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“Well maybe you didn’t make me this way, Daddy, but I don’t care. I need a Cock to suck and I know you have one.”“Kendra, it’s me! Your boyfriend! I’m not your Daddy, and I have no idea why you look like that
Can you give yourself multiple orgasms?18% Yep, I nearly always cum several times37% I usually stop at one… but sometimes more17% It’s happened a few times, but not really18% No, after one I’m done!10% No, I don’t have any orgasms
make-a-wh0re-out-of-me: Omg! Swallow !~ I have a gag reflex and there’s no way I would be spitting up like that not when it comes to cum anyways Down the hatch :) You don’t get fed seconds if you don’t finish the first batch ! Exactly!
masters-littleone: “Daddy can you untie me now…?” “No little one, I have plans for you.” “But Daddy you aren’t even nakkie!” “Who says I have to be naked to have fun?” *looks confused* “Mhm. I don’t have to be naked to torture
wifeswickedlust: Gee, I’m glad you moved in next door. My hubby doesn’t know I smoke and it’s nice to have a place to go and be bad. No, no. You shouldn’t touch me like that. Sneaking over here to smoke a cigarette is one thing, but I
tyrranux: No, I don’t play Monster Hunter, the last thing I need is another fucking game where I have to “catch ‘em all”. Now that I see it, Feebas armor would look great on you. Thought I guess no one told you that its more profitable to kill
Franklin, 2015. These were taken at 35mm–and I have no idea why I don’t have a dedicated 35mm lens yet. (Anybody wanna get me one off my Wishlist?)
thebootycalls-deactivated201411: Plainview: Are you an angry man, Henry?Henry Brands: About what?Plainview: Are you envious? Do you get envious?Henry Brands: I don’t think so. No.Plainview: I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed.
bloodrnage: HI GUYS, I’m doing the thing. the potter giveaway thing. that’s right. im doing it. (whispers) im doing it for you. RULES! you don’t have to be following me, but hey. why not 1 (one) like and 1 (one) reblog per person. no giveaway
theturniphead: Can we discuss the number of possibilities this picture provides? I don’t have a source artist, so… My bad. But holy hell, this would be amazing. I’m not one for Crossovers, but I have no problem backing this one.
askmoria: ((OOC: While I don’t strongly ship any One Piece characters, I do think that the Kuma/Moria pairing is cute, though it becomes really depressing when I try to consider it seriously; canonically, the former is now a mindless automaton, and
m0therfuckerrrrrrr: Late night selfies looool. No really, this is still one of my favourite things ever so I don’t care. Awkward angle, I don’t just have one tit in the centre of my body.
kelsbelsblondie: clapchat: Guys I don’t have a lot of followers but please, PLEASE reblog this. This little girl is missing from our town and no one can find her. I know I only have a few followers that actually live near me but anything helps. Please.
I don’t have one artstyle… I have too much different ones. No one can ever tell from looking at one picture of mine that this was made by that artist. “This is 100% WBM’s style” I’m following so much artists who make
To prove to Onee-sama that I was not being suspicious at all, I guess I’ll have to show her why I asked about her OTP in AnR. p.s. I don’t like AnR ;_; love, -Kouhai Full Size
dysfunctionalqueer: PSA if you send me nice messages and i don’t respond there is a 100% chance i saw it and it made me super duper uber happy but i have no idea how to respond and i will let it sit in my inbox for days or weeks and smile when i see
Fandom: Attack on TitanTitle: A Terrible IdeaAuthor: ImmiRating: PG-13Summary: Ymir’s pursuit of the hot cheerleader was meant to stay strictly lustful. But it’s a high school AU with a ship tag, so you know, fuck that. Notes: This chapter was
cupcakedrawings: *heavy breathing*I don’t have cool stuff to give away so here’s an ART GIVEAWAY! It’s also my first one ;w;I’m gonna keep it short. Rules: Must follow me (I will check yes) Must reblog this post (Likes don’t count) No reblogging
I know I don’t have a ton of creators following me, but for those who do, I’ve been having a hard time the past year with some things that are so directly related to my lifestyle choice that no one can really sympathize with me, so rather than bitching
sleepygirlhealth: It’s a lot easier to add healthy habits than trying to stop bad ones. Eventually you have enough healthy habits that there’s no room for the bad ones, or you just don’t wanna do them.
verobrunhi: Momiplier: No, I don’t know him.Momiplier: I have one son and his name isn’t Mark.Momiplier: No idea who this silly naked man is.
men in black 3 is on netflix again and i may or may not have watched it twice today
lexi-rivers: friend: im so glad i met you… you’re so fun to talk to! i love talking to you… me, to myself: no. you fool. its the other way around. i, in fact, am the one who is glad to have met you. i am overjoyed in your presence. do not say that
“Your passions don’t have to connect to one another and no one needs to sign off on them. Passion isn’t logical… it’s only the fuel which keeps our souls alive. Let it be that simple.” ― Jennifer Elisabeth, Born Ready: Unleash Your Inner
officernubsmcshoutie: I think that the worse part of having an eating disorder is the fact that people expect you to be super thin. You don’t have to be super thin to have an eating disorder. Eating disorders are so invisible. Sometimes no one even
dollgrave: it’s nearly 2014, wake the fuck up people. girls don’t HAVE to shave, being gay isn’t a choice, racism is pointless, rape isn’t funny and sexism is fucking stupid. - No one says they HAVE To shave…. men just like it better.
zusty4: nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang: When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend Or…..I’m just no ones type :) You are so fucking my type it hurts, so thats not true.
zusty4: ignobler: zusty4: nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang: When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend Or…..I’m just no ones type :) You are so fucking my type it hurts, so thats not true. Then no ones type who actually
mandingofever: “ You fucking moron. You don’t have a dog, you don’t have a cat… You’ve ever seen a pet door that high up? No wonder all your neighbours piss themselves laughing at you, it seems you’re the only one still refusing to accept
leeterr: Anonymous said:Can you tag your ask posts so I can block them, so I don’t have to see your pathetic retarded attempts at being witty? No, but here have another one. Anonymous said:Come on dude, don’t play dumb. Big “N”, Nintendo,
pokepassion:I’m no furry but I can only imagine how different it must be to be one so I salute all who are one do to the fact that I don’t have the balls to be one good job! >w< Just embrace it, let go of the denial~
aaaand now I found out I don’t have a ride to a (different) group project at four. it takes twenty minutes to walk to campus, then I have to get on a bus. I don’t know what to do anymore.
whenever I get a follower who’s middle school/high school age I wonder how they feel about me being a social studies teacher
saisai-chan: someone faked a quote from Horikoshi saying All Might is bi, and it broke my friend’s heart to find out it was fake, b/c she was so, so, so happy to hear about it, b/c she’s also bi guys…. don’t post/create fake stuff like that
blackoldrough: ‘I don’t have any condoms that fit, i thought you were going to being one?’ ‘Opps i forgot. Guess we’ll have to bareback…’ ‘No way! Safe only.’ ‘Ok ill see you later then.’ *top starts recording 15 minutes later.
poetrystudios: Too bad I don’t have no one to have fun with me.. 🙃…ANNNYYWWAAYYZz DAB💃🏽
fringifiedwhovian: DR. WINICK: Not as far as we can tell, but he’s having difficulty breathing. We need to administer oxygen. WALTER: No, don’t. No. no. no. I wouldn’t do that. You said the tunnel was sealed, is that correct? Well, then it’s
popkas: All the kids seem to be afraid of this guy. What’s so scary about Wing Worm? He kind of looks like he’s smiling. Wing Worm is a Worm/Naga mix, and Nagas don’t have wings, so I have NO IDEA why this one ended up with a winged model.
For no reason other than my own interest, I have decided on Risk of Rain character classes for the Crystal Gems.Garnet would be the Loader, Amethyst would be Acrid, and Pearl would be the Mercenary.Steven, I don’t think he’d be one but if I had to
i have no idea what i’m doing tbh.
tennants-hair: pros of having unnaturally colored hair no more bad hair days you don’t have to dye it every 2 weeks who cares if the roots show no one thought your hair was naturally purple anyway small children being completely fascinated and asking
dragonsofarcadia: “I don’t know. I never have. I can believe in my own abilities or the choices of companions I trust. But no one ever knows how it will turn out. So choose for yourself whichever decision you’ll regret least” “I made the wrong
free-booty: Does anyone else feel like a “filler friend”? Like you just sit there, never contributing to the conversation, and when you do, no one notices. You don’t really have a purpose or do anything and kinda just sit there existing. No one
kokodokoko:just because i don’t follow u back doesn’t mean i think u have a shitty blog. you might just have posts/fandoms/stuff i don’t really want on my dash. and hey, that’s fine. it’s YOUR tumblr you’re here for you and that’s goodgreatawesome
dragonageconfessions: Confession: I love videogames. And I love Dragon Age even more bc looks like you really are someone living in that world. In real life I feel like no one cares, or no one notices what I think or if I am suffering. I don’t have
luckyladylily: ladyshinga: stop saying white people don’t have their own culture this belongs to no one else That “oh” at the end is the funniest thing I have ever seen. There is no other diplomatic way to respond.
superlansde:You guys don’t know this, but there’s a meme going on in Mexico about how our economy is going to collapse because no one wants to use their new fifty pesos bill because no one wants to let go of their axolotlsLook at that dude
luckyladylily:ladyshinga:stop saying white people don’t have their own culture this belongs to no one else That “oh” at the end is the funniest thing I have ever seen. There is no other diplomatic way to respond.
elaaaaaaaaine: Jundoge Enoshiba’s Pokeplush giveaway!! jundoge-enoshiba: Rules: You don’t have to be following me! But if you do thats hella cool! One winner only!! ONE Reblog and ONE Like. No more! Prizes: The Winner gets NINE pokemon plushies!
asian: asian: I watched the Shia labeouf’s motivational video last night and felt really inspired. So I went out and bought a Costco bear that I’ve always wanted Don’t let dreams be dreams. Update: I no longer have a bed but I have a sweet ass
notimpulsive: susiethemoderator: qawdess: White police officers are Satan’s demons and literally no one can tell me differently ALL police officers are Satan’s demons and literally no one can tell me differently. You don’t have to be white to
andishouldhavekissedyou: Another weekend another reminder that I have 3 days to be alone with no one to do anything with. I’m a complete loser. I don’t have a single fucking friend after 15 months of living here. Not one. I rather work every day
cerebralzero: woodgraingentleman: No it’s cool, I mean who doesn’t have one of these casually sitting on their back deck. I don’t know but I would have to assume that a person is not very interesting if they don’t have an AK on their deck.
I'm afraid that I'm the friend that everyone secretly hates. The one that's annoying. The one that no one likes. The one that is totally oblivious. The one that everyone talks about when they're not around. I'm afraid that I don't have any friends.
cryier: do any of you ever get that rushing feeling of loneliness like there’s really no-one around and no-one can hear you and no-one even sees you and you just feel invisible and weak and like you’re outside of yourself and don’t have any control
lillyzewolf reblogged this from you and added: You’re a god for having that many projects going on at once sdksh that’s only the dirkjake one s haha h everything considered I have a lot more going on, I don’t even want to know how many
quatorz replied to your post: oh no i drew it k so i legit ship sora/every… Yeah what’s worse though? Having your otp be ignored-or having one of them hook up with a different girl than the one you liked? And I don’t know the answer! I’m
I knew someone would ask me to smile when I posted that photo.