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apathbacktoyou:pleasebekindrewind:u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens’ cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now
vampireapologist: vampireapologist:vampireapologist:wait I have another “scary” story that’s actually just something else inexplicable that was tbh pretty sweet I grew up a theatre kid (shocking no one) and was involved pretty much year-round
6balls:if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD
sar-kalu:chantylay:memewhore:Child: a fucking goat outsidePerson recording: [firmly] it’s just a goatChild: no. [Pause] it’s a fucking goatPerson recording: laughs quietlyOkay but you know that kid picked up “fucking goat” from
tonemonotone: NO BUT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING HAPPY THIS MAKES ME EVER SINCE I WAS A KID ALL IVE WANTED TO DO WAS HUG THIS FUCKING SCIENTIFIC SLAP IN THE FACE OF GOD. JUST HUG HIM AND TELL HIM EVERYTHING WOULD BE O KAY AND NOW FIFTENFUCKING YEARS
merlionboys: So in my ‘if you don’t already know’ section today, we have our hot boy from SGBuddyFitness in the last few photos you see floating around. And no he’s not injured, just being a cheeky boy and kidding you haha. He’s yet another
causticgambler: where the fuck did five nights at freddy’s even come from like i’m not kidding there was no period of learning about this game the whole internet just went from “never heard of it” to “everyone and their mother has played it”
think-thank-thunk: Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick
u-okay-no-srsly:cocacolanightowl:calzonarizzles: I HAVE TO DO A PROJECT ON AUSTRIA AND I JUST DID THE WHOLE FUCKING THING ON AUSTRALIA It looks like your grade is going …… down under ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
manaphy: i know im really no better than the ppl im like blaming here since i collect as well but like it honestly breaks my heart when kids cant get an amiibo of a character they want just because a bunch of 30 year old men (like literally, i have lined
discobloodbathboogiefever: This was my favorite commercial as a kid I’m pretty certain this is just Alice being a dad like no acting involved.
destielpasta: herhmione: no offense but fuck adults who are like ‘you kids never just go outside and play anymore’ where the hell in my schedule of going to school for 7 hours, coming home and doing 3ish hours of homework, going to extracurriculars,
redsatinsheets: no shade but whenever i hear a middle aged person say “back in my day it was called parenting!!!! but now they wanna call it child abuse!!!!!” im just like???? sorry you cant beat your kids in peace anymore but go die
groundergirlfriends: just-shower-thoughts: 2017 is the last year anyone born in the 90s will be under 18. After this, there will be no more 90s kids. the age of the stressed 90’s adult is finally dawning
riskyfam: My husband had no idea that when I would visit my dad I wasn’t just there to see how he was doing. I’m pregnant now and I know it’s my father’s kid inside me. The thrill of knowing that I’m carrying my own sibling in my womb gets
emmafrosticle: So i don’t talk about this show (total drama island) much on here because literally no one talks about it but yeah its hilarious and canadian and gets so much crap past the radar i cant believe its for kids and its just great but yeah
u-okay-no-srsly:cocacolanightowl:calzonarizzles:I HAVE TO DO A PROJECT ON AUSTRIA AND I JUST DID THE WHOLE FUCKING THING ON AUSTRALIA It looks like your grade is going …… down under ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
haidurbby: dear-melina-count-me-in: SANTA DOWN I just can’t anymore No wonder I never got my Casey Jones TMNT action figure when I was a kid. DAMN YOU, FAT FUCK!!
adamusprime: beepboopamylyn: adamusprime: wait how the hell is april almost over already it just started like yesterday its only march 25th for me O.o nnno no it’s not wait how the hell did 2012 start its still 1995 for me 90’s kid for life
super-who-lockian: think-thank-thunk: Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon
luvmyhotwife25: Just got a hot tub this weekend! Finally got a chance to use it with no kids around.
datcatwhatcameback: just-a-woman-from-gallifrey: mommapolitico: mychemicalromances: countdowntoinfinitecrisis: sandandglass: Hey kids, it’s time for Rewriting History with Judge Andrew Napolitano. No joke, in the Texas public school system
darkfiretaimatsu:No, but seriously, folks, I kid the zebras. They’re great. You just gotta learn to… read between the lines with ‘em~ Thank you, I’ll be here all week! In fact, I’ll be here for ages, as long as my mod has the mood and sense
maypul-syrup: i would just like to point out that I looked at a reference for the colors and WOW has this gone far from the original design so much which is a good thing because there’s no way I’m gonna draw porn of an actual on-model kids show dog
ask-chibiarmin:
publius-esquire: *points to Alexander Hamilton* That’s a bisexual*stuffy straight men* Why do you got to read queerness into everything…no bisexuals before 1970s…it’s just a bromance…he had like a million kids…tearing the moral fabric of
I’ve also internalized that no one really wants to hear about anything I have to say, which sucks. I want to talk about my experience rereading chernow’s hamilton biography or my kids or fandom stuff and I just kind of go “stop talking
kumagawa: “Trick or treat!”“No tricks, kids. Just treat her right," Jonathan Joestar says. He hands them an apple each and returns to his armchair.
lesbianedgeworth: a fundamental misunderstanding of aizawa’s character is that he’s lazy or genuinely doesn’t give a fuck. he’s a chronic workaholic and gives too many fucks for his own good.
scix-in-the-back-row: ladugard: Hey kids! It’s time to learn a new word in Swedish! Today’s word is; Olla: the act of touching an object with your penis in attempt to defile said object and really just be an asshole to whoever owns it. no i doN’T
copequinn: stumphandwentz: captawesomesauce: I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just
ask-the-two-earls: pajamaprodigy: nullvoid0: “my kids are just sociopaths” nono nononononononononononononononofucknononononononononononononononononononoonnoonooonnoooonnonnonoononononono no. lemongrab and lemongrab 2 are not sociopaths. do not
ewan-mcgregor: “He’s… just a kid. No older than my son.”SPIDER-MAN 2 2004 | dir. Sam Raimi
Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m not crying for me. They just called
that moment when “awwwl wait no way youre kidding. he/she didnt just say what i think he/she did. did he/she?”
why would you send death threats to kids on a high school football team in texas just for kneeling and protesting. like Colin Kapernick does? theyre protesting for racism and theyre recieving racism back. and ppl are saying theyres no racism. smh
tony-the-turtle: really fucking sucks being that kid in class no one wants to work in pairs with and then you’re forced to just sit there alone acting like it doesn’t bother you at all
tsukumosbloomers: themrcreepypasta: There were some of my heroes when I was a kid no matter how many times they failed, they still kept trying. i’ve reblogged this before but i just love it so much
ryoubakvra: when you find someone else who says they like yugioh and they launch into a complex discussion of deck composition with you but you’re an idiot with no head for strategical anything who’s just here for those kids with the wild hair
criminals-minds: thor-oughly-amused: hiddlesworth69: bearlywriting: can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i: myleisuretime: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) kids are growing up. They grew eyebrows too Did Agustus Gloop just Nevil Longbottum us?? no,
my-kokoro-just-brokoro: thesassylorax: jensik: dexbonus: #one of the dopest moments in anime/manga imo YUUUUP Yooo this whole fight was freaking dope. First person to ever wound Gaara turns out to be some kid with big eyebrows who has no chakra
soda-lexis: A pair of Jeans for @littlebutfiery! (I just put his name on the other one in case I forget who he is. Kidding.) My headcanon is that Havoc is a beast at kickboxing and no one in Team Mustang ever wants to take him on because they find
5sosjapan: 5sosjapan: 5sosjapan: OH NO I JUST REMEMBERED THAT I PUT MY SENIOR QUOTE AS “One Direction is the main thing I’m doing and I’m 100% dedicated to the group.” -Zayn Malik WHAT HABE I DONE DID YOU THINK I WAS KIDDING
godzillanon: Naruto is the kind of dad who, despite not being great at them, will play video games with his kids. Boruto is weirdly proud of this because no one else’s dad will play video games with them, and Himawari just loves playing with her dad
nakedrosenudist: Check out my fellow nudist ……. My name is Allexus, everybody calls me Lex or Rowwdy. I am 24 years old from the DMV. No kids, just fur babies. I am pansexual as well as a unicorn. I am single & also a nudist.
missyello69: blackmailedlatina: She really didn’t want this posted but no one really gives a fuck. Just doing her job while kids at home. Kik: kevandrea She’s so greedy 😍
konkeydongcountry: the number of reblogs i’ve gotten where someone just added “no” like it’s witty or something is kinda depressinglike, your sardonic commentary isn’t gonna change the fact that you’re jerkin’ it to cartoon squid kids
pettyrevenge: Our neighbors and I share a common fence, though it’s entirely on our property. It was wire and old, offering no privacy between us. Now, we have a pretty good relationship, but sometimes I just want to garden without their kids bugging
greenbergsays: pale-silver-comb: I just have such a profound need for best friend to lover AUs when both sides think there is no chance of anything ever happening. Sharing beds together since they were little kids and never really growing out of that
mouserat-vevo:the year is 1347. my husband just died from “the plague” and i’m moving in with my female “companion” in a secluded mansion in the european country. we have no kids and two dogs and we seem unusually close. i call her my wife but
redsatinsheets:no shade but whenever i hear a middle aged person say “back in my day it was called parenting!!!! but now they wanna call it child abuse!!!!!” im just like???? sorry you cant beat your kids in peace anymore but go die
passedout-drunk: My neighbor kid, who’s actually the paperboy, just came over for a little weed and it ended up turning into a long blowjob and him shooting his load off down my throat 👅❗️No it looks like he’s having a little hard time letting
lonsthedon: one-curly-spider-boi: thefandomlifenerd: The dead sea is less salty 😂😂 “He’s just a kid, he can fall over” iM WHEEZING Lmao Idek why this was so funny. All bc there’s no Thor 😂
do you ever just wake up and go “nope” and roll over and go back to sleep No, I got kids.
baetology: mrsminxalot:buzzfeed:buzzfeedrewind:Things you once said that would make no sense to today’s kids. Be kind and rewind. 🙌 I remember 😂 Just chirp me. Blow in the cartridge to get the game to work
