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April 2011Picking up the mail at the apartment we lived in when we first came to Vegas. Seems like a lifetime ago.
becausebirds:becausebirds: I met this albino Raven named Pearl today at Bird Fest. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world. Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government
Dunkle Liebe
living-the-bi-life: face33830: I guess I am right now anyway. I’d rather be eating some shaved wet pussy. No one likes a quitter. 🤣🤣
SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN/ATTACK ON TITAN CHAPTER 85 [LIVE TRANSLATION]
one-time-i-dreamt: There were white, humanoid creatures that only came out at night living in my chimney and no one believed me.
one-day-we-will-be-free-forever: in-the-dark-forever: loveyoutubersowo: s—e—r—e—n—d—i—p—i—t—-y: *Llorar* No quiero terminar como Bobby:c estuve a punto de mostrarle esa pelicula a mi mama :c Como se llama está película?
No one has ever written a romance better than we lived it.
No one wants to be in a "situationship" for the rest of their lives . It's either you Finna cuff or let someone else appreciate my being .
No, no one can live there. Trust me.😂
One day u will drown in the darkness of my absence… No one else can light the space where I live in your heart…
i put on chapstick every ten minutes so my lips will be soft and ready for when no one kisses me
rockholmes: i hate most disney channel shows because they’re the same basic premise with different characters and also who the fuck does costume design no one actually dresses in three shirts with a vest and a plaid skirt over jeggings over jeans with
serahfarron: awklicious: Did you know that this scene was entirely unscripted? Johnny Depp just kinda went with this and no one stopped him, so the reactions’ on the other actors’ faces are their actual reactions to Depp’s shenanigans. makes
sourpatchx0x: no-one-is-perfect: xxcoolstorybroxx: NOT IN MY HOUSE. nigga. GUMBY, BITCH!
itsjustafangirlthing: thenordicks: homewarts: no one would not reblog this 2ND GIF. THEY EVEN BLINK AT THE SAME TIME
gokuma: lynzave: geezjenner: lynzave: I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even tryingand then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINACOVERED IN ECTOPLASM AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL
foxnewsofficial: they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad
mollywhoaftw: crowleys-angel: crayolaxmonster: tayvengeance: 4rcticmonkey: Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices Sometimes I talk and nobody notices At first
Everyone wants happiness, no one wants pain. But y
catswithbenefits: if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be
Tomorrow is a promise to no one 🌚
sheepsderp: my favorite part is that no one is wearing the shirt that gave her the cigarette
heaintevenagoodlyrottenappeltho: chauvinistsushi: fancifullauren: irishfangirlshipper: dorkstrider: why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets It’s so they can sell us bags TRUST NO ONE illuminati
religiousmother: i probably would never laugh or find anything funny ever if it weren’t for the witty little fucks on tumblr, i applaud us for being funny bc no one else is outside of the internet
praises: endxer: praises: why aren’t there synonyms for “me” because there’s no one else like you that was surprisingly adorable
beautilation: “I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes
uglybloggerlol: “What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?” Rob - “I look a bit like him.” i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob
jewist: i really honestly feel like no one has ever like looked at me twice or thought wow she’s the most beautiful girl i’ve ever seen or god i wish i looked like her
xxoverandoverxx: charlielikesdragons: reminder that no one is required to love their parents because a lot of people do have genuinely shitty parents and if you invalidate people’s feelings about their toxic parents i’ll probably punch you in the
onewastedbreath: I watched this and she DID NOT put up with him. No one should accept it, after she told him to stop and he kept doing things that made her uncomfortable, all of the judges confronted him. I have so much respect for Demi Lovato, this
briannathestrange: things I enjoy cuddling snuggling sitting in laps having my hair scratched/stroked burrowing next to people forehead kissies things I enjoy but rarely get to do because no one does them with me cuddling snuggling sitting in laps having
marinasexual: story time i got my first period on april fools day & no one in my house believed me so i sat in my bathroom all day crying
sexhaver: no one pan should have all that flour
thats-slightly-raven: when i was 4 my dad asked me what i wanted to be when i grow up and i replied ‘daddy i want to be a cheesecake’ it’s been 12 fucking years and no one has let me forget it
Celly like no one's watching
jamieaiken919: lilyhatesjazzhands: shutupaubrey: team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter” team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know” team
wilwheaton: vividvivka: a-girl-named-stu: youtubeurl: princessviciouscuteness: ezlncheerleader: nerdycurvyboundandflirty: lastdaysofmagic: Said No One Ever! Said me, actually. Why? Those funny books and websites with Chuck Norris jokes? He
sometimes-cats: Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank
anogoodrabblerouser: The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean. The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe
I went to this book store and their books were wrapped up in paper with small descriptions so no one would “judge a book by its cover”
hey-sass-butt: aryashi: cheap-knockoff-dave: this video is the shit and no one can tell me otherwise looks like someone got creative rebloged a minute in I don’t even want to think about how time consuming that must have been
getsby: “ur bra strap is showing” u say children begin to scream tears r streaming down my face my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats no one can ever kno i wear a bra
fhaul: repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
lintott: no one ever likes me as much as i like them
chuabaka: textpostsandcats: being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
sprinkhal: club-ugly: you-lost-him-stupid: These violent delights have violent ends William Shakespeare HOLY SHIT I have this tattooed on me! literally no one knows this quote fav quote
mournthewicked: watchtheskytonight: playthebells-monalisa: serahfarron: awklicious: Did you know that this scene was entirely unscripted? Johnny Depp just kinda went with this and no one stopped him, so the reactions’ on the other actors’ faces
bahbumplug: when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows
muffins-n-stuffs: marvelcolm: “what’s worse? getting kicked in the balls or childbirth? i guess no one will ever know haha” as a cis male i feel like i should say getting a kick in my baloney pony would not hurt as much as having my VAGINA
verlangenlotte:You know what’s funny? Teachers who are proud of the fact no one passes their class. Why are they so smug that so many kids fail???? A classroom’s grades reflect on a teachers ability to teach??? You??? Suck at your job?????
milkshake-daydreams: nicolethedopefiendqueen: 97gigi: i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape??? Reblogging for the 1 million time because fucking realest
dikubutto: fuckyeahmelancholy: Tumblr is so awful. You have all these people making up obviously fake stories for attention and no one pays any mind to the real heroes, like me, who beat up a volcano. why is nobody talking about this
thegestianpoet: she looks like the woman named margaret who sits in the front of the office and has a betty boop calendar and usually is a little stressed out because no one ever puts the outgoing mail in the right place and she’s not really great
Living La Vida Loki
kemplet: memehumor: It still counts as stealth if no one lives to tell about it Lawful Evil
I can’t believe no one I know “in real life” has found this blog yet