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mosoli: i like writing kanji and i think it’s cool when they get complicated but this has no excuse whatsoever to exist
bob-chan: i have no excuses
shintarouee: blizzard-bells: dareedseee: mosoli: i like writing kanji and i think it’s cool when they get complicated but this has no excuse whatsoever to exist Final boss This is a Chinese character for biáng, a type of noodle that’s popular
reallyreallyreallytrying: no excuse for being unemployed. theres jobs everywhere in nature. help a beaver build a dam. help a seagull peck some disgusting old food
knitmeapony: ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.
milkbong: deermouth: archeroraptor: skoman: whinebread: istiodactylus: hey maybe dont? hate or mock ppl? for not being able to do “basic math”? radical idea Learn arithmetic you fucking degenerate there is no excuse. That speed limit post was
kanarael: TBH I have no excuse at this point. If you need me, I’ll be in the trash.
gahdamnpunk: Literally no excuse ^^^
girlsrule-subsdrool: Maybe next time you’ll think more carefully about what lube you buy to fuck me with. It’s not my fault it tastes awful, that’s no excuse, I want an orgasm from your tongue.
mistressz: sissytrainerblog: The dedication this sissy has shown is to be commended, however there is no excuse for her not wearing a chastity device. Why is she being allowed to play with her clitty I agree completely!
whiteslutswantbbc: Ain’t no excuse!
cockdrunk:Don’t worry about tomorrow when you have a monster cock up your ass today! Enjoy the moment.WHY HAVEN’T YOU BOUGHT ‘THE AWAKENING OF DANNI’ YET? NO EXCUSES SISSY!
I know you black girls can open your mouth wider than that, you’re always loud at the supermarket so there’s no excuse not to widen that fucken hole
churlishrevelry: Our school has this “Stone Tablet Policy” which basically says that there is no excuse for not turning in your assignments and that you must turn them in even if you have to carve it into a stone tablet. So this kid carved his 8
bigboobbasement: ultrafunbags: Realizing she has to haul 12 pounds of tit 24/7 Just because you have big tits is no excuse for not being able to take your top off quickly!
jisobeldelisle: submit no excuse - Cervena Fox / Sophie Adamson Art and Accessories
doubletrouble7997: skinoutqueen: Here’s some hard to swallow pills that’ll probably make people upset but is 100% the truth and idc. You do not have to stay in a relationship with a mentally ill person if it becomes too much for you to handle. You
I don’t like to get preachy at people, but this is an issue I feel very strongly about. It’s so important to know your HIV status, and it’s so easy to do that there’s no excuse not to. Not only For your health but for your partners
kimpissable: clevverbot: UH NO. EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MAKE A BURGER FIRST OF ALL, THE PICKLES ARE ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE FUCKING THING, SO YOU’LL EITHER HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE
realmendonotrape: theyoungradical: your heroic US military There is no excuse for it and it should be prosecuted strictly.
alaskanlesbian: send a postcard to someone you love! no excuses. 🍁🐝😍
punacceptable: I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”
thesimsvevo: excuse me 911
I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back
anidioticblogger: excuse me waiter where are my crayons
little-trouble-grrrl: excuse me
unclefather: excuse me?
lalie: generic-eric: David Bowie not liking fresh cookies in 1976. Excuse you the screencap does not do this justice.
iguanamouth: cheppo: iguanamouth: together at last excuse me i have something important 2 add hes here
rubynrags: rubynrags: eaglebones-falconhawk: Crash is always a kid in his flashbacks Excuse you Crash is always a kid Oh, hey. I’m on my own dashboard. Sweet.
the-fletcher-memorial-home: rambleonandspiralout: rambleonandspiralout: stuart-slutcliffe: the-fletcher-memorial-home: How to Jimmy Page amateur excuse me just gonna casually bring this post back the-fletcher-memorial-home i got shown up so
purrprinthom: sketchinetch: cremebuns: emeralddragoness: cremebuns: A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment
deucejoker: porrimz excuse the shitty tats its rly hard to draw on yourself with gel eyeliner
locktobre: ‘why are you sitting in the dark’ excuse you I’ve been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this
heart: do-raymi: Alright im done following my heart. Wheres the unfollow button. excuse me?
tittenkits: kitten-xoxo: p-ardiselost: “My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me” Excuse me What was that? LET ? YOU ¿ How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian” THIS But seriously if your partner won’t let you
lost-in-ikea: glam00ur: all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow 2. we can’t all be usain bolt 3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late” 4. i had pe first period do you blame me
tupacabra: people who use the excuse “it’s a free country”
bobonga: a dude came into work looking for vitamin d drops for his newborn so I grabbed the cheapest ones off the shelf (which happened to be Dora the Explorer brand, they were on sale and it was a sweet deal???) and he was like “Um excuse me could
kartari: hey if you’re a gay guy and you grope a girl bc you think it’s funny or whatever i really truly don’t care that you’re not sexually attracted to women that’s a weak excuse for violating someone’s personal space and you know it
pfdiva: jaredpadaleki: a Quest is a trip to accomplish a task. an Adventure is a trip without a destination. a Journey is when the trip is more important than the destination. #excuse me while i take a quest to the toilet (x) I often take journeys
milesjai: vinegod: Aladdin being salty… by Nick Pallauf excuse u
sealfie:today at school it was very quiet and suddenly this guy’s Siri speaks out of nowhere and says “excuse me Sargent hugecock my internet is not working”
dontgigglesherlock:pastrnak:all of a sudden this country aint so greatthere are so many rape cases in sweden where the perpetrator walked free because of some stupid excuse from the courts and this is just further proof that our laws are really fucked
michelada1:I don’t wanna be a “jogger” cause they always the ones finding dead bodies and shit.. Excuses not to exercise tbh
elegancea: If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’.
fitandfruity:sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect. Bringing back this prime
taddle: kvothe-kingkiller: deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala: allonsy-sherlock: popetwitter: kaalashnikov: squeakykins: yzma: putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy #or wetting your toothbrush BEFORE putting tooth paste on wow excuse
Basketball story time with kirsten I played basketball for three years straight and my coach was one of those coaches who believed there was absolutely no excuse for missing freethrows. So whenever we had a bad game(which was often because I suck) he
erynlou: these are from the weekend (I have no excuse for posting them)
punkwix: Trans actors exist! Trans actors need to get hired! Trans actors can and should play trans roles! Trans actors can also play cis roles! There is literally NO excuse for a cis person to EVER play a trans person!
bimbos-r-role-models: Always show off your tits.If they’re pathetic and small become an escort and use the extra money to pay for breast enlargement loans. Theres no excuse for having small ugly breasts.Bimbos are better. (via Tumbling)
dykediva69: A red ass is no excuse to be slow stripping.
mistressandtranslesbiannatalie:What Mistress says, goes..That’s what we are doing.. No excuses..
girlandguns: Girl With Gun follow me at : http://girlandguns.tumblr.com/ Amen! Especially if you live in a country where firearms are legal, you have no excuse not to. -fms