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jimmy-the-kid-page: Lol
theawesomeadventurer: nikkipher: THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN
mytiredbones: Anyone else remember when Everclear was on Ned’s Declassified? That was the coolest thing ever when I was a kid.
miraguey:I LOVE THIS KID
start caring about trans kids while they're still alive
dongstomper69: stunningpicture: Creative kid. More creative mom. fucking idiot got owned
boys-and-suicide: I don’t want my kids growing up afraid to tell me things. You drank? Okay. You smoked? Okay. You’re struggling? That’s alright. I want them to be able to talk to me without feeling like they’re going to be punished, so they
drfurter:theb3ckm4nator:drfurter:im the bestPlease tell me you’re actually related to Tim Curry.right now it looks like im his granddaughter even though he doesnt have any kids
savvygooner:thefantastician: Only 90s kids understand 😄😄
moonemojii:when kids stare at you for a long time
kittencat-dragonpants: mangowho: barrowmans: omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg I don’t have anything
onlylolgifs: Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant
fawun: what the fuck is this kid on
impactings:When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted
lemonade-cat:weloveshortvideos:Realizing you’re stuck babysitting a crazy ass kid…this vine is a work of art
cherscrotch:eminem makes music for the kid who flips off the teacher when their back is turned
birdsquirrel:sarahtypeswords:sarahtypeswords:Do you think birds like human songs like we like bird songs?Who am I kidding birds probably love uptown funk
lmaoalien:tripleayebitch: rararachelmarie: voguedorito: every time i fall asleep my brother steals my laptop and somehow logs on and takes pictures on my webcam. Give that kid a medal. This is probably the best thing I’ve seen on here so far
otakusiren:goddesshopeful247:To be a kid againTHE AMOUNT OF NOSTALGIA IS OVER 9,000!OMG I’M CRYING. I MISS THIS SO MUCH.
officialannakendrick: could you please put your crying kid on vibrate
fagvomit:once in 5th grade my mom bought me this set of like 200 glitter pens because I had mentioned that everyone at school was obsessed with them but I didn’t really care for them so the next day I brought them to class and kids started offering
reallyreallyreallytrying:breakfast 2050: kids love the olden days charm of toatse, the breakfast treat you prise apart with two hands to reveal the jam inside
sad-memes: illumise: If the toys in Toy Story died the kids would keep playing with them like normal, but the other toys would be playing with their dead friend. what the hell
spaceman-v-spiff:niggadom:cloudofpurple:The talk white kids never have with their parents… That talk Take a look at this
blackfemalepresident:blackfemalepresident:i keep forgetting that i have lil 8th graders and freshmen following meuhmdont do drugs… stay in school… walk the dog… be critical of oppressive power structures… good kid theres been like 5 8th graders
jakeogyllenhaal: remember swine flu? only tru 2009 kids will reblog this
klartie:apparently nasa confirmed there’s an ocean on one of Jupiter’s moons say it with me kids: space mermaids
hidrihime:liache:ok kids repeat after mevinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxicammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxicrubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxichydrogen peroxide and vinegar
chokesngags: imakemermaidsnut:rayvolotty: fluffmugger:aberrantkenosis:systm32:zodiacbaby:kozfr:kacysimplylove:voluptuous-lady-with-freckles:pretty-brown-love:50shadesoffoh:the-bigredmachine:True Hollywood Stories Smh Wow Omg really Are you kidding
lesbolution: reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS
thehobodad: For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.
HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE
I work at a swim school and we occasionally have birthday parties. I over hear a conversation one of the kids had with their mom
hazeldeeznuts:snerkflerks: sleeping-horizontally: holdingmythoughtsinmyheart: what a beautiful person And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s
chazer:frilllyknickers:colorsoftheswim:fuckyeahwomenprotesting2:I like how correcting her kids creepy behavior doesn’t even matter to that mother.This actually makes me very angry. It basically highlights everything wrong with the world. Instead of
pitycum:trans kids deserve correct pronouns and they deserve to present how they want and they deserve supportive parents and supportive therapists and they deserve free hormones and free healthcare
whichchick:alyxpanics:hart2hartsquared:Adult Wednesday Addams: Planned Parenthoodshit you’re kidding me this is amazingAdult Wednesday Addams is comedy gold.
timetraveldean: sourcedumal:aellagirl:samandriel:crypticcorvid:samandriel:How to give your kids trust issues and anxiety brought to you by privacy invading mormon DadSee Also: How to further endanger people in abusive relationships, brought to you by
chauvinistsushi:meepitperson:Rape isn’t about uncontrollable sexual desire. You only have to listen in on a Call of Duty game to see that. When that kid crows, “I raped you!”, he’s not calling the other guy sexy; he’s saying he defeated him, dominated
trohmen: when your the only emo kid @ the party, btu they ask u to drop the beats
youngblackandvegan: belle-ayitian: Willow & Jaden Smith for Billboard Magazine Protect the smith kids at all costs
hypercarnivores: sixpenceee: Adorable Kid’s Halloween Costume. I obtained these from here, here, here and here. Check out Best Halloween Decorations, Best Halloween Masks and Creepy Make-Up Tutorials. *sighs in spanish*
human-s0uls: mom driving her kid to warped tour
beastworu:weloveshortvideos:when the teacher erase the board and u didn’t finish copying..vine culture has given arise to the hidden talents of everything kids can create within 6 seconds of time. and its art
lemonwhoree: ithotyouknew: Honestly, the Android vs. iPhone debate is so stupid like so what, let people have their phones. It’s so pointless and dumb like yeah one has emojis and one looks like a Fisher Price My First Smartphone for Kids but like,
officialdowney: don’t get arrested kids because you will never look this fucking good for your mugshot
raptorific: FOR KIDS
hijackspace:constable-frozen: Kids Vitamin C i thought those were condom wrappers i was like ok the frozen marketing rly is going to wild lengths
morganperreault:ARE YOU READY KIDS
darecrow: Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though
dali-kid: Look what I picked up in town today !!!
bilboh: one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”
brando-relatable: Only 90’s kids will remember when Orochimaru was Konoha’s main problem.
ri0t-grrl: My biggest fear is that one day my kids will be crying alone to themselves at night and I wont know about it
thevoicecalledcheesecake: I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.
thatdudeemu: ariannuke: thatdudeemu: A black teenager could have a 200 IQ and find the cure for cancer and white people will still say affirmative action is the reason why they got into college A white kid could have a 200 IQ and discover the cure
kahlo-kid: art class was outside today. 🎨 ig: kahlokid 🌟
flxwerrr: this is mad intense im not even kidding
nicolasiscaged: [12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta
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