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localstarboy: Black moms just know when their kids are up to no good
localstarboy: Black moms just know when their kids are up to no good I think they have a antenna on they head that sends them a signal right before we do some dumb shit. ššš
horny4blood: tony-the-turtle: really fucking sucks being that kid in class no one wants to work in pairs with and then youāre forced to just sit there alone acting like itĀ doesnātĀ bother you at all i hate them all so it reallyĀ doesnātĀ bother
jaclcfrost: october is a great month because i can buy a frickton of candy and no one will question it. theyāll just be like āoh youāre stocking up on candy to give out to kids on halloween how sweetā because that seems like the obvious answer.
suckerforthemlovelygirls:I am a white woman. I have no idea what it feels like to deal with racism. I donāt know what itās like to be a black man who canāt find a decent job or a kid thatgets bullied just for their skin colour. I never had to deal
apersnicketylemon: confuesedmortal: Can we just talk about how this kid puts every pro choice argument Iāve ever heard to shame? LMAO NO SHE REALLY DOESNāT Hereās why 1. A fetus is not sentient or aware and doesnāt care about whether it gets
cuck-me: Oh Shit you werenāt kidding. This feels so much better with out a rubber! I told you. Just wait till you cum in my hole. Thereās no way Iām not tighter, firmer and canāt be fucked harder than your boyfriend. Oh speaking on him. I think
jemthecrystalgem: destielpasta: herhmione: no offense but fuck adults who are like āyou kids never just go outside and play anymoreā where the hell in my schedule of going to school for 7 hours, coming home and doing 3ish hours of homework, going
officialunitedstates: i was in a meeting today at 4:20 and at 4:18 and 4:19 a bunch of kids left the room and i was just like what do you guys think youāre doing haha?Ā Ā i made this stupid post up. the meeting parts real but no one left.Ā itās
groundergirlfriends: just-shower-thoughts: 2017 is the last year anyone born in the 90s will be under 18. After this, there will be no more 90s kids. the age of the stressed 90ās adult is finally dawning
artemisizumi: herocom89: superbrybread: remember kids: use google for five fucking seconds before you propagate social commentary No, this is the real Jesus. I just fucking spit out my juice Iām covered in juice now thanks to that fucking picture
discobloodbathboogiefever: This was my favorite commercial as a kidĀ Iām pretty certain this is just Alice being a dad like no acting involved.
becuzbacon: death-by-lulz: captawesomesauce: I dunnoā¦ I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and Iām not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick
savingcastiel: dbriere: gurrenlogon: LITERALLY JUST PASSED BATMAN No oneās above the law Not even Batman This is where I live [dang Maryland Montgomery Co. Pigs]! He comes to my job at Georgetown University Hospital for the kids!
wehaventlocatedusyet: āA family can be 10 dads ā¦. Thatās it, just 10 dads with no kids.ā
chris73312: saddestblogger: saddestblogger: ātheyāre just little kids let them win at mario ka-ā me: āitās not fai-ā me: @debbieecakees @leon-fierce No one is safe
heavenlydaydreams: kinkydaydreams:okay but this butt plug turned me on so much i just used four fingers on myself with no warm upā¦ this is revolutionary not kidding
1143goodz: my favorit type of girl to fuck is ones with a kid and a husband your mom just happend to fit theĀ description so no im not sorry that i fucked your mom i might even do itĀ againĀ Ā
familyfun69: We had just moved here, no one knew we were related. So we decided to have some fun on the bus. Now we are the most popular kids in school
enchantedxrose: When I was a kid, it always used to infuriate me duringĀ āSomething Thereā when Chip keeps asking the adults what theyāre talking about, and no one will tell him. I couldnāt understand why Mrs. Potts couldnāt just explain that
frostkieran: romanoitalia: scarlet-perfection: amandarandomz: IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW THIS FUCKING SQUIRREL AND LEVI ARE VOICED BY THE SAME PERSON omg are you fucking kidding with ME Well theyāre the same size did you just
viria: I see literally zero reason why I should not draw Ishida and Nishimiya hugging, these kids deserve it;__; They both should learn how to love themselves. if you donāt know what true pain feels like yet, just read Koe no Katachi. If you do know,
I’d kill myself if I was pregnant or having a kid now. I have more I want to do. Lol. Just no. Can’t even..
domnator2:As if this helps. Still, here goes: Thank you to my 20,000 followers, but if you are not 18, come on, kid, beat it. No, not like that. Scram. Get lost. Fuck off. Whatever you understand, just stop following me. There. You happy, tumblr?
think-thank-thunk: Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DONāT FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Donāt mess with Ouija Boards, donāt talk to no dead people, donāt fuck with demons, donāt summon shit, donāt dick
wantlikeaforestfire: just a little love for my friend, becircen, who deserves to be reblogged instead of having her body being posted with no credit. hereās the thing, kids. itās the internet, sometimes you find things that you like and you donāt
u-okay-no-srsly: cocacolanightowl: calzonarizzles: I HAVE TO DO A PROJECT ON AUSTRIA AND I JUST DID THE WHOLE FUCKING THING ON AUSTRALIAĀ It looks like your grade is going ā¦ā¦ down under ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
it-is-what-it-isnt: imnotdeadyet13: westbor0baptistchurch: Prepare yourself for the most excruciating 3 minutes and 18 seconds of your life. O.O wtf did i just watch your future kids I died.i died inside.please god no.
captawesomesauce: I dunnoā¦ I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and Iām not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after
ittakesalltypes: My buddy āBeer Can Mike.ā He and his wife only had one kid. I figure itās cuz that beer can cock of his tore her vag open so wide no fertilized egg can stay in there anymore. They just all fall out!
niggaimdeadass: empressmo: theinnocenceleft: xthelilmermaid: Just For Me Perm .. The little girl on the box hasnāt changed in ā¦ never. Sheās probably in her 30ās with four kids by now. #JustForMe #Perm #Relaxer and has no hairĀ
lesbian-love-addiction: Kid: Mommy, does Barbie come with Ken? Mom: No Barbie comes with Stacey. She just fakes it with Ken. š
yaoiandyurilover: russianmaple: thebubblineblog: macaroni-and-cheesus: NO BUT SERIOUSLY HOW ISNāT THIS CANON ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I MEAN ITS JUST SO OBVIOUS This. Fun Fact:The writers of Adventure Time actually planned on
leliiiito: just-shower-thoughts: After 2017 there will be no more 90s kids because they will all be adults Ī£ĪŗĪ¬ĻĪµ ĻĪŗĪ¬ĻĪµ ĻĪŗĪ¬ĻĪµ ĻĪŗĪ±ĻĪµĪµ
so i just got a really sketch job and i have no idea what i’m gonna do or what i even have to do omg ugh ugh ugh like this will be the death of me. i have to entertain and teach 10 pre school kids for 2.25 hours 3 days a week. by myself. HOWĀ
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