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(M) I know she’ll have absolutely NO PROBLEM with that request…
that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:Accidentally falling for someone you have absolutely no chance with:
the-sublime-life:EVERY TIME I SAID NO HOMO WAS A LIE
fightingeldergods: “Ah, now, I do know a fair share of Doctors. Seven, give or take. But no, that’s not one of them. I happen to call myself the Doctor, as well, if that helps?” "Ah, mine mentioned there’d been nine faces
blauebox: In my headcanon, one of the reasons why Rose was crying when she was in the Bad Wolf state was that she could see all the pain that was lying ahead for her and the Doctor. We know that the Bad Wolf was able to warn the Doctor in Turn Left,
liquidcoma: officialcrow: linnrock: officialcrow: pure-lolita: thararescizor: pure-lolita: thararescizor: pure-lolita: types of girls:1. syrup that tastes so sweet but leaves a stickiness that won’t leave2. docile dandelions that blow away
chrisevnsass: “In matters of truth and justice, there is no difference between large and small problems, for issues concerning the treatment of people are all the same.” -Albert Einstein
plantbased-princess: ana-sthetic: “Dont say you hate your fam-” No. “Omg you should love your fami-” No. “Be grateful they’re your famil-” No. If you have been bullied, hit, teased, put down, hurt, lied to, or hated
dustail: zubatman: i hope y'all are getting paid to lie about how mint & chocolate tastes good together I looked down expecting to see a noble person defending the goodness that is a mint and chocolate combo but no, the burden falls to me, the
shutupkristen: That one time I made two dresses out of The Fault In Our Stars Pages…. About a week ago, I looked at my first copy of The Fault In Our Stars by John Green. It was falling apart at the seams, having been annotated, cried into, traveled
no…that is a lie. its money
*when you follow and talk to ppl for months and don't know their damn name*
no-tomorrows: If you don’t like sweets, your life is a lie.
imabrickshithouse: kingjaffejoffer: **does 5 mins of work** **takes 30 min break** It be like that sometimes… eryday at work
michelle-my-belle: So, that’s over.
beautiful-ambition: earthshaker1217: baddygirl-2: beautiful-ambition: I’m just gonna leave this here… *emoji eyes* HELLO! Mind you the barrel is an environment where the crabs are put in before they get slaughtered and devoured. Let that sink
pepperonideluxe: A comic about Seagulls.If you feel like this comic doesn’t accurately represent you, and that you personally don’t act like this, good. That means this comic isn’t about you. If you DO act like this, and are working on a counter
thechanelmuse: misstaylorsaid: thechanelmuse: Laurence Fishburne talks black-ish with Rosie Perez and Whoopi Goldberg He unapologetically went in and Rosie wasn’t ready lmaoo. Rosie was giving that, “you can’t say that in front of white folks,”
my hobbies switching between the same three apps for hours not speaking to anyone for days at a time listening to the same songs i have been listening to for 20 years imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist
redrubied: divaspoet: marsofbrooklyn: serenasmash: lmaooooooooooo So said, so done.This is still and will remain an awesome tweet. Funny and fitting that this turned out to be so accurate. will just keep reblogging this accuracy
chellzaintshit: loverrtits: foralltheweeks: lierdumoa: benwinstagram: tru So I watched this music video, and this is in fact completely untrue. There are many scenes in which black/brown girls are casted. One could conceivably argue that any white
kingjaffejoffer: yungasura: dwightfreeney: vanjalen: Well none of that comment went as expected well goddamn bruh lol Thomas Kirk for president
mauridianhallow: beatlesboobsandbulges: My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell
naturalnile: audio-sexual: pragtergeist: wretchedoftheearth: i hope darren wilson lives in fear for the rest of his life and i hope it’s miserable :) I hope it’s short. That man has never lived in fear. He’s protected/rewarded/lauded.Look
mythicgeek: whippedcloudsofcream: funnyordie: via Cop v. Black Guy What’s really sad here, is that the only unrealistic thing about this, is that the Stormtrooper hit his mark. ^ that is literally the first thought I had about this.
thankyoucorndog: teennumb: lanadelnachos: tomboyprincess: jamjars: i7oda: You only see what they want you to see, remember that. what a powerful image Forever reblog wow speaks volumes This is one of my favorite images on tumblr because the
kingjaffejoffer: You ever see a woman on Tumblr whos thirst trap game is so fucking mean that you wanna go in her ask box but you ain’t got shit to say?? Just pop up in her inbox like, “look bitch it worked, im here, damn. You win”
hatzigsut: maybe those cops wouldn’t have gotten shot if they weren’t just sitting in their patrol car. maybe they shouldn’t have dressed that way. maybe they should’ve found somewhere else to sit idly. maybe the shooter was having a bad day,
prettyboyshyflizzy: beautyisopinion: brownboldbenevolent: deux-zero-deux: 😫😫😫 I love my PWI 😫😊😂 Me!!!! No lie Skreaminggggg Made that face at Loyola for two years before I dropped out. Hated that place.
geekishchic: mcisaacs: recent studies reveal that 100% of abortions are performed on people who do not wish to be pregnant and 0% of abortions are performed on conservative republican men *reblogs so fast it almost breaks computer*
somalisupremacy: thisiseverydayracism: postracialcomments: whitepeoplestealingculture: clarknokent: Bruh well damn That came in like a wrecking ball. !!!
randomness-is-epic:circumcisions:procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due that’s what i call talent
errwardo: wild—thingss: school-marm-charm:That moment when the evil witch who has been sealed away for 170 million years, speaks the truth …. Is this the fucking power rangers?
youngnubian: thefrayedsoul: thetallblacknerd: Me: *Goes to store to make a purchase*Cashier: That’ll be .89”Me: * swipes card*Machine:processing………Me: Machine:…..Me:Machine: “Card Approved!”Me: The award for most relevant post in
Things that won't protect my Black ass from systemic racism
liftedtruth: warmbooty:hussieologist: blackberryshawty: tsunamiwavesurfing: angryblackman:Michael Jordan a billionaire and still can’t fucking dress himself. This nigga got too much money to be looking like that Them Mary j boots on no hateration
baetology: solpress: uglynewyork:kingjaffejoffer: bigeisamazing:Nick Young was so pressed abut this lmao lmaoWhat is he going to do, fuck up his career by putting hands on a journalist? RoFlo the realist out right now. Give that man a raise.
no: me I’d cop that LS460 I been eyeing, no note.
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list of just a few of the jokes and vernacular that originated from black people that y’all appropriated and decided to make into Everyone Memes
timecurry: hellohelbig: justindonuts: lets-get-krunk: “I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean” an autobiography “Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out” a sequel “Now that I’m out,
spookykatsu: flockaflex: doing the dishes and having to touch soggy/wet food THAT FACE IS BEYOND EXPLAINABLE IN ITS ACCURACY
topfunnystuff: 4gifs: Siblings wont be kept apart. [vid] how strong is that toddler, like wow Do not sleep, them lil kids strong as hell. Ever hold down a three-year-old girl who’s about to get blood drawn and is terrified of needles? Takes
This is a friendly reminder that if you love pulp in your orange juice you are not of God, Thank You,
proletariat15:securelyinsecure: Black-ish is not afraid to speak the truth I’m surprised that ABC allowed this…
deliriousmitsakes: teenagethot: whitegenocide: dimestoredramatic: doryswithay: indy-bindy: daddy-oeggs: detective-alchemist: squirtelle: The things that still make us flinch on the inside wow wtf kind of childhood did you all have a
11-11-1992: princess-fellatio: bishopmyles: musicalmayhemofthehighestorder: “That kills me” lmaooo LMFAO!!! He not lying either
lofty-vanguard: sonoanthony: niggas are not mad that you a hoe, they mad that you not a hoe with them Pure factsBecause if you was swallowing his kids he wouldn’t be tripping
saintlaurentgirl: *me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it Flavored corn liquor. 100+ proof grape juice that looks and tastes like grape juice. Drank half a fifth like water and paid for
blackplayboybunny: white women rlly voted for trump then woke up this morning got dressed made a sign that say no uterus no opinions and went out there and acted a monkey ass
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itaweasel-hime: ackergay: lmao so Isayama said that Levi has a tendency to wear clothes that is lying around right. Imagine Levi wearing Mikasa’s skirt and just chillin. “Sir you’re wearing a skirt.” “Yeah, so?” “It’s
gilmourize: “your waist is so tiny omg how do you do that!!!?” i lie in bed for 10 hours straight with my computer and eat junk food like every weekendd and i never ever exercise
dynastylnoire: the-goddamazon: theblackoaksyndicate: She’s not lying though…. Good dick* no lies found Straight women trippin
fatbruja: fat girl: wow it sucks that everyone looks down on my body type :/ loser ass dude: thats not true…i would use you for sex
That’s the only reason why I’m trying to believe that Caliborn is lying. He is saying that there is no doubt Dad’s dead but that’s because he could be assuming that there is no doubt. He’s going off the knowledge he’s
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ethugs: mrloveballad:someone said it Oh no that’s a lie. you can literally a person a lot better for and than your last ex. Alot of people out here really ain’t shit.
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