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consensualrapeman: beg4it: Vivian worked really hard to make this happen. This piece of rapemeat is on the queue to have her dreams realized. “So I found the perfect bathroom. Waited till no one was around, started recording, and snuck into the
drtanner: ravenhallow: : WHAT RHINOS SOUND LIKE CRYING PERFECT SWEET BABIES I love showing this video to people because no one knows what rhinos actually sound like. THEY’RE SO CONVERSATIONAL.
lesbianathogwarts: neyruto: april fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they dont feel the same you can just yell “trolled u” and run away whooping and hollering so no one can see the gentle tears on your face
just-reckless: my dad confided in me today and told me that when he was younger he a would go and sit in storm water drains and smoke, so that no one would catch him. This picture describes that perfectly.
bigbadblackooze: A request from tatjock, I would like to see this guy being bonded to the symbiote! Other than my fiancé, this guy would be the perfect cover for the symbiote. No one would suspect this dude being a host to the alien god that is the
manslator: straightwhiteboystexting: goldenputa66 Manslation: I am perfectly aware that no one in the entire world would ever, ever date me unless they hated themselves. [Screenshot of text message conversation. It reads: Jackass: You’re absolutely
fairytaleslayer: yetimati: catchymemes: “My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.” “I painted somebody’s mom” “Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom” “I
mamavalkyrie: modestbuffalo: drtanner: ravenhallow: : WHAT RHINOS SOUND LIKE CRYING PERFECT SWEET BABIES I love showing this video to people because no one knows what rhinos actually sound like. THEY’RE SO CONVERSATIONAL. THEY’RE LIKE WHALE
hotboyproblems:tumblr text post: no one will ever love me im ugly and grossme: sametumblr text post: im perfect why am i not the ruler of the worldme: same
That awkward moment when you make a perfect reference to your favorite show and no one else understands it.
glassraptor: glassraptor: glassraptor: better lion king plot: nala murders scar herself, becomes the most respected and powerful queen in lion history, no one ever finds simba you think this might be sad for simba but listen: he was perfectly happy
flowrsrcool: No one: Tumblr when my WiFi is connected and working perfectly:
rasec-wizzlbang: rubus-the-barbarian: How to draw a proper longsword grip #drawing #draw #tips #sword #art NOTE: the last one is perfectly ok to draw if the character in question has no goddamn clue what they’re doing
my blog must be perfect because i know no one follows me for my face
mikeycliffrd: sleepingwithyoursweater: ssfenty: richgirlz: tiggahtigz: zooeydeschannoying: Daaaayyummm…dat ass. Soccer did that ass JUSTICE! Oh my why is no one mentioning the perfection that is his face But do you see his ass
thatgaygirloverthere: dazily: I went to this book store and their books were wrapped up in paper with small descriptions so no one would “judge a book by its cover” This is perfect for me because I’m sure I’ve looked over so many books just
catchymemes: “My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”“I painted somebody’s mom”“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”“I painted the girl who painted
itsagifnotagif:tumblr text post: no one will ever love me im ugly and grossme: sametumblr text post: im perfect why am i not the ruler of the worldme: same
sea-of-dark-confusion: siccity: no one understands my love for Wednesday Adams This is actually perfect.
queenisla: geckogalaxy: She is literally the cutest and no one can tell me otherwise. This is a perfect example of how inquisitive and sweet reptiles can be! connorskenways
pitfather: im obviously super into social justice culture but over the past year its turned everyone into self righteous dickheads who expect everyone to be perfect angels and like, hey listen, literally no one is. yes definitely call out bigotry and
zoehange101: Understandably you can leave umlauts out since they’re involved. This is far from perfect but hey no one is. I’m tired of the nowhere misinformed angry masses get and I’m tired of all the shit people get for calling Zoe whatever the
frostkieran: romanoitalia: scarlet-perfection: amandarandomz: IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW THIS FUCKING SQUIRREL AND LEVI ARE VOICED BY THE SAME PERSON omg are you fucking kidding with ME Well they’re the same size did you just
fauxcyborg: the weird thing is like, of course no one is a perfect feminist but there are things you can do (even while identifying as a feminist) that mean I don’t actually have to value your opinions and I am allowed to have a shifting line in the
waterisnotasolution:Given CM’s experience with various girthy offlaners and cores, she was perfect to tame the Yearbeast and bring him into the fold. No one else did this, so I had to (albeit late).Also this is the first straight OD piece ever afaik.Two
wannabepreggo: I thought the lake was isolated and that no one would see us. It turned out that the teenage boy next door had a perfect view and soon he was inviting his friends to come watch. Soon I’m going to start inviting them to participate.
vomitburp: There is literally no gif as perfect as this one
231124209518: No one who has hoped for something has ever had their hopes perfectly realized. There are compromises, adjustments, contingencies. Eventually, hope becomes indistinguishable from resignation. Eugene Thacker, Infinite Resignation
I just need to gush about how happy I am, even though no one really reads this. Cudding and hand holding with the Viking last night while we watched movies. He’s perfect and I just can’t. Dnsjjsjdjjdjdjjj.
oh-snap-pro-choice: southern-feminism: I still can’t believe pro-lifers sealed 躔,000 in a fucking glass box. It’s such a perfect physical representation of the pro-life movement. A fuckton of money spent helping absolutely no one and in fact
2ndsong: is it just me or when I really really really like someone, I don’t pay attention to anyone else like idk no one is as perfect and I don’t wanna flirt with somebody that isn’t them
methodofguy: She’s just a goddess among girls… No one in the world can compare to her. Perfect in all angles.
pizzaforpresident: lakilester: No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed. samantha you’re perfect
wakeupslaves: brownglucose: I was hoping this would make it to Tumblr :-) black excellence i feel like he waited for weeks for the perfect moment when no one would be around to record this without being discovered by his comrades, risking humiliation
matvrity: 2ndsong: is it just me or when I really really really like someone, I don’t pay attention to anyone else like idk no one is as perfect and I don’t wanna flirt with somebody that isn’t them MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
crystalshades: Isn’t it relaxing?Just seeing the snow quietly flow down, makes you calm. This is so perfect I want to cry This is so relaxing to watch There could be a dead body under that snow and no one would ever know. oh, there you are Tumblr.
geckogalaxy: She is literally the cutest and no one can tell me otherwise. This is a perfect example of how inquisitive and sweet reptiles can be!
casperbodizzle: IM NOT THIN I DONT HAVE ABS AND MY BODY IS NOT PERFECT BUT I LOVE EVERY INCH OF MYSELF AND IM COMFORTABLE IN MY OWN SKIN AND NO ONE CAN CHANGE THAT ☺☺☺
gallifreyanturtles: kyrianne: sparklemuffin: em-muh: dog-drool: drtanner: ravenhallow: : WHAT RHINOS SOUND LIKE CRYING PERFECT SWEET BABIES I love showing this video to people because no one knows what rhinos actually sound like. THEY’RE
conflicting: my blog must be perfect because i know no one follows me for my face
“That was a place that I really liked. The quiet and abandoned train station that no one goes to was the perfect place to read in peace. However, there was someone there today.” ef- a tale of memories. (episode 1)
Fall/ winter is the best because I can wear black and dark lipstick and makeup, and no one can really complain because it’s dark and frigid and fits the weather perfectly.
sex-is-about-power: devilkitty138138: in-morpheus-arms: ☸ I love the idea of this just a faceless hole to fuck it’s perfect no one round here’s got the balls though so an idea it remains Mmmmmmm, I love My princess, but I use her just like
siblings-with-benefits:No one ever uses the restrooms behind the football stands at school… it’s the perfect place to fuck my sister on our lunch breaks! :)
lady-halibuts-chambers: awesome-picz: This Blind Kitty Found On The Street Has Eyes No One Could Resist. look at this perfect beautiful angel child
stonerswithboners: geckogalaxy: She is literally the cutest and no one can tell me otherwise. This is a perfect example of how inquisitive and sweet reptiles can be! Omg 😍 all-mighty-powerful-poopie
