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http://daddysfembabysitter.tumblr.comAs soon as I realized I could transform into anyone I picked this really hot girl my friend use to date. I wanted to see what it would be like to be a hot girl and get all the attention, I’ve never really gotten
She’ll never know me :( i hang out with her sometimes but i just don’t have the balls to ask her out on a date, uuuugh!!
Honey, if you keep begging me to let you come, I’ll never again let you shower with me before I go on a date.
s0phieann:a guy last night told me he’d never date me because i’m so fat c’: Are you serious?!?! You’re amazing!!
I’ll never understand how they clamp on Even the male version of the c-string makes even less sense to me
the-gt-food-traveler: underhuntressmoon: pvrisbrian: if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk I swing wildly between never shutting the hell up and turning into a stump ^^ and then I struggle
secretlifeofmimi: Flannel sheets always remind me of the first girl I dated. How I loved running my fingers through her long thick black hair and can never forget the way she tasted. Awe! I just saw this. She and I are dating again and it’s umm
quinngingerlove: archicide: “we almost dated” is such a weird relationship to have with someone Plus the sequel “we never got closure” And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”
thedemonica: i love when people want to play “never have i ever” because i destroy at that game. i’ve never had sex, i’ve never kissed anyone, i’ve never had a boyfriend, i’ve never been on a date. i just sit back and laugh my ass off as
underhuntressmoon: pvrisbrian: if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk I swing wildly between never shutting the hell up and turning into a stump
thejesusandmarxchain: norcal-nostalgia: The thing about dating me is one night you’ll find me in boxers and a v neck and the next you’ll find me in lacy black underwear. You never know what I might do. “If you date me I might wear some clothes
the-many-faults-in-our-stars: pros of dating me you can hold my hand whenever you want you can cuddle with me whenever you want you can kiss me whenever you want cons of dating me i get jealous easily i’m sad a lot i will never feel good enough for
m3glit: meghaljanardan: i just want to let ya’ll know i was never asked out to a school dance in high school and have never been on a date in all 24 years of my life. i’m not mad about it, just trying to normalize it. I was never asked out in
slimecourse: someone: i could never date a trans woman me: nobody asked someone else: yea nobody asked!! but i’m a cis bi/pan person! which means that i’ll date the transes! i’m attracted to men, women, and transes! hearts not parts! i’m not
quinngingerlove: archicide: “we almost dated” is such a weird relationship to have with someone Plus the sequel “we never got closure” And then the side adaptation “as I result I have a weird crush that never died”
hardcoregurlz: venessahjah: “I don’t think I can date a girl with as much muscles as you” Lucky for you you’d never get a chance to even date me. 💁🏽 Very Nice
i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me: I once told a male friend of mine that our teacher was getting the idea that we were dating. He stopped me and said “Whoa. I like you and all, but you’re BLACK; we’d never date.” (submitted by suddenly-sarah)
Call me one date Suzy
never date me. I am the worst. if you don't understand or like cats, I am not your girl.
machines-of-radiant-design: bootyaficionado: snapchatting: this is very important RIGHT WHEN I SAW IT WAS FOSTERS I WAS FUCKING HOPING IT WOULD BE THIS HAHAHAHA YES The best scene in cinematic history right here and forever quote worthy.
pros of dating me you can hold my hand whenever you want you can cuddle with me whenever you want you can kiss me whenever you want cons of dating me i get jealous easily i’m sad a lot i will never feel good enough for you no matter how many times
mokamonn: pros of dating me: -you can literally kiss me whenever you want there will never be a time im not down for that cons of dating me: -i have no idea how to kiss so it’s probably gonna be really lame for you im sorry
stevetogers: I’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way I have no preference
tigerwithagoldchain: tina-rose: thequintab: The Girl Who’s Never Been on a Nice Date: The Car. #blueteeth She’s so funny
wieso-bin-ich-noch-hier: pros of dating me you can hold my hand whenever you want you can cuddle with me whenever you want you can kiss me whenever you want cons of dating me i get jealous easily i’m sad a lot i will never feel good enough for you no
urbanoutfucks: pros of dating me you can hold my hand whenever you want you can cuddle with me whenever you want you can kiss me whenever you want cons of dating me i get jealous easily i’m sad a lot i will never feel good enough for you no matter
rainsfell: how do i get over someone who i never dated
ccoconutcat: me: has a account on a sex/dating/whateverit is platform to meet peoplealso me: never messages someone back who wanna meet and also never meets someone and always is like “nah” because i have that stupid “need to lose weight first”
