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Hey. Guess what. I’m all up in your Christian Rock, using it for my Destiel play lists. Broke Your heart a thousand timesBut You’ve never left my sideYou have always been here for meYou never let me goYou never let me goDon’t ever let
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hippieseurope: People say that the world is already in such a mess, why put more kids into this world. On the other hand, no kids means no future either, and that is just as depressive as the destruction of mother earth. Just try your best to install
jimmynovakancy: Remember the kid from Dead In The Water? The one who watched his dad die, who didn’t talk? Dean says “no wonder that kid’s so freaked out - watching one of your parents die isn’t something you just get over.” Dean colors with
no-scat: Just waiting for the day Duke comes to me and says “a friend of mine wants to suck and I want to let him.” if he looks like this kid…let’s just say it’ll greatly influence my decision
incorrect48quotes: Acchan: Sorry you couldn’t come to the wedding, it was no kids. Rei: It’s okay, I’ll go to your next one. Acchan: Wow. Takamina: She just means when she’s not a kid anymore. Rei: She knows what I mean. Acchan:
benepla:hey just wondering, @ men, like all of you, no hard feelings or anything! i’m just wondering, um, you know, just curious, just wondering, uh, are you, um, are you fucking kidding me?
swankivy:the-stray-liger: itsmydrink: bemusedlybespectacled: lesbuchanan: hyenasnake: whyisthisreality: grays-galaxy: business-pug: siren-that-sings-owl-city: wonderlandroundtwo: amthsts: patron-saint-of-smart-asses: low-budget-mulan:
penis-peeper:penis-peeper:“no kink at pride!!!” “no leather at pride!!!!” “no bears at pride!!!!” “no nudity at pride!!!!” “no slurs at pride!!!”just stay home and watch an MCU movie bro ‘’ PRIDE SHOULD BE KID SAFE!!!!!’’ I
just-shower-thoughts: No matter how well you raise your kid, he will never have exactly the same values as you unless he makes the same mistakes as you.
just-shower-thoughts: If we went home from our 9 - 5 jobs with 3 - 4 hours of extra work every day, we’d lose our minds. But we do it to high school kids and see absolutely no problem with it.
katara: It’s so weird how people are going around saying “Oh MYGOD I’m gOnna hate this halloween becausE LITTLE fucking kiDs are going to D R E S S U P as fortNITE skins and do those FUCKING dances” It’s just like, Oh no, kids are going
ohnoproblems:trying to excuse transmisogyny in children’s media by saying “it’s just a joke! don’t try to complicate things! the kids will only see it as a joke!” means you only care about cis kids. because for us trans ladies, no matter when
kids-these-dayz: thealienonbroadway: parzifalsjudgment: achillvs: garnetthefirst: dusty-purple: I just love the myth of Persephone, i mean the real, original version of it, because it’s not like she got kidnapped, no, this bitch was la-de-da-ing
I love this bit because its such a little kid thing. Kids are always excitedly talking about something but sometimes they forget to actually explain it so it makes no sense, but you want to be supportive so you’re just like “oh, that’s
redxgreenftw: “that game is for little kids” Uh no?? You’re wrong??? The rating is ‘E’ for everyone you asshat. This game is for everyone not just for little kids.
markruffaloisattractive: salesonfilm: salesonfilm: “I had no idea they were announcing today. I swear! I was totally taken by surprise. I just dropped the kids off at carpool. I was about five minutes from the school with a car full of kids. With
dunce-ler: A kid just asked how to spell the you’re in “you’re welcome” and the whole class just laughed and then a kid said “wow, stupid. it’s spelt y-o-u-r”no one is correcting him either i’m sobbing
just-shower-thoughts: 2017 is the last year anyone born in the 90s will be under 18. After this, there will be no more 90s kids.
egobirth: undergravity: airoe: why is broccoli seen as this universally hated vegetable. broccoli is delicious bc suburban families all over the world literally just steam/microwave their vegetables and serve them plain to their kids. No wonder kids
yourbigsisnissi:also i just get annoyed that the narrative of black motherhood is so deeply rooted in being aggressive and beating kids and cursing kids out. it’s toxic and inaccurate. i have no desire to fall in line with a stereotype just because
havocados: overlypolitebisexual: hitting your kids does no good for anybody, by smacking them for doing stuff wrong you’re not teaching your kids why what they did is wrong you’re just teaching them to be afraid of you And establishing that for
Just remember, he died a fat, constipated junky on a toilet. If that can happen to him, it can happen to you kids. Just say no to drugs! Especially those you get from a quack physician who is a tremendous attention whore catering to celebrities just
just-shower-thoughts: By January 1st, 2018, everyone born in 1999 or before will be an adult. In effect, there will be no more 90s kids.
thahalfrican: universoullove: lifehackable: I want this when I have kids. THAT WOULD BE THE TRIPPIEST SHIT IF THERE WAS NO FENCE AND U SEEN SOME KIDS JUST BOUNCING ON THE GRASS IN THE CUT ^lmaooooo
raising-mymunchkin: caliphorniaqueen: lapoflux: curvedbullets: snatchingyofav: 🙊🙉🙈……….. nooooooo 😩 It’s just really scary how Kylie looks like a kid with no makeup on…WHOOPS, SHE IS A KID! SMH Chyna actually looks better
just-shower-thoughts: Prolifers seem to really only be “probirth.” No one gives a shit about these kids after their born.
australiansanta: quirkybrittany: remember kids if there are no witnesses, if there’s no evidence, if there’s no body, there’s no crime quirkybrittany did you just kill someone
just-shower-thoughts: No matter what our differences, every 90s kid would band together to beat the shit out of that fucker who abandoned his Charmander out in the rain
maggiekarp2:seasonallydefective: for-abused-kids: Just Abused Kid ThingsThinking you’re gonna die before you’re 25 for no real reason Me when I somehow made it to 18: shockedPikachu.png the sudden violent certainty of death actually helped me
just-shower-thoughts: No matter when the world ends, there will be an unlucky kid somewhere just about to get his first blowjob.
just-shower-thoughts: Dating in your mid 20’s: Finding a girl with no kids is as hard as finding a guy that doesn’t live with his parents.
raesand: Bethesda: We can’t make the kids killable, no matter how much they annoy the player! That’ll definitely lead to public outcry and there’s some lines we just won’t cross.BioWare: This kid is possessed by a demon, just straight up stab
maydei: katara: It’s so weird how people are going around saying “Oh MYGOD I’m gOnna hate this halloween becausE LITTLE fucking kiDs are going to D R E S S U P as fortNITE skins and do those FUCKING dances” It’s just like, Oh no, kids
exigencelost: exigencelost: What I love about spy kids is they’re not spying on anyone and absolutely no one cares. “Spy” is basically a dnd class in the Spy Kids Cinematic Universe, there’s zero espionage, the word spy just refers to a collection
trashcanbees: just-shower-thoughts: Tetris teaches kids that their accomplishments always disappears but their errors will pile up no, it teaches kids to quickly visualize shapes and patterns, you edgy freak
just-shower-thoughts: One of the perks of being a woman is that no one can ever surprise you with a kid years later and tell you you’re the mom.
: Kyle: Oh, hey Stan. Where’s your best buddy, Gary? Stan: I’m not hanging around that kid anymore. Cartman: Oh no! You guys broke up? Stan: You guys were right, okay? The new kid’s a douche. Now I just gotta find a way to keep him away from me.
just-shower-thoughts: As a kid in school, you were told to D.A.R.E. to say no to marijuana. Now, marijuana sales taxes are funding schools.
welcome-tothegood-life: king-emare: tunte: skettimon: just-shower-thoughts: Hundreds of kids killed in Syria, no one bats an eye. A lion killed and the whole world gets in a uproar. Kids in Syria aren’t endangered. Imagine being this stupid
ayooveez: strawberry-thot-cake: My family is gonna hate me when I have kids. I just know it. No you cannot drag my kids to church, no you will not have my daughter in fluffy pink dresses everyday and lecture her on what’s “ladylike” at 8 years
quirkybrittany: australiansanta: quirkybrittany: remember kids if there are no witnesses, if there’s no evidence, if there’s no body, there’s no crime quirkybrittany did you just kill someone It’s always a good time at quirkybrittany. Follow
hippieseurope: People say that the world is already in such a mess, why put more kids into this world. On the other hand, no kids means no future either, and that is just as depressive as the destruction of mother earth. Just try your best to pass on
no-soc-com-tu: mercurykiss: gentlemanbones: camerapits: themiracleofmusic: oh. Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos. Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s
pavlovs-schrodinger: when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just “yes no it is i
just-shower-thoughts: No drug dealer I have ever encountered has offered me a “First One’s Free to get you hooked” deal, like my school and parents told me would happen as a kid. Kind of disappointed.
did-you-kno: You can’t tell when your kid is lying. Data taken from more than 10,000 instances show adults could only tell when kids were lying 47% of the time, which is no better than if they had just guessed. Source
just-shower-thoughts: As kids we think that we know nothing and that adults have all the answers. As teenagers we think that we know everything and that everyone else knows nothing. As adults we realise that no one knows anything.
mala-suerte: So white family has 4+ kids, they get praised and no one says shit. But a Mexican family with 2+ kids gets shitted on and the parents are seen as illegals who just had kids for government benefits? Piss off. Fuck you and your racial double
kruel-kid: femyawn: kruel-kid: jadethemerman: kruel-kid: does anyone else dance around in their underwear, while listening to music, in their room? or is that just me? No one cares that Ur in Ur underwear I see past this post Pointless.
katsyxo: The fact that so many people had no issues with their kids watching legend of korra until this happened speaks volumes to just how fucked up our society really is.
hyperchaotix: officialdeadlinejon: officialdeadlinejon: political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up I think old people do
just-shower-thoughts: Apple treats you like kids: you get an easy life, but you have almost no privileges; Samsung treats you like adults: you have to do a lot of things yourself, but you can do anything you want. And yet every adult always says they
ourprochoicevoice: tami-taylors-hair: Today the White House justified taking away free school breakfast and lunch because there’s no proof they help kids’ performance in school. As if feeding hungry children is not a reward in of itself. I just can’t
