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justsomepervythings: virgin-fucktoy: i want to feel the weight of my rapist on my back…hear his grunts and pants as he works his cock deeper into my tight virgin pussy while i scream and cry….have his arms wrapped around me so there is no chance
that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:Accidentally falling for someone you have absolutely no chance with:
joshpeckofficial: when you develop a crush on someone that you have no chance with
tyleroakley: weloveshortvideos: mankind stands no chance
weloveshortvideos: mankind stands no chance
Every female has dat one dude who be lookin like Mario ready to do some pipe work knowing he got no chance… wahhhhhh!!!! #itsmemario #plumberscrack #eyebrowgamestrong https://www.instagram.com/p/B0zQiVjljQV/?igshid=1n0k6x721piht
s-un-rise: fairhy: acidmist: Last week I shot a roll of film that I’d got free with a second hand camera. When I got back the scans I found out that the roll had already been used by the guy who gave me it and so I had double exposed it. By chance,
guy: sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with
magicmazzic: If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.
unfriendlybambi: f-emasculata: REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of
wheatdealer: If I call you a loser or nerd chances are I really like you and think ur cute
mooonswing: Elvis and Priscilla. If you have the chance to look up their back story, do it.
pomfette: i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound
yepperoni: there’s still a chance that the reckless silhouette guy from the wii game startup screen will be in the new smash bros please do not give up hope
redpooch: sherlockhoelmes: studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist BOP BOP BOP I’LL LET YOU TOP
mydogsnokes: i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean
DO U EVER JUST REMEMBER SOMEONE WHO PRETTY MUCH FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE AND THEN UR LIKE WOW I WAS SO FUCKING STUPID TO ALLOW THEM INTO MY LIFE FOR A STARTERS WHY DIDN’T I PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WHILE I HAD THE CHANCE I’M GLAD THEY ARE GONE BY NOW
thatwetshirt: School of Rock (2003) God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. We are your humble servants. Please give us the power to blow people’s minds with our high voltage rock. In your name we pray, Amen.
sanctfied: John, Flea and Clara in Give Peace a Chance by the Peace Choir
lamelohan: whats the point of having a crush if you never have a chance???
medievalfantasist: gicknilbert: HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.
squidward-tenassholes: “After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he
momlonde: righteouskungfu: dersely: momlonde: do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them
i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry
sweartothisshit: If you ever get the chance to see your favourite band live, fucking do it and don’t regret a single thing.
thehollywoodjam: do-what-thou-wilt-to-me-drpage: A worldwide tragedy Wow. Judging a song before you even get the chance to listen to it. That seems fair…
evienator: octoberrainfall252: Not taking any chances I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much
piranhapunk: piranhabat: ((openly weeps)) this is jimmy the robot. please give the aquabats a chance.
cudl: monstror: reidsass: friendly reminder to not be rude to picky eaters or make fun of them because some picky eaters are very insecure about being picky eaters and do not actually like being picky eaters!! and chances are theyre picky eaters for
susiethemoderator: emobaria: I HATE THIS They saw a chance… and took it
blakegdiamond: easyvirgin: happy Thursday the 20th I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
singingwrinkle: a frustrated john lennon groans. yet again little sean will not eat his veggies. he throws the fork down and demands he “give peas a chance”
ladyknucklesinshape: health-happiness-life: There are more people with eating disorders than there are with green eyes You have more chance of surviving certain cancers than you do an eating disorder Eating disorders have the highest mortality rate
the-grace-of-cas: sonianeverland: hey hey friend dont kill yourself tonight ok you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again youre really important and
surprisebitch: isnt: im not even reblogging this sarcastically not losing this chance
punkpoisonivy: alienbae420: feanorus-rex: 56,000,000 people that I’ll never get the chance to meet because THEIR right to life was ignored. pro-lifers are ridiculous lmao How about try and meet the approx 46.5 million people living in poverty in
jessicadegouw: onlysaneman: If we mutually follow each other on here there’s at least a 20% chance I’ve referred to you in a real life conversation as “someone I know” #’someone i know’ #’i know someone who’ #’I HAVE THIS FRIEND’
chroniclesofpanem: i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem
prinxe-milo: golbatsforequality:Equality Golbat: “When you donate hair to Locks of Love, there is an 80% chance it will wind up in the garbage.” I can get similar odds by literally throwing my hair at a garbage can. Statistically, a charity that
americanhighwayflower: somethingwittythiswaycomes:therothwoman:lizawithazed: ten0uttaten: toocooltobehipster: Banned Grey Poupon ad is hilariously wrong [YouTube] They saw their chance and they fuckin took it. “I guess I poupon my husband’s
jetbag: one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone
sixpenceee: This two-headed blue shark fetus was removed from its mother by fisherman Christopher Johnston in 2008, off the coast of Australia. He says “Baby sharks have a very low chance of surviving, and so a two-headed shark that can’t swim properly
riyoka:if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me
worldpaintings:The Prado Museum in Madrid launches an exhibition in which blind people can enjoy classical paintings by touching their texture and relief.We have never been given a chance to touch a painting in a museum, so this is definitely a unique
wheeezzyybaby:If I stare at your lips while you talk. There’s 100% chance I’m thinking about kissing you.
tangarang: a bunch of kids are playing out side my house and they have a really intense story going on and i just heard a 6 year old say, panting, in pretend agony “I should have killed you when i had the chance”
xoxojeongmin: wrinklefucker: godtie: fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and
noctissmash: megablaziken: okay but did it need lightning her name is ‘storm’ not ‘light showers with a chance of sun’
auxius: seriouslyamerica: jean-luc-gohard: brbjellyfishing: *sips tea for those of yall saying Bernie has no chance* YoooooooI’m surprised but it’s awesome. I’ve said this before, but it seems particularly relevant on this post. It is HUGE
Crushing on someone you have absolutely no chance with.
suzzannnn: liking someone you have no chance with
If I tell myself that tomorrow will be better then it increases the chance of it happening right? Yeah….I didn’t think so
gettingstuffed: Two of my favorite words, pussy & plug.This is actually the one I want for my wife. I imagine forcing it in, sitting her down on the edge of the bed, legs spread no chance of getting it out, and then licking till she explodes in
sensualhumiliation: No chance to escape…
naluaeassim: Só há uma chance pra viver. Não perca a força e o sonho, não deixe nunca de acreditar que tudo vai acontecer. Olhe pro céu e tente ver, há um Deus a espera de você. ♥
Segundas chances, elas nunca importam, as pessoas nunca mudam.
dazefolk: mahimahi713: rspnsblprty: weloveshortvideos: mankind stands no chance this is so fucking funny every goddamn time i see it FUCK What the hell is the guy in the beginning even trying to do?? He’s fighting for his honor
lipeka: poor little dragon have no chance
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