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Thinking with the little headPeople say that guys have two heads, the one with a brain, and the one that gets them in trouble with horny impulses. But I never thought this could ever happen to me… Let me start from the beginning. I was dating this
‘Full body orgasm?’“Something has happened to me a couple of times. I’ve never managed to achieve a g-spot orgasm; I have toys and I enjoy the feeling during sex, but I can only achieve a clitoral orgasm. However, sometimes when I play with a
creamfaces: “Hi honey! You’ll never guess what just happened to me on the bus on my way home!”
steffydoodles: My favorite series I have loved it since I was 12 years old! I thought dramatic painting would look good on Griffith so here have some more hard lighting sunset crap! It’s so much fun to color, it actually makes me want to color my doodles
eichmanns: Oh my goodness! That would be horrible if that happened to me! Cruelly chastised for life?? Never to play with my stiff little peeny again?? sissycumslut4owner: Is it so wrong that this is what I truly desire from life? Transformation and
ohfrodos: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
objects-for-male-use: I don’t have to pay attention for you to do your job. oh fuck no. being an asshole doesn’t make you a dom… just a dick. Seriously - this would NEVER happen with me. ugh.
swagdeddy: i would literally never play this game again if that happened to me
tossme: “I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.”
cigarpervdad: fagthing: fucking hot! S K
grilledgym: khaleesimemaybe:I’ve never see a more accurate depiction of a drunk person.second gif is the exact thing that happened to me once.
Dear Future Husband, If you happen to find me, lost in the pile of women who I’m sure you’re sorting through right now, this would be the engagement ring of my dreams. Don’t stress about it thought because I’m sure I’ll never
tyleroakley: thesesmalltownmindsstaysmall: Tyler Oakley: How To Put A Condom On Whenever someone asks me what my favorite video I’ve ever made is, I usually say this one. I literally think it’s funny… and that never happens.
dirtymikefl: bi-tami: This is one of the most AMAZING Videos on TUMBLR Regardless of your views on IR watch it…This actually happened to me once in my 20s...I passed out from the fucking I was receiving & what woke me up was that he never stopped
@noxybutt, you’re the best thing to happen to me and being away from you has never felt so rough. Sorry you guys, I just needed to post this for a moment. Really emotional right now, who woulda thunk!
gothicprep: no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life
mindlessgonzojam: fonzworthcutlass: ericaclark1908: pr1nceshawn: The struggle was real. They will never fucking know! I swear. But I could still send a 2 paragraph text in 30seconds. It’s still happening to me! I have a prepaid!
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elvenkiing: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
beckpoppins: i-leftmyheartinkyoto: everybodyhasclaimedeverything: sizvideos: Video O This happened to me when I was in Japan and it’s something I’ll never forget. this is not what I was expecting
agentbutts:15 days of lotr | 3. most powerful lineI wish the ring had never come to me…I wish none of this had happened.
discourser-of-kruphix: swagdeddy: i would literally never play this game again if that happened to me For those of y'all not In The Know, this strategy is called F.E.A.R. Focus sashEndeavorAttack, quickRattata And everyone hates it
queermeup: The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001), dir. Peter Jackson I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
fatloverman-deactivated20230128:fatisfun:I’ll never not reblog this amazing gif. Need this to happen to me
crashyourcrew: deviatedanddope: clarknokent: teaforyourginaa: goldenafrodite: Worst thing ever lmfaoooo damn Bruh if this ever happens to me imma die I’ll never have to worry about that lmfao ✊ Lol
robynluvsblk: tights4me: Teach me daddy Yea like this has never happened to us…right gurlz?
fleet-wing: YAY, ANOTHER STEAM HACKER GOING AROUND. So I’ve only heard about this one, never had it happen to me. UNTIL NOW. So this “thing” is going around, sending people messages saying “WTF DUDE?” with a legit looking link. Well, it shouldn’t
I need this to happen to me I can never find something alike!😩
growingbig: never-fat-enough: adiposexxxl: Love fat art :-)) Sometimes, I wish this could happen to me. Maybe not being bound… but being able to just stay in one place for a while and constantly be fed good food and grow huge! Like… if someone
thedenofravenpuff:ickie-vickie:thedenofravenpuff:ickie-vickie:hartenas-themod:Don’t wake the bat! Silly doodle with @ickie-vickie! c:TRI HALP! Why does this thing keep happening to me? Never wake the bats! You get one bat screaming, you soon got a
unhinged-mod:shroudthecursedone:nearlyentertainment:thedenofravenpuff:ickie-vickie:thedenofravenpuff:ickie-vickie:hartenas-themod:Don’t wake the bat! Silly doodle with @ickie-vickie! c:TRI HALP! Why does this thing keep happening to me? Never wake
grilledgym: khaleesimemaybe: I’ve never see a more accurate depiction of a drunk person. second gif is the exact thing that happened to me once.
otpprompts: Imagine your OTP having to share an air mattress for the night. Person A is already in bed and comfortable, and person B, very tired from the day, flops down on the other side, thus launching A into the air.
anniviech:[That first time Rose caught a glimpse of some of the Doctor’s skin - and came to a startling realisation… 🤭]
I feel like people who don’t have the maximum number of save files in a game have never played one of those old games where if you forgot to grab a thing 80 saves ago you are screwed and can’t finish the game anymore. That happened to me once
thegoddamazon: howidiotic: ISN’T IT AWFUL WHEN YOU’RE READING A POST AND YOU ACCIDENTLY REFRESH THE DASHBOARD AND YOU KNOW YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO SEE THE POST AGAIN This happens to me 2345432425 times a day. And I blame this new pop-up window
lunazes: “Hey, so you’ll never guess what happened to me today!”“No, you have to guess!”
things that will never fail to make me cry:fun.’s the gamblershinee’s like a fire performance @tokyo domekouao
beyonslayed: *random bad thing happens to me* Me: homophobia never sleeps I see…
deepschlong10: bi-tami: This is one of the most AMAZING Videos on TUMBLR Regardless of your views on IR watch it…This actually happened to me once in my 20s...I passed out from the fucking I was receiving & what woke me up was that he never
secretfemboy: Sissy Thanksgiving Pt. 5I was so embarrassed that I had gotten an erection when I took a sauna with Mr. Gregory that I had to get out of the hotel and clear my mind. What was happening to me? I had never thought about being with another
this happens to me every single time, it never fails i’m used to it
adrasteiax:“summer afternoons you look at me as though you meant to leave, as though it never happened. But I killed for you. (…)” — Louise Glück, from Gretel In Darkness in “Poems 1962-2012″
gingerpup69: gayfilth: but he never quits. I so want this to happen to me… i want to be the bottom.
crackervolley: pembrokewkorgi: diancie: voidbabe: crimewave420: I’d quit playing if this happened to me tbh BRUH Note to self, NEVER participate in a Smash competition. Sadly enough… this was the highlight of the entire Sunday finals :/
lovelysuggestion: Just because it isn’t happening right now doesn’t mean it never will
felkina: “What was happening to me? These feelings and such… I had never felt them before.. I was a goddess of pure intentions with no desire other then to be the best of the bunch… Yet ever since Uni began to spiral out of control, it has made
simmonsized: welcome to The Accidental Shipping Club, where our motto is “I never meant for this to happen to me”
thetattedstoner: “One of ‘em said they’d suck my dick from the back. I ain’t never had that, ever happen to me, I’m trying to see what that be like.”
partyinmypenthouse: summerr-surf: I want guy friends like this ^^ same, but most guys basically hate me lol so never going to happen, sigh click here if you hate self promoting cl
darfin says next time I see him he wants to use some of my toys on me, that’s never happened!!!
You looking at her fruit?: So here it is.This is my story.Allright.let me give you a hint to...
world-of-asian-beauties: 💕 @itsjenningu 💕 Every bad thing that happens to me is a direct result of leaving my bed… so I have decided to NEVER leave my LULL mattress ever again ❤️ Hibernation Mode in full effect🐻 Use my link https://lull.com/jngu
amaranthdesires:Funniest thing about being me a trans woman, constantly wanting needing desire to be filled and fucked knowing It’ll never happen 💖 🎀
chakrabot replied to your post: I was watching Supernatural and my tablet started… What kind? My tablet does that, too, sometimes. Bamboo wacom! it never happened before to me sdfj actually I think it’s just because the tip is really really
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