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queefed: rlyjewish: queefed: You know what’s kind of beautiful? In British, you don’t really say, “butt,” you say, “bum.” I love that. bum. “In British” are you fucking kidding me no i am not fukcing kidding u,. this is tumbler.
vesslia: No, I’m definitely living to be 111. OH FUCKING SHIT GUYS I WOULD BE 111 ON 01/01/01. AND I COULD DIE AT 01:01:01 AND MY LAST WORDS WOULD BE “ONEONEONEONEONEONEONEONEONE”
ghirahim: techno4tomcats: People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer No seriously #i’m never gonna be able to look at one of these without laughing #because fisk is the banana daddy im gonna throw up im laughing so hard fuck
city-of-percabeth: horanstiffy: hawthornes: do you ever just find yourself doing really fucking weird things when no one is around and then you suddenly freeze, paranoid over the fact maybe your parents have installed spy-cams in the house to watch
huge-motha-fuckin-snake: gi-nnyweasley: harry-ron-andhermione: professorgilderoy-lockhart: enemiesofthe-heir: thechamberofsecrets: has been opened shit don’t worry i’ve got this no fuck you can someone help me rn HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS
fixitjohndavejr: “do your homework” the wind whispered to me “fuck no” i said as i punched the wind in the throat
shooting4ownhand: mama-bird: qbits: A hard on is worth four times as much as a newborn. Pretty much sums up the rest of the bullet points, no? That last statistic was fucking disgusting… and people STILL call women who complain about the price of
s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually: grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said
questcocoon: everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
senpai76: plasticroyal: mooncryptid: glaschus: nanopup: pochowek: handsome norwegian royal sibling versus man so handsome he got banned from saudi arabia who will win norwegian man looks like a goddam greasy peanut this shit no contest Listen,
melody-garnet: figsandnewtons: This isn’t alarmist. An entire field of study was just shut down with no debate. And there’s a gag-order for staffers. HOLY SHIT GUYS
stoned-levi: felitomkinson: accurate u wnna play on da swing set— NO I WANNA FUCK SHIT UP I WANNA EXTEERMINATE I WANNAE FUJCKGNG OBLITERATE ALL THE TTHINGDS I whaddaboot da teeter todder
missturdle: Izumi Curtis is a wonderful, chronically ill, kind, friendly housewife who is also an alchemist who will fuck shit up if you hurt her family. Courtesy of Arakawa’s: There’s no wrong way to approach femininity, womanhood, or asskicking
tea-is-just-grass: when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something
I want a white tuxedo. That shit is classy as fuck.
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We all have those blogs we follow only because we would fuck the shit out of the person.
perforatedcorners: whydidipullthetriggerboom: lithuanias-dick: chibitalias-dick: austrias-dick: potatobastard: spains-dick: pouring-reign: Oh dear no.. Fuck.. Welp shit. Oh… well then… Oh okay… I’m screwed… if so i must be as
satansvag: pick up any history book flip to any page and no matter where you stop white people were fucking shit up for everyone
landorus: armorgan66: landorus: pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life
icecooly94: teacupnosaucer: whoneedsfeminism: I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job. women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. NO I’M STILL STUCK
highkey-pansexual: shit like this makes no fucking sense like amiyah is one of the prettiest models ive ever seen but yall are so hung up on the fact that shes trans that yall bitter asses are gonna stay making fun of her like shes out there
gomab14: mrbackshots: thereleaseof-queenj: xlovelessambitions: sexylexygotpassion: pushups-n-strokes: alliwantispussy: BOLD They really fuckkn outside 🤔 Mood❤️ 😶😶 😍😍😍 No fucks given. That shit is fun tho
wildlyannoyingdoofus: These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard: 1. “Okay, and who’s the president?” “Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…” “It’s
sasusakujia: conservative-female: Honestly, how can people defend Islam in a time like this? Like seriously? “Terrorism has no religion” Bull fucking shit. Yes it does, and its Islam. What do you think ISIS is? The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria.
i-am-dakron: HOLY FUCKING SHIT...There are no covers on that outlet. That could be potentially hazardous to small children.Also…. Kate Upton.
lolsofunny: OH MY GOD NO FUCKING WAY HOLY SHIT WHAT
i-ran-over-oprah: OH MY GOD NO FUCKING WAY HOLY SHIT WHAT
grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said parent, and then I say “hey, this
blah-blahs: thetorontokid: aisu10: okay i never reblog hair but HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WOULD DIE FOR THIS. NO, YOU WOULD DYE FOR THIS! OMAYGAD
fezwhatfez: thequietpagan: bywandandsword: Fucking shit This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying. i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO
wollowock: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said parent, and then I say “hey, this game is
sceneybopper: I see like really emo posts about significant others and how they deserve better and other lame shit and I’m like No fuck that I am the best and I will work everyday to be the best I’ll be damned if anyone will be better than me for
lumpyspaceprincessa:Genuinely want to wear This to hide my fucking fringe til it grows back
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If I’m ever famous, that’s pretty much how interviews like this will go.*doesn’t know shit about designers**gives no fucks about fashion*
maruka-tachibanase: This is supposed to be a serious scene involving Rei but out of context look at this soap opera shit: “Haru….you are only 75% water.” *dramatic-as-fuck panning shot* *long-ass pause* "…damn.”
theleftenantmills: unitedkingdom-orgy: HE FUCKING TOLD YOU RIGHT THERE THAT HE IS A CANNIBAL. RIGHT THERE WILL. #he confesses like once an episode
thetorontokid: aisu10: okay i never reblog hair but HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WOULD DIE FOR THIS. NO, YOU WOULD DYE FOR THIS!
ThiS GuRL... HeaH...GoT Me "SpRuNg"!!
plzdontmakeme: boosabe: cajuncolabottlecandy: dapierco: cajuncolabottlecandy: just-call-me-vendetta: cajuncolabottlecandy: Bitch…..where your ass at? Did it just UP and quit on you? Like…did it just give up and say..”FUCK THIS SHIT…Im goin
honeyboobooilluminati: the world needs to be aware of bernice I fucks with Bernice heavy but no one really believes one person can rip two fully welded door hinges off that cleanly and easily, do they?
aeon-fux: This just happened in Seattle. A group of nonviolent protestors in support of Palestine were being harassed by a WHITE MAN, this fucking mall cop comes out and maces and detains a black man WITH NO AFFILIATION TOWARDS EITHER GROUP. AN INNOCENT
ace: No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care
Lemme fuck you up with some knowledge right quick
chocho-akimichi: sinepanigav: chocho-akimichi: Whites truly are disgusting how fucking dare you defend them killing that child. Whites really are savage animals because no human can lack that much compassion. Just straight up appalling. It would be
sassyuchiha: I don’t care if you’re tired of hearing about racism, black people are tired of getting killed for no reason, recognize your fucking privilege
noiradrenaline:stop asking for fucking peace when all you want is apathy and compliancepeace is achieved through change and change is achieved through rage and action and righteousness there are no shortcuts
sixpenceee: February 19, 2014: A Nation Divided By Weather (Source) Nigga it’s cold outside. And Metro’s Greenbelt yard ain’t got no heat in the room I’m working in hands froze like shit.
presentreign:presentreign:THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER THAT IF KIM KARDASHIAN WAS BLACK, SHE WOULD BE A FUCKING WORTHLESS PIECE OF TRASH THAT NO ONE WOULD CARE ABOUT AND ONLY USE FOR SLANDER AND AN ULTIMATE COMEBACK IN JOKES ACROSS LATE NIGHT TELEVISION
forblackgirls:5 MINUTES BITCH!!!😆 I’m just saying….fuck that all night shit, if neither of us ain’t came in fifteen minutes somebody not doing something right.
I fucking hate Lucious! Like who's son is he? Why did yall raise him like this 😩
happensfora-reason:can we PLEASE spread this around tumblr!? the medical field is so fucked up! Ain’t no money in the cure, the money is in the sickness.
pussy-and-pizzza: If you’ve stuck your dick in more than 10+ girls but want a girl that’s had sex with no more than 2-3 bodies yo a fuck boy…..
setbabiesonfire: sh0rtybangbang: *No Caption Needed* Reminds me when, 5 years ago before Mike Brown was murdered by Ferguson, Missouri police officer, Darren Wilson, Henry Davis was wrongfully detained by Ferguson police officers due to having a name
“'I didn't want him to be another Freddie Gray': America's favorite mom who chased her son home after catching him rioting reveals she is a 'no-tolerant' mom-of-six who 'just lost it' when she saw him”
reginaxrose: ctron164: cleophatrajones: memphisinmyblood: theloneookami: bruceandmary: The fact that people are supporting this monster disgusts me. Im so fucking done with white people WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No words… The bastard has = Rhodesia
almost-athena: lowpapi: roachild: stayingwoke: sheholdsyoucaptivated: bloodycrowofcainhurst: no: Nah I’m done Is this real Are you fucking serious Y’all surprised? This shouldn’t be a surprise. This is protocol in any high profile case.
weaintaboutshit: blazeduptequilamonster: curlybynature-nappybychoice: bellexbeni: kolanuts: bellexbeni: kolanuts: she fucked up his car 😂 Seems like something i will do but then again you should trust yo nigga not to do no stupid shit like
onlyblackgirl: blackourstory: alwaysbewoke: ubercrabby: UGH SHUT UP AND STOP CRITICIZING OUR GENERATION FOR WHAT CHOICES OUR FUCKING ANCESTORS MADE. NO WONDER IT NEVER ENDS. OUR RIGHTS ARE ALL EQUAL NOW, SO LET IT DIE. BE KIND TO DECENT PEOPLE, AND
