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bambicalifornia: thegingerbatch: recoveringgayfish: ok guys so i just had a breakthrough so in the beginning of the song pompeii by bastille it sounds like theyre saying eheu a bunch of times well eheu is latin for ‘alas’ or ‘oh no’and iM STILL
mundanemerman: xeppeli: It makes me happy knowing that we have an entire subgroup of twitter users that prepare some freshly cut pinapple for their significant other before they visit. This is very sweet. Honey no
Act with integrity, no regrets
kingtomcat: gapingfurnace: NO a perfect jake because it turned out nerdy, yesss
haaku: nepetasbulge: You can want it all you want but you cant touch it How I imagine our fandom is right now Day 24 with no update, Homestuck fandom has resorted to personifying the update and turning it into a stripper.
clumsyoctopus: pippa6100: Dave would prefer to have space itself cracked rather than his sunglasses. Dave. Dave no. john lost the bunny within several hours of having it
surferdude23: littleredstriderhood: feferipeixes: kawaiihomos: we’re not the homestuck fandom anymore we’re the homestuck ohana that means family and family means no one gets left alive
sxizzor: butthorn: I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this
mikibats: SOMEONE CAME AS NO FACE TO MY SCHOOL AND I CAN’T DO THIS
jaramo: dinosaurs64: kardashitans: do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs theyre the ghosts of bugs that youve killed
barackobama: rabioheab: i think there’s been a mistake No it isn’t Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States
twyll: no wait shit you know those jpegs with an image and a bunch of comic sans writings on top with really bad spelling people kept asking me why i burst out laughing in the middle of history class but jesUS chisrt fuckign LOOK AT IT
rizaoftheowls: derinthemadscientist: mandypatinkins: I want people who don’t read homestuck to theorize what is going on in this panel 1 2 3 go I’m just behind a handful of updates and even I have no idea The Lollipop Guild is trying to convert
therealhamster: no really i need to know
possiblypensive: sO ON VALENTINES DAY MY TEACHER WAS ASKING THESE KIDS IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND SHE CALLED ON THIS ASIAN GUY NAMED YANG AND SHE ASKED “ARE YOU IN LOVE???” AND HE SAID NO AND THIS RANDOM KID SAID “DON’T WORRY YANG ONE DAY YOU’LL
nightmareeps: the earth teasing other planets for having “no life”
icnyght: I PAUSED AT THE WRONG TIME
jakemalik: *drops food on floor* germs: go get it! quick! king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
lynzave: my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing
pulpfanfiction: (Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me) Call my name and save me from the dark
sometimes-butts: ibnuprofen: hotdog-friend: is that butter no it’s stonehenge I can’t believe it’s not butter
horribleawfulcunt: niamliveslarryloves: basedgosh: i hate one direction fans so much i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way I literally had to read that 5 times… oh my god
intergaylactic: freakbast: so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle. so naturally, Tyler bought
starfish-are-stickers: you know what’s fucking worse than NO pockets? fucking FAKE POCKETS THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT
actionjackel: no thanks
mikewaters: if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be #new life motto
suzzannnn: liking someone you have no chance with
angrybagel: “NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet
omg ok so there were a bunch of suggestions and such! as I said I don’t know yet where this soulstuck thing is going, I’ll be doing some more of these suggestions but I just can’t do most of these, they’re too many and also a
hooray-for-no-lives: the-robot-condese: “if you die, i’ll remember you” THIS FUCKING SAYS “AH YES THE SCALENE TRIANGLE”
edgebug: tricksterer: my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’ no instead every few days i will tweet something he would totally say but he will never remember tweeting it slowly the slightly
8oo: i went to japan but there were no subtitles
chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie: chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie: I’m home alone with the tv repair man Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario porn or murder Apparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where he fixes the tv and then
seangibbz: either i broke google maps or they introduced a no-fucks-given setting Maybe it’s bus mode.
duggyboy: tha fuck u mean no smoking
deadmaid: sarahsprite: deadmaid: lvkesprite: what old joke are we going to bring back next NO
candycornfuse: candycornfuse: thirstiest: why do people like fall gravity NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD
neptunain: what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
secretlymartinfreeman: overwhelmedwithbasorexia: myraggedywinchesters: snorlaxatives: carryonwaywardsoldier: carryonwaywardsoldier: my physics teacher told us a joke today three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters
trencly: Teacher: Can I see your homework? Me: Haha no way loser do your own
dial0fortheoperator: sebaostion: HCOONa Matata ¡¡Olé, olé y mil veces olé!! “Eye of Sauron””ALEX NO”
taxos: I JUST REALIZED HEAVENS NO IS THE OPPOSITE OF HELL YEAH
satitsfied: handme-fr0wns: oblivious-ink: Best gif ever is that johnny depp no i think its a newsreporter
romangodfrey: lesreichenbachfinn: so today my mom was being all momish and she was like “what if we turned our house into a bed and breakfast” and I was like ummm yeah except there are literally no empty rooms in our house and she was like “we
kingkitsu: Why can’t there be an anime from the teacher’s POV?? “Shit… There’s one student with blue hair again…” “What the fuck are they looking at out the window??” “No your ass can’t be excused because I know you’re about to
tsarbucks: no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
frothyfrothy-loins: zakdamien: dragulationcomplete: selbink: I cant believe justin bieber poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses He did?! No, but are we gonna wait around until he does!?
howidiotic: no beans. also hammers cost 躔 if u want one
shingeki-no-booties: pimptier: florida sure sounds strange but florida is actually orange
joshhutchercat: rainycx: joshhutchercat: *adopts 420 children* haha raise it don’t you mean blaze it? NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG
tamiiland: cannedviennasausage: contentkiller: daysofxavierspast: lamo-teamo: calvaliers: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: naturalcomedian: freshest-tittymilk: seetheworldlikeido: akeemofzamunda: katskinx: god damn it. dammit. Got damn ITS
kim-kardassian: dutchster: this was the result of a korean high school having no rules for their senior photos Beautiful.
einblickvaughn: insertunnecessarygeekiness: yesterday no one was answering a question correctly in class and my teacher became so incredibly depressed at our lack of potential that he just right out the window i love this post. it’s back
jcatgrl: i have no idea what is going on here but im scared
thepottergeist: madcenturion: madcenturion: If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic no but seriously imagine it this way a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire,
thegingerbatch: recoveringgayfish: ok guys so i just had a breakthrough so in the beginning of the song pompeii by bastille it sounds like theyre saying eheu a bunch of times well eheu is latin for ‘alas’ or ‘oh no’and iM STILL LAUGHING SO
damnthatswhack: You what your dog?
jxvenile: the fault in our homestuck sTOP RIGHT There
thrashturbate: cynical-bee: thrashturbate: I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post
edens-blog: heartbeatofatimelord: physcoaustin: tardisol: IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS No. Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher
