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Nachschlach, Kinners! (Kinda German for “Second Serving, Kids”) Well I was in a strange….very strange mood when I made this. Just a Pic, because a)Octodad has no IK-Rig and b) because it’s too stupid for an entire animation. Just
I deliberately wore just a skimpy sundress and no underwear every time I visited my sister, knowing that she needed to go pick up her kids from school and that her husband and I would have exactly eleven minutes. Just enough time for him to come out of
that-filipino-kid: 1. no one will Reblog this. 2. no one will Like this post 3. This will not get hundred of notes because of no.1 and 2 4. If you don’t love him then keep scrolling. 5. if you love him reblog this 6. Remember, He Died just erase our
kikilazuli:becky…. miss sucrose….. I love her sm… she really pitched the rupphire wedding way back in the beginning, she had no fear, no “oh this is a kids show and CN will never allow it so there’s no point” mindset, she just…. did it,
The whole thing with AHQ Promise is just really shitty. On one hand it’s just enraging that the coach would abuse the dreams of these kids for personal gain and know they were in no position to go against it. On the other though, the amount of suppo
share-bare: “No really, Honey. I was just walking down the street, and this young kid ran up and pulled my sundress all the way down. I was just standing there, naked, and I screamed and everyone looked at me. They were staring at my titties
So I talked to this potential sugar daddy on the phone just now. He’s a doctor and musician and traveler. He found me on SA because he typed ‘musician’ into the search engine. No wife, no kids. Down to earth, real as fuck and easy going.
rebelliousrebe: thedarkerbrother89: escapedosmil: NO YOU DID NOT JUST FUCKING PUT THIS INTO MY LIFE LIKE ITS SOME KIND OF GAME OR SOMETHING.ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL ALBERT EINSTEIN SHIT AND YOU JUST THREW IT INTO MY LIFE
primadonnas: SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T
did-you-know:There’s no such thing as a ‘sugar high.’ Research shows no evidence that sugar makes kids extra hyper- we’re just so conditioned to think it does that we often perceive ‘changes’ in a child’s behavior when we think they’ve
goodness gracious, kids i say *one* non-sequitur goofy thing and suddenly you dweebs are obsessed with my genitals and dredging up my self-porn from seven years ago. You all act like eight year old boys. you TERFs are no fun. just no fun at all
antistellar: ethiopienne: etonia: lilyskywalker: OMG this is win! HAHAHAHAHA I like it. “Quiet it down, kids,” and then no condemnation, just: “…and be safe!” yaknow, if there are no cis-dudes involved you don’t necessarily need a condom.
runningclevergirl: escapedosmil: NO YOU DID NOT JUST FUCKING PUT THIS INTO MY LIFE LIKE ITS SOME KIND OF GAME OR SOMETHING.ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL ALBERT EINSTEIN SHIT AND YOU JUST THREW IT INTO MY LIFE LIKE A BAG OF LEAVES
rousoku: It’s scary how accurate this is Auugghhhh no no noThis is no better than the shit Cosmo puts outI wish I could just track down every psych 100 kid and tell them to keep their analyses to themselves until they get a degree. Augh.
thekingdomofben: thekingdomofben: A girl just told me that boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider and I had no come back. I just got owned by an 8 year old She followed this up with ‘girls go to college to get more knowledge’ so this kid is clearly
studiousmedic: viktoriascombover: I wrote over 2600 words on my thesis today. No i am not joking or kidding. No I am not on any drugs or even caffeine. I just sat down and wrote. This is hands down the most productive day of my life. We will never see
roman-kun: im pretty upset and dissappointed about what happened okaybut they’re kids and im actually older than them even by just a year and i just hhnnnnggg have strong feelings about lying and i want to get savage but no
odinsblog:LOL, no. I am not the bigger person. He has done some fiendishly evil shit. I hope he dies. Soon and painfully. And no, I am not “becoming the thing I hate” nor am I “being just as bad as him” … are you fucking kidding me?? At a minimum,
minxxx88: plushbri: minxxx88: plushbri: minxxx88: plushbri: minxxx88: plushbri: captsacksparrow just a teaser sample Damn, can I cum over? Please do, I’m alone with all these kids, no bud, no psn :-( Maybe later. I’m getting bud today.
samwinchesterappreciation: #sit down kids #I’m having soulless!sam feelings again #look at the last one! #there is no malice there #there is no sadistic intent #he’s not trying to be rude to that woman #he just has zero filter #and the sarcasm
experienceisbest: He didn’t have much time. There was no telling when his wife would come back with the kids from school. If only he could get his cock inside her. There was just minutes left and there was no time to move to a bedroom. Her panties
geminiscene: “I’d prefer if people had no impressions of me. As a kid, I had to tell my own family, ‘Please, just don’t talk about me!’ Because they always got it wrong. Always. I just didn’t want them to tell anyone anything about me.”
sparkle-heart-anon: fuck-usag: I wrote over 2600 words on my thesis today. No i am not joking or kidding. No I am not on any drugs or even caffeine. I just sat down and wrote. This is hands down the most productive day of my life. We will never see
baizenvalentine: “In fact, during the audition with Chris Evans, the script says, “Spidey flips into scene,” and Tom goes, “Oh, should I do that?” Evans is like, [sarcastically] “Oh, yeah. Yeah, you just flip into the scene kid. No, you just
fish-with-a-knife: Remember kids, if you’re pan or bi and you date someone of the opposite gender, then you no longer exist. You just fall out of time and space and drift though the endless void. Those who you once knew no longer have any memory of
benepla: zendaya: I’ll just do this quick kids movie no one will see, cut a nice check, move on, no one will even notice Gabriel Gundacker:
benepla: zendaya: I’ll just do this quick kids movie no one will see, cut a nice check, move on, no one will even noticeGabriel Gundacker:
olddcassettes: shadowwobbuffet: i’m not just pro-choice i’m pro-abortion always no matter the circumstances abort 100% of the time no more kids ever Hahah
sexxualfrustrationss: b-rownskin: I just needed a close-up. LOOK AT THOSE EYES THOUGH U G H I could probably get off just by looking at him.. And no, i’m not even kidding. There are a select few photos, like this one that just do it for me. Fuuuucckk
a-scar-filled-sky: just-another-kid-with-wifi: do you ever see your favorite band on TV or hear them playing while your at store and your just like HEY THATS MY BAND No because they don’t play HEAVY METAL ON THE RADIO
enoughtohold: you can explain being gay or bi perfectly adequately to a little kid who doesn’t know what sex is, without explaining sex to them, just as kids have no trouble understanding straightness without understanding sex. if you can’t do that
australian-government: king-emare: tunte: skettimon: just-shower-thoughts: Hundreds of kids killed in Syria, no one bats an eye. A lion killed and the whole world gets in a uproar. Kids in Syria aren’t endangered. Imagine being this stupid
gxnevras:the last of the 90s kids turn eighteen in 2017 so it’s time to become….. 90s adults anyone born after ‘95 is not a 90s kid, you have no recollection of what that even means…sooooyou’re just millenials
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