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burningbrooklynbridges: don’t even talk to me unless you drive this car
100timesrick-and-mortydotcom: I FORGOT I HAD THIS KINDER EGG I’M AMERICAN AND LOOK AT THIS CHOCOLATE MIRACLE AND NOW THE SURPRISE, SHIT LOOK AT THIS TINY CAR I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS PRODUCT IS BANNED HERE, YOU SCREWED UP BIG TIME AMERICA
iswearimnotnaked: when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system
superunknovvn: is there a ‘stealing a car with asking’?
funkies: teens who get expensive brand new cars as soon as they get their license
joose420: darklordflareon: liongirl5: dennys: Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener! *not actually magic DENNY’S WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING denny’s has the best social
marshmallowviscera: people talkin like “I thought this was supposed to be the future where are my flying cars” yall do know that surgeons recently 3D printed a new skull for a woman and that we have machines who learn and recognize themselves in
note-a-bear: aminaabramovic: everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off
particlefucker: dont let tumblr make you believe that -eating car hubcaps is cool -being an inanimate object is acceptable -post-avant jazzcore is better than progressive dreamfunk -having a corporeal form is healthy -france exists -chemtrails aren’t
punkrockgirl33: nancysmeowmix: angelica-aswald: hiddles-galore: thexdivinexinfection: Just in case… Stay safe guys…I’m reblog gong this just in case!! Ya’ll think this is a game but my moms car window got busted out last night. So take
caitmacc: i hate how one minute im perfectly content then the next minute im ready to throw myself in front of a car
fierceasheck: life hack: crash ur car into a bridge. you won’t care, you’ll love it
bogleech: “I heart my car” she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark
hottermelon: when your song comes on the radio and you’re tryna feel it but the other person/people in the car won’t stop talking
radioirwin: radioirwin: i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey
through-the-cracks-i-slip: legendofmario: vinegod: being roommates with Lorde by Carly Incontro through-the-cracks-i-slip OH MY GOD
deodrant: you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked
kindofalone: everything is totally okay i just need to get hit by a car
gaydirectioner: When I’m listening to Beyoncé in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it
50starsand13bars: hokutens-and-assassins: PLEASE READ AND REBLOG!!!!! Put your car keys beside your bed at night.Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr’s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across.
dontclimbanymore: you darn kids with your trees and forests and rubies and stolen car radios and screens and eyes that glow and skeletons with their gosh darn cliques and too many pilots
brownierawni: lakidaa: i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off i havent laughed this hard in days
neverlaur: neverlaur: bowlingforwhoop: neverlaur: So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened. they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change Oh, they were. Jake: You’ve got to be kidding
herpsichord: A gem from the car museum.
stalinistqueens: mamasam: ru-debega: theserif: tort-time: littlefootdoesstuff: cyberalpaca: Pet your turtles, they enjoy snugglies more than pain I feel like this is especially appropriate for cars and turtles in the road. And don’t drill holes
tashabilities: defenseoftheancients: dualchainz: wat da dog doin Ũ budget and they made the dog look like he drivin’ the car, this is a cinematographic achievement HOW they do that, tho?
bitchface12345: Dont steal your boyfriends hoodie. steal his car
wrackspurtsandnarglesandluna: halalbacon: College kids be like Ok, guys, so literally my friend goes to college in the middle of a city, and she told me that the upperclassmen tell all the freshmen “Don’t be afraid to be hit by a car, because then
sloth-grunge: *sees dog while in the car* *turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight*
exceptdissent: troyesivan: lakidaa: i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off WHO FOLLOWIN YOU this mom doesn’t handle pressure v well.
canadianprimeminister: gps: *says something* everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*
ollivander: sketchlynx: What if instead of flakes, snow fell all at once? Like 6 inches of snow just plummeted to the earth in one thick blanket setting off car alarms and knocking people over, but that was it. That was the snowstorm. “INCOMING!”
ssj8goku: car giving birth BEAUTIFUL (REAL)
autonomous-geordie: marlbororedgirl: stunningpicture: 赔,000 Aston Martin killed by 赨 pink car aesthetic Class war.
snorlaxatives: why do all fall out boy songs make me want to stick my head out of a car sunroof and pump my fists and intensely sing along
lmaoalien: seedy: awkward eye contact with people in the car next to yours at a red light
yerawizardniamh: It’s the year 2083 and I start playing The Smiths in my hover car. My grandchildren will be in the back moaning ‘Granny, this band is 100 years old.’ AND IT WILL BE TRUE.
seabelle: I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch
retiredjesus: *my own funeral*me: mom can i stay in the car lol
intlsugarbaby: homosexualstereotypes: aleaula: tahitea: ohmonroe: stability: In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time I vow to reblog this every time is shows up on my dash love this they caused a
americanhighwayflower: the-art-of-fangirling:uptown funk is one of those songs that you hear for the first time and you’re like nice but then before you know it you’re screaming it in your car and dancing to it in the shower and incorporating its
the-art-of-fangirling:uptown funk is one of those songs that you hear for the first time and you’re like nice but then before you know it you’re screaming it in your car and dancing to it in the shower and incorporating its lyrics into your day to
rampagexrachel: tarntino: me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors* white boy: *breathing on window* lol but wut would u do if i was in there with u
sixpenceee: AN EGG One of the stories out there, that make you hit an existential crisis. Original Author: Andy Weir It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless
carbon2:loveandjealousy:bethechangeyouuwishtosee:upsetskies:this video is beautifulThis gave me the chills homie got out his car. this video is amazing. powerful
music-cars-otherthings:Top Gear - the best factual programme… in the world.
ohpmore: We’re driving fast in my car!
cerceos: David T Waller - Car Atlas-Rainbow, 2010
autonomous-geordie:marlbororedgirl: stunningpicture: 赔,000 Aston Martin killed by 赨 pink car aesthetic Class war.
jonkakes:artemia: note-a-bear: aminaabramovic: everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off this looks like so much fun Looks like that Dane Cook skit got a remix
if u texted drake in the middle of the night that u were sad he would leap into his toyota corrola and drive to your house immediately…even tho his legs are too big and his knees smash into the steering wheel every time he gets into the car…and sometimes
besttblrbits: how much is car insurance itsdemonssammy: blaming your parents for your unattractive genetics
sapphiredoves: sadmomhair: if your parents bought you a car, don’t ask why i don’t drive yet. if your parents pay for your college, don’t ask why i’m not going to school. if your parents paid for your apartment, don’t tell me i should move
splinteryourspine: splinteryourspine: I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off now that i think about it maybe
