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korrakun: my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
slaughter-in-the-vatican: coffinrot: Fuck those kids you know how people say “i’d kill for that” when talking about something they really want? i wouldn’t kill for this i would fucking destroy entire nations for this
vincereauimori: mrsmelchiorgabor: the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster. some kids are actually gonna
swolizard: Kids fucking up spelling is one reason why I want to have children one day
wrackspurtsandnarglesandluna: halalbacon: College kids be like Ok, guys, so literally my friend goes to college in the middle of a city, and she told me that the upperclassmen tell all the freshmen “Don’t be afraid to be hit by a car, because then
purasvidas: sanchezita: Tiny Cities Made of Ashes ARE YOU KIDDING
”When I was a kid, you know the thing that the drummer sits on,it’s a stool,it’s a small chair. But they don’t call it the stool or chair,they call it the throne. I could never figure that out until I met Matt Cameron and I was like ‘Oh I get
ggaga: when kids show u their drawings
internetsgreatesthits: do well in school kids, because if you do you might become an astronaut and get to leave the god-forsaken shitscape of earth for good
thisiseverydayracism: tinalikesbutts: Fucking kids care more about each other than we do This is what hope looks like.
internetgirll: being born in the 90s is really weird and cool because we were the first generation to be introduced to technology but we still had a childhood playing outside on our bicycles like my whole street used to be filled with kids doing kart
osamah: what the fuckc was spy kids anyway
officialbrostrider: helenaphan: officialbrostrider: i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.” two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out did
this-tea-tastes-like-sleep: classyhats: digg: This is what fireworks look like in the day time. why doesn’t this have more notes holy shit Are you fucking kidding
fuckblink182: callingallcaptainsband: This is the album that turned so many of us into pop punk kids this is the album that changed the world
urbanoutcritters: i’m gonna be the chillest parent ever when it comes to my kid’s clothes u wanna wear band tshirts and red lipstick? hell yeah. u wanna wear floral skirts and hockey jerseys? cool man, if that’s what u want. you wanna wear fedoras
gothhabibti: why would you make fun of someone’s ethnic name when there’s probably a white person that’s named their kid kale
avatardsherlockian: killjoysandcastiel: colesun: sheetofsound: ghoulishghosty: also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed
fadedghost: me in 25 years: gather around kids, let me tell you about the time a James Franco and Seth Rogen movie started World War Three.
lmaoalien: tripleayebitch: rararachelmarie: voguedorito: every time i fall asleep my brother steals my laptop and somehow logs on and takes pictures on my webcam. Give that kid a medal. This is probably the best thing I’ve seen on here
cyberneticmeows: Afterlife Goals: To have Goth kids pose on my grave.
cybergirlz: ANGELINA JOLIE AS A TEENAGER ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
the-sarcastic-robot: drugs-in-ur-coffee: selfish-cunts: dqdbpb: angelina jolie’s daughter and gwen stefani’s son both so cute Parenting done right ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass.
thestarbandit: My brother came to me and said “What would you do if I was bisexual?” And I said “I’d laugh because that means our homophobic parents had TWO queer kids.” And thats story of how me and my brother came out to each other
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hazeldeeznuts: snerkflerks: sleeping-horizontally: holdingmythoughtsinmyheart: what a beautiful person And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s
familyfriendlyurl: let me in ur friend group ill be that weird kid who occasionally says funny stuff and who nobody actually likes
weloveshortvideos: That kid’s a natural
minteh: “Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?” I look up and smile “ Yes it is” Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities
a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?
neverlaur: neverlaur: bowlingforwhoop: neverlaur: So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened. they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change Oh, they were. Jake: You’ve got to be kidding
gallopingtormaunt: lucithor: Hey, adults of the world How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety
I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back
thriftstorewarfare: A moment of silence for all of the impressionable people who are going to be grossly misinformed about BDSM due to the impending abomination that is the 50 Shades of Grey movie. Say it with me kids Christian Grey is not a Dom.
save-spock-and-roll: getting paired with the lazy kid on a group project
taliabobalia: you know how we’re like “lol let’s make our kids think we survived a zombie apocalypse”? maybe that’s why stonehenge exists. like 1200 years ago some nomadic homies were sitting around a fire eating some lizard and twigs &
is this even a kid show
huffingtonpost: Weird kids can go on to great things together. Congrats Nirvana on your Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction.
youlovetheboy: weea-babe: stvpidfvckingaliens: hey kids got any apples? shit god
lifehackable: I want this when I have kids.
mikeyfrickingway: thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: alright kid this next one’s called hot potato now i wanna see you FUCKING KILL SOMEONE #thingsmorepunkrockthan5sos
seabelle: I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch
thenoodlebooty: launts: katkinkat: i swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9??? and by the end of the year their kid is somehow like 5 years old SERIOUSLY THO
megachikorita: some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot
laughhard: Whenever I go to parties at big fancy houses, I origami the TP so other guests are like “Are you f-ing kidding me?”
thedoctor-winchester: missymalice: poopjokesanonymous: I don’t even know what inspired me to write this but I was spot on when i used to play barbies with my best friend as a kid, her barbies would always get married to ken and then she’d have
greelin: cyberuser: i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
fartgallery: kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person
sad-memes: illumise: If the toys in Toy Story died the kids would keep playing with them like normal, but the other toys would be playing with their dead friend. what the hell
therapydinosaur:perks of being the “shy” kid in class: you hear some REALLY good gossip. and i think the reason for that is because since youre so quiet and all that people will think you are innocent and not listening. oh but im listening. im listening
drwhoconfusesme:So this kid fell asleep during class and he’s still there after school so we decided to play a prank on him
Remember the internet when we were kids?
Better get your kids vaccinated so they don't catch
youstartedafire: kids-and-their-falling-boys:cool-narcissist: corporatevagina: pipedreamexplosion: emmatavasci: fucktheflagandfuckyou: fucktheflagandfuckyou: Say those three words and I’m yours I hate capitalism Fuck the police Abolish wage
feathered-dragoness: dragonofenergie: “Why do you flinch so hard?” Maybe there was a time when someone wasn’t kidding when they swung at me. yup. right up there with “why do you get so panicky when people raise their voice?” males
yelyahwilliams:superior-homosexual: solluxander: is that the i smell like beef kid I LOOKED IT UP AND IT FRICKING IS IM A GRANDMOTHA
candycrushruinedmylife: i’m scared to have kids like what if they’re not punk rock?????????????
an-american-anglophile:grubbsgrady:dragoons:ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING MEUSE THE FUCKING PROPER PRONOUNS.The magazine specifically says “Transitioning Male to Female” but they continue to say “how HIS family is supporting him” and “HE is finally
hopsjollyhigh:My sister’s school has a little awards ceremony for the theatre kids and a category is “best villain in a musical” and AIDS from rent won so they had to redo the vote
