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m-fing-slender-man-on-a-plane: luipaardjack: Jeff. Jeff. Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff! No. Jeff. No. Jeff. No. Jeff! Stop bothering me. Jeff, there’s something in my closet. There’s nothing in your closet Alex. You’re not five. Jeff, there’s
lifeisthefight: “You tell me that you love me so, you tell me that you care, but when I need you, baby you’re never there.” ~ Cake, Never There Source More edits here.
Robin Williams died today.At the moment I really have nothing to say and the shock is still there for all of us, I know. Usually I don’t pay much attention to the inevitable deaths of the famous, which like our own, are ever-creeping toward reality.
brotoro: f4lseteeth: 997: ive never felt this uncomfortable before i found a video of my funeral 1) you can see the body 2) there’s like 6 cops there 3) audible sobbing in the background
sissybilliee: sissycuckwannabe: MY THROAT SAYS - Don’t Forget ME ! Deep Deep Oral Pleasure has to include my throat. Yes to Loving cum never there’s never too much cum. I didn’t invent the all BJ weekend, but I sure love them :) When you
Think of this as the challenge that never was, for the thirty minute challenge, as this one was started way after original challenge post. So there was no way it could be uploaded, and it took longer than thirty minutes to do. Now the idea behind the
hypnobabble: hypnohop: It could have been a brilliant career…She didn’t have the right attitude for being a model, they said. She couldn’t pose properly, they said. She was never there on time, never wanted to do as she was told….They said a
Never There - Cake <3
there are others like this that I’ll fetch for the future, but this is definitely one of my favourites
beholdthepowerofyuri replied to your post “Do you watch DeathBattle?” for the record, Sun’s never been in DB (nor is he, as far as I’m aware, planned to be in any upcoming episodes), though there is a fansite dedicated to posting up a
itspissbuddy: jealous of people who get omo dreams because i almost never do but ive had a few:first dream i was in the woods in a large mansion that seemed to be abandoned, and i really wanted to pee somewhere weird in there, the whole dream i spent
I remember being young in English class and learning that there is always an antagonist in every story and I did NOT understand that. I’d be like….but WHY??When I’m outside looking at the sky, the trees, the nature all around me, I’m in awe
kvothbloodless: showerthoughtsofficial: We have no problem turning straight characters gay but would never turn gay characters straight Alchemists spent centuries trying to turn iron into gold, but never gold into iron.
There are times where I’m glad people can’t read my mind. Why? Because oddly enough, I would let him cum all over me so many times and I’m usually not into that. It was that hot. I’m that attracted to him.
captainamericaisavirgin: blackzephyrus: captainamericaisavirgin: feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of. oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH
somnoroasa: “This year I have disappeared. Or I was never there. Or I was never here.” — Jane Mead, from World of Made and Unmade
Never Going To Leave You
never mind. google helped.
jacknicholson: Every time Jack Torrance talks to a ghost, there’s a mirror in the scene, except in the food locker scene. This is because in the food locker scene he only talks to Grady through the door. We never see Grady in this scene.
yooooo, like if you get advice from a popular blogger who turns out to be a fraud, does that mean like… the advice was good? but good advice coming from a fraudulent person i mean… man, so many layers there
mgthejerkbender: there’s nothing more painful than shipping a ship that could so easily be canon and isn’t but there’s like this slight glimmer of hope that it might one day be canon so you keep holding onto that hope but it only causes more pain
bunnywith: jadedgalvanizer: timelordsatan: ambular-d: pumpkinlessidjit: i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth and whispers
There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you're one of the few who's never EVER left anon hate in somebody's ask box.
anthropwashere: kelssiel: teaboot: teaboot: “Why is there a pentagram on your floor” okay first of all mom, it’s not a pentagram, and second, what were you doing in my apartment oh shit I summoned my mom a parentagram #congrats on doing
there is no other side. this is it.
there was a star danced
samael: panopticblast: tevruden: princeloki: twenty years ago there was a big to-do all about this new website called Ask Jeeves. back then, if you wanted to search the web, you used yahoo search, and back then, search indexing was SHIT if you didn’t
sicknymphet: There’s nothinnnnng I love more than being shown off. Like I loooove when people are like “your boyfriend shows me pictures and He never shuts up about you” or like in public when he has to hold onto me or somethin. For a feminist
There is a war inside my core
gemslashstashcache: fortuitous-scoundrel: hey there, so hey. just curious. i dont wanna get my hopes up or anything. but are there any cool guys out there…who will probably be recording the full SU Panel? u know, u can even have bad quality and split
never forget your roots
spiritguide: WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT
luvloki19: There’s good fanfiction and then there’s fanfiction that I’d sell my soul to for regular updates
tmirai: spud-tan: pro to being friends with me i’ll draw you things con to being friends with me i’ll never finish it Nothing says love like unfinished sketches.
you.
spaecialconcerns: Awww There’s Tae’s cute little pout… And then Jongkey of course… And there’s Minh- Min-
jonnastaychic: artsyasfuckk: highonlife-drunkonlove: sonoanthony: xgbba: sonoanthony: staying in and saving money is never an L shit is boring as hell tho It’s boring to you. I know how to chill by myself My bed is top 5 most exciting places
jodiefosters-blog: “I know, I pick up the roles other actresses don’t want. When there’s movies where there are two sisters and one’s the uglier sister, there’s always no actress that wants to go for it. I’m like, why not! They’re the best
There was a time last semester where I was told I looked like Christina Hendricks like 3 times in 2 days by different people.
nayarivera: Back at The View As always, I had an incredible time co-hosting The View this week. I got to spend three whole days laughing, singing, and dishing it out with the crew. As you probably saw, there was never a dull moment :-) In case you
sad-black: itsqueerlyhalloween: lesbianmccree: boganjunkrat: did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to you perfect (bisexual) reblog if you are a perfect bisexual,
tomshardy: “What was great about this is that the luxury of a love story was not where we were, I mean they can’t even talk to each other. We never even talked about it - it was never there, no one said ‘maybe’, we never had to fight against it.
There's nothing to see here...
hurraymonster: biclopsdad: DO YOU EVER SIT THERE AND WONDER LIKE??? HAVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAD CRUSHES ON YOU AND YOU NEVER REALIZED IT LIKE WHAT IF THEY HAD THIS BURNING PASSION FOR YOU BUT NEVER SAID ANYTHING FOR WHATEVER REASON AND INTERNALLY SCREAMED
NEVER TRUST TOO MUCH
never-forget-me-bitch: futubandera:La cabra chora skajsk ctm`re
never realized how pretty my school is
problackgirl: “There’s a difference between discipline as abuse”… Um no hate to break it to you but violence against a child is inherently abusive. I don’t understand how people can process and understand that it is never okay for a husband
time ain't on my side, time i'll never know
there are no flowers
there was this boy who I used to talk with very often and he was a really big fan of the Smiths and sometimes he’d ask me to “kill” him (not really) and this used to always deeply puzzle me but i think i get it now
theres so much i need to draw, im such a slow artist
the-devils-feather:It’s always “I love you” and never “the only Heaven I’ll be sent to is when I’m alone with you”
masterkosa answered your question:hrhrmrhm Future Au whiterose or nah? Henceforward AU White Rose please. There’s enough Future AU… Why not both?
there's a room where the light won't find you
boomboombooom: “New year, and I’ve finally found myself. Not sure what the tipping point was: dyeing my hair, the nose ring, my ironic tattoo of Rachel Berry. But one thing I know: I’m never going back.” trololo I had to :D Just
There ya go, we can always count on the people of tumblr to make something out of nothing! We treat our cats with the utmost respect, we treat them as our children. I wake up in the mornings and care for the animals before I do shit for myself, and this
never forget the time we drove a rental to DC and parked in a parking garage only to have the entire fucking roof of it collapse less than 10 ft away from our car as we were walking away to leave it