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I had never been so hard in my life as the object of all my fantasies - my older sister - crawled on her knees toward me, her huge slutty tits swinging below her. “Big sis needs cock,” is all she said.Â
theselfieshelf: Just a year ago, I had never taken any “naughty” pictures in my life. Now, after dating my current boyfriend, I take them all the time for him. It really has done wonders for my body image and confidence! Thought I’d share some
rivenhyena: ourfaultingstars: heroingranola: my ride is here I have never been so disturbed in my life. Can I have four of these to pull a carriage at my funeral?
itsfuntoshowoff: Oh my god… The way she soaks her underwear. Amazing. :) I’ve never gotten this wet in my life! Girls! Do you want to be able to submit sexy or teasing pictures totally anon and enjoy people looking at you? That’s why I made my
So guess what arrived in the mail today. (Yes, I cry manly tears in the presence of beauty.)
sorasusi: have some more kawaii doge pictures, this time photographed by my friend Kaust who actually knows how to take pretty photos procrastinating my life away and avoiding all work I should be doing, but look at my dog’s adorable face
hairypitsclub: Pits and my favorite dress with my corset underneath. I’ve never felt more beautiful in my life
sexyanonymous3000: diamond-hard: This video made me so fucking horny. I have never been this horny in my life. My load is going to be hugee Over 24,000 submissions, videos, and amateur pics See my submissions! sexyanonymous3000@gmail.com
joshpeck: troyleryo: I’ve never related to anything more in my life life isn’t all relatable tweets
2hot2bstr8: oh my GOD!!!!!!! that guy is getting fucked by seriously, one of the thickest cocks i’ve seen in my life!!!! HOT AS HELL! DAMNNNNNN…. ♡♡♡ I am all for a big cock. But damn my ass would never be the same after that.
tamemysharptongue: dominantandkinky: stainedpure: Oh. My. Gosh. I’ve never needed anything more in my life. Inspiration. Pure and simple. Fuck. Oh my yes.Yes.
rohosub: Yesterday evening my wife expressed her new found love for the cock extender and the Emla cream at a dinner party with several other couples. I’ve never felt so humiliated in my life. However my cock responded by trying to break out of it’s
I truly hope everyone who thinks that selling stories (written in explicit sexual detail of real r*pe and abuse of minors that actually occurred in REAL LIFE) ~isn’t child p*rn~ is never allowed to be around children or have children. You are trash.
darkjez: eclecticpurple: well-im-the-lord-of-time: spikeschilde621: hermiones-booksandcleverness: and my favorite favorite favorite I have never related more to anything in my life …I feel like someone just watches my interactions and
ryebreadgf:‘it’s only embarrassing if you decide it is’ as a philosophy has literally changed my life
pinkmanjesse: christmas in literally in 4 days, but i have never felt less christmassy in my life
lesbx:cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at oncecat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles
mooncustafer: notquitesoancient: you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who
staticnoises-deactivated2021052:secr3treveal3d:zaynelemeilleur:Throwing my version of the creator gap moe from twitter here for my fellow FFAs 😌This is so cute - & prefect never have i found an image i relate to more in my life (except for the
liquidlyrium: ohmyloria: raptorix: masterwaffle: thebiotic: uhhh james, you okay? NOBODY WANTED MY GODDAMN EGGS If they stick to the pan like that, I don’t think I’d want them either. I have never laughed harder in my life, omg oh my god
ive sprained just about everything that can be sprained, numeratous lacerations, bruises beyond number, but I ain’t never broken anything. not a single broken bone in my whole life. i think i should get a reward for that or something.
seandacari: hunghairybear: fhabhotdamncobs: hungbears4me: Woof W♂♂F (WARNING! Not the place for “Pretty Boys” or their fans) Fuck yes. Shove it down my throat. I never wanted to bottom so bad in my life. I had my back arched
slothful-rabbit:manywinged:manywinged:ive never proofread a single thing ive written in my life as soon the words are outside my brain i no longer recognize them as mine and i want nothing more to do with themi write bastard sentences with my evil little
nar-wh4ls: so my one teacher mentioned she had a twitter today naturally i stalked it & i have never had so much respect for someone in my life and my personal favorite
beartier: my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’ and i have never been more confused in my life until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’ i am so fucking done
amandaschronicles: consultingmoosecaptain: checkerdox: peens: IT’S CIRCLING MY CAR there are tears?? running down my face why is it why?/ ww/ it’s like? a ZOMBIE MOVIE?? I HATE TURKEYS i have honestly never laughed harder in my life
sanamivera: mliaverage: Today, I was in the supermarket looking for fish fingers in the freezer aisle. I got to the last freezer to see a small boy staring back at me from inside the freezer. I have never screamed so much in my life. MLIA This.
chocobo-strider: of-things-unknown: radioactive-lllove: lexinoel342: dancemommamaniac: I AM ACTUALLY IN TEARS CRYING FROM LAUGHTER I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A VIDEO IN MY LIFE OH MY OMG I CANT EVEN TELL YOU HOW GREAT THIS IS. WHAT JUST
ex0skeletal-undead: “I was a police officer for nearly ten years and I was a bastard. We all were. “This essay has been kicking around in my head for years now and I’ve never felt confident enough to write it. It’s a time in my life I’m ashamed
derpycats: My cat got stuck in a cheez-it box, and I have never laughed so hard in my life
lunarprincessyue: angelrin89: amadmansgarden: slightlyinsaneblackcat: skeleton-on-the-internet: regretproduced: lil-purrfect-femme: Found this in my brother’s room this morning. I have never felt so disappointed in my life that that little fucker
restoremyfateinthese: of-things-unknown: radioactive-lllove: lexinoel342: dancemommamaniac: I AM ACTUALLY IN TEARS CRYING FROM LAUGHTER I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A VIDEO IN MY LIFE OH MY OMG I CANT EVEN TELL YOU HOW GREAT THIS IS. WHAT
purplelittlemermaid: buttcheekpalmkang: gochellzgo: imsoshive: kir-dashian: imsoshive: polosweater: play some lil boat or lil uzi…. shiii, play some Kodak. you just named three niggas i’ve never heard of in my life How you never heard of
2460onetruepairing: monkeyfo: felix-rain: (x) oh my god never hit reblog so fast in my life If you look closely, you can actually pinpoint the second when her heart rips in half.
opangatay: Ever since I was young I never understood anything about the world, and I never understood anything that happened in my life. The only thing that ever made sense to me was you, and how I felt about you. That’s all I’ve ever known and that’s
kidslutti-: floozyfumes: My grandmother used to say the more skin you show, the more shame that you have, but I’ve never been more proud in my life. This is my body, my pride and joy. Why be ashamed of the inevitable? I am woman. Why cover what makes
i’ve never bought a daki in my life, (i almost made a daki one time though) but i just didn’t really have the need (or space) for one, and now im ready to buy 50 of those and im gonna tuck them in every night and pray to my precious, sexy katsudon
alyssabarbara: I could hear everything, together with the hum of my hotel neon. I never felt sadder in my life. LA is the loneliest and most brutal of American cities; New York gets godawful cold in the winter but there’s a feeling of wacky comradeship
momsondelight: momsloverboy: momfacials: I laid my head back and relaxed as I felt my mom’s mouth close around my oversized cock. I never felt more relaxed in my life, and she squeaked with surprise when I started cumming. She spent most of that
bigcockfattits: I have never been this horny in my life. It’s a downpour of cum in my room.
kpgrsr: superhgeek: She is in my top 5 of the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my life. She is truly gorgeous I have to force myself to turn away from her image because I become captivated and sad that I will never meet her. Her name is Caroline
You never think stuff like this is gonna happen to you… And then it does. I’ve never felt more violated in my life
Like I have DEFINATELY never ever done this in my life… especially when i was a child.also I have never ABSOLUTELY stole granma’s meds and syringe to heal plushes.Or made an eye transplant from Mufasa to Simba because they were related and so
crunchymaggots: wigglyistough: pondwitch: this is qwilfish, a generation 2 pokemon im just posting this to say, i have never, in my entire life, seen anyone acknowledge its existence. not only have i never seen fanart of qwilfish, ive absolutely
thatwritergirlsblog: abutterflyobsession: me: I will do things when I am less tired me: *never becomes less tired* me: oh no I have never seen anything more accurate in my life
best-of-funny: when-thewindblows: jokerkat: geekarama: What if instead of walking on all fours, cats walked like this? I would never breathe again because I’d be laughing too hard. why was this post liked I’ve never seen it before in my life
greelin: sorry to be corny but grocery shopping IS absolutely a form of intimacy like.. i’ve never felt more loved & in love in my life when i’m shopping with someone (my girlfriend) and i don’t even mention what i need yet but she’s already
nzpski: dancemommamaniac: I AM ACTUALLY IN TEARS CRYING FROM LAUGHTER I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A VIDEO IN MY LIFE OH MY I can’t breathe
fkn-ruude: thisisevak: & i never want to have to beg for anyone’s time again in my life. & I never will.
I will never get over Estelle’s line delivery as Garnet because I have never laughed so fucking hard in my life as i had while hearing ‘I am now the owner of the golden can opener…..yesssssss.’ and ‘Strike a pose!’ ‘…It’s…..Struck.’
hornydevil696: sflover88: YEAH YEAH YEAH YEEEAH, FUCK Yes! Fuck your little sister’s pussy. OOO Yeah, yes, Watch me bounce on that unprotected cock! I’ve never been more Fertile in my life, and I’ve never wanted a child as bad as I do now!
little-slut-with-lots-to-say: First song I ever sang to my first child when he was a preemie in ICU….I don’t know where it came from or why…but i sobbed through it as i sang……it was a moment in my life i will never stop reliving…. frillybowsandlace:
deviantdaddyandmysmittenkitten:In all my years, I never would have imagined having such an amazing woman in my life. The sheer thought of having a woman like her seemed unimaginable. Her beauty is only second to her heart and the amount of love she gives
p1nkcheeked:deviantdaddyandmysmittenkitten:In all my years, I never would have imagined having such an amazing woman in my life. The sheer thought of having a woman like her seemed unimaginable. Her beauty is only second to her heart and the amount of
hijerking: me, lying to myself: i’m never drinking again I have gotten sick from alcohol twice in my life and I am not lying when I say I am not putting that toxic shit in my body again. Done.
