY done with school. I didn’t make time to workout today so poo for me and poo again. Twice poo. I just feel like this paper isn’t what i wanted to say. Or at least not what i thought i would say. I didn’t really
halcyonsound: canta-brasil03: fencer-x: minikarkatvantas: gothitellle: rewindtryoutdyout: No but seriously how the fuck is he not drowning?! water will not harm the haru water loves the haru dolphins breathe through the top of their heads duh
phonesignal: labronjames4ever: kaylalollama:Is there a chrome extension to block Amy Schumer’s face from popping up on every social media platform because I honestly do not care about her pls get out of my face I’m sorry no there’s not, shut
the 'broke af but still buyin' squad
mookie-is-mindless-for-girls: queenofsabah: dripping-adorableness: ssashafierce: artchet: internetgf: lilrainy: shes talking about this vine I CAN NOT AND WILL NOT omfg OMFGGG WUHT THY FUCK!? OMFGGG 😥😨😱😱 this nigga. No the fuck
thedalekmaster: stormageddon-pond: spudicous: natteringnabobs: Fuck it, I totally do. I’m sick of everyone who voted for him in ‘08 complaining about how “disappointed” they are. Guess what? He’s a real human, not a magician or a unicorn
vodka-showers: canwe69: How the fuck can somebody not reblog this? mummy! <3 i love my mommy<3
haliderants:cardi-garden:bewareofdragon: saturnsocoolioyep:Guys… you’re not gonna fucking believe this one “Oh, he did not just…”Yes, he did. Get the fuck outta here This man is the modern day equivalent of the clockwork masters who made
not-safe-for-sissies:All littles are different!! There are no guidelines for being little!!
gemmafoxxx: uterusperson: If someone has sex because they need money, it’s not consensual. If someone has sex because it’s the only way for them to get by, it’s not consensual. If someone has sex because they have no other choices, it’s not
lie2yourself: anonhun: holy fuck thats hot! :| no the fuck it’s not.. it went RIGHT IN HER FUCKING EYE!! have you ever had cum in your eye?! ugh.. ridiculous.. p.s. she looks like the sexy redhead in my food safety class though..
As an artist, it is your responsibility to say no to a commission that is morally wrong. You gotta draw the fucking line somewhere. And I don’t give a fuck if it’s a style, if your characters look like children, engaging in explicit activities. Fix
The fuck are you guys not replying to ‘the shortest of them all’ comment
officialmatho: rainy day why do you delete my caption only to recopy it almost exactly so it shows up as if you were the one who posted it. no. this is not okay. my caption was “Rainy day.” and you can find the ORIGINAL POST AND CAPTION from MY
Yooooooo if you’re a girl who supports @thepureskin and believes (one man) over the (countless women) who have came out about him, unfollow me right the fuck now. I have no desire to interact with women who don’t support other women/believe
![jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me](https://64.media.tumblr.com/ec50e6ea7b7d9d0d8b7e267bf5655923/8fcf32089a305435-63/s512x512u_c1/7632c5d5dac8344112002a10e6959f2fe603d10f.png)
