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“You’re fucking kidding me, right? You know that I’m your sister, don’t you? There’s no fucking way I’m going to jerk you off just because you’re ‘really horny and can’t get a girlfriend’. That&r
astupidfaggotcuntdoeswhatitstold: SINCE HIS WIFE DIED HE JUST SAW THE KID AS AN OBJECT - HE EVEN TOOK HIM TO THE DENTIST TO HAVE ALL HIS TEETH FILED DOWN SO HE COULD BETTER TAKE A SKULL FUCK - THE MAN FELT NO GUILT AND ACTUALLY DID NOT SPEAK TO THE CUNT
I’d like to introduce you to “Kit”. A GirthyEncounters follower who doesn’t just daydream about being opened…she gets busy and gets it done. Kit is a lovely 5'3" 115lb. 19 year old hottie (single, no kids) that loves
stringgs: Ha you’re kidding me With Mark at 7 million and Jack about to get to 4 million there is no way I matter to them… I mean yeah I draw them but… They have way more to deal with, way more to worry about, than just one annoying person who’s
justgreatmen: gymratskip: “The man has no idea just how many buckets full of jizz I cranked out to his image when I was a kid!” “I could have floated a battle ship with it!” “He actually looks better today as a hairy sexy
riskyfam: My husband had no idea that when I would visit my dad I wasn’t just there to see how he was doing. I’m pregnant now and I know it’s my father’s kid inside me. The thrill of knowing that I’m carrying my own sibling in my womb gets
loves2control: little-ms-not-so-innocent: whoredefiler: Come on, I know you can put up more of a fight than that. No kidding. I don’t care how angry you are with me Slave. I will use you whenever I please. Fight all you want just adds a little
I dunno I was listening to this song ===> ‘Pumped up Kicks’ - Foster The People and wanted to draw something to it so here’s something~ Girl is no body in particular, just a character I came up to doodle. 'All the other kids with
stolemyheartpt2: #five years from now one direction comes clean about everything#and one of the things revealed is that niall was actually just two little kids inside a trenchcoat #no one is surprised #then the sun explodes and we all die
biup4pegging: freckled-girls-fan: http://freckled-girls-fan.tumblr.com Hottie No kidding! Holy fuck. I just wanna run my fingertips along her (among other things) ;)
stonelions: Shepard gets old before his time. He’s old when he’s just a kid in the shelters on earth, growing up hard scrabble with no memories of being held in arms that want to hold him. When he was picked up, it was to be moved aside, put away.
American Beauty (1999) “That bag was just dancing with me, like a little kid begging me to play with it. That’s the day I realized there was this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no
If I ever get to the stage where I can work just one job 40 hours a week - no more 70 plus hours - I think I’ll treat myself to a Pygmy Hedgehog. I love them! I’ve never bought a pet for myself. I’ve bought them for my wife, my kids,
fuckyeahprocrastinati0n: yeoitsargudo: picassosfinest: sumcalichick: gazeintothehorizontigerlily: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME fuck no “oh well since that didnt work, let me just turn into bionic man” … like it was noting. LOL what the….O.o
sadfries: are you fucking kidding me …just no…
turbo-kitty: Seriously, people shouldn’t be talking to me if you are 15 and follow me on tumblr, just not ok and this is why I don’t share my kik anymore my grammar is awful but i really didnt want to spend time talking to this kid Absolutely no
What the fuck. Okay. So I just saw this on Instagram. A friend of mine posted it. As a “gameboy cake”…. saying she “feels like a kid again”… The fuck? No. Obviously 1. You didn’t pay that much goddamn attenti
bigblackniggadick: He has a wife and kids but he just can’t say no to destroying white pussy#TeamNigger
captawesomesauce: I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after
menzmen: Took my son and his buddies out to the lake for some fun. They liked my suggestion of no swimsuits since it was just us guys. They didn’t even mind me snapping a few pics! Kids are so much less inhibited these days.
vashappenincarrot: 1d-dream-s: nandos-for-niall: whyilove-1d: livelaughlove1d: harrysperm: what if after all this time, we thought this was just a normal baby. no. it was really harry’s kid that he didnt even know exsisted. this is defiantly
familyfun69: We had just moved here, no one knew we were related. So we decided to have some fun on the bus. Now we are the most popular kids in school
bostonfunguy33: Finally set a good camera angle 4 u guys. Wife and I have no kids but have 2 dogs so I asked her what she wanted for Mother’s Day….she just smiled and said your ass Brian…feel like I got the gift:) Anyone in New Hampshire &
ballerinabondagefairies: “No, there won’t be any fucking - just bondage.” Who were we kidding?
Um, no, madam construct, I’m not a human, I’m something else, perhaps a dolphin? Or a chimpanzee? Ah, whom I kidding, just lock me up already.
susiebeeca: What’s even more impressive about this is that my mother thought up that analogy on the spot. (Yes, I know I was a rather morbid little kid!) Remember, this doesn’t just go for families; no matter who you are, you’ll leave those holes
Do you think she understands why she has left husband and kids for an afternoon of pleasure? No, she just knows that it is something she needs.
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tony-the-turtle: really fucking sucks being that kid in class no one wants to work in pairs with and then you’re forced to just sit there alone acting like it doesn’t bother you at all
i just read this oneshot called “koe no katachi” it was so emotional omfg ;-; kids can be such little pricks
girthyencounters: I’d like to introduce you to “Kit”. A GirthyEncounters follower who doesn’t just daydream about being opened…she gets busy and gets it done. Kit is a lovely 5'3" 115lb. 19 year old hottie (single, no kids) that loves
u-okay-no-srsly:cocacolanightowl:calzonarizzles: I HAVE TO DO A PROJECT ON AUSTRIA AND I JUST DID THE WHOLE FUCKING THING ON AUSTRALIA It looks like your grade is going …… down under ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
alittlecheesy: youjokebut: gamer: did you play this game as a kid me: no gamer: i must be way older than u me: actually i was just poor Thank you for this
thyrell:thyrell:hi guys theyre playing fox news in the cafeteria and theyrw running a story about how theyre putting rainbow fentanyl in lego boxes. to give to kids 😃they just did an immediate pivot no segue or explanation to talking about north korean
imaslave4pop: thats right teach your kids that their rights dont matter and just do whatever a officer says because they’ll kill them in cold blood for no reason if they dont.
callmerobyn: resistancelesbian: resistancelesbian: my favourite artstyle is lesbians in old italy y’all know what im saying Just gals being pals. Owning a cat and raising kids. No homosexuality here, Mr Pope!
think-thank-thunk: Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick
somethingformyself: localstarboy: Black moms just know when their kids are up to no good He was shook as fuck
armedandgayngerous: stevita: “If you would just befriend the bullied kid they wouldn’t go on a shooting spree!!” No, honey. Listen. I was gaslighted, isolated, and psychologically abused by my biological mother. I was beat to a pulp until I was
armedandgayngerous: stevita: armedandgayngerous: 0nigum0: armedandgayngerous: stevita: “If you would just befriend the bullied kid they wouldn’t go on a shooting spree!!” No, honey. Listen. I was gaslighted, isolated, and psychologically
zuko-never-laughs: alittlecheesy: youjokebut: gamer: did you play this game as a kid me: no gamer: i must be way older than u me: actually i was just poor Thank you for this OMGGGG
vampireapologist: This little kid in the hospital just ran into the elevator with me and his mom was like no that’s not our elevator it’s going up! And he must’ve been two at most, absolutely could not read, and even though it wasn’t marked with
levicooksupsomebullsht: savordance-lifesupport: just-shower-thoughts: If we went home from our 9 - 5 jobs with 3 - 4 hours of extra work every day, we’d lose our minds. But we do it to high school kids and see absolutely no problem with it. It builds
primadonnas: SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T
leahl0uise: staybeauutiful: OH MY GOD. THIS MIGHT JUST BE THE BEST THING EVER. OMG ARE YOU KIDDING HOLY FACKTHE NOTES :O must of taken ages to do this best thing ever! this just made my life. no joke. this is amazing!!
jamescookjr: ♛ Skins Meme → Nine Quotes → (4/9) I’m a fucking waste of space. I’m just a stupid kid. I’ve got no sense. A criminal. I’m no fucking use, mate. I am nothing. ―James Cook (4x08)
asteroidesmuertos: not woman not men not kid not lesbian not bi not gay not white not you not no just person, just human
b-l-i-s-s-f-u-l-s-e-r-e-n-i-t-y: l0vemusicc: 2-kids-stupid-and-fearless: excisio: 02/04/13 it’s devastating to realize you lost something just too late. no goodbye said, no chance to make it right again. My grandmother this. Wow.
egdirp: NO BUT SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS NEED TO GO WATCH THIS ITS ABOUT THIS BLIND KID WHO STARTS TO CRUSH ON HIS NEW FRIEND THE TRANSFER STUDENT AND ITS ALL JUST SO CASUAL AND PERFECT AND WOW THAT IS A VERY SHITTY SUMMARY BUT IT IS JUST SO CUTE YOU WILL SMILE
