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Mirror, Mirror,Aunt Julia didn’t think twice of letting her nephew stay in the room with her old magic mirror. After all, it was completely harmless - stuck in a loop where it came up with the exact same answer no matter if it was true or not.Unfortunat
tfsplash: I am a toy.I’m a vacant doll.I was born to be a sex slave.I have no will.It feels good to be a dirty, slutty whore.I exist to be used. I am a toy.I’m a vacant doll.I was born to be a sex slave.I have no will.It feels good to be a dirty,
It’s true, you haven’t learned the basics yet and ask for a huge favor. But she still hasn’t told you if she will grant you your wish, or decline. Although I have a feeling that the answer is no.
susiebeeca: I don’t know what I was thinking, except that I was listening to this: I also don’t know what Padparadscha’s reaction would be! (God, tentadicks are the best thing to come out of this fandom, no pun intended…) I’m dying
As it turns out, there was a Japanese chapter spoiler from earlier today that was actually true (If the current spoiler images are referenced). Not many people took it seriously because it had a lot of “maybe”s…Translating it here:Reiner dies&helli
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aggressivewhenstartled:white-chalk-sapphomet:This is why I get meal kits. Do I need them? No. Can I easily make them myself? For way cheaper? Yes. WILL I??? No. Other tips: if you are going to buy things that aren’t pre-taxed, you need to make a habit
mamoru: stuffingbuttsandstuff: mamoru: stuffingbuttsandstuff: mamoru: “king of the hill is a slice of life anime made in the US” -tumblr user alotofmomos, just now, out loud It’s true too NO THE FUCK IT IS NOT It is a show about
mawnkeesgomu: sykosykes421: huepow: mawnkeesgomu says ‘nah’ a lot but whenever he does he pronounces it ‘nyah’ It’s true I’ve heard him do it FUCKING NO
atyidae: saddestsad: nelfears: ok shit i wanna talk about this. there is NO way you’d get a fruit cup, a cookie, mashed potatoes, AND peas. you get one of those. two if you buy the cookie separately. and the fucking nuggets??? TEN?????? show me a
nominus-expers: class-struggle-anarchism: It’s true what he says though - there is no subject position from which it’s ok to talk about inequality - if you’re poor you are doing it out of jealously, if you’re not poor you’re doing it out of
mikeinelart: Now that https://www.instagram.com/mike_inel/ has acknowledged it’s a fan page and not me, I have no more reason to be against the person behind the account. And it’s my turn now to apologize. While it’s true that the owner of the Instagram
The Making of No Need For Alarm with Del the Funky Homosapien To celebrate No Need For Alarm‘s 20th anniversary, which is today was yesterday, I got on the phone with Del earlier this week to discuss the making of the album. It was a true honor and
True story! How many of y'all get it like this?
gothicprep: gothicprep:no offense but… Rick & morty is game of thrones for people who wrote in harambe i’m so glad this post got popular bc this is literally the most correct i’ve ever been abt anything
No one anticipates the sunset flip
trophyfemales: my-fashionista-fever: sluttylittledimwits: fridabimbo: oh my god It’s true that ever since the procedure no matter what she says it sounds like pure gibberish. But it’s a small price to pay, especially considering how inane her
aprillikesthings:silentwalrus1: elidyce: pleasedontsqueezetheshhh: notentirely: no idea if this is true, but it feels true I heard an interview, can’t remember the psychologist, but he was explaining this idea and encouraging people to stop and
class-struggle-anarchism: It’s true what he says though - there is no subject position from which it’s ok to talk about inequality - if you’re poor you are doing it out of jealously, if you’re not poor you’re doing it out of guilt/saviour complex,
there-isnofate-but-whatwemake: “Everything was fine until the grid was shut down by dickless here!”“They caused an explosion!”“Is this true?”“Yes sir, it’s true. This man has no dick.”–Ray Stantz (Dan Aykroyd), Walter Peck (William
tours4funblog: It’s true that glaciers and volcanoes abound. Yes, the coastline is teeming with bird cliffs and black sand beaches. And without a doubt, there are thermal springs galore. But no matter how you look at it, no natural wonder in Iceland
When People Whisper, It Makes Her Nervous
plus sized models are JUST as unrealistic as skinny models. They have been elongated, their cellulite has been brushed out, waists pinched and hips widened and rounded. It makes us think “I’m not even plus sized pretty” when NO-ONE IS. They aren’t
i have so many thin friends who eat shit and don’t exercise ever and are probably rotting inside but no one says shit about their health so let’s stop pretending it’s fat people’s health you’re bothered about you transparent motherfuckers
laughrunlove:it’s really fucked up that we assume love has to be romantic. there are so many girls out there that are upset because they’ve never been in a relationship and so that means no one will ever love them. when in reality, most of those girls
mjalti: I hate it when people ask “do you trust me” like …don’t call me out like that ……..the answer is no
66koi:does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry
nerdgul:Go outside, look at the moon. The moons so pretty isn’t it. Yeah. Take a picture of the moon. Oh no bad picture it looks like a weird dumb speck. But the moons so pretty???? U know ur real pretty to. cameras arnt very nice sometimes. But your
itsbrysontiller: It’s kinda sad when you realize the person you used to tell everything to, now has no idea of what’s happening with your life
myersandbriggs: transtrendad: we should stop putting our mbti types in our abouts and use our seme/uke types as seen by semeuke.com like does it matter if ur an esfj or istp when no one has any idea if you might be a chibi seme or a flaming uke true.
it’s true that i’m a silver shadow and you are always on my mind. your secret’s safe and no one has to know. i’m your getaway and a little bit more than you can take.
tatianazmaslany: i literally just started screaming to my dad “nO LISTEN TO ME IF SUNSHINE WERE TO TAKE HUMAN FORM IT WOULD TAKE THE SHAPE OF TATIANA MASLANY ARE YOU HEARING ME DAD ARE YOU COMPREHENDING”
Y'all don't laugh no more and it's sad.
My blog is by no means anti white but it is undoubtedly pro black ✊🏾
convolutedperceptions: hunniedipp: itsexclusive: kngshxt: we gotta appreciate eminem rappin tho cause if it wasn’t for music he prolly woulda shot up a school or movie theater Dead ass True lol
just-shower-thoughts: Thanks to Adele, I no longer hear “Hello” and immediately think “is it me you’re looking for?”
oneoakdutch: moonblossom: sassyandpunk: ireallyluvdogs: witwitch: lachatteestvivante: just-shower-thoughts: In the USA, it’s 100x cheaper to take an Uber to the hospital instead of an ambulance. I don’t know if this is true or..Like, having
On one hand, I’m appalled that some poor woman had to fuck this flabby old man to make this be true. On the other hand, these were the pre-viagra days, so that this happened is no small feat.
IT’S MIKASA AND KENNY(Ok only half true but this scenario is perfect)
everything-fandom-and-random: albinochu: Sans? That smaller skeleton from undertale? Yeah well uhm– [sweats nervously] No-No I don’t like him at all and his puns??? No wa– [thousands of pictures of Sans fall out of pockets] No these aren’t
king-emare: bishopmyles: thagoodthings: plz lol it’s true. no lie no lie no lieiei
chnandler-bong3: covered-corners:fatboy-rizzoli-torres:increditasticular: okay so i’m not a fan of miley but this is 110% true It kills me how sad she looks in the second gif. =\ Accurately describes society’s views on women. It’s so true
sissy-slut35: go-jeniffer-love: NO, I ACCEPT IT. IT’S TRUE. Um, no you are not wrong!
coughloop:coughloop:coughloop:theres no wrong way to mix chemicalstheres no chemicals you shouldnt mix togetherall gas smells good and you should inhale as much as possible so no one else can have it
amazinglyanimated: Oh, no. No, it isn’t true. It’s just no use. No use at all.
spookyclehm: redbloodedamerica: mallninjacode: pual1010: brownglucose: stunningpicture: So proud of my mother for doing her own research after I sent her that meme. A sign she hung in her car window. Stay woke Is this true? Not only is it true,
stewbians: No, it’s not because she wears his clothes, it’s not because she uses the rings, it’s not because she steal his things and it’s not because they hold hands we think it’s true love. It’s because of this.
swdyww:There are literally no rules to anything just be truthful and it’s fine
fatbruja: fat girl: wow it sucks that everyone looks down on my body type :/ loser ass dude: thats not true…i would use you for sex
@slendershadow1 make this true. Read the tags.
thatsubiegirl: zapman04: shelby4271965: Make me a dancer this is true No it’s not true actually lol the fuck
postapocrypha: johnniewaswolf: postapocrypha: postapocrypha: True Blood was an amazing show. No matter what wild bullshit happened, it never really “ran off the rails”, just turned into an all-terrain train that could also fly and was a submarine
It’s true, I’ll let a new boy bargain.I tell him I want him locked for 3 months but he’ll only want 3 days. Usually I even give in after a while. I’m like, “Okay, no more than one week. And maybe we’ll try more next time.”But…once
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Joke anit funny on We Heart It.
Really no on We Heart It.
lustfullyinlove: submissiveinclination: batteredbeast: It’s true i beg to differ… The best breakfast begins with no panties… and coffee…~sleepy smile~ ☕️😈 Oh so true!!! 😉😈 ~W