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“I still think you’re going too far with this bet thing, but I stick to my word. Just remember, you might be able to get me to do your bidding for another two hours, but after that you’re just my stupid kid brother again and I’m
July 2003Moment in her little blue sun dress. Again, her boobs no longer fit in it. We took these at a park just down the street from our house after a night away from the kids.
lucky-33: July 2003 Moment in her little blue sun dress. Again, her boobs no longer fit in it. We took these at a park just down the street from our house after a night away from the kids.
askpalette-swap: Yes, and it was AWFUL! I’ll never leave you again, taily wailykins~ I know just how you feel Palette, I don’t know what I would do without my tail T.T
otakuchan449 More like how would he react to meeting Jeanbo?? The poor boy gets picked on a lot because of his freckles so he was a quiet kid. Jeanbo on the other hand…well
someclevermoniker: buzzfeed: This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days. “how will we explain homosexuality to our children” I think maybe they should explain it to you
hipstaa-pleazz: heavyxhand: xviolenceagainstviolencex: peanuhbutta: pleatedjeans: So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This
think-thank-thunk: Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around
the-sleepy-daniel: magical-awesome-kid: ketsurui14: hollylu-ships-it: thenoodlebooty: luigigrivera: i can’t stop laughting This was an adventure lmao! I fucking died No sound needed just watch it through. No you need the sound tho, they
drakesquad: tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
odlaws: no im not making a one sided romance with dracula and an early 1960’s surfer kid no i didnt just draw the kid describing the sunset to him..
erejearmin: i’m kinda laughing tho like eren’s like ‘armin’s always been good at making up gloomy makeshift manuvers’ like i’m just imaging them as kids trying to do something like swim in the resevoirs where no swimming is allowed and eren’s
tooquirkytolose: ok but did every kid have a certain historical time period that they were REALLY into?? like I was super into the california gold rush when I was 9 for no reason
awonderfulidiot:lususlayer: xhonk: thebloggerbloggerfun:A friend of mine just posted this on facebook. The Junior’s section. This shit is being advertised and romanticized to young, impressionable, girls. I have had it with this book. No NO
hotboyproblems: if you ever feel bad about your social life just remember when we first moved into my house it took my neighbours 4 months to realise my mum and dad had two kids (my brother and i) because i was always in my room
isaacoscar: You completed my mission… And you saved my jacket. Oh, sorry—here. No, no. Just kidding. You keep it. It suits you. x
someone just posted a message on an old RPG egroup I moderated when I was a kid (I joined it in 2002) that hasn’t had a non-spam message in over 10 years (and no messages at all in 5 years). If I had any interest in RPing these days I’d reply to them,
posteriorpeasantpresents:kneworder:NO ONE IS DOING IT LIKE DEGRASSI
thedivascartoonist replied to your photo: wow, this looks INVITING!!!! I just spent like 15… I’M GONNA TAKE IT FROM YOU (just kidding, but yeah cool sheets.) OH NO YOUR NOT :D
andoostuff: SWEET PUMPKIN Every kid around the town knows exactly what he wants to do in Halloween, going to plaque number 000_R.PUMPKIN a house with no roof no wall no floor… nothing just an empty door frame and a bell on it middle of a empty space
iwritesinsnotfanfiction: wow he sure is hungry no no that’s just they way all kids eat cereal these days — face first i’m hip
harryedward: i just spoke to a 4 year old who has a phone. a real working phone. with data and everything. who she gon call? elmo aint got minutes Kids in kindergarten got whole iPhones, shit is wild
fellow-traveller: Nothing really special. I just wanted to draw Nile and his kids (can’t draw the third one, because he/she is on the way??) having a good time. Sort of. The kids’ appearance are purely headcanon; unless informed by Isayama, I would
demonhunting: officialannakendrick: could you please put your crying kid on vibrate I CANT STOP LAUGHING BC I JUST IMAGINE THIS KID SCREAMING ANDTHE MOM PULLS A REMOTE OUT OF HER MOM-BAG AND PRESSES A BUTTON AND THE CHILD JUST STARTS TO VIOLENTLY SHAKE
paracosmicmisanthropy: floacist: caraknightley: shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason and shout out to the 90’s babies who desperately want to be 90s kids shoutout to 90s babies who are actually early 2000s kids
cashcutie: that girl u just called fat? she’s eatin some good fuckin food that boy u laughed at for fallin asleep in class? he was up all night watching hentai those kids who wear big dorky glasses? they don’t even need them wtf those kids who never
freackthehopeful: webshooters: rpdofficer: weegboi: grumpy old man godzilla looks up from his gardening to yell at some kids “HEY YOU KIDS, THAT’S PUBLIC PROPERTY, STOP MESSING WITH THAT” Grumpy Old Man Godzilla is the best forever
pomfette: i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound
vayena: my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague
rubynrags: rubynrags: eaglebones-falconhawk: Crash is always a kid in his flashbacks Excuse you Crash is always a kid Oh, hey. I’m on my own dashboard. Sweet.
mdthwomp: Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because
eridonkidonk: officialdaddyegbert: blobeggs: boxlunches: blobeggs: Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school Does he talk he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” what
motionless-silence: send this to your crush. Just.. just do it This kid literally has the greatest voice i have ever heard oh my god
scruffyfrank: fall out boy makes music for the kids that no one believes in my chemical romance made music for the kids that didn’t believe in themselves
dogsihavepet: Angie is a therapy dog who comes into the library and lets kids read to her so that kids who are struggling with reading can gain confidence. Every time I’ve seen her in the library she’s always wagging her tail for the kids and is
bettyfelon: wholegrainlofat: dkthingsetc: This just happened in Davis Square station: this cop was following a black kid and when the kid (who did nothing), asked him why, he said “what, are you gonna say ‘hands up don’t shoot’?” Please spread
datsmycraic: 321redlightt: muppetmayhem: Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted. my heart exploded only reason I’d ever want kids
legalmeth: addolorare: clowhd: correctly: talulah: asvprock: Coolest kid on the block First of them to die too No actually she wasn’t smoking, her mother was a photographer and she loved to photograph kids with adult objects to see how people
mychemical-christmas: Stop parents from emotionally manipulating their kids by saying things like “i buy your food and put clothes on your back” like you were the one who chose to have a kid shut ur fucking mouth
official-nepeta: colorfullyfuckedazazel: wifikings: nvxus: wifikings: What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream? Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when
sixpenceee:Here are some more of the creepiest things kids have said. I have a few more posts like this on my blog. Here they are.Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 1Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 2Kid’s Imaginary Friends
infectious-lovebites:ramennewdleslove:pyosmom:me: *hangs out w/ little kids and tries 2 teach them self love and feminist ideas* Isn’t that called brainwashing Please stop brainwashing kids to love themselves and treat people equally good god
zubat: “Once a scene kid, always a scene kid.”
thisiselliz: kids: Daddy future me: dont call me that kids: why not dad? future me: tumblr fucked that up for y’all
amelia-laelia: Does anyone remember the commercials where the kids asked for ravioli and their parents said no so the kid put it back but then the can threw itself off the shelf and rolled its way to the kids house and the mom was so accepting of it when
kepral:their-whistle-god:• protect religious lgbtq kids who are told they “have to choose”.• protect religious lgbtq kids who are told that their god can’t accept them as they are.• protect religious lgbtq kids who are disowned by their families
depresseddisneyprincess: Note to parents:Don’t take away your kids electronics if they are suicidalDon’t take away your kids electronics if they are depressedDon’t take away your kids electronics if they self harmDon’t isolate your kids if they
every school has a Suit Kid that one kid that wears fancy formal clothing every day for no apparent reason
askdatcosplayer:HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIEdilapidatedragamuffin:Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVERFirst we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY? Later
itmegracyb: here’s to the kids who’s parents are nasty and abusive in private but in public are wonderful outstanding people who are important to the community. here’s to the kids who no one will believe when they say “I’m being abused”.
skerples:female-anti-feminist:foxysmoulder:but really guystampons/pads marketed to young kids who just started getting their periodsshould be a thingwrappers with dinosaurs and planets and glitter and cats and sea creatures make kids feel comfortable
sixpenceee:Some more of the creepiest thing said by kids. I have more collages on my blog. Here they are:Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 1Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 2Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 3Kid’s Imaginary Friends
glitch-boy:support feminine trans boyssupport masculine trans girlssupport non-binary kids that aren’t androgynoussupport trans kids who dont fit the typical stereotype
discobloodbathboogiefever: This was my favorite commercial as a kid I’m pretty certain this is just Alice being a dad like no acting involved.
cassiarph: Quick question Why is it that when white families have 19 kids they’re seen as ‘inspirational’ but when hispanic and black families have more than 3 kids they ‘need to close their legs’ jw
captioned-vines: {It doesn’t exist kids}Black sock: “ Hey kids! I’m Billy the Sock, and today, I’ll be teaching you about racism!”White sock: “ What about reverse racism?”Black sock: “ But like, I was saying- “
ciggawet: see Rugrats was proof that white people have no control over their kids. they just let them kids run all over the place eating dog food and taking the baby t therapy when he drew on the wall with crayons. You saw how Susie and her peoples never
tester1001me: Yes, honey. Yes Dear. No Dear. What dear?“oh, that noise? Oh, I’m just sucking on your best friend’s cock. He has a really nice cock and it taste so good. I’m just kidding, I just wanted to tease you a little. I’m here with my
krxs10: for all the ignorant ass people that say it’s just one kid these are the people who have died since the incident with Mike Brown. let me repeat that. with the exception of one THESE HAVE ALL HAPPENED WITHIN THE LAST 4 MONTHS
beardqueer: shaelaaab: princessfailureee: just-shower-thoughts: Today is the last day of 2017. Everyone born in the 1990’s are now adults, there are no more 90’s kids. this was painful to read :( Wow now the true “only 90s kids remember”
