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the-jacinth-song: typette: thequietpagan: bywandandsword: Fucking shit This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying. oh this is cute, it’s like something out of gunnerkrigg court or bracklewoo-OHHH SHIT The Dog Park
beben-eleben: Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: ugly: poor child was just running to the tire swing then gets absolutely SLAM DUNKED Come on and slam and welcome to the jam
lillianloverly: THIS IS A PSA THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU
crasymofo: IF YOU THINK IM GOING TO SPEND MY DAY LISTENING TO THIS SONG ON REPEAT UNTIL I MEMORIZE ALL THE LYRICS BACKGROUND NOISES DRUM BEAT HARMONIES then you are absolutely right my friend
grates: grates: im using tweezers to get all the seeds out of a strawberry this is Extreme Procrastination this was absolutely not worth the effort i regret doing it
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lvrnemalvo: monobeartheater: arcticmowsy: aerostarmonk: The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house. oh my god i just do not understand this post what even OH MY FUCKING GOD
thebagofholding: “man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
hemmogod: if someone writes you a letter or makes you a mixtape or composes a poem or song about you or creates literally anything for you then you had better cherish the absolute shit out of that person because they care about you a real lot
stfueverything: megsturbate: “I’m NOT a feminist or anything” is one phrase that absolutely fucking kills meLike, yes, you are but you don’t know the meaning of the fucking word I love this so much
tiger-ly: Nicki Minaj is an excellent and dynamic rapper, lyrically and stylistically, she’s topped charts in a male dominated space, she started from the absolute bottom and knows how to hustle and work her image, I don’t care whether you care for
nirvananews: An important read. “Thanks for the tragedy. I need it for my art. Punk Rock is Art. Punk Rock to me means freedom. The only problem I’ve had with the situationist in Punk Rock is that absolute denial of anything sacred. I find a
vedder-wash-my-love: I’ll end up alone like I began… Everything has chains, absolutely nothing’s changed
shuckl: your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting
jaclcfrost: never and i mean absolutely never let anyone tell u that u can’t go in a bouncy castle there is a u in bouncy and there’s gonna be a u in that castle
pineapplerecordco: lacigreen: joponyhere: lillianloverly: THIS IS A PSA THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL
e-katara: note: if you send me a message and i don’t respond it is not an insult or anything i just am absolutely awful at human communication like i’m only good at communicating when it is with small fluffy animals i am sorry for my failures
rally-dawson: ahh yes the sweet smell of feeling excluded from absolutely everything
neon-casket: wildbearchild: twowandsandadrink: ashkinator: politicalsexmaskitten: hooraychelle: yellowxperil: srsly tho this is absolutely a thing that dudes do all the f***ing time like where if he knows a girl doesn’t necessarily want to give
snorunt: nikaido: kweenofslayying: What in the absolute fuck same Me
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sp1rit: This animation is absolutely glorious. Just take a moment to appreciate that this was all done by somebody’s hand; that they slaved over this, and this was the result of a human, not a computer. It’s completely perfect.
facingthewaves: For once, it would be nice to feel confident about how someone feels about me. To be like “I absolutely am sure that this person likes me and enjoys my presence and wishes to keep me as a friend” idk I wish that wasn’t such a rare
nursary:menstrual sanitary products are not and should not be considered a luxury in this modern society they are ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY as a part of important hygienic gynecologic health. all people with vaginas DESERVE to have free access to them
hersheywrites: questosworld:surprisebitch:this is absolutely beautifulYo I wasn’t expecting to read that 👍File under: Things that make me happy.
paranoidhemmo:reminder: you being upset about this is absolutely valid
roselikesenglish: vickythepixie: can we acknowledge that this was absolutely disgusting? She forced herself on him and he was not comfortable, clearly seen in his body-language. In front of thousands of people. And then he was left on-stage, forced
everydaywithpewdiepie: princehans-kingnothing: This entire movie was an emotional roller coaster but this is the scene that absolutely shattered my heart. Wtf even the post made me cry
moonwalkerandthedragon-deactiva: “Robert told me, ‘It doesn’t matter how great you are on the drums, Jason. I love you to bits, and you play absolutely amazing. But John was the drummer in Led Zeppelin, and John was part of me and Jimmy and John
kyrstianabourdage: “I’m not a number” Pen and InkI absolutely fell in love with working on this piece it was only my second time working in pen and ink and my first time working with pen and ink on my own concepts. This piece make me feel happy
suspend: monobeartheater: arcticmowsy: aerostarmonk: The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house. oh my god i just do not understand this post what even de-lighted
rinandhawaii: I found this photo in my photo lab today and I absolutely fell in love with it. The print quality is amazing and I love their different tones and color, it tells a story. I could go on and on about how much I love it. To whoever shot and
3utthole:3utthole:A GIRL AT UNIVERSITY OF THE ARTS IN PHILADELPHIA PUNCHED A BOY IN THE FACE BECAUSE HE RAPED HER FRIENDTHE RAPIST AND HIS PARENTS GOT THE SCHOOL INVOLVED AND THE GIRL GOT SUSPENDEDTHE RAPIST HAS FACED ABSOLUTELY ZERO CONSEQUENCESHIS NAME
bodypositivestatues: You know what’s weird? BODIES. You know what absolutely is not made of straight, smooth lines? BODIES. You know what we all have in common? BODIES. You know what we need to drastically reframe our view of? BODIES.
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candlejack: organicthugsandlove: ninasophia: Karin Stack photographed her hair growing back after losing it in chemotherapy quite possibly the coolest thing i’ve ever seen in my life. I absolutely love this.
andioyu: i had a dream about honour and friendship and doing the right thing and somehow all of that was framed in having to prance through a gently sloping field absolutely covered in horse and dog poop it’s well symbolic i’m sure. “don’t make
petitsirena: bonjourbrielle: nicolebyer: blackfashion: Chloe & Halle - Beyonce - Pretty Hurts COVER FUCK FUCK FUCK. first of all, these girls are absolutely beautiful. and their locs > BUT DAYUM I WAS NOT READY. JAW DROPPING ALL THE
liberalsarecool: liberalsarecool: Shows how much ‘white nationalism’ and ‘conservative Christian’ are interchangeable. Republicans have no absolute values. It’s semantics and plausible deniability. They are cowards hiding behind an incompetent
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a-suckerfor-greeneyes: squidsmeister:should spiders be protected? sure. i can understand their importance in the grand scheme of things and the smaller ones don’t bother me. should tarantulas be protected? no absolutely not there is not a single doubt
earthdad: uncertainscientist: earthdad: do bugs think we’re sexy No. Absolutely not. Most insects have pheromones, that are unique to the species, that attract mates. We smell nothing like these pheromones, so we don’t seem like viable mates to
shannakeyes: My church offers no absolutes She tells me, “Worship in the bedroom.” The only heaven I’ll be sent to Is when I’m alone with you
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thebarbaricchef75: becomingsissy: Nice way to spend the day, no ? ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!!
princehans-kingnothing: This entire movie was an emotional roller coaster but this is the scene that absolutely shattered my heart.
artactually: that moment when you feel your heart give a little tug, and you start to doubt all that you’ve been taught for the past 8 seasons - that maybe there is no absolute evil, and they are all just lost, and afraid, and want to be loved
c-bassmeow: Who the fuck does he think he is looking this fine ? Like excuse me ? No. Absolutely not . This is not morally acceptable. I almost crashed my car and I’m not even driving. Making me act all extra and shit
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kkkaite: i absolutely love it when guys say this, it’s so cute.
disconnectedminds: Love, Love, Love. What is it good for? Absolutely Nothing!
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tiburonzin-uh-ah-ah: palestineonthemind: acidcu-nt: thatblondegurl: morningv1ew: cndygurl990: indigenous-thoughts: Rule of a gentleman. this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen. ABSOLUTELY FUCKING ADORABLE This makes me wanna cry OMG What
