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grandpaq: localstarboy:Black moms just know when their kids are up to no good They just know šš
mariocarey: i just saw an Asian woman saying to her kid at target āI am mommy. without me you are nothingā
hipstaa-pleazz: heavyxhand: xviolenceagainstviolencex: peanuhbutta: pleatedjeans: So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, āThis
pokemown: thebatglare: tumblingondown: Fucking kids. why the fuck was she holding the bowl like that in the first place? what about the girl next to her she just threw the popcorn on herself
whorville: Say no to kids, drugs
team-joebama: fuzzy-purple-lights: team-joebama: i just watched this five times in a row The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obamaās voice I shit you not.
br0lan: my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldnāt take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the
babeimgonnaleaveu: āIf I ever really felt depressed, I would just start putting on all my old records that I played as a kid, because the whole thing that really lifted me then still lifted me during those other times. It was good medicine for me,
batteur-senpai: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: calliedope: hot topic has some cool stuff but its embarrassing just walking in that store tbh thank you so much for putting this into wordsĀ Walk into hot topic like what up im not a scene kid
hiatus-is-killing-me: jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend: a tEENAGER???ā¦ withPOLITCIAL OPINIONS?? noā¦ politics for adults. this not affect you. go sit at kids table (5 min later) this new generation of teenagers doesnāt care about anything besides
angsty-crumpet-pete: tbh i dont want to get married or have kids i just wanna live alone in the woods and write and paint a lot
nirvananews: Interviewer: “Does that sum up Nirvanaās whole philosophy about the band - donāt think about it, just do it?”Krist Novoselic: “Iāve always really liked music, ever since I was a kid. I was really in love with certain
anti-keiara: depressednmoderatelywelldressed: afro-dominicano: humansofcolor: angrywocunited: This is so sad. :( so youngā¦.Call me sensitive, but watching things like this makes me tear up. I used to be like this. baby no :( “Kids donāt
trashrabbits: *white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!
vernondaviscrying: I love my history class because this one kid just talks about the illuminati and how Obama is a reptilian every day and my teacher is like true
wonderwomansbootycall: yourāblogāsucks: They really need to regulate womenās clothing sizes because they seriously make no fucking sense. Iām not even fucking kidding. Someone needs to fucking do something about this shit. If youāre a dude
happy-blood: “Does that sum up Nirvanaās whole philosophy about the band - donāt think about it, just do it?” Krist Novoselic: “Iāve always really liked music, ever since I was a kid. I was really in love with certain bands and
herocom89: superbrybread: remember kids: use google for five fucking seconds before you propagate social commentary No, this is the real Jesus.
grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said parent, and then I say āhey, this
rihannafenty: When I was trying to come up with a stage name, I thought āLordā was super rad, but really masculineāever since I was a little kid, I have been really into royals and aristocracy. So to make Lord more feminine, I just put an āeā
caraknightley: shoutout to 90ās kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason
peaceloveandbrittana: toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids
jmma-simmons: Pros of an 8 AM class: - I get to see the sunrise - making the most of my day? - who am I kidding - there are no pros - I am so tired - I canāt feel my face - somebody help me
sixfigs:sixfigs:i just heard my brother race up the stairs and tell my sister āguess what kids bop didā in a really frustrated tone apparently they changed the line in Uptown Funk from āfill my cup, put some liquor in itā to āput some water
alice-rabbit:eyebrowgod:eyebrowgod:a 90ās kid? donāt you mean sad adult?70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselvesThere is nothing to defend
shialablunt:this movie is the biggest inspiration ever since i found out it was just some college kids that made it on their own without a studio and stuff and it made millions of dollars and that stuff keeps me goin
sixfigs:sixfigs:i just heard my brother race up the stairs and tell my sister āguess what kids bop didā in a really frustrated toneapparently they changed the line in Uptown Funk from āfill my cup, put some liquor in itā to āput some water in
badmotorfinger:IāM JUST LAUGHIGN BECAUSE HIS FUCKING KID LOOKS SO FUCKING PISSED OFF OMFG baby chris: dad u fucker wont let me on theboard wtf chris: shut up lil bitch
babymarxist:this guy i used to be friends with as a kid friended me on facebook today and heās just as cool as i remember
surprisebitch: this was so annoying honestly, how was courage so patient. when i was watching this as a kid, i just wanted to shove that macaroni and cheese right on her face. like hOW ABOUT COOK IT YOURSELFYOU FUCKIBFNFJFJ
cljavjr: liamdryden: fizzylimon: imericschneider: kyliesparks27: pikatru: trashrabbits: *white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah
jaydogon525:Just a few very adult jokes in kid shows
taco-bell-rey: I just put a Brooke Candy song over a kids bop video and Iām dying
broughttoyoubytheletterq: when im a parent i wonāt take my kidās electronics when they get in trouble iāll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out
shagmestyles: In grade 3 people used to bully me and call me donkey because apparently I looked like one and I would always reply with āDonkeys are cute therefore iām cute!ā And one day this kid was like, ā No donkeys are ugly creatures that
tangarang: a bunch of kids are playing out side my house and they have a really intense story going on and i just heard a 6 year old say, panting, in pretend agonyĀ āI should have killed you when i had the chanceāĀ
arcaninetails: breakfast for dinner is fun when youāre a kid but when youāre an adult itās just like āyo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaninglessā
scundered:some kid just skateboarded down my street crying
rootbeersweetheart: āHaving fat characters will make kids unhealthy.āĀ So weāre just going to ignore how multiple case studies have shown that seeing nothing but thin characters can damage a childās body image or is that not important enough?
drankinwatahmelin: supersamurai91: bootyhoekage: six9oddess: bootyhoekage: bumbarbie: blackfairypresident: xaji: Why do people give blwojobs while theyāre pregnant like your kid is gonna digest that disgusting im just sittin here trying to
buckywinchesters: were u ever that asshole kid who didnt wait for their friend to properly get off the slide first before u went down so u ended up just smacking into themā¦
ruinedchildhood: wow he sure is hungry no no thatās just the way all kids eat cereal these days ā face first iām hip
fassbender-mcavoyobsessed: charliebravowhiskey: I hate you all. No, just kidding. Ā ;) I had no idea what I was getting into. Ā I na poczÄ tku uważaÅam ten serwis za gĆ³wno. PrzyznajÄ siÄ.
dailychrisevans: Do you have any phobias? Stupid questions. No, sorry, Iām just kidding. Crowds, you know, talking in front of big crowds, which I guess is strange because Iām an actor, but when youāre giving a speech by yourself itās just terrifying.
wow he sure is hungry no no thatās just the way all kids eat cereal these days ā face first iām hip
bogleech:graveāaccent:bogleech: Misconceptions and misinformation always bothered me so badly even as a kid, no matter what they were, I absolutely could not stand to catch someone thinking something untrue or distorted without them being challenged
gayharshnoise: no offense but i just saw a fundraiser for a dog to get chemo that got in a week but i know homeless trans women struggling to get enough to eat and gay kids running away from abuse and sex workers trying to evade police brutality
iwritesinsnotfanfiction: wow he sure is hungry no no thatās just they way all kids eat cereal these days ā face first iām hip
iwritesinsnotfanfiction: wow he sure is hungry no no thatās just the way all kids eat cereal these days ā face first iām hip
christmascrayonwillow: candycreme: do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and youāre like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now #shout
