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“This is one of those things I thought would never happen to me but it did! Okay so I recently moved to a new town and clicked instantly with one of the other girls at work. She’s married, and funny and amazing. We started hanging out at
I walked on the moon by IshikeiSadly this can never happen to me since my house has no neighbors :(
slowrub: This will never happen to me, haha!!
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slowrub: add this to the list of things that will never happen to me A man can dream
briavill: shadowmaster86: this never happened to me when i was a pizza guy, i wish it had though!! Love it
adam2adamtn: juniorafterdark: sir2u: sportphuk: Platform 8 1/2… It pays to advertise Lived in NY for years! Why did this never happen to me! Waiting for the train….
secretlifeofflea: bumfinger: goddess3: Me This has never happened to me in 17 years as a tradesman. This has happened to me with a tradesmen
shycrossdresser2: I Would Never Leave That never happens to me in the laundromat
cartoonyworld: I’m just saying - I actually got so much bullshit hate in a fandom I was in - I practically fled it and almost gave up art (especially the not so safe for work kind) and didn’t do anything for an entire year I never want to see this
incorrect48quotes:Jurina: Don’t worry about me. Nothing’s never happening to me, never.Rena: I know. I’m- girl, you phrased that so weird.Jurina: I may have a concussion.
nondeadnative: matariel: this is the funniest thing in the world THIS MADE MY DAY LOL CUZ THIS SHIT LITERALLY HAPPAEND TO ME LIKE 2 weeks ago carpooling with a bunch of ndns Lolololoolol
beyonslayed: *random bad thing happens to me* Me: homophobia never sleeps I see…
tzysk:Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time fanart - They put out a notice they were looking for designs/art so I took a crack at it (not sure if they will use it though)~Pro bono workEdit: They used it! Buy here: http://swedishmealtime.tictail.com/ I’m
scaitblue-nsfw: Commission for kingsora1123 who wanted ophielia and odeth <3 TIME TO GET CLEAN! a dream that will never happen to me T ^T
This never happened to me, but I’m imagining the dialogue that could occur if this happened to roommates.
gingerhaze: I’m worried the same thing will happen to me if I watch it even though I don’t like werewolf things and I have never liked werewolf things and I don’t see any reason I would like it I told that to a friend and he said “but there’s
armins-secret-armin-rp-blog: jjeans binder. was probably white originally. but he never takes it off. he tries to sleep in it. its sweaty. it smells bad. he sprays it with febreeze and/or douchey cologne to mask the scent. his friends have to make
demoiselledefortune: Name a character from one of my fandoms, and I’ll give you either (a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon(b) a reason he/she sucks© a reason he/she is awesomecakes(d) five things that never happened to that
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bbabybbear: This never happens to me, but I peed my pants waiting for the bathroom to open up. Why must all my housemates decide to shower at the same time?! 🌹message for custom/premade content🌹
darlinglum:Towa: “This never happened to me when I was in the other world.” Moroha: “I never had to go through this.” Myoga:
sees someone w/ the mspp avatar and starts having war flashbacks to 2011 when i spent months on end trying to get the card lent to me
lostqueenlostqueen: leahfromthenorthwest: chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: I have never seen a dude slap a strange woman on her ass. Ok, some of us have. Some of us have experienced it first hand ssssssoooooooo….. This happen to me once while
thebiggesttits: thebiggestever: nobreasttoobig: onlookers12: How flashing should be done. Aisle 17: tits and nipples… Not to mention she’s got some amazing tits to flash. This NEVER happens to me at the store.
raptamaiko: shinygays: thekiwicanfly: They say businesses should always listen to the conversations hapenning in social media between their consumers and this is one of those times for them to be listening ive never even watched anything related
dirtygirl717: aurelius23: 8-ball in the center pocket. Better hope I don’t scratch. This never happens to me when I go to a pool hall, maybe I need to find someone with their own table who has good aim.
fuckyeahforeveralone: This never happened to me. Please believe me. LMFAOOOOOO
someoneskitten: faithhopeloveanbutterflies: southerngirlk: I really wish I could say that this has never happened to me but it did. I was a complete fool to believe that you were different. That you actually gave a shit. I guess my first sign was that
subtill-beslaved-under-women-tpe: herrinkatharina: 👠 i know it before ANY ADULT WOMEN sit on the face of me. But i accept in reality That ADULT WOMEN Have prinzipiell RIGHTS to sit on the face of me. its never happened to me but in reality i will
sonypraystation: surprisebitch: listening to Hotline Bling makes me feel nostalgic about things that never happened to me.. no one even used to call me on my cellphone late night when they need my love but i feel like someone did and i can relate
gothicprep: no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life
I’m sitting here thinking about everything, how I fucked up, why I fucked up. I fucked up the one good thing that happened to me, I fucked it up so badly. I was such an asshole and I got the torment I deserved. There was this girl who I thought
troyeainttouchnogirl:nerd-with-wings:futurediver:DO YOU SEE IT NOW? What is happening to me i don’t fucking understand what’s happening with my eyes i’ve never been so confused
moonsugarstars: Full colour commission for @beneatheverse! They were kind enough to commission me to draw my own character, Hallow’s Eve! That’s never happened to me before :P
bearslave-china: To block the keyhole with a solder.Now, there’s no key to open this lock.用錫焊把鎖孔堵死，現在任何鑰匙都無法打開我的鎖。 Hot, but hope that never happens to me!
magic-spelldust: concept: me, 10 years from now, living in a pretty house with my love, sipping a hot cappuccino on a rainy autumn afternoon. our dog curls up next to me in the window bench while our cat snoozes on the bed. i’m financially stable and
dirtyredheadedslut: atimidmanliveshere: mastersir: floridagirl46: My brother kissing me on the cheek doesn’t count! Quite true, it’s never happened to Me, not once! atimidman I was ALWAYS working making other peoples Christmas a happy one it
infiltration: sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget
surprisebitch: listening to Hotline Bling makes me feel nostalgic about things that never happened to me.. no one even used to call me on my cellphone late night when they need my love but i feel like someone did and i can relate
saturday died in my arms last night. yesterday i had a feeling it would be that day. i just had a feeling. i have never watched something die before. he wouldn’t eat or drink and just wanted to snuggle, and as soon as he stopped breathing, his teeth
Good way to cause an accident lol, how come this shit never happens to me? 😂😂
parasexdise: novamist: aloe-vehra: euoria: margaritatwist: Too cute not to reblog. crying becos that would never happen to me nevertheless even have a boyfriend OMG WHY THE HELL DOES THIS NEVER HAPPEN TO ME -_- BOYS WITH SISTERS IM TELLING YOU
meme4u: I shall proceed to eat them both I hope that never happens to me again.
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sexysoul: misssilv: Why does this never happen to me when I go out to the pub;-) can i buy you a drink? Oh sim isso … eu também quero que isso aconteça comigo , um desconhecido … hummmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aloe-vehra: euoria: margaritatwist: Too cute not to reblog. crying becos that would never happen to me nevertheless even have a boyfriend OMG
parasexdise: novamist: aloe-vehra: euoria: margaritatwist: Too cute not to reblog. crying becos that would never happen to me nevertheless even have a boyfriend OMG WHY THE HELL DOES THIS NEVER HAPPEN TO ME -_-
surprisebitch:listening to Hotline Bling makes me feel nostalgic about things that never happened to me.. no one even used to call me on my cellphone late night when they need my love but i feel like someone did and i can relate
… I may be wrong but I think this guy used my Steven universe shirt as an excuse to start talking (flirting??) with me oh my gosh he just came up super nervous and pointed to my shirt and asked ‘do you like the show?’ And we started
onefourthdork:THAT HEADBUTT WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME OKAY I LOWKEY NEVER WANT IT TO GO AWAY
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