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For centuries the only record humanity had of a boar’s tusk helmet was a description in Homer’s Iliad. Through the years scholars assumed that Homer had just made up some fantasy helmet that never existed. But then archaeologists began to
guilty-bodies: a-boy-with-a-guitar: sorayachemaly: This should be posted in school hallways. Why do you all assume guys are pro rape? oh my fucking god shut up. She never said y’all are pro rape, but have you ever been to a high school or middle
kingcheddarxmas: Google says Laverne Cox is 30 which is strange because I’d never really considered her age? I always assumed she was an ageless being of pure light gracing this foul plane of existence from a dimension that transcends space and time
pwnypony: sociapathy: luckydicekirby: sass-master-jack-frost: I have never wanted to know why so bad in my entire life i assume this is why CLICK THAT LINK I laf’d
aleksandrwilde: jinxamataz: commissarcuddles: hexane-nightmares: Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them. How was this even caught on camera? did that cat fucking put the thing
writing-prompt-s: grotty-boi: thequantumwritings: thequantumqueer: lovelyada: dovewithscales: studioprey: writing-prompt-s: Death offers a game for your life. You decide on D&D. “I assume you’ve never played?” I asked.The cloaked figure
surprisebitch: wretchedsilence: the-cyanide-exploder: spookysage: haikyuuofficial: donkos: gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun is a treasure, if i don’t reblog this assume im dead I have never identified with a video more in my entire life Still relevant
Those people on Tumblr you never talk to but you reblog each other so you assume you are friends.
jfetishist: Palutena’s got Pit completely wrapped around her elegant little finger. Poor little dude never stood a chance! 😜💕💕 (any and all characters in both pictures and captions assumed by poster to be 18+)
glynnisi: heyfrenchfreudiana: bonsoirbirb: one thing I noticed about civil war was this cut where they were all suddenly dressed in their suits so i can only assume We never get what we really wanna see LOVE it
du4ne: me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know Probably safe to assume its the “bend you over” one if its me.
large-flightless-bird: when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground High probability a woman made this. If it was man… we just assume pee okay? Like… its almost never water…
worldfallsdown: unicorn-fish: joshishollywood: This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them lol wat This will never stop being
queenkickass: i basically have the mentality of a puppy when i’m talking to someone on the internet like if they don’t respond quickly i assume they hate me and are gone forever and we’re never gonna talk again but then they respond and it’s
gnashings:ursulaklegun:ursulaklegun:Claiming to be an empath is a red flag lolIt means “I am never going to put any effort into understanding you because I assume I know your feelings at all times”That and “I claim to be susceptible to everyone
properfaggot: Faggot Rule #102: A boy’s dick isn’t useless, never believe that. It can provide an excellent handle for Sir to gain some extra leverage particularly when a boy assumes his breeding position.
niiiiiiiiick: roboboners: miserability: what the fuck if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead sand de panda never gets old
cokeproblem: The best thing happened today. Last year I dated a boy who was kinda homophobic and assumed I was straight. Obviously we broke up but I never corrected him because I didn’t care. Today though, he passed me at lunch and was walking with
bigbootiejuicy: This shit Is FUCKIN wild. I can never seem to stay hard when I’m fuckin n got a dick in my shit. Smh. But I will GLADLY assume the bottom position in the scene. Hot, sweaty, stink ass sex. We’d turn on the heat to make it better.
elmakias: re-storingforce: Photo credit to: Adam Elmakis Dan Lambton of Real Friends I had never shot him before this, and didnt know what he looked like. I assumed he haf a tattoo on his face. So I found Dan about a month after this was taken and
catbountry: falsamilitis: dirgeofvalentine: “…You test my patience, Cloud.” “Shut up.” People say Cloud is some kind of angsty emo guy and I assume they never actually played this game.
carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel: finepieceofcas: a genderqueer superhero who wears a binder and hides their face so everyone assumes they’re male but then they have c cups and never bind as a civilian so their secret identity is safe Actually theres
skittleslol: cimness: sistahmamaqueen: commissarcuddles: hexane-nightmares: Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them. How was this even caught on camera? are you kidding me?!?!?
lettersfromtitan:aleksandrwilde: jinxamataz: commissarcuddles: hexane-nightmares: Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them. How was this even caught on camera? did that cat fucking
jinxamataz: commissarcuddles: hexane-nightmares: Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them. How was this even caught on camera? did that cat fucking put the thing in its mouth in midair
robotmango: PROBLEM:-THE TRUMP TEAM NEEDS TO FILL 3,000 VACANCIES IN THE NEXT TWO MONTHS. WHOA, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN??-they assumed the white house staff would be sticking around, because they never watched “the west wing” and also because they
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chandra-nalaar:“oh so since ‘mansplaining’ is so bad i guess i’m just never allowed to have an intellectual discussion with a woman ever again???” if you cant have any sort of conversation with a woman where you DONT assume that you objectively
digivolvin: exphautaz: asgardian-viking: digivolvin: men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly.
pipcomix: digivolvin: exphautaz: asgardian-viking: digivolvin: men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they
bellemeblake: onewordtest: fandom is so weird you never know how old anyone is but you just kinda assume most of them are around your age until proven otherwise and then one day someone is talking about their 9 year old kid on your dash and another
anais-ninja-bitch: youngbloodbuzz: peterssquill: peterssquill: peterssquill: the film never once identified carol w the name “captain marvel”, so i’m assuming nick fury probably had something to do w it steve rogers, recognizing an icon when
conceptionperfection: Emily didn’t notice me standing in the door. I took a moment to appreciate what I was seeing. I’d never thought about whether my girlfriend watched porn when I wasn’t around. We had a very active sex life, and I’d assumed
the-fandoms-are-cool: everythingis19: cosmicsyzygy: Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron! DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING I NEVER REALIZED are you serious I always assumed wizards just
cascrieff: one thing I never see anyone take into account is the fact that Hogwarts must be crawling with cats. you’re allowed to bring either a cat, an owl, or a toad. if we assume only 1/3 of the students bring cats with them, that’s still, like,
Has anyone watched that Game Grumps playthrough of Silent Hill: Shattered Memories? I’ve never heard of them before so I have no point of reference to how their videos are (I assume they’re grumpy) I do not generally watch Let’s Plays
shslwuss: artemispanthar: Has anyone watched that Game Grumps playthrough of Silent Hill: Shattered Memories? I’ve never heard of them before so I have no point of reference to how their videos are (I assume they’re grumpy) I do not generally watch
wintersveil: artemispanthar: Has anyone watched that Game Grumps playthrough of Silent Hill: Shattered Memories? I’ve never heard of them before so I have no point of reference to how their videos are (I assume they’re grumpy) I do not generally
cecefredzilla: artemispanthar: Has anyone watched that Game Grumps playthrough of Silent Hill: Shattered Memories? I’ve never heard of them before so I have no point of reference to how their videos are (I assume they’re grumpy) I do not generally
nenyc: My people do not feel sadness. Once I assumed this body, I started to feel all sorts of things I have never felt. RESIDENT ALIEN | 01x08 - End of the World as We Know It
a-ttitude: worldfallsdown: unicorn-fish: joshishollywood: This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them lol wat This will never
superwh010ck: queenkickass: i basically have the mentality of a puppy when i’m talking to someone on the internet like if they don’t respond quickly i assume they hate me and are gone forever and we’re never gonna talk again but then they respond
keithfecond: Man, I assume this is quite unknown, as I’ve never seen this creature before, but that’s definitely one of my new favourites. Look at those eyes, you just wish you could fall into them as soon as you notice those monsters she carries.
the-cyanide-exploder: spookysage: haikyuuofficial: donkos: gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun is a treasure, if i don’t reblog this assume im dead I have never identified with a video more in my entire life Still relevant to the video.
yoursexysister: I’ve been with quite a few boys, but my older brother and sister assumed their “innocent” little sister had never done anything like this. I like playing along ;)
miss-nerdgasmz: scoutsbutt: why do people automatically assume edited images were done on photoshop GIMP and FireAlpaca never get any love…
damnitwhatisthecatdoing: andrew-scotts-arms: thejumpingmushroom: coloroftherainbows: lizcruz90: Oh god Cause you can never not reblog Ruby Rose when shes on your dash When they are on your dash Right okay butLet’s start with not assuming people’s
lettersfromtitan: aleksandrwilde: jinxamataz: commissarcuddles: hexane-nightmares: Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them. How was this even caught on camera? did that cat fucking
bogleech: The people who make that argument never mean it as a genuine suggestion. They smugly assume the person they’re talking to lacks the talent or the means of actually following through, and they often believe that if it did happen, it would
onewordtest: fandom is so weird you never know how old anyone is but you just kinda assume most of them are around your age until proven otherwise and then one day someone is talking about their 9 year old kid on your dash and another person is saying
asphyxion: some of the people on my dash i just assume are their icons bc i’ve never seen their pics so it’s like “oh look gandalf is up late bloggin again"
moofrog: sociapathy: luckydicekirby: sass-master-jack-frost: I have never wanted to know why so bad in my entire life i assume this is why CLICK THAT LINK SERIOUSLY. CLICk IT
ayeyuu:worldfallsdown:unicorn-fish:joshishollywood: This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them lol wat This will never stop being
