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The laptop may be in fear of getting soaked, but this is original enough that I don’t care.
THAT IS A SMALL DOG THIS PICTURE MAKES ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE NOW YOU CAN BE UNCOMFORTABLE TOO
So, Today, on my birthday i found out that one of my friends have died. i met her through another online chat room, and we remained close, she was great to talk to, made me laugh and was always there when i needed her. she helped me back on my feet when
Sept 2015 Went out with Moment last night to do a few photos for a competition on Microminimus. Took some shots on the pedestrian bridge between the library and Cashman Center. After that we headed to the Strip to have some drinks and take a few shots
knightmouse: People don’t seem to understand that the snipers were trying to NOT kill the group yet. They were very purposefully blocking them from going certain ways and leading them to places. At least that’s how it seemed to me.
thats-entirely-too-much-tuna:i love david jenkins so much, he really said “the gays won’t care about the logic of time and space so long as we give them pirates who kiss” and he was absolutely right. at this point ed could have his full beard back
jordan-reet: @jordanreet:there is only one girl in the world that can wear this and look so incredibly sexy doing it, that’s you. @AnnaBanks: you’re just bias because it’s your baseball hat. ;P
No.that’s where the car is demolished and torn apart with that little sign beside it
finlandiyeah: ITS SO CUTE HOW EVERYONE HAS THAT ONE LIL THING THAT THEY CAN JUST TALK ABOUT FOREVER AND NOT GET TIRED ABOUT AND THEY’RE ALL SO DIFFERENT FROM EACH OTHER LIKE IT COULD BE LANGUAGES OR COWS OR PLANES OR COFFEE AND ITS JUST SO GREAT
sleepstudies-blog: “She came from a background where… nothing was ever good enough. And that was something that weighed heavy on her.” Her (2013)
thorhead: Have you ever been so angry that yOU STARTED SPEAKING IN A WONDERFULLY ARTICULATE FASHION WITH BLAZING RAW WIT AND CUNNING REMARKS AND USING ABSOLUTELY MINDBLOWINGLY INTELLIGENT WORDS AND PHRASES THAT YOU WEREN’T EVEN AWARE YOUR VOCABULARY
narcissisticinjury: Okay no this is my ENTIRE favorite part
femmefatale-rps: daeneryus: SOPHIE WAS PLAYIN AND THEN SEES NATALIE AND MIMICS HER #no one in the world has ever had a bigger girl crush than the one that sophie has on natalie
pepperonideluxe: A comic about Seagulls.If you feel like this comic doesn’t accurately represent you, and that you personally don’t act like this, good. That means this comic isn’t about you. If you DO act like this, and are working on a counter
thechanelmuse: misstaylorsaid: thechanelmuse: Laurence Fishburne talks black-ish with Rosie Perez and Whoopi Goldberg He unapologetically went in and Rosie wasn’t ready lmaoo. Rosie was giving that, “you can’t say that in front of white folks,”
kingjaffejoffer: yungasura: dwightfreeney: vanjalen: Well none of that comment went as expected well goddamn bruh lol Thomas Kirk for president
randomness-is-epic:circumcisions:procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due that’s what i call talent
list of just a few of the jokes and vernacular that originated from black people that y’all appropriated and decided to make into Everyone Memes
timecurry: hellohelbig: justindonuts: lets-get-krunk: “I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean” an autobiography “Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out” a sequel “Now that I’m out,
spookykatsu: flockaflex: doing the dishes and having to touch soggy/wet food THAT FACE IS BEYOND EXPLAINABLE IN ITS ACCURACY
lardybarbie: proletarianprincess: liamdryden: fizzylimon: imericschneider: kyliesparks27: pikatru: trashrabbits: *white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to
lofty-vanguard: sonoanthony: niggas are not mad that you a hoe, they mad that you not a hoe with them Pure factsBecause if you was swallowing his kids he wouldn’t be tripping
saintlaurentgirl: *me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it Flavored corn liquor. 100+ proof grape juice that looks and tastes like grape juice. Drank half a fifth like water and paid for
That had to be a white barber, h a d t o b e.
diekingdomcome: afrodesiacworldwide: 😩disrespectful no female empowerment How far is tattoo far?This shit was wild because she dated old girl for a few months and they were friends before they started dating and could’ve told her respectfully
The truly frightening thing is that you can’t yet say I’m wrong.
lordstark: lordstark: shout out to people on tumblr with no squads or group chats with weird names or people who just don’t get messages. the internet is a strange place i hope you can all still enjoy yourselves & if not u are not alone! and
tobelliot: “She locked away a secret, deep inside herself: a truth that she once knew…but chose to forget.” - Cobb, Inception (2010)
That moment when you barely recognize that this is HYDE at the SNK THE REAL opening :O (Source)
“That scar of yours…I never realized how damn deep it was.”“Yes, but still not as deep as the one you left on my heart.”“Was that what killed you in the end, brat?”“Since you are also here in the afterlife, Captain, I dare say it
s0juyum: A wat if. :^D I’m a lover of angst. Also, Kosmo omg so fun to draw this is a beautiful wolf dog I’m in love. Btw that wedding photo is heavily referenced because I was getting too tired but I also wanted to finish fast. Man that wedding at
zephoenixwriter: superhnatural: the-tardis-landed-in-my-bedroom: This guys has made a TARDIS that is bigger on the inside No joke my jaw actually dropped this man needs an award
vladimirnootin: strawberro: strawberro: strawberro: owlsegg: the-ackerman-queen: strawberro: LOOK WHAT MY CHEM TEACHER PUT ON MY TEST Suuuuuuure. NO TEACHER WRITES LIKE THAt THIS IS MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER NOW STOP CALLING BS hes showing
did-you-kno: When howling together, no two wolves will howl on the same note. Instead, they harmonize to create the illusion that there are more of them than there actually are. Source
yami-no-tankyusha: (シ_ _)シ
thats-slightly-raven: satan-is-my-fucking-name: thats-slightly-raven: boobs would be a lot cooler if you could unzip your underboob and store things in it like a pencil case what u heard me
that-stupid-tardis-sound: that-stupid-tardis-sound: one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs
That feeling when you have all the newest games that you’ve been waiting months to play and you don’t want to play a single one
That awkward moment when a black guy hits me up on A4A, and his profile says "NO WHITES WHATSOEVER"
that-cherry-fizzy: fragileminded: Stop scrolling. “Hi! I’m the Doctor. I noticed you were having a bit of a bad day. So! Convinced you’re not important, eh? I’ve never heard a stupider stupid thought in my life. Wait. No. That sounds bad. Misguided,
robertge: spacecadetsharky: long live the king, episode 5 I’d buy that for a dollar.
girlspice: Boy: she’s so hot Me: omg I know Boy: are you a lesbian? Me: I can recognize that women are good looking and I can appreciate them without having to be gay. I think that regardless of your gender, you can see when another person, regardless
roswell-greyson:What really fucks me up about a 40 hour work week and I’ve tried to explain to people over and over is that like of you do the math you have maybe 3 hours every day to just like. Rest and be with your family. And that’s kind of it
agent-355: Casual reminder that this was an Actual Thing that actually aired on Cartoon Network.
No show is better than venture bros at conveying that everyone, even people you consider “normal”, is fucked up & weird in their own little ways
That moment of clarity late at night when you realize that all the things you dream of are permanently beyond your reach and even the most simple of them would mean hurting people you care about so you just give up all feeling of hope for yet another
all-right-blondie: That time when Raven actually said what most of us want to say to a teacher who picks you for the answer when you clearly don’t know it, for usually no other reason than to embarrass you and make you look stupid. One of the main
fatbruja: fat girl: wow it sucks that everyone looks down on my body type :/ loser ass dude: thats not true…i would use you for sex
byepeasant: About two years ago I posted the first picture of me without my hair online. Since then I haven’t really chosen to talk about it all that much anymore. From time to time, I’m really ashamed and I always wish that I wasn’t this way..
amatteroftiming-deactivated2017: “The doctors looked at my legs and said ‘didn’t it hurt? Didn’t it hurt so much when you were doing it that it burnt to breathe?’ At least they remind me that I survived. But only just. — I can’t believe
trumermaid: do that thing where you send me your name and i make a playlist using songs that start w each letter in your name!!!!
No you don’t understand, I’m still Dieing from that RWBY dungeons and dragons comic by blakebellafaunus like holy shit I can’t breathe
dgcatanisiri: How often do you think that Garnet’s future vision shows her ‘what if today is the day the Homeworld Gems return to destroy Earth?’ I mean, if she experiences future vision like Steven did, she doesn’t just see it, she lives it.How
mandareeboo: I love how Ruby’s obviously at peace with herself as Garnet; calm and serene. She’s never really like that when she’s not; she’s pretty relaxed for a Ruby, sure, but overall she doesn’t get that sort of satisfaction alone.And then
Oh how I hate that egg thingy…AND THAT LAMP!
based on that post that I reblogged ugly sweaters
climbingonroofs: « Are you okay? You’re not hurt, right?- I should be the one asking you that! »
yu-ki-oh: no joke there is an annual migration of literally TENS OF THOUSANDS OF TARANTULAS here in texas, apparently it used to get so bad that highway police would shut off sections of the interstate to allow the spiders to cross safely. the migration
oh i should probably explain my thought process for that wicked lady/saturn drawing bc i think some people are giving me the side eye lmaochibiusa is turned into wicked lady again due to some evil force coming out of hiding and wrecking shit again, but
