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teaforyourginaa: undergravity: airoe: why is broccoli seen as this universally hated vegetable. broccoli is delicious bc suburban families all over the world literally just steam/microwave their vegetables and serve them plain to their kids. No wonder
sourcedumal: the-real-eye-to-see: Nine-year-old Brendan O’Brien loves theater, so when he had to choose an icon to honor for a Black History Month project at school, the decision was a no-brainer. Look at this kid! He is so brave not just to put
u-okay-no-srsly: cocacolanightowl: calzonarizzles: I HAVE TO DO A PROJECT ON AUSTRIA AND I JUST DID THE WHOLE FUCKING THING ON AUSTRALIA It looks like your grade is going …… down under ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
think-thank-thunk: Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick
twowhovianhearts: miss-digune: twowhovianhearts: tony-the-turtle: really fucking sucks being that kid in class no one wants to work in pairs with and then you’re forced to just sit there alone acting like it doesn’t bother you at all This happens
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What’s even more impressive about this is that my mother thought up that analogy on the spot. (Yes, I know I was a rather morbid little kid!) Remember, this doesn’t just go for families; no matter who you are, you’ll leave those holes
thatfunnyblog: the kid who volunteers to read and can’t pronounce 90% of the words. Funny Stuff you like? Um… no? A lot of people like this KNOW that they don’t read very well, which is WHY they volunteer. They’re just trying to
captawesomesauce: I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after
tony-the-turtle: really fucking sucks being that kid in class no one wants to work in pairs with and then you’re forced to just sit there alone acting like it doesn’t bother you at all
shamisen-says-meow: 37roses: loungezombie: apersnicketylemon: confuesedmortal: Can we just talk about how this kid puts every pro choice argument I’ve ever heard to shame? LMAO NO SHE REALLY DOESN’T Here’s why 1. A fetus is not sentient or
mypocketshurt90:intelligencehavingfun:Hatstalls, from JKR via PottermoreOkay but the Hat was just like, “Sure kid whatever” when Harry requested against Slytherin. What kind of conversation was this?NO NEVILLE I CAN’T DO THAT YOU HAVE THE HEART
frightzoned: Anyway someone just called the store and asked “is this the Krusty Krab” and I of course said “no this is Patrick” because they were maybe ten years old and I heard like 5 kids start laughing like they were going to pass out. The
alittlecheesy: youjokebut: gamer: did you play this game as a kid me: no gamer: i must be way older than u me: actually i was just poor Thank you for this
37roses: loungezombie: apersnicketylemon: confuesedmortal: Can we just talk about how this kid puts every pro choice argument I’ve ever heard to shame? LMAO NO SHE REALLY DOESN’T Here’s why 1. A fetus is not sentient or aware and doesn’t
micdotcom: This woman just nailed the reason to never ask when someone is having kids Even though it’s 2015, the question of “So when are ya havin’ babies?” is still the No. 1 most annoying conversation starter. This Facebook post and the
redsatinsheets:no shade but whenever i hear a middle aged person say “back in my day it was called parenting!!!! but now they wanna call it child abuse!!!!!” im just like???? sorry you cant beat your kids in peace anymore but go die
bbc4kandy: sgtjones:And here she is again im in love xx Bitch , no kidding she just got the tits I wish I had muah
passedout-drunk: My neighbor kid, who’s actually the paperboy, just came over for a little weed and it ended up turning into a long blowjob and him shooting his load off down my throat 👅❗️No it looks like he’s having a little hard time letting
l0l-bsaephanh: I wish I was a little kid again. That way, I wouldn’t have to worry about anything and I could just have fun and be happy. Nothing got in the way, there was no drama, nothing bad.
boku-no-meme-academia: the mic one is based off the 3rd bnha light novel, in which the kids were terrified of a ‘ghost girl’ wandering the halls, but it was actually just mic with his hair down anyways please follow me on twitter im trying to be
destielpasta: herhmione: no offense but fuck adults who are like ‘you kids never just go outside and play anymore’ where the hell in my schedule of going to school for 7 hours, coming home and doing 3ish hours of homework, going to extracurriculars,
pfdiva: fwips: captawesomesauce: I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats
waveitaway: where are the ugly queer kids?i don’t understandyou’re all so attractiveand i’m just over herewearing the same jeansfor the third day in a rowwith no makeup on Hey I’m here
I really think there is no way for me to be happy with my current family, and that really hurts. Ever since I was a kid I’ve known. I can see it in pictures of me where I’m the only one not smiling or I am trying to and my eyes just look so
facts-i-just-made-up: Remember the kid who says “There is no spoon” in Matrix? This is him today. Feeling old yet?
bostonfunguy33: Finally set a good camera angle 4 u guys. Wife and I have no kids but have 2 dogs so I asked her what she wanted for Mother’s Day….she just smiled and said your ass Brian…feel like I got the gift:) Anyone in New Hampshire &
zemedelphos: katara: It’s so weird how people are going around saying “Oh MYGOD I’m gOnna hate this halloween becausE LITTLE fucking kiDs are going to D R E S S U P as fortNITE skins and do those FUCKING dances” It’s just like, Oh no,
homemadedarkmark: tedthedragonfly: deathbyboner: I live a Band appreciation life. Seriously. Those kids put up with so much crap. At the beck and call of New Directions whenever. And no one ever praises the band when the numbers are done, so they just
stepup2006-deactivated20200610: “I was here 15 years ago or something, and I had no idea what I was doing. I was sitting out here in front of you all, really just a kid, and I went out and I never thought that I would be back here, and I am because
apathbacktoyou:pleasebekindrewind:u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens’ cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now
jaxblade07: I like Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex….BUT FUCK THIS SCENE This kid….has no idea about the rare chance he just passed up -_-. When he grows up a bit, he’s gonna be PISSED Like I am That Dumb mofo I wanna slap him so Hard Wasting
yaoiandyurilover: russianmaple: thebubblineblog: macaroni-and-cheesus: NO BUT SERIOUSLY HOW ISN’T THIS CANON ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I MEAN ITS JUST SO OBVIOUS This. Fun Fact:The writers of Adventure Time actually planned on
peacehon: did any other lil queer kids used to sing this & cry? no? just me? ok
ravengettingfit-ohshit: No one stood up for her?…ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???!!! Since when did being a DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEING go out of the window!!?? I honestly cannot see how someone can just sit there and let that go on and not speak up!!!
groundergirlfriends: just-shower-thoughts: 2017 is the last year anyone born in the 90s will be under 18. After this, there will be no more 90s kids. the age of the stressed 90’s adult is finally dawning
leadhooves: ayoaprell:bound4greatness:chrismantheflare:jaydogon525: Just a few very adult jokes in kid shows CHILDHOOD RUINED NIGGA NO I WASN’T READY!!!!!!!!! Wtf Dr. Bendova HOLY SHIT HELGA’S THO
smartass-telepath: jw-northstar: cutenessradar: Kid - Ohh no my balloonCat - Don’t worry I got this just give me a momentCat - Here’s your balloon kidKid - Thank you kitty, Now follow me What a good kitty WHAT A GOOD KITTY OH GOSH
adventuresoutsidethegenderbinary:There’s no universal trans experience. Just because you don’t feel a certain way or didn’t do a certain thing as a kid doesn’t mean that you’re not trans. There are as many ways to be trans
c3po: real-life-chibi: secretlyspookybread: localstarboy: i just laughed for 15 minutes straight MOOD a KNIFE NO this kids been watching steven universe
yzarro: fruitsoftheape100: theo-the-charismatic: fruitsoftheape100: Happy Birthday whose birthday is it Jesus Christ Kid… No need to take the lord’s name in vain, Elmer. We just want to know whose birthday it is.
7842758406546745643087-deactiva:being a kid watching the spongebob movie and having no knowledge of why david hasselhoff would make a cameo in that film, nor who he is in general, and just radically accepting the fact that spongebob and patrick were saved
astupidfaggotcuntdoeswhatitstold: SINCE HIS WIFE DIED HE JUST SAW THE KID AS AN OBJECT - HE EVEN TOOK HIM TO THE DENTIST TO HAVE ALL HIS TEETH FILED DOWN SO HE COULD BETTER TAKE A SKULL FUCK - THE MAN FELT NO GUILT AND ACTUALLY DID NOT SPEAK TO THE CUNT
famosity14: Dipstick… u can like barely see those stubs of antlers yet…. no bragging just yet, kid Also as promised… Older Dipstick and bonus older Mabel
dynastylnoire: alternativeblkgal: cutenessradar: Kid - Ohh no my balloonCat - Don’t worry I got this just give me a momentCat - Here’s your balloon kidKid - Thank you kitty, Now follow me animals and babies can communicate. 100% 😯
culkinqueen: undergravity: airoe: why is broccoli seen as this universally hated vegetable. broccoli is delicious bc suburban families all over the world literally just steam/microwave their vegetables and serve them plain to their kids. No wonder
rinatan: Lately I’ve been thinking a lot about Sailor Moon’s influence on kids, primarily little girls, and how it reminded us all that no matter what anyone says, we can still be just as strong as anyone else. We can fight for justice using glitter,
russianmaple: thebubblineblog: macaroni-and-cheesus: NO BUT SERIOUSLY HOW ISN’T THIS CANON ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I MEAN ITS JUST SO OBVIOUS This. Fun Fact:The writers of Adventure Time actually planned on making this cannon
ruushes: i know im like a week late to the Team Old jokes i just cant keep up with u kids these days on the internet also, consider: we’re only one granny away from a six-person no-repeats all-senior-citizen-discount-eligible dream team blizzard make
criminals-minds: thor-oughly-amused: hiddlesworth69: bearlywriting: can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i: myleisuretime: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) kids are growing up. They grew eyebrows too Did Agustus Gloop just Nevil Longbottum us?? no,
blaksynagogue: I hope in the future i’m just a great Dad above everything else, i don’t want my kids to ever feel like they can’t talk to me about anything. NO subject should ever be taboo with your family. They’re family for a reason.
