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I had to admit to even impressing myself this time. I had never even considered a cross-race bimbofication, but the guy was willing to pay double, so of course I gave it a shot. I didn’t expect it to work at all, much less work so well. I fucked
working-hard-and-never-giving-up: isolated-roots: emmylovestrees: fairytalesandfallenangels: thesoil: Holy shit I can’t even begin to describe the brilliance of this segment. Bravo. Bra-vo. i’m screaming. she’s fucking awesome. anyone
sharing-husband: Hubby never believed when she said he makes her scream, yell and moan, so wifey makes a little video of her boyfriend fucking her while hubby is at work to show him how good he fucks his pretty wife…
explodewithcum: Honeyyyy. I’ve been really horny this past week, but you’ve never been home because of work! How about…you release that stress from work on me and pleasure yourself. I’ll be your little temptress for tonight and we can fuck until
phantomverse: xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before joke or not, look at that skeleton
irisfuckdoll:Big brother never goes to the gym, he works out by fucking me, tossing me around like a human fuckweight and pound my fuckholes hard while working all of his muscle groups :)For my part I just be nice pleasant piece of fuckmeat and enjoy
youwontcum: Have you closed the lock? Good. Let me tell you how this will work: You will never get to fuck me. Actually, you will never even touch me. You will never see me naked. You won’t even see me in my underwear. But once every couple of months,
justeatitbitch: cheating-gf: You have never dared to fuck your girlfriend so bad and rough. That is why she allows your neighbor to fuck her while you’re at work. I remember my ex telling me about how she fucked one of our black dealers to pay off
joes1026: I was so pumped. Fuck! I did it. Me. We’d been up against Ohio and thanks to Coach working my ass, I’d snapped a three-match stretch, turning our tie into a win by 3. Yeah, fuck Ohio, and fuck those assholes who said I’d never
dynamicsymmetry: kaijuno: People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say “I could never work in retail again” someone has to reply “You snowflake millennials can’t take a starter
siphersaysstuff: skillzyo: so yeah saw something on facebook that really pissed me off because I worked at McDonalds for three years. I wonder what percentage of people arguing against a minimum wage hike have never worked a fucking minimum-wage
xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before
daily-superheroes: Gotham needs youhttp://daily-superheroes.tumblr.com NOPE! Not gonna work. My answer would be “bitch, what the fuck has gotham done for me? I never even wanted gotham, you did. Fuck you and gotham. I’m leaving.”
sadismacorp: dotanon: xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before …i would like a joke…. yiss
cinnamoneneko: xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before i’m so ready
kaijuno:People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say “I could never work in retail again” someone has to reply “You snowflake millennials can’t take a starter job because you have
cryoganix: xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before came for the blogs, stayed for the skeletons
masontrustrpg: annabellebanks: So what is it that you do Mason? I work in marketing and it’s really fucking dull. Oh. Wow. Never heard someone be so honest about their work. (Laughs)
premedified: never let anyone fuck with your hustle. bad break up? get out the books. effort will never betray you. your degree will never leave you. this work means more than any man or woman who has or ever will hurt you. you are the architect of your
naughtynicegirl69: Your cock is already making me feel so fucking euphoric…I have to smile because I never get tired of the high that comes along with sex…Sometimes as your cock is fucking me oh so deep I can’t help but work my clit with my own
xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before Blood: I’m curious if it’ll work…
“fucking nip pig;;;fuck i can never get enough heavy action for my nips…so calif animal always looking to get em worked” Hot follower submission from muttcolin
sneakymedulla: cantstopwontstopdestinytrash: PSA VOTING THIRD PARTY IS LITERALLY FUCKING US OVER PLS DON’T. IT DOESN’T WORK. IT NEVER WORKS.
jsantagato: sushinfood: vvankinq: this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck. dear god i’m 28 and never knew this I’ve seriously been writing out so many different problems and it works…
phabulouskilljoy:xlb42:xlb42:docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before i’m not even anticipating for the skeleton
Jennifer had never known what people refer to as an “easy life”. Growing up with father who fucked her from before she grew hair, who drank, gambled, never worked, Her mother had run away in the middle of the night when she was 10 to escape her father
thebabbagepatch: breelandwalker: sushinfood: vvankinq: this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck. dear god i’m 28 and never knew this WITCHCRAFT hmm i wonder if this works for bigger numbers…
30thchamber: fvlani: Home from work 😊 Why you get home so late? Why you so hard working? Why you never take no breaks? Why you so fucking fine?
troylers-hummus-in-the-club: xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before Good times before the skeleton
brothersandcousins: I had a bit of a moment at work yesterday, there is this apprentice electrician working on the job I am on just now, Cute as, no but this guy is FUCKING! handsome, he is about the same age as me. we have never spoke but I just get
onthekneesnow: Do it in a way that he will never know when you will do it. Before he falls asleep, or early in the morning, before he gets to work, after work, even in the middle of the night, and most of all, each time you will feel like fucking his
makingupthestory: She couldn’t resist trying it. She’d never been so forward in her life. Then again, she’d never had a man simply push his dick up her ass, either. “Fuck me!” she panted. It worked. Cum filled her ass seconds later
phabulouskilljoy:xlb42: xlb42:docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before i’m not even anticipating for the skeleton
I don’t want to work Saturday>.< I never work on Saturdays. I know it’s going to be busy as fuck, I already saw the schedule for Saturday. To many dogs are going to come in for vaccines.
teapayne: The only thing horror movies have taught me is if a killer is after you, never go for the car cause that thing is never gonna fucking start even if it was working perfectly fine 2 minutes ago
RELATIONSHIP TASTING MENU: First course Enamored want more Second Meh Third I never tasted that before Fourth I want more Fifth Fuck me that was good Sixth I need a smoke Seventh I have to work early Eighth I’ve never done that before Ninth I need
i’m really ashamed and embarrassed that i’ve followed/reblogged some of the people on this list. if you notice i reblog some fucked up people, please tell me. sex work is real work and i never want to unintentionally promote blogs that harass
fuck-liberal-morons: Never forget… and when I say that I don’t mean never forget that it happened. I mean never fail to realize that this enemy attacked us that day with the hope of destroying us and they are still out there working toward that goal.
xtinapink: Somebody cheer me up, I’m feel wound up, been working all day, or trying, 4 fucking no shows! And numerous guys who want me to fuck them…why would I want to be inside your ass… ew..fuck no, never !! Anyway, here’s me looking like
phabulouskilljoy: xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before i’m not even anticipating for the skeleton
uncensoredpleasure: Of course he’s never moaned like that with you, cuck. You’ve never given him half as much dick or fucked him half as hard. Now sit back and enjoy watching your buddy from work breed your boy raw on your bed, and if his dick slips
Fuck. Never taking a break from working out again. Ima be paying for this tomorrow :(
nitrons: unexile: nitrons: and if the city never sleeps then that makes two YO DON’T TAKE CREDIT FOR WARD ROBERTS’ WORK DUDE. DON’T BE A CUNT YOU FUCKING SQUIRREL the credits r on the tags actually so i credited him.. i never said this was
tarynel: fanboy-trav: hypersexualfangirl: file this under the shit-load of under appreciated people who you never learn about in school By fucking hand, bro. you always hear about the first man on the moon but never this Her work is already great
youwontcum:Have you closed the lock? Good. Let me tell you how this will work: You will never get to fuck me. Actually, you will never even touch me. You will never see me naked. You won’t even see me in my underwear. But once every couple of months,
Fucking important! It’s not only about “following your dreams” or being a special snowflake, it’s about working really hard and choosing your real, actual future. Because you should never trust or rely on society.
dashingicecream: i fucking colored it thumbelina!negitoro (please click it for full view)
lioness-of-the-leaf: troylers-hummus-in-the-club: xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before Good times
awaitingthegreatcollapse: I’ve never worked for an artist this way before, and I’m so fucking proud and excited. It’s still a work in progress, and we are already planning several more pieces together. Freaking awesome. I love this so much! Beautiful