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A true sissy calling and use of nice wonderful tactics to get some “straight” guy’s dick…but come for a sissy a dick is a dick, but nothing but a dick…Sissies never classify straight or gay, they just purely lovely to give some head, won’t
cheating-gf: You never worried because of your girl’s lesbian friend. After all, your sweetheart is straight on 100%! But this straightness - just a challenge for her friend. And when they stay for sleepover after another girl’s night she would not
heavyryan: thin2thick: jershm: feedistconfessions: I’ve never met a straight male who I found attractive and who was a feedee. I wonder if there are there even any straight guys out there? I worry I may never find one for me. Right here.
Garnet won’t tolerate anything she’s associated with being kept in the closet
She then proceeded to buy the bendiest ruler she could find
straight-off-the-deep-end: always-an-evans-addict: shellar: 2012 by Michael Muller ауттейки с фотосессии для Prestige Magazine I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE BEFORE HOLY
straight-off-the-deep-end: “The flag should never be displayed with the union (the starred blue union in the Canton) down, except as a signal of dire distress in instances of extreme danger to life or property.” - United States flag code (via Wikipedia,
kvothbloodless: showerthoughtsofficial: We have no problem turning straight characters gay but would never turn gay characters straight Alchemists spent centuries trying to turn iron into gold, but never gold into iron.
canadianslut: Nick Jonas: I’m not ever never maybe gonna say that I’m not 100% straight…maybe (or not) perhaps something could or couldn’t happen we never will actually know because maybe I think that perhaps I will never say never absolutely
terminal-bisexuality: 60% of straight women say they would never date a bisexual. 50% of straight men say they would never date a bisexual. 40% of gay men and lesbians say they would never date a bisexual. Bisexuals are obviously just greedy. They’re
skillzyo: skillzyo: I’m going to establish myself as a writer who never writes straight relationships. Then, one fateful day, I’m going to introduce a straight couple. I will make them the healthiest straight relationship ever without ever saying
cheshireinthemiddle: anti-feminist-rayquaza: rebecca-dearest: omgblurg: royeah: THAT’S IT. I WILL NEVER WRITE AGAIN. I COULD NEVER REACH THIS LEVEL OF ART. I GIVE UP. Hahahahahahahaha Lets do one for Straight girls next. Straight girls By
rawmasshole: cobaltdays: sleepyblowjobs: vaginatrainer: How come gays having sex on tv never use lube?? straight direction, straight writers, straight producers, straight hollywood they literally just do it on the spot with no douching no lube
Animation is motion, it’s an action, it’s a cumulative effect and yet for some reason whenever people critique a cartoon they almost never think to talk about how it looks when it moves, how it portrays action, how it utilizes pacing or timing to
I could never be a vampire based purely on the fact that I love garlic too much
straight-ish-ny: sprinkledpeen: STU FUCKS BLAKE WATCH THE TRAILER HERE Reminiscing and remember that hot stud Stu especially those days when he wasn’t too bulked up. I hope he’ll make a comeback soon. WATCH THE FULL-LENGTH VIDEO HERE He’s never
straight-off-the-deep-end: alohdark: iamthecutestofborg: jinxedwood: man: clio-jlh: steevoooo: thedarkknyght: jcsp1688: paleasland: OMG …now that you think about it… Never can just scroll by this. No fucking way. always Well, that’s
ich-bin-khzar: Tbh I should have realized I wasn’t straight sooner than I did. I could never sit straight, my teeth weren’t straight, couldn’t stand straight, couldn’t keep things straight, and couldn’t keep my thoughts straight Evidently,
seriousflightrisk: holidaywithnuts: Why is it always ‘queer people are projecting their identities onto characters’ and never ‘straight people are presuming that their identity is the default’? I COULD NOT REBLOG THIS FAST ENOUGH
armiraizel: ohtheshippings: thecolfertomycriss:Because my OTP is always ‘right’ And never straight OMG
toocooltobehipster: itmakesyousorry: toocooltobehipster: “gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage” WHY DOES IT HAVE HANDS I NEVER NOTICED OMG
oneoakdutch: trebled-negrita-princess: dynastylnoire: trebled-negrita-princess: shakinstein: trebled-negrita-princess: I absolutely hate kids that were never taught to shut the hell up when grown folks were talking…. Cuz now they have a terrible
dynastylnoire: brattynympho: dynastylnoire: utopianslutttpalace: dynastylnoire: aliyeezy: jksforeskin: holy27: jksforeskin: THE WORST THING about having sex particularly with straight guys is when they’re all breathy tryna deep dick you and
cum-minx1005: blaqtivist: alejandreux: legend9000: vibrayter: imperfekct: facelesstiger: When White folk see Black people do somethin BUAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂 ….damn. Can’t teach rhythm story of my fucking life She straight ignored
smoochuu: proto-homo: anarchy-kisses: Gays not knowing strap means gun and straights not knowing strap means strap on has been the funniest miscommunication on the Internet so far This is definitely a nonblack thing ^
tarot-sybarite: lettersfromeleanorrigby: aria-jane-cherry: jennikeatts: w0rldweaver: soloveitchik: pbrim: iammyfather: nerdymouse: lesbwian: Shout out to all my straight sisters I’m so sorry 😞 Jesus, leave his ass. We learn fast to
mainmanblackdynamite: I think one of the biggest issues when it comes to straight men pursuing women is most of us have not been taught to value our own time and that we should be constantly aggressive when talking to women and it’s okay if she doesn’t
androgyne-enjolras: bangawang: anxietyparty: I hate when straight people talk about how we “should never assume anyone is gay!!” based on appearance/mannerism/behaviour/anything But they never talk about how assuming everyone is straight is harming
baejuu: It isn’t possible To never tell the truth
theoncomingassbutt: vinegod: Guy who thinks he’s on a reality TV show. by Marcus Johns I’ve been laughing for like 5 minutes straight
k-y-h-u: straight thuggin from the south pole
holidaywithnuts: Why is it always ‘queer people are projecting their identities onto characters’ and never ‘straight people are presuming that their identity is the default’?
squareenix-official: cobaltdays: sleepyblowjobs: vaginatrainer: How come gays having sex on tv never use lube?? straight direction, straight writers, straight producers, straight hollywood they literally just do it on the spot with no douching no
I’ve had a headache for two weeks straight now and I’m absolutely dying. I want to call the doctor but I’m afraid I’m just going to be told to stop drinking caffeine 🙃
My least favorite thing to hear from people I used to know is “oh, so you’re gay now?” No darling, I was never straight. You were just lucky enough to bear witness to my truly Oscar worthy performance in highschool My one man show. I just yelled
openupsayyes: thewickedphoenix: …and I’m almost down on it! HAWT! awesome good god, let me make you never straight. UNF
armiraizel:ohtheshippings:thecolfertomycriss:Because my OTP is always ‘right’And never straight OMG
armiraizel: ohtheshippings: thecolfertomycriss: Because my OTP is always ‘right’ And never straight OMG
simmonsized: welcome to The Accidental Shipping Club, where our motto is “I never meant for this to happen to me”
skillzyo: seeyanerds: skillzyo: I’m going to establish myself as a writer who never writes straight relationships. Then, one fateful day, I’m going to introduce a straight couple. I will make them the healthiest straight relationship ever without
Um yeah. This took way too long. Never again. :3
never-enough-slut: Bondage sex is one of my top two fav things in this world! I love being handcuffed and pounded. Found this boy at a bar & straight to a motel room.
davidtennantgasm: stileslydiamartinstilinski: spaceisprettycool: cronusnyeh:refusingtosinkmyship:paxamgays:it’s weird how bra commercials are more aimed towards straight male audiences more than the audience that’s actually gonna buy a fuckn braIf
straight-off-the-deep-end: ofstarlightandbows: imorethaneye: Current sexuality: A healthy mix of wanting to go skinny dipping in Chris Pine’s eyes and the intense desire to have Gal Gadot teach me why men are not necessary for pleasure. I have never
midtown120blues: When you’re sick of the homie complaining about never getting head
aeritus: For @never-straight as @homestuckendexchange Wanted to draw all the gays and make also DirkJake but nothing came to mind, sorry!!! :( Hope you like those =D
lokorum: it’s never too late for hannibal (≖ ͜ʖ≖)
whothefuckisbruno: binkshapiro: i am seriously genuinely so sad that i’m never going to date this boy as a straight guy I am sad I’ll never be him but also that I’ll never date him
naked-yogi: Alcohol goes straight to my clitoris.
