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“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s actually a bit of an inside joke… My ex-boyfriend, (whom I am no longer on speaking terms with), has a daughter now, and he’s been persistently trying to inform me of this fact.
daddysnakedblog: Immediately puts her legs in the air, and pussy out. Here’s a girl who knows that her pussy rules her, and that Sir rules the pussy, No games, no trying to play it cool, no trying to kid herself she has more respect than other
otakuchan449 More like how would he react to meeting Jeanbo?? The poor boy gets picked on a lot because of his freckles so he was a quiet kid. Jeanbo on the other hand…well
Fun pranks to pull on ur dumb older counterparts from the SNKDOCU Kids: On your dumb older counterpart’s phone, go to Settings > General > Keyboard > Add New Shortcut Change “no” to a confession For everyone who requested more of the
foulmilk: slutty-nunz: nymphfaun: paiziss: perks-of-being-chinese: i’ve never been so mad over a tweet before what the actual fuck WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK Joke or no joke this kid (kid because they’re clearly acting off the mind of a child) Usually
Allysin Chaynes squatted down with no panties as she works at an archeological site with a couple of guys in the desert. And no kidding, she finds an important object, upon which she stands up to show it to the guys. - Dirty Blondes, a softcore pornog
someclevermoniker: buzzfeed: This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days. “how will we explain homosexuality to our children” I think maybe they should explain it to you
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Check out new book on social development from toddlers to elementary students. Is your child too shy? Too outgoing? Find out what to do if you have concerns either way. Plus, identify resources for help and strategies to promote socialization no matter
jimmynovakancy: Remember the kid from Dead In The Water? The one who watched his dad die, who didn’t talk? Dean says “no wonder that kid’s so freaked out - watching one of your parents die isn’t something you just get over.” Dean colors with
rnusicality: fun statistics for adults! “when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself” -Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: Ū,550 -Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: ,800 -Minimum Wage, 1970: ũ.45 -Minimum
transboybatman: vaultboyy: the spanking debate isn’t all that complicated. you’re either ok with hitting small kids who are completely defenseless and literally at your mercy, or you’re not. supporting the first option makes you a bad and dangerous
silversarcasm: its so important to have disabled presence in children’s media, disabled kids grow up with really harmful messages about being burdens, ugly and unwanted and that needs to be challenged, we need to be showing disabled kids that they’re
autisticstevonnie: jade221bs: nigga-chan: autisticstevonnie: when ur gay and the teacher mentions the “lgbt community” when you the only black kid in class and yall move into the slavery chapter When your the only classic rock kid in the class
shingekinokyojinheaven: “Video Games are only for kids- "Video Games have no educational value- "Video Games are a waste of time and players have no life-
drakesquad: tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
collardshirt: i have this life-long quest to find other people who remember, watched and feel similarly about this show My lifelong mission is to find the entire series and rewatch it as an adult but no one has it! This was my jam as a little kid
Is this cartoon retarded? Stating the fucking obvious. Is this what kid’s are watching nowadays? No wonder they turn out they way they’re turning all faggoty for the last decade.
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“Hey, that Castlevania II game is pretty popular. You think kids want to play that? You think if we turned Link into a Belmont people would play this shit?” No, no we did not want to play that. We absolutely did not nintendo. Why would you
moaniecat: Sailor Attack on Titan kids! While many put flower crowns on their favorite characters to make them happy, I turn ‘em to kids in sailor suits. I’ll be turning these into free prints for my fellow SnK bros. I’m thinking of having a giveaway
falloutgirlongirl: shiganshina kids & snapchat
tooquirkytolose: ok but did every kid have a certain historical time period that they were REALLY into?? like I was super into the california gold rush when I was 9 for no reason
ochacocoa: “At The End Of The Day, UA Doesn’t Mean Squat. A Kid’s Still A Kid. So I Had My Concerns About ‘Em. But When You Open The Lid And See What’s Inside, Whaddya Know? Every Last One Of ‘Em… Are Fine Heroes That Put Us Adults To Shame,
mirarasol:Some kids.
posteriorpeasantpresents:kneworder:NO ONE IS DOING IT LIKE DEGRASSI
mastersofthe80s: Kid Icarus (FDS, 1986)
jupitersaurus: jupitersaurus: The only thing younger siblings are really good for is handing you toilet paper through the door when you’ve realized you’ve got no tissue but you’re already in mid piss. Oh and they’re also good at bringing you
harryedward: i just spoke to a 4 year old who has a phone. a real working phone. with data and everything. who she gon call? elmo aint got minutes Kids in kindergarten got whole iPhones, shit is wild
I hate when ppl say well cant you look at your children and see the desire to live? No i cant. Actually it makes me realize that without me, she is better off. She can have someone who is devoted to her and not weighed down by depression and suicidal
fellow-traveller: Nothing really special. I just wanted to draw Nile and his kids (can’t draw the third one, because he/she is on the way??) having a good time. Sort of. The kids’ appearance are purely headcanon; unless informed by Isayama, I would
Hangeki no Tsubasa releases Annie, Bertholt, and Reiner’s Childhood Class looks! Funny how this comes at the tail of the “Lost Girls” novel, since these kids also look lost…
z-hard:Everyone agree that Jean’s new hair makes him looks like eruri’s lovechildBonus:Don’t worry kids, danchou and heichou are only in progress of adopting all of you 104 kids as their children
thecouscousking: veganahoy: choassdine: frizz01percy: this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies TUMBLR IS NO PLACE FOR KIDS!! Fuck Yahoo IF THIS SITE BECOMES FULL OF LITTLE SHIT KIDS, I’M GOING TO KILL THE PRICKS AT YAHOO
demonhunting: officialannakendrick: could you please put your crying kid on vibrate I CANT STOP LAUGHING BC I JUST IMAGINE THIS KID SCREAMING ANDTHE MOM PULLS A REMOTE OUT OF HER MOM-BAG AND PRESSES A BUTTON AND THE CHILD JUST STARTS TO VIOLENTLY SHAKE
cashcutie: that girl u just called fat? she’s eatin some good fuckin food that boy u laughed at for fallin asleep in class? he was up all night watching hentai those kids who wear big dorky glasses? they don’t even need them wtf those kids who never
freackthehopeful: webshooters: rpdofficer: weegboi: grumpy old man godzilla looks up from his gardening to yell at some kids “HEY YOU KIDS, THAT’S PUBLIC PROPERTY, STOP MESSING WITH THAT” Grumpy Old Man Godzilla is the best forever
vayena: my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague
rubynrags: rubynrags: eaglebones-falconhawk: Crash is always a kid in his flashbacks Excuse you Crash is always a kid Oh, hey. I’m on my own dashboard. Sweet.
mdthwomp: Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because
bettyfelon: wholegrainlofat: dkthingsetc: This just happened in Davis Square station: this cop was following a black kid and when the kid (who did nothing), asked him why, he said “what, are you gonna say ‘hands up don’t shoot’?” Please spread
datsmycraic: 321redlightt: muppetmayhem: Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted. my heart exploded only reason I’d ever want kids
mychemical-christmas: Stop parents from emotionally manipulating their kids by saying things like “i buy your food and put clothes on your back” like you were the one who chose to have a kid shut ur fucking mouth
official-nepeta: colorfullyfuckedazazel: wifikings: nvxus: wifikings: What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream? Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when
infectious-lovebites:ramennewdleslove:pyosmom:me: *hangs out w/ little kids and tries 2 teach them self love and feminist ideas* Isn’t that called brainwashing Please stop brainwashing kids to love themselves and treat people equally good god
zubat: “Once a scene kid, always a scene kid.”
thisiselliz: kids: Daddy future me: dont call me that kids: why not dad? future me: tumblr fucked that up for y’all
askdatcosplayer:HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIEdilapidatedragamuffin:Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVERFirst we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY? Later
skerples:female-anti-feminist:foxysmoulder:but really guystampons/pads marketed to young kids who just started getting their periodsshould be a thingwrappers with dinosaurs and planets and glitter and cats and sea creatures make kids feel comfortable
glitch-boy:support feminine trans boyssupport masculine trans girlssupport non-binary kids that aren’t androgynoussupport trans kids who dont fit the typical stereotype
cassiarph: Quick question Why is it that when white families have 19 kids they’re seen as ‘inspirational’ but when hispanic and black families have more than 3 kids they ‘need to close their legs’ jw
captioned-vines: {It doesn’t exist kids}Black sock: “ Hey kids! I’m Billy the Sock, and today, I’ll be teaching you about racism!”White sock: “ What about reverse racism?”Black sock: “ But like, I was saying- “
mei-chankitty: idgit-pies-and-puppydogeyes: lokis-little-wolfie: jimmynovakancy: Remember the kid from Dead In The Water? The one who watched his dad die, who didn’t talk? Dean says “no wonder that kid’s so freaked out - watching one of your
trashcanbees: just-shower-thoughts: Tetris teaches kids that their accomplishments always disappears but their errors will pile up no, it teaches kids to quickly visualize shapes and patterns, you edgy freak
impactings: When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted
sootpaws: kids having birthday parties and no one showing up is the worst thing im in math class and im gonna cry thinkin about this
It makes me so sick to my stomach to think about the world our kids will grow up in. I’m trying to instill love above anything else in their lives only for everything around them to show them the complete opposite? Fuck this, man. I’m angry.
amelia-laelia: Does anyone remember the commercials where the kids asked for ravioli and their parents said no so the kid put it back but then the can threw itself off the shelf and rolled its way to the kids house and the mom was so accepting of it
