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basically another month, no sex
I decided to officially be celibate until I’m in a relationship so no I haven’t fucked any of my dates
Today when I was at work, I was eating a cookie at the register because I had no customers and I saw this really handsome guy pass by, he must have been 5'8 but he had green eyes and long hair. A couple a seconds later (mind you my mouth is full because
I’ll have weeks where I’m completely fine and happy, then depression will hit me like a bus out of nowhere and throw everything off. I honestly just want to sleep and be left alone. I have no motivation to do the things I said I would today
You ever have those days where you’d rather stay home and fuck all day but there’s no one to fuck so.. you end up masturbating and watching Netflix by yourself. LolSide note: I’ve been trying to upload some gifs and they won’t
So I guess there’s no Ozzfest or Knotfest this year and I’m really sad :( it’s been waaaay too long since I’ve gone to a metal show.
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tooobesetowalk: ravenousmagazine:PiggyCara’s Weight Gain ShakeBy Piggy Cara on April 4th, 2016 I’ve been gaining purposely for 3.5 years now. Since 2013, I realized that there was no need for me to lose weight if I didn’t want to - so at 256 lbs
alyssadotjpeg:cakefem:There’s nothing hotter than before and after photos. Imagine telling the person on the left that they were going to get this big. Telling them that they no longer diet or workout and are just lazy and eat fast food all day. Telling
botanical-feedress:I Want YouI want you moaning as I feed you. I want you shirtless on the couch, basking in your own gluttony. There’s no need to hide around me baby, let it all hang out. I want you to release monstrous burps and pat your belly in
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Mamá, no quiero ir al psicologo
biorg replied to your photo: For T. - D Aren’t those painful? What if they get stuck in there or lost in there? D: that’d be worrisome! Hahaha, no, and that wouldn’t happen. They don’t hurt because they’re tapered, and they have
ourholestory said: it seems like everyone links the four of us together on a regular basis for some reason. are y’all friends? do you all fuck each other? haha. you guys are so funny. as D said, there’s no interest in a foursome with another couple.
teatime-babyy replied to your post: So I was just wondering why neither of you smoke weed but drink? It’s a rather tame drug in comparison and is a lot less hard on your body and a lot more pleasant to come off of (no hang overs, etc.) I don’t
teatime-babyy replied to your post: teatime-babyy replied to your post: So I was just… Also, in no way was that comment trying to convince you to do anything…. And I don’t smoke any more for your opinion. So… I repeat: chill out before
todzerschlagen replied to your post: So I was just wondering why neither of you smoke weed but drink? It’s a rather tame drug in comparison and is a lot less hard on your body and a lot more pleasant to come off of (no hang overs, etc.) Not to mention
4 people in my bed right now…need to drop one…thinking about taking the loveseat because it is too crowded. Also, no birthday sex tonight. - D
Passed 14k followers for the first time ever last night. You guys are awesome! We’ll have something for you when we get to 15k (No, it isn’t nudes, sorry)!
ethioprah: person: my boyfriend just- me: dump them person: no he did something good me: suck their dick
bob-belcher: reasons why Halloween is the best holiday: you are not obligated to visit your relatives you are not obligated to get gifts for anybody people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than it’s Halloween it’s the only day of
Everyone, I’m gonna be away until Sunday at Anime Expo; I can read asks I’m sent but I can’t reply to them. I’ll try to get back to some of you then.If you’re asking about buying prints or merch online, no I currently do not have a shop for
I work out every day for about 2 hours, but Sat and Sun. I played select Basketball from Kindergarten and then played 3 Varsity sports a year for 6 years. I've won many sports awards, regional, league and team awards, so no, I was not a Bench warmer.
If it was permitted, as a University professor, to use marijuana before and during a lecture, no doubt could I be a world renowned, Rhodes Scholar, Nobel prize winning, professor of philosophy. This is the state where I am god level knowledgeable.
Apparently because I am a female who enjoys sex openly, this means I have no self-respect. Thank you kind followers, for continuing to put me down.
I don't know why everyone on this blog thinks that I have no confidence. I never said I wasn't beautiful. I pretty much look at my face in the mirror all day, and am very grateful for what I see. My body is a different story, at least in it's entirety.
Guys are mean to me. Spiteful. Act like they want a relationship but put no effort into showing me they care. I thought 2013 would a new start and that I'd weeded out all of the scum, but apparently not. I'm tired of having to defend myself against guys.
I've accepted that I will be one of those people who dies looking for a hand to hold. I wouldn't protest if I were told I would die before 30, at this point. I spend so much time weeding the shitty guys out of my life, but no one good seems to come in
I hate having severe pain that wakes me up. Sleep is my fave thing ever. It's worse when no doctor can figure it out!
Laying in bed, massaging my nipples, high as a kite, roommate has no idea. The good life.
I have a feeling I’m going to have to move out soon guys. Well, at least I over stepped my boundaries just a little bit. No. Mom was being a bitch, but she also controls if I love there too, so telling her how she was acting wasn’t the best.
@dolewhipdaddy I have no idea what you’re saying. I don’t think I’ve ever talked to you actually, so sorry?
He’s literally the cutest guy I’ve ever talked to. I like him so much I’m acting like a 14 year old girl. -_- No lie though, he’s the cutest! Ugh…..lol
mermaidsmut: I bet mermaids are really great astronomers. I mean, their eyes must be super sensitive to light if they can see underwater, and there’s no place with clearer skies than the open ocean. What if they found navigational equipment from
Texts From Fodlan
zacwells: hey c’mere No Closer… closer… *kiss*
standardwhore:i hate when old people glare at me for no reason like fuck off barbara you ruined the economy
quakerlol: MATILDA IS THE IDEAL MOVIE AND HERE IS WHY female protag no love story cause shes a six yr old bff is a small girl of color bechdel test passed in like the first ten minutes anti-bullying message anti-abuse message pro-learning message this
koto-mi: Koboresou na namida no tsubu nagasazu mune ni tamete.
rubyfruitjumble: actualhawke: fellyjish: First of all, I have no problem with gays in the media. I LOVE Modern Family homophobia is over ELLEN PAGE IS NOT YOUR WAIFU
the44thpilot: cmnedark: led-sbian: my-patronus-is-a-computer: there’s no such thing as a stupid reason not to kill yourself. your school sells cookies on thursdays? your favorite band is coming out with a new album? you’re still saving up for
under most circumstances alton brown is in his good eats form but if you do a no mercy run he’ll become cutthroat kitchen alton brown in order to stop you
send me “have you evers” and I can only reply with “yes” or “no”
Do me a favor and reblog this if you have absolutely no problems RPing with male muns.
bando–grand-scamyon: hoeryinthedancery: my momma: I’m glad I ain’t raise no hoes me: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
walkingentityofsnark: No matter what happens, the red that’s already on the board is too much red. Every single state should have been 100% blue. This man is a rapist and a racist and a sexist and a homophobe and a misogynist and honestly i could
Reblog if you have NO problem with female muns playing gay male characters
hownottobeajerk: schudwitz: I want to cry tears of gratitude every time a customer says, “No, I understand, thank you so much for your help,” if we don’t have something. This. This is “how not to be a jerk.”
jordan-reet: Jordan: I have no words except I’m not adorable I’m manly as hell haha. Anna: Haha. Why did I have a feeling you were going to say that?
No texting while riding. . But I really wanted the picture..
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