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owl-recluse: trim-dream-panda: voicestockingallthetime: No, but seriously. These are gorgeous. I will die without want one. I want someone to buy me one and then drive me to a beautiful lake with crystal-clear water and I want to get in and swim around
humanoidhistory: George S. Patton/George C. Scott delivers one of the greatest speeches in movie history: I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country
I saw the cameltoe one first, and thought “I want to die now and be reincarnated as Maria Ryabushkina’s thong." But then I saw the other ones and thought, "No, wait–I want to be reincarnated as her right index finger."
varyagst: fuckingweirdocurls: you-me-and-dickspeight: I FUCKING LOVE HOW THEY ALL GO TO THE EDGE LIKE “Oh shit. Did they die?” the one that doesnt move nigga just stretch his neck to look over except for that one that hops away and gives no fucks
j-ckie: little-mixing-in-one-direction: exotic-ice: desert-ed: One of the saddest photos I’ve saved in my computer. No fucking way. … oh my god holy… Mother of God. oh my holy god. oh my god :(………… omg oh god. they obviously didn’t die
patrickdonohue: The Army-Navy game. As Tim Brando so eloquently put it, “There is no other game where everyone playing is willing to die for everyone watching.” Two teams. Two schools. One nation. One fight. I absolutely love the Army’s
jimmynovakancy: Remember the kid from Dead In The Water? The one who watched his dad die, who didn’t talk? Dean says “no wonder that kid’s so freaked out - watching one of your parents die isn’t something you just get over.” Dean colors with
shittyhorsey: serfatboy: You Cum or You Die“You cum or you die, there is no middle ground.” Another great one from Serfatboy
My favourite vibrator died and is no longer on warranty. Now I only have one crappy one. Sigh.
NO maria!! You cannot have a raise. You cannot have half a day off Friday to visit your dying father. You cannot take one of the old coats I’m throwing away! NOW…kneel in the pile of broken glass on the floor. NOW…beg to kiss My
the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99:haikuubot:carnival-phantasm:Actually, no, you are not “my little pogchamp”. Die one thousand deaths.Actually, no, youare not “my little pogchamp”.Die one thousand deaths.
fuckingweirdocurls: you-me-and-dickspeight: I FUCKING LOVE HOW THEY ALL GO TO THE EDGE LIKE “Oh shit. Did they die?” the one that doesnt move nigga just stretch his neck to look over except for that one that hops away and gives no fucks why do
beggerprince72: One of the greatest Bond lines of all time… James Bond: Do you expect me to talk? Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die! The funny thing is, they ALL apparently expect him to die yet, NONE of them just stabs him to death
armins-secret-armin-rp-blog: weird selfie doodles for me and my friends secret jean marco rp blogs
brendonbrandon: magnoliazolia: our world is kind of awful No. Our world is great. For every one person that plants a bomb, you have hundreds more running a marathon. For every one person that makes a joke about the dead and dying, you have thousands
twenty-one-gunsandroses: turquoise—shells: One of the saddest photos I’ve saved in my computer. No fucking way. … oh my god holy… Mother of God. oh my holy god. oh my god :(………… omg oh god. they obviously didn’t die if the
beniseragaki: dies-first: beniseragaki’s au's…omg I cri erry teim I really had fun with this one :DDD like how do you NOt like sly blue like wut… pppththhthhhth oh nO ANOTHER ONE I love bickering between Sly and Aoba I love it I feed off
sodomymcscurvylegs: Literally one of the greatest things I’ve come across on Tumblr. I’m dying to play D&D and you guys have no idea how badly! OMG!P.S. Died at “Lady Gaga”.
ilovekimjaejoong: star1
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: cryoverkiltmilk: tuhmblr-logic: arocketumbler: NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE. this is the best post I’ve only seen this picture in screencaps before Draw your OTP out on a date at a restaurant where one of them
No need to worry peoples! I just cut the front for more than one reason…. 1. Easier to wear a hat 2. Less hair = less unbearable heat 3. One step closer to the look I’ve been trying to reach Possible hair dying/bleaching in the near future.
zarrybitch: little-mixing-in-one-direction: exotic-ice: desert-ed: One of the saddest photos I’ve saved in my computer. No fucking way. … oh my god holy… Mother of God. oh my holy god. oh my god :(………… omg oh god. they obviously didn’t die
one-for-all-plus-ultra: jakemorph: jakemorph: I don’t think enough retellings of the Cain and Abel story make note of the fact that nobody had ever been killed or even died before when it happened. Cain had no idea beating his brother to death could
switchbladesandsunsets: no but do you realize that SHERLOCK ACTUALLY DIED THIS TIME AND THE DOCTORS HAD GIVEN UP AND HIS HEART STOPPED AND THEY WERE LIKELY GOING TO GO AND INFORM JOHN SOON BUT NO, SHERLOCK GAVE HIM ONE MORE MIRACLE no magic tricks
Rupert Grint: If one of us dies there will be no need to record the kiss.Emma Watson: Are you saying you would rather die than kiss me?
tony-sparker: spideyandstark: peter: there’s only one thing worse than dying peter: (rips paper away to show ‘tony stark’ above dying) tony, gasping: myself peter: nO AKDHKSFJDJD
happinesswitheverybite: IT REALLY SUCKS THAT NO ONE THINKS YOU’RE STRUGGLING UNLESS YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE DYING ON THE OUTSIDE.
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fhawne-deactivated20221006:imagine having to work until you’re 67 🤢🤢🤢 i don’t even want to think about it. this is torture no one should work past the age of 45. this is why i want to die before i turn 35 Same
All it takes is just one thought, and I want to die. If I die.. I could get better genes and no autism and not be trans and maybe look cute. Yes..
ohshititsgreg: A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke
committeetoprotectjournalists: Why almost no one’s covering the war in Yemen by Jared Malsin, CJRMore than 1,200 people have died since Saudi Arabia and its allies launched a military operation in Yemen in March, but the country has become so hard
just-shower-thoughts: Everyone asks where we go after we die, but no-one asks where we are before we are born.
nokchaduyu:Um…I am so sorry…I didn’t expect the first one to get that many notes;;;;I changed the dialogue here and there but this is a redraw of this web comic: http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=521533&no=32&weekday=sunThe
elasticitymudflap: …. i just realized there is no humanly way possible for rose to wear a captains hat…. maybe i should justthere we go
loycos: molded-from-clay: snapbacksteven: I feel like the humor in SU is one of the more underrated aspects of the show so let’s have a thread quoting our favorite funny moments! I’ll start “NO MORE ROUGHHOUSING YOU’LL EXACERBATE YOUR CRACK”
iamindyamarie: liftedandgiftedd: i’m always that person that no one is ever dying to talk to. like I could probably go the entire day without receiving a single text or phone call from anyone trying to check up on me or anything On life
inyuyasha: 8oo: what if connie died and one day sasha turns around to crack a joke but connie wasnt there
my grandpa is dying and he’s upset no one talks to him and i want to kill myself because im socially awkward and dont know what to say in the first place
wizardlycatpants: “No one is finally dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away—until the clock wound up winds down, until the wine she made has finished its ferment, until the crop they planted is harvested. The span of someone’s
zacvanlab: No one ever died from wanting too much.. @zacvanlab Color or black&white? #portraiture #portraits #portraitphotography #selfportrait #barcelona #barba #beards #beard #bearded #life #postmoreportraits #hairy #quote #men #feelings #love
madness-and-gods:NO 😂
turing-tested: mollycolliex: turing-tested: i want to fucking die i was at the dollar store and i carefully picked up an orange gatorade and went “sexy boy….” because i thought no one else was around but it turns out i was WRONG i know because
theperksofbeingrunge: no one laughs at god when they die on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/94025968?utm_campaign=share&utm_medium=image_share&utm_source=tumblr
alchemistique: sydneydalton: mrsiconicboyz: y0ungfav0rites: this is an extremely legit excuse on why NO ONE SHOULD EVER WANT A BIRD EVER THIS WENT ON FOR 5 MORE MINUTES BEFORE AND AFTER wut. i just died RUDE ASS CREATURES
ive been looking around and reading up on some fe:a things for fun to get myself familiar with the game and the story/characters (since i dont own it yet…;;)(( also im one to thirst for a tall refreshing glass of spoilers with no guilt but ive
JGSLDJGHJLSDHGJSF NOOOOOLILITH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!OH MY GOD ARE U KIDDING MEIM LAUGHING AND CRYING NOT AGAAAAAAAAAAAAIINNN
reiner–braun: To those who’ve been asking me whether Erwin/Reiner/Bertholdt/Ymir will die, honestly, I don’t know. I wish for them to stay alive as long as possible but then, the author of this story is Isayama Hajime. So. no one is safe
milliardo: light yagami taught me tricks to make sure no ones been in my room and how to lie to my parents and get away with it. what the hell did L’s frog ass teach me?? how to ruin my posture and die? fuck you L
stoner-vogue: Concept: Its 2017. A giant meteor strikes. Everyone dies instantly, no one suffers. The earth and the bees survive.
w-hitelily: daydreamralex: a-new: p-a-c-i-f-i-c-o: yumm fuck no one will ever give me enough sushi WANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT i died and went to heaven (via imgTumble)
jumex: tumblr actually dying as a platform really just makes me wanna use it more….like yeah no ones gonna read this that is so fuckin sexy
facts-before-ideology: hadeia-heddy: “Menstruation is the only blood that is not born from violence, yet it’s the one that disgusts you the most.” —Maia Schwartz الحيض هو الدم الوحيد الذي لا يولد من العنف،
